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bad meat: I wonder y ladies cover their skirt and hold their wrapper any time they start shaking under annointing,how can one be under anointing dey cover skirt make we nor see her pantJex like your name, yu truly ha bad meat |
big head: One of them even bent ma neck backwards for more than 15 minutes claiming to ba calling out some spirits from my soul. By the time he finished I thought the devil was sitting on ma head with a cushion chair cos ma neck and head was so heavy that I had to stay on the ground for almost one hour, and there goes my mum she was like "Thank you Jesus" and on ma mind I was like "mum this is fraud" |
Mr Aboki: Sherimamamama Kikima.lmao ![]() |
Joey82: as for me, i be cameraman.Me...I be usher... Mehn...Nat easy to stand at the entrance o cos yu qast dey dodqe those possessed spirits(Yes...those spirits are possessed too! Meaninq possessed square ) like say you dey dodqe Muhammed Ali's "blow" ![]() |
80kobo: Me I don wait tire to fall no show.Mee too oo... ![]() |
Glamglam: Wow! Thanks idnoble135...you have thrown so much light into this topic. I hope to share snippets from these to members of my house fellowship because I believe most are questioning this in their minds but haven't had the courage (so to speak) to ask for clarification.Yeah...I noticed that too... ![]() |
DICKtator: Someone should explain number 2 to me.I don't qeh that too... |
[quote author=nadia_SA]Wats up with virgin mary today[/quote]Someone should kindly answer this... |
*yawn* |
[quote author=~ZN~]Damn, what a case. ![]() I gotta say one thing though, respect her decision and NEVER try to force her. Sometimes I wonder, after an.al, what next? the ear? [/quote]Yea ![]() |
Th topic is "I need help" In the post "A friend of mine..." ![]() |
Funny ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]It was kinda funny how my mum popped that question.... I happened to be in the kitchen this evening, trying to make up something for dinner, when my mum walked in and was like: 'eh nne, mgbo, can you live-in with your mother-inlaw for 2 years? To be frank, I was so confused, and the expression on my face made her laugh so hard...and even increased when I answered,'doesnt she have a house..?'. We didnt really discuss such this evening, so I wondered where she could have gotten her 'jamb' qquestion from. 'Well, I heard it over the radio, so I thought I should ask to know your own view'...that was her answer to my wonderment. So now, I am asking you (guys and ladies), whats your own view on that...?[/quote]I don't even wana read further neither the comments....HELL NO! |
gistmelove: NEVER LET A MAN DESTROY YOUR LIFE!!! http://www./2013/08/never-let-man-destroy-your-life.htmlWhat are yu tryna say too? |
chidindufrank: What's so hard in telling the guy that you need his joystick inside your pot? I guess u dey finga ursefOff point! How old are you please? |
Godson201333: You playing Hard to get walahi...By the way could you please emphasis on "More than a friend relationship without sex"Honestly...em confused here too... |
Harbosede02: Dis is wat guys wana hear...go n meet d guy and ask im out,lol bt seriously i think u sud approach im,he might fink u don't av feelings 4 me or anyfin..prove im wrongPlease...wha chyu tryna say? Ask him out? Be the first to say those three words? Make the first move? Jex a question ooo... |
owolabifunke14: No gentleman in Nigeria.Time to try foreigners. Note: Niger,Chad,ghana,somalia,pakistain,Syria,Palistan,Gambia and Iraq& Iranian nationals all ruled outwhy? |
onila: I bang my hubby in the dreamlolzzz |
Ericsdm55: I guess alot of guz here might av misunderstood d young lady. Why not tek her by her words if u r interested in becomin a frnd? Y do u ppl askd 4 clearification b/t lover n frnd, or is d grammar she used not clear enough? Quit d gaming n indicate ur interest if u r interestd in becomin her frnd n meets her criterial fulSTOPAbeqiiii!!! |
Oh...Benue ni o!!!! |
RIP father... Surely, Niqerians are qonna relate this with the ban of cloth spreadinq in Laqos state... |
shirley whyte: Ii used the word "friend" b'cos I don't want to be misunderstood..En wha's your definition of the word "friend" since you're nat searchinq for a lover, yet tired of beinq sinqle ?? |
riskit33: Hi Miss Shirley i must say i admire your courage but i have a few questions for you. You said you need a friend not a lover, so are you saying you have no friends at all? If you do, does it then mean you're merely hiding behind the born-again veil to ask for a lover (because when someone says that they're tired of being single they're simply saying they're in need of a lover because everybody sure has a friend)?Thanks for this man |
