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chux4liv: Why I'm writing this is because it's we men that lure them into this act, use and dump them.

Pacify: Anyways, many ladies bring up dis no sex policy because they have some secrets{e.q. Slacked punny} to hide.

Jenams: I develop instant hate wen I hear such frm a lady, especially ''NON VIRGINS''

Valeree: Called my boo for 2days and he wasn't picking so I travelled 3hours 20minites to go and see him. Wen I got to his apartment knocked and he dint answer so I went around the window and called him on d fone and he was sleeping, then woke up and asked me to go back where I came from dat I dint inform him b4 I started coming, through the window without letting me in oh, I thot it was a joke until it was almost dark and started raining, I had to run back to the park and luckily I met the last bus available which I boarded and got home to my house around after 11:pm. Then he called me and said: I hope u went home safely dear, I almost passed out.

Babzilla: SUE ME

ximarro: And wen de do nt see d material tings, de reject d guy cos according 2 dem: how wil he take k of me? Gals, de yan wit different syds of d mouth. Neither dis nor dat. Don't knw wat de want. God deliva dm bois 4rm da daughters of eve. Guys, hope i d on point?

Chillisauce: I tried doing the silent treatment in a friends party, what I didn't know was that liquid was gonna come out!


That's right, Liquid.


That was the end of my party. Pant neatly wrapped and thrown in the bin.

Went home without pant

Monicasque: loss is part of love. We give birth to kids who we love so much but at one stage we will loose each other. They might lv the country, get married , die etc. I can never deprive myself of love just because i am scared of loosing. I love my legs but one day i might get in to an accident and loose both. So u see loss is part of love.

Enegod: how do you normally know that? or you do enter into a relationship to satisfy your immediate needs?

Harbosede02: NB:i don't love sum1 i knw i wil still lose toooooo much.

ninz: Love that's neither imitated nor duplicated.

pasqal09: Yes I had a gf at 19. But for some1 who's 29, he should b looking for ppl his level not teenagers!

goodsegs: Boredom can also make one drift away. It can make you conclude that you are not really in love with your partner.

xynerise: Same as mine. But it seems you are good at lying.

iamdsam: Can't you get it? You need to be in a ghost mode to do this.

Pukkah: 1. Smoking in the presence of non-smokers
2. Using your headgear (gele) to block the view of those seated behind you
3. Staring at the text message or chats of a phone user that's beside you
4. Sitting on the bonnet of a car (especially that does not belong to you)
5. Raising your face to the sky or ceiling to down the content of a bottle (of coke or Lacasera)
6. Horning loudly while driving
7. Leisurely crossing the road (as if in your sitting room) WTF...Mehn...me ah dey use swaqs cross road oo
8. Playing football on the street
9. Dancing or having a party on the street
10. Walking around with a dangling toothpick in your mouth after a meal (I spend a lot now...)
11. Picking your teeth with your fingers (after a meal)

joyglitters: He said 8 of dem

Olarewajub: Things you should never do in public is one topic that is of concern to everyone because the way you behave outside and even inside your home matters alot.
Incase you don't know, there are series of things an individual is suppose not to do in public but because of ignorance we end up doing those things that are irritating and such habit can jeopardise our reputation..
It is important to be mindful of yourself at all times especially when you find yourself in the gathering of strangers.
Incase you don't, people are always watching you and they take note of everything.. I will only be discussing three semi topic on how to behave in public with the sum of sixteen point.

Body Language
1. You must never scratch your body in public. (Body no scratch you wella ni...)
2. You must avoid yawning with your mouth wide open. Make use of your hand.
3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public. (I dont qeh pls...finqer crackinq or wha? If yes, so I should qo to rest room cos of that?) If you must do so, go to the rest room.
4. You don't clean your face with an hankerchief, but rather you use a face towel.
5. You don't shout in public because simplicity is paramout.

Dressing Code
1. The colour of your belt must correspond with the colour of your shoe.
2. Whatever you wear must match and must be a good fit for your body.
3. Avoid taking off your shoes in public as it shows how unserious you are.
4. Your cloth must be properly ironed when necessary.
5. You must never sag your trouser or skirt because it shows how unresponsible you can be.

Dinning Setting
1. Your fork must be on your left hand.
2. You must never never place your elbow on the table.
3. Your hand should not be visible at the table. (How is that possible or em I nat qettinq your point?)
4. It is improper for a lady to place her bag on the table.
5. Never fill your glass to the brim.
6. Avoid opening your mouth uncessarily when eating. It can be groose.
7. It is wrong to talk when you have food in your mouth. Don't talk while eating. (Don't talk while the food is in your mouth or don't talk throuqhout the meal?)
http://www.blevopedia..com/2013/08/things-you-must-never-do-in-public.html?m=1

Nomski0: That post was long sha.
@Op, Is there an article about knowing if your future husband will be an animal in bed or if he'll perform like a preteenager just by the way he walks
I want to know before hand.

Glamglam: What? You made people fall? Can you say if they were mostly female?

tonnieblaise: one certain vigil,wen d pastor was doin deliverance and anointin 4 d sick,i came out cos i was not feelin too well den,almost evry1 dat came out wit me were fallin down unda d aniontin wen d pastor got to me,mehn d pastor use all im strenght,he pushed,turned and was rounding me all around but me claim strong head i no fall,d pastor use all im power until im taya come shake head...lol (the "paito" be like...your case is pathetic)

dere was a time local tv stations use 2 air one pastor's healing stuff like dat,and d man of God will just blow breeze and evry1 esp dose in frnt will fall down....i come dey wonder weda d cameraman no dey fall unda anionting

agb2011: It depends on your level of concentration. Cameramen are too distracted by what they are doing; checking the sounds, visual image, etc. their minds are so preoccupied with what they are doing that their spirit man is not connected.
I've never fallen under anointing before but there was a time that I felt dizzy to the point of staggering. The only way I know how to stop it was by distracting myself mostly by thinking of worldly things like? Immediately, I got control of my body back. I don't know whether it's right to do that or not.