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Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 6:13am On Apr 18, 2013
Herdeoye: Man City/Wigan over 2.5 goals
ManU/Westham
First half cards=over 0
Sorry...LOST!
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 6:11am On Apr 18, 2013
albacete: 18:00 --- NK Koper @ 1.25 DNB (Slovenia)
18:00 --- FSV 63 Luckenwalde @ 1.3 DNB (Germany Amateur)
19:30 --- NK Maribor @ 1.55 (Slovenia)
19:45 --- Man Utd @ 1.65 (England Premier)
Total = 4.16
Sorry...LOST!
Romance › Re: Love Experts, Make Una Analyse This TXT Message For Me. by funkyjms: 8:22am On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=wazobia_for_u]Waoo!!! I love this reply of her, the message want you to make a promise or buttress more on what you really want from her, she dont want to put a trust on love and all you want is sex only


I like the girl reply for real




Me no deyy toast any girl i wan yansh only ooooo to avoid " you broke my heart" na like play like play we go deyy do am and not comited....best way[/quote]badt guy!
Romance › Re: Love Experts, Make Una Analyse This TXT Message For Me. by funkyjms: 8:21am On Apr 17, 2013
bizzlemie: Miss, don't act lyk yhu've not seen peeps spell words differently before. The fact that i get all informal with words does't mean iono wha their actual spellings are.

Soon yhu're gonna as me wha IONO means, smh

Btw, how does ur question relate with the OP's problem? undecided huh
lol...funny
Romance › Re: Love Experts, Make Una Analyse This TXT Message For Me. by funkyjms: 8:16am On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]You sure? I doubt[/quote]I doubt too
Romance › Re: Love Experts, Make Una Analyse This TXT Message For Me. by funkyjms: 8:14am On Apr 17, 2013
Oohrhii: Na wah ooOO..quite funny that all those who tend to analyse these text are not sharp atall.

@Op the girl dey whine you ni..trying to test your level of inteligence and your intent.

Now check this..
.......I dont want to really love you BECAUSE i am scared my love wont be returned.
Meaning: She already loves you alot already. But she is not sure you can reciprocate the affection she has for you.

........ Do you love me or you just want SE.X
Meaning because she already has a default number of love for you already.. She envisions a possibility of you having sex with her. Say maybe she happen to be with you alone in some place and you are kind of smart enough to sweet talk her.. there is a possibility even though she might not want it..she might not be able to resist it.But it would be a one off.

Now for the Grand Finale..

........ I COULD offer you the second but can i trust you with the first?

Oh...what a sharp girl you have there. Now because the possibility of the second as explained of happening..(she used could) she knows that she might not really be able to resist you..but only for some time and you might have your way.. but she is asking you if you can actually offer her the first.. that's a true good and reasonable love as she is offering..and all the other will be added unto you.

My Advise. She is a good girl in an unfortunate situation of love. If you truly think you can love her..just forget about the sex, support and others..as those are not even issues. just love her..and enjoy a nice cool relationship.These girl already luvs you enough that she would give you anything..just ask.>>but love her..and you have Everything for as long as you want.!

Bro LUV HER... GOOD GIRLS WITH GOOD LUV R RARE.

you cant hope to see the sun when you close your eyes...Just Open it.
EXACTLY! You nailed it!!
Romance › Re: Love Experts, Make Una Analyse This TXT Message For Me. by funkyjms: 8:12am On Apr 17, 2013
sunny t: Permit me to drop a few points here, you asked for analysis and I’m a graduate of statistics, I’m going to apply the kruskal wallis test analysis here, so read up

1) She wants s*x
2) She doesn’t expect the relationship to lead anywhere, so dude, f*ck on
3) Her love is conditional
4) She is emotionally frustrated
5) She is ready to have s*x with you once you assure ( deceive) her of your love( money)
6) I don’t know her age but she carries the typical mindset of a Nigerian girl ( all a guy wants is s*x), (all there is to a relationship is s*x)
7) Don’t be fooled by the condition she gave, what she actually meant by love is money, kudi
cool She doesn’t have a reasonable future
9) The only language she understands is s*x, s*x and s*x, hence she wants real s*x, lots of it
10) You should be ready for Marathons of s*x.


Guy, don’t play ludo with your future, look for a serious and responsible gal, and take your life seriously, face your studies and work harder to be a real man, s*x like this will only result in a bleak future, a word is enough for a wise soul.
Only agree with number 6 and partially 5. Obviously, the gal doesn't know what she wants
Romance › Re: Love Experts, Make Una Analyse This TXT Message For Me. by funkyjms: 8:08am On Apr 17, 2013
megareal: Lucky you. You don jam babe wey understand dat your 'love' na lust. So she is saving you the trouble of dangling on a long rope before you bleep am. Simple translation; You can f**k me, but dont expect my complete attention, my time nor my faithfulness cos I won't belong to you alone.
I disagree...personally, I think all she's trying to say iz that she doesn't want him to dump her... Anyway, I feel the gal has feelingz for him too
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 9:57pm On Apr 16, 2013
albacete: Result Update
I've been watching your picks from sideline lately...kudoz
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 9:54pm On Apr 16, 2013
vizboy: MY COMBO FOR 2DAY GOODLUCK

Arsenal - Everton - how many
goals in game?
▼
Over 1.5
1.18
In play
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Hull
- how many goals in game?
▼
Over 1.5
1.32
In play
Cardiff - Charlton - how many
goals in game?
▼
Over 1.5
1.25
In play
Ipswich - Crystal Palace - how
many goals in game?
▼
Over 1.5
1.32
In play
Leicester - Bolton - how many
goals in game?
▼
Over 1.5
1.23
In play
Bristol City - Birmingham - how
many goals in game?
▼
Over 1.5
1.24
In play
Middlesbrough - Nottingham
Forest - how many goals in
game?
▼
Over 1.5
1.29
LOST!!! Can I ever place above 1.5goals on premier league or championshiphuh? Hm...NEVER!
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 9:38pm On Apr 16, 2013
igbsam: My Bet Today

16-04-2013 12:55
Bayern Munich - Wolfsburg - Odds 1.15

16-04-2013 12:50
Reggina - Sassuolo - Odds 2.37

16-04-2013 12:40
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Odds 2.24

Total Odds: 5.76
LOST! Reggina lost, so sorry
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 8:32am On Apr 16, 2013
Wha dyu peepz mean ba BTTS please?
Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by funkyjms: 9:06am On Apr 15, 2013
nkenu: Pls i need advice on which hospital in India has a very good heart surgery DR and cost effective. Pls can any Dr in the house give me a modest cost of having a heart surgery in India from the visa stage to the final stage of undergoing the surgery pls. You can also send me a mail : godwin_nyiam@yahoo.com
I'll advice you to post this on different facebook pages, you'll surely get immediate and different views...
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 7:09am On Apr 15, 2013
albacete: Baba God noni!
Man Utd 0-2 WON
Barcelona 0-3 WON
Elche 2-1 WON
Perugia 2-1 WON
Urawa RD 2-0 WON
Athletic Madrid 5-0 WON

Total odd = 6.07
Gotten 4 points overall cos of d 1 point i lost yesterday
Wow...THUMBZ
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 7:01am On Apr 15, 2013
Adetayo100: My picks 4 today

Chelsea vs Mancity
under 3.5 goals

Dundee utd vs Celtic
both team to score

Psv vs Ajax
both team to score

ODDS = 3.12
You try guy...BET WON!
Business › Re: Football(+) Betting Season 6 by funkyjms: 2:03am On Apr 13, 2013
Testing

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