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Crime / Re: Access Bank Staff Steals Customers’ N13.6 Million by funkymatics(f): 11:01pm On Aug 04, 2018
Iro ni o
Romance / Re: Why I Vowed Never to get married ( A Nairalander) by funkymatics(f): 8:33pm On Oct 07, 2017
if you know how happy some couples are to be married you will regret making that vow. what I do is to pray for God's leading and trust him for a good marital story and that is what I will tell to people like you to encourage them
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda And Husband Ride On Donkeys At Their Wedding In Greece by funkymatics(f): 1:18pm On Sep 02, 2016
for a second marriage it's a big no. ah ah
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Vacation Photos With husband by funkymatics(f): 10:33pm On Aug 29, 2016
gidjah:
Stop been envious please......HBD sis,grow bigger in grace.

wow Thank you so much
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Vacation Photos With husband by funkymatics(f): 10:37am On Aug 14, 2016
I am envious jare undecided
Celebrities / Re: Kaffy Goes Clubbing In Sexy Outfit, Flaunts Her Six Packs (photos) by funkymatics(f): 10:31am On Aug 14, 2016
and so ki lo kan wa?
Religion / Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by funkymatics(f): 10:05pm On Aug 02, 2016
arrangee marriages, that one can be useful sometimes grin
Family / Re: Wow!!! The 4year Old Bangladeshi Kid Who Has Aged Prematurely by funkymatics(f): 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2016
my unborn children are healthy in Jesus name. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Dakore Egbuson Akande Flaunts Her Bikini Body by funkymatics(f): 5:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
But why? do you also need validation from the whole world before you will believe you are beautiful? This your flaunted bikini picture is quite needless especially now that there are important topics We could help buhari discuss for a better Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Dakore Egbuson Akande Flaunts Her Bikini Body by funkymatics(f): 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2016
But why? do you also need a validation from the whole world before you will believe you are beautiful? This your flaunted bikini picture is quite needless especially now that there are important topics We could help buhari discuss for a better Nigeria.

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Religion / Re: CAN Reacts To The Murder Of Evangelist Eunice Olawale by funkymatics(f): 10:55pm On Jul 13, 2016
mrkayusfit:
Only Allah knows what really transpired between the woman and her assailants that day. She might be preaching inciteful messages that were too hard to bare. Even tho i condemn the action of the killers, by preaching around a mosque makes her actions daring. It's like an imam coming to preach in a church territory. I suggest the government ban street evangelism so cases like this can be averted in future. It is wrong to go around with megaphone and start preaching as early as 5am when people are resting. Those who blame Islam for her death are just displaying ignorance. We cannot use the action of few to judge the entire muslims. Islam remains a peaceful and tolerant religion. cool
you need to be banned for scribbling this. Doesn't it occur to you that murder is a crime? your comment shows that you can replicate the act at any given opportunity.
Family / Re: Choosing The Right Spouse: Luck Or Personal Brilliance by funkymatics(f): 11:42pm On Jul 11, 2016
carmag:


....pls sisi,

I quoted you as against your wish just bcs after reading ur post I bursted into laughter that Drew's everyone's attention ...pls..
pls

you have thought me a lesson today which I'll always apply.

so if someone has a contrary view two you're submission he shouldn't quote you.

rather he should ...just ...read.. read.. read. ..just read dey goo.....kkkkkkkkkkk... hehee uve killed meoooo

thank you for that idea, we are in d learning process everyday.
I also smiled as I read your comment.
and ofcourse it wasn't contrary so you are very welcomed.
Family / Re: Choosing The Right Spouse: Luck Or Personal Brilliance by funkymatics(f): 9:58pm On Jul 10, 2016
i dont believe in luck (chance) but i know its just God's favour,grace and mercy that helps in choosing right. even the devil wants an angel for a wife so any one can pretend to be good, pretty, rich,well mannered just to get married. A spouse suitable for your past present and future can only be given by God. So plan How you can toast God so that he will make it happen.
N.B it's my point of view so don't quote me if yours is contrary, just read and keep reading...
Career / Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by funkymatics(f): 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2016
bankers dey suffer o. forget the suits and shoes, cars and estate they live in.all na wash because they hardly invest. only the senior managers truly get to enjoy their earnings.

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Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by funkymatics(f): 10:31pm On Jun 28, 2016
how many married nigerians have a job that permits them to have dinner latest by 7pm. most times that's when they leave thier work places and of course they would be caught up in traffic and because they cant afford to keep a maid or buy from eatries they will end up eating late because the dinner would be cooked that same nite. this is the major cause of the big belly men and women carry around.
eat fruits once it is too late to do dinner tho some husbands no go gree hear say wife no wan cook cos it is late and if i cook i go chop now. sho!!!!

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Confessed She's HIV+ After I Proposed To Her. Please, Help by funkymatics(f): 10:09pm On Jun 20, 2016
it is quite typical for an average nigerian to castigate others while many dont know their status. she told u because u proposed to show u are serious. so make more research and preference the merits n consequences to see if u can cope. however malaria kills faster than the dreaded disease.
one big lesson to learn is some secrets u dont know about might wipe off love from your eyes and if u only fell for a pretty powdered face that secret will make u stand up from where u fell into.

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Religion / Re: Supo Ayokunle Emerges As New CAN President by funkymatics(f): 10:40pm On Jun 15, 2016
we gat u covered. baptist family
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Oputa Stuns In Thread Hairstyle by funkymatics(f): 4:25pm On Jun 05, 2016
she no wear peru or brazil and shes still pretty with her 'kiko
' style. Ladies gat to learn to invest in their future not their hair.

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Family / Re: What do Your Parents Do When A Movie Gets To A Sex Scene by funkymatics(f): 10:31pm On May 27, 2016
dad will say, close ur eyes
Properties / Re: What You Must Consider Before Buying A House by funkymatics(f): 6:42am On May 21, 2016
Lord give me quality issues like what color to paint my mansions in lekki, banana island and magodo

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Crime / Re: Ronke Shonde: Autopsy Attributes Death To Respiratory Seizure by funkymatics(f): 7:37am On May 19, 2016
the woman wouldn't have died if they were in good terms. bad marriage affects everything

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Fashion / Re: Every Slim Nigerian Girl Will Relate To These Problems by funkymatics(f): 5:14pm On May 03, 2016
MissSlimbody:
No1 is not true for me o, but I get picked up by everyone. Even pikin wey dey call me "Aunty" sef dey pick me up embarassedembarassed

...Was in Ilorin some weeks back for NBC convention-in-session. I was wanted to donate blood and woman told me "sis, check your weight first" I did and was told, "sorry, you can't donate".

My silly friends started laughing at me gringringrin
Really u are a Baptist. Nice one.
Travel / Re: Mercedes Benz Catches Fire In Port-Harcourt, Family Of 6 Escapes Death - photos by funkymatics(f): 8:09pm On May 01, 2016
Thank God again and again. this is the type of news that makes the devil sad. Thank u God, Satan park well.
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Pastor In Terms Of Message Delivering? by funkymatics(f): 10:05pm On Apr 24, 2016
topstar80:
Apostle Joshua selman!...he likes building capacity...


confirm
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Okoro Donates Borehole To Walewale (Photos) by funkymatics(f): 8:58pm On Apr 16, 2016
We 've had enough of dps with expensive weaves and designer things. This is unique.
Romance / Re: When A Guy Wants To Marry A Virgin Girl By All Means... by funkymatics(f): 9:58pm On Apr 03, 2016
skywalker240:

grin one fustrated BOREHOLE spotted


Sorry baby,...it aint my fault u lost ur virginity @ 3

Kissess....but aint gonna marry you.

ki leleyi nso? got no time for cyber-fools so gerraout of my way.
Romance / Re: When A Guy Wants To Marry A Virgin Girl By All Means... by funkymatics(f): 9:53pm On Apr 03, 2016
skywalker240:

grin one fustrated BOREHOLE spotted


Sorry baby,...it aint my fault u lost ur virginity @ 3

Kissess....but aint gonna marry you.

ki leleyi nso? got no time for cyber-fools so gerraout of my way.
Romance / Re: When A Guy Wants To Marry A Virgin Girl By All Means... by funkymatics(f): 8:04pm On Apr 03, 2016
the Bible talked about the foolish virgins and the wise virgins. so a virgin could be foolish cos not only sexual chastity makes a woman virtuous but an extra effort of being wise in character and understanding. there's no sin in being a virgin but to it add wisdom ,that makes the difference.
Romance / Re: When A Guy Wants To Marry A Virgin Girl By All Means... by funkymatics(f): 7:50pm On Apr 03, 2016
skywalker240:
#Team virgin wife
you will use Bluetooth to detect it if she's one. mtcheew as if you are one.
Celebrities / Re: Lepacious Bose Is Now Completely A 'lepa' Woman by funkymatics(f): 8:58pm On Apr 02, 2016
haaa all things are possible indeed. this is lala to roke, ile lon bo
Romance / Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by funkymatics(f): 10:58pm On Mar 04, 2016
a virtuous woman and a faithful man makes a Happy marriage while a beautiful girl and handsome guy makes a glamorous wedding
Romance / Re: I Was Not Honest About my age And Now My Man Wont Forgive Me by funkymatics(f): 8:03pm On Feb 27, 2016
Really. A word of prayer for those who think its her fault to be unmarried @35, you won't experience such but if God says you should then would you know that the race is not for the swift and intelligence doesn't take u anywhere

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