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Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by funkyjms: 10:15pm On Aug 15, 2013
bad meat: I wonder y ladies cover their skirt and hold their wrapper any time they start shaking under annointing,how can one be under anointing dey cover skirt make we nor see her pantgrin
Jex like your name, yu truly ha bad meat
Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by funkyjms: 10:11pm On Aug 15, 2013
big head: One of them even bent ma neck backwards for more than 15 minutes claiming to ba calling out some spirits from my soul. By the time he finished I thought the devil was sitting on ma head with a cushion chair cos ma neck and head was so heavy that I had to stay on the ground for almost one hour, and there goes my mum she was like "Thank you Jesus" and on ma mind I was like "mum this is fraud" grin grin

Most of them tell big fat lies.
But I ni blame them sha....
Nig'gas must eat and men of God must eat. But 99% of them do that by brainwashing the unsuspecting public
Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by funkyjms: 10:09pm On Aug 15, 2013
Mr Aboki: Sherimamamama Kikima.

Receive your blessing..

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m970rkvDCP1qf613r.gif
lmao grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by funkyjms: 10:01pm On Aug 15, 2013
Joey82: as for me, i be cameraman.
i no dey fall under anointing.
if i fall, who go come video others?
Me...I be usher... Mehn...Nat easy to stand at the entrance o cos yu qast dey dodqe those possessed spirits(Yes...those spirits are possessed too! Meaninq possessed square grin) like say you dey dodqe Muhammed Ali's "blow" grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by funkyjms: 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2013
80kobo: Me I don wait tire to fall no show.

It is wa
Mee too oo... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by funkyjms: 9:53pm On Aug 15, 2013
Glamglam: Wow! Thanks idnoble135...you have thrown so much light into this topic. I hope to share snippets from these to members of my house fellowship because I believe most are questioning this in their minds but haven't had the courage (so to speak) to ask for clarification.

How would one know however if some are falling under anointing or just overwhelmed or generally faking it (sorry to say)? I have also noticed that women are the ones that generally fall a lot! not saying some men don't fall (Frosbel has admitted to falling though he doubts the spirit that possessed him on that occasion lol)
Yeah...I noticed that too... grin
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Facts Of Life You Should Read! by funkyjms: 8:00pm On Aug 15, 2013
DICKtator: Someone should explain number 2 to me.
How can you know about someone merely by looking at those thangs? huh huh huh huh
grin grin grin grin
I don't qeh that too...
Christianity Etc › Re: Some Songs Dedicated To Blessed Virgin Mary.....please Add Yours Too! by funkyjms: 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]Wats up with virgin mary today[/quote]Someone should kindly answer this...
Jokes Etc › Re: A Son In_law by funkyjms: 2:33pm On Aug 14, 2013
*yawn*
Romance › Re: She Does Not Want To Explore Sexually. What Do I Do by funkyjms: 2:28pm On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=~ZN~]Damn, what a case. grin grin

I gotta say one thing though, respect her decision and NEVER try to force her.

Sometimes I wonder, after an.al, what next? the ear?
[/quote]Yea grin
Romance › Re: I Need Help by funkyjms: 2:10pm On Aug 14, 2013
Th topic is "I need help"
In the post "A friend of mine..."

huh
Romance › Re: Pls Save My Marriage by funkyjms: 1:22pm On Aug 14, 2013
Funny grin
Romance › Re: Can You Live-in With Your Mother-inlaw For 2 Years...? by funkyjms: 9:03am On Aug 12, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]It was kinda funny how my mum popped that question....
I happened to be in the kitchen this evening, trying to make up something for dinner, when my mum walked in and was like: 'eh nne, mgbo, can you live-in with your mother-inlaw for 2 years?
To be frank, I was so confused, and the expression on my face made her laugh so hard...and even increased when I answered,'doesnt she have a house..?'. We didnt really discuss such this evening, so I wondered where she could have gotten her 'jamb' qquestion from.
'Well, I heard it over the radio, so I thought I should ask to know your own view'...that was her answer to my wonderment.

So now, I am asking you (guys and ladies), whats your own view on that...?[/quote]I don't even wana read further neither the comments....HELL NO!
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please. by funkyjms: 8:58am On Aug 12, 2013
gistmelove: NEVER LET A MAN DESTROY YOUR LIFE!!! http://www./2013/08/never-let-man-destroy-your-life.html
What are yu tryna say too?
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please. by funkyjms: 8:54am On Aug 12, 2013
chidindufrank: What's so hard in telling the guy that you need his joystick inside your pot? I guess u dey finga ursef
Off point! How old are you please?
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please. by funkyjms: 8:52am On Aug 12, 2013
Godson201333: You playing Hard to get walahi...By the way could you please emphasis on "More than a friend relationship without sex"
Honestly...em confused here too...
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please. by funkyjms: 8:46am On Aug 12, 2013
Harbosede02: Dis is wat guys wana hear...go n meet d guy and ask im out,lol bt seriously i think u sud approach im,he might fink u don't av feelings 4 me or anyfin..prove im wrong
Please...wha chyu tryna say? Ask him out? Be the first to say those three words? Make the first move? Jex a question ooo...
Romance › Re: Nonsense Things Naija Guys Do On A Date by funkyjms: 12:51pm On Aug 10, 2013
owolabifunke14: No gentleman in Nigeria.Time to try foreigners. Note: Niger,Chad,ghana,somalia,pakistain,Syria,Palistan,Gambia and Iraq& Iranian nationals all ruled out
why?
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Age Did U Have Yr First Smooch? by funkyjms: 10:36pm On Aug 08, 2013
onila: I bang my hubby in the dream

since i cant do it in real life

nothing possessed abt it
lolzzz
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Single Search.. by funkyjms: 6:50pm On Aug 07, 2013
Ericsdm55: I guess alot of guz here might av misunderstood d young lady. Why not tek her by her words if u r interested in becomin a frnd? Y do u ppl askd 4 clearification b/t lover n frnd, or is d grammar she used not clear enough? Quit d gaming n indicate ur interest if u r interestd in becomin her frnd n meets her criterial fulSTOP
Abeqiiii!!!
Romance › Re: Which State(s) In Nigeria Does The Most Beautiful Ladies Come From? by funkyjms: 8:06am On Aug 07, 2013
Oh...Benue ni o!!!!
Politics › Re: Fashola's Dad, Ademola Fashola Is Dead by funkyjms: 3:16pm On Aug 05, 2013
RIP father...

Surely, Niqerians are qonna relate this with the ban of cloth spreadinq in Laqos state...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Single Search.. by funkyjms: 9:17am On Aug 05, 2013
shirley whyte: Ii used the word "friend" b'cos I don't want to be misunderstood..
And please what's your definition of a lover?
En wha's your definition of the word "friend" since you're nat searchinq for a lover, yet tired of beinq sinqlehuh??
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Single Search.. by funkyjms: 9:01am On Aug 05, 2013
riskit33: Hi Miss Shirley i must say i admire your courage but i have a few questions for you. You said you need a friend not a lover, so are you saying you have no friends at all? If you do, does it then mean you're merely hiding behind the born-again veil to ask for a lover (because when someone says that they're tired of being single they're simply saying they're in need of a lover because everybody sure has a friend)?
Thanks for this man

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