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FamilyRe: Meet The Nigerian Woman Who Married At 43, Gave Birth At 60 ( Photo ) by funkymatics(f): 11:04pm On Jan 14, 2015
justwise:
Gave birth at 60? Selfishness, she will not have enough energy and time to bring up that child, the poor child will end up being her carer.
egbami selfishness ke. if God could do this what time and energy can't he give?
any way thank God for this miracle in the life of our personal person. shout out to all the Lydias.
Christianity EtcRe: Seven Things To Expect In A Real Godly Relationship by funkymatics(f): 10:27pm On Jan 12, 2015
Japhet04:
nice one emusmith smiley

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this write up would have been much more effective if we were in the time of Jesus Christ cheesy
why did God choose a virgin for Jesus to be born when a non virgin will also achieve the same aim. His grace can make anyone distinct even at this time which is not different from those times. the choice is ours however
RomanceRe: Ladies : Can You Do This On Your Wedding Day? (pics) by funkymatics(f): 8:17pm On Jan 11, 2015
mteew I hate his tie too
CelebritiesRe: Adeboye, Oyedepo & Obasanjo At Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding (Pictures) by funkymatics(f): 10:27am On Jan 11, 2015
I hope GMB 's children are all married, if not they should do now cos he has a lot to do when he assumes office
FamilyRe: To My Future Wife by funkymatics(f): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2015
nice write up but I hope you have found her who will fulfill God's purpose for your life right now. never fail to practice what you promised to do.
FamilyRe: To My Future Husband by funkymatics(f): 9:48am On Jan 11, 2015
OP I would like to have a discussion with you. pls flash this contact 08174121812 .
FamilyRe: To My Future Husband by funkymatics(f): 9:47am On Jan 11, 2015
I would like to have a discussion with you. pls flash this contact 08174121812 .
Jokes EtcRe: List Of Items Needed By A Runs Girl (Pic) by funkymatics(f): 8:59pm On Dec 21, 2014
tweetobyte:
And I thought my handwriting is bad. Mine is better than what I just saw, Thank you Jesus!
what do u expect? its the handwriting of a runs girl. a nursery school graduate.
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2014: Bishop Oyedepo's 15 Prophetic Declarations For 2015 by funkymatics(f): 7:13pm On Dec 15, 2014
RomanceRe: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by funkymatics(f): 8:39pm On Dec 06, 2014
100Cents:
Since 2011, I should have settled down, which was truncated by my people based on tribal grounds, I have been unable to love a woman like my Ex.

The only girl I seem to love is messing up. Really I can't say what's up her sleeves. I currently have many beautiful admirers o. But i dont see any of them via the window of a wife. Some of them dress so skimpy when visiting to impress me.

Nothing has ever challenged me like this since birth.

O Lord God of Jacob, I am tired..
I know how it is with this issue cos i m also searching how ever this issue can't be resolved by urself
ask that God of Jacob to favour u.
ask a divorced person you will know that its not just any fine girl that makes a good wife.
FamilyRe: Are You Still Excited About Marriage? by funkymatics(f): 2:36pm On Nov 30, 2014
[quote author=sparklie post=28439781]Sometimes the way they treat us with this sex thing.....I feel like weeping. More like if u don't wanna do, pls fall out, the queue is long. I knw some gals have made them feel like this but why not give everyone a fair chance. If sex is gonna happen even after both parties have sworn "no sex b4 marriage", let it take a natural course and not by force, coercion or undue pressure. Let it happen because the woman also wants u not because she feels that if she doesn't give u, u might leave her or seek for it else where.

For me, whatever will be, will be. Yorubas say that, the water that one will drink, will not flow pass u, meaning if it's urs, u'll drink it and u go belle full.

It's just appalling when most of what men wanna discuss is how much they love se.x, like I love it so much and u shld be ever ready to drop ur ass 4 me to grind![/quote
my opinion tried and tested sex before marriage doesn't guarantee a happy marriage so why the fling.moreover u get to know if u are in love or not with the absense of sex. though body no be firewood but that doesn't make premarital sex right
FamilyRe: Is There Anything As A ‘christian Girl’ In A Relationship? by funkymatics(f): 10:41am On Nov 30, 2014
Woged2005:
Is there anything as a ‘Christian Girl’ in a relationship?

I am motivated to educate some brothers who keep lamenting they got fooled by a ‘Christian Girl’ in a relationship. Please is there any such thing as a Christian girl in relationships?

In my opinion there’s only a good and bad girl irrespective of her religion or background.

Here are some different kinds of so-called ‘Christian girls that frustrate men in relationships:

The Virgin Club:
This club are found in most churches and very easily advertising they are virgins and are proud of it. Unfortunately most are already over 30 and not yet married. Hmmm! There’s nothing bad in remaining a virgin before marriage, but that’s not a sole quality to be a successful wife and mother. Many people married as virgins yet either divorced or had rocky marriages. A man will easily go for a non-virgin with brains and positive attitude to life than a virgin who has no ambitions. There’s more happening in a marriage than just s..ex.

The Prayer Warriors:
These ones are busy praying on everything but don’t recognize when the opportunity has come. They rent the air each night shouting for breakthrough in Marriage, yet they don’t even date, and scare men away with their ‘holier than thou’ attitude. I heard about such a lady who this year alone had more than 3 eligible men asking her out for dates, which she turned down saying she got revelations they’re not her husbands. Hmmm! I will advise such people to relocate to biblical Israel, where God’s voice could be heard in the wilderness. Nigeria may not be the best place for them.

The Pastors’ Maids:
This group must seek their pastors’ counsel before they even wash their underwear. Unfortunately most are merely seeking pastors’ attention to look like ‘good’ girls. Some Nigerian pastors as we know them are full of deceits and lead double lives. Some even keep these girls as mistresses and practically stop them from marrying with fake visions in order to keep enjoying them. It’s good to have a pastor pray along with you for wisdom, but relying on a pastor to make every decision simply means you are not fit and matured enough to marry yet.

The Creepy Saints:
This group are usually the pretty, elegant attention grabbers - Church girls in the day and ‘runs girls’ at night; also known as Facebook and Whatsapp pastors. Their FB wall is full of bible quotes yet take a look at their picture gallery- no difference in their dressing with that of a club-girl. Many Nigerians abroad have narrated how such girls fooled them into relationships but on visiting Nigeria they met a completely different personality. Some even replace their sim cards or block the men on Whatsapp to avoid any contact once they hear he’s in Nigeria. The tip is if u be-friend such a so-called Christian and she asks you for money or begs you to buy/ship things to her in before even seeing you, delete her right away. She belongs to this club.

My Advice To Guys
If you meet a lady, take time to know her, date her at least 6 months, build the friendship first, try and bond, open your eyes to every sign of deceit before flashing the ‘M’ (marriage) word. If the friendship isn’t working don’t even try to jump to Marriage. Marriage works best between best friends. Focus on looking for a good girl irrespective of her background and avoid those 'advert boards' designed to deceive, if you want peace of mind. smiley

All the Luck, guys!
in my opinion there are good Christian girls who are true to the loveable values any guy would dream of in an ideal wife but physical attractiveness is equated as love and really to find such a girl u have to follow the old school way of knowing her from her root (family) not from church to bed. in short a guy who has selff control won't fall for a pretending lady if cautious
CelebritiesRe: Exclusive! Omotola Ekeinde Celebrates 20 Years In The Entertainment Industry by funkymatics(f): 7:42pm On Nov 28, 2014
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She just tweeted a message concerning her 20 years anniversary and speculated on a huge announcement Read her tweet here http://..com
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