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Crime / Re: Four Armed Robbery Suspects Caught In Kwara Forest, Arrested by Funkymode(m): 7:57pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Just wip dem 1000 lashes of kobo before jailing them |
Romance / Re: MEN!! This Is Why You Should Never Accept The FRIENDZONE!! (photo) by Funkymode(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
TheGidRedpiller: I just feel she needs it at the moment but asking for another is what she won't get, not that I fall for her though |
Romance / Re: Beautiful Secondary School Girl Runs Mad After Boyfriend Used Her For Money Ritu by Funkymode(m): 7:44pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Money Money Money, dey wan use iPhone, buy different wigs to cover the empty skull, take ice-cream, pepper soup, go swim, now she's on the street roaming with bare foot, without boyfriend, going to look dirty soon, her clothes soon turned rag, what a life, at a very young age May the ALMIGHTY GOD in HIS mercy please forgive and heal her in JESUS CHRIST name, Amen |
Family / Re: Help! There's Something Strange In My Room by Funkymode(m): 7:22pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
That could be miss koi koi or karishika, or Charlie Charlie 1 Like |
Romance / Re: MEN!! This Is Why You Should Never Accept The FRIENDZONE!! (photo) by Funkymode(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
May the ALMIGHTY GOD deliver me from all this ladies, I've been victim of this several times, just that as a sharp guy too, once I showed you green light and showed me yellow light, and I waited for few days no response, I turned off immediately and if you mistakenly asked for airtime when you never respond to my request, if I do first time and asked you about our discussion and you by mistake asked me what discussion, I'll hang up and never call or ask you again, no time to waste time |
Romance / Re: Slay Queen Bragging Of How She Is Not Afraid Of Ritualists by Funkymode(m): 7:01pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Who knows if dem don dey use am already mumu girl |
Family / Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by Funkymode(m): 3:27pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
My own na my brother oo, as me I be one kind guy wey no stubborn like that, just codedly stubborn, that time wey I dey secondary school, every school dey close 2pm, na my school dey close last for the whole state, we do close 2:15pm, I'm expected to be home at most 2:30 that's if I decided to treck, but wish bike 5 to 7min, and I'm always given tfair but I always got home 5 to 6pm, the worst of it was the day I got home something around 8pm because I went to cyber Cafe and the server was danm slow, I saw hell that day nobody could plead on my behalf, after that, I just told my mom to help talk to my dad that I should go to hostel, my mom agreed but my dad refused ooo 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Court grants Mompha N200 million bail by Funkymode(m): 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
That's one sure thing about the Afonja people, him don settle with 200m case suspended and he'll go back to continue his fraudulent work, if them broke again, they'll invite him to come give them their share, na because say him delayed and them don dey think say he no wan show up, na why you see am for news, if not, nothing 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Has Added So Much Weight In DSS Custody - Photos by Funkymode(m): 2:53pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Telekinetic:[center][/center] Stop it man, you're pulling the trigger too much That's a killer shot there |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy To Kanye West: Dangote Is Richer Than You by Funkymode(m): 12:36pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Jeromejnr: I'm not saying he is, of course there are lots there in the US, I'm talking about Cuppy saying her godfather is the richest black man, in person of dangote, no one is disputing that dangote is the richest black, but kenye never said he is the richest black but richest black in US, it's just a self acclaimed |
Crime / Re: Kpofire: DPO Apprehended For Operating Illegal Refinery In Rivers(pics) by Funkymode(m): 12:28pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Abba Kyari's gangs |
Politics / Re: Central Bank Of Nigeria To Spend $8 Billion Defending The Naira In 2022 by Funkymode(m): 12:22pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Ummm, finally 1 dollar will be equal to 1 naira Awon werey gbogbo |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy To Kanye West: Dangote Is Richer Than You by Funkymode(m): 12:18pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Wey dey do this small girl, where did Kanye said he's the richest black man in the world, he said he's the richest black man in the US Attention seeker! |
Politics / Re: Joy As Sanity Gradually Returns To Lagos Ports by Funkymode(m): 11:48am On Jan 18, 2022 |
Election is on the way, they're doing everything to win the hearts of the people but it won't work, I tell you after election, you'll come back here to complain heavy gridlock returning back to the same place, it's not a curse but fact and reality |
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Is Suddenly Too Violent by Funkymode(m): 11:34am On Jan 18, 2022 |
Sorry for interfering, cause I'm not married 1. Your life is at risk if care is not taken 2. The pregnancy is not yours 3. She's seeing another man giving her hope but seeing to be a stumbling block for her 4. Call your family and her's to discuss the way forward, cause she might eventually stab you to death one day 5. She want out of the marriage, if you can set her free, pls do, by divorce, do that as soon as possible This is my view and candid opinion. I stand to be corrected as I'm novice to the married life |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malik Faisal Akram: FBI Release Photos Of British Muslim Man Who Held 4 Hostage by Funkymode(m): 11:04am On Jan 18, 2022 |
Do not go to a quiet place with Muslims, it's a very dangerous move if you love yourself! 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Elder Brother's Wife Is So Rude. by Funkymode(m): 10:32am On Jan 18, 2022 |
Rachel98: The PhD could also play a part, I had same experience but not this deep, not to my relatives but I know if we get deeper, it'll one day be extended to my relatives, so I broke up with her, my ex is so rude to outsiders, even if I'm correcting her, she'll still not give a listening hear, she's just so full of herself, and all this started when she finished her 2nd masters degree in Spain and and returned back to Nigeria, she attended a private university here in Nigeria before she went for the masters, she was cool, but immediately she got the masters and returned back, she changed, not to me but her character towards others, she became arrogant in manner, so I decided to play along waiting for someone to come in to take her cause I don't want to break her, fortunately for me, it happened so quick and I told her I'm not ready to settle down, that she should give the new guy coming around a chance, as she is the first born and the only girl of her parents and they're just two, and her parents are aging, so it'll be best for her to move on with the guy, then I relocated to Lagos, I just got admitted to unilag to study civil and environmental engineering, she because of me again came to unilag to had another masters degree, we were there for more than a year, I don't message, nor call her, cause l want everything swayed, it pays out eventually, she's married now to the said guy and we're now close friends, she's someone I love so much but I just have to let go, all I can say in this, is you people should just stay away, don't even talk to her, have anything to do with her, I tell you she'll come looking for you people when she realize you ain't in for her anymore, she'll feel something missing from her 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria To Launch Second Satellite Into Orbit by Funkymode(m): 9:43am On Jan 18, 2022 |
They're only trying to add to the audio achievement of the APC to campaign for the coming election, they're not launching anything |
Politics / Re: FG Files New Terrorism Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu by Funkymode(m): 10:35pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Funkyswagzz: You can't really blame him, he's trying act different, want to make people believe he's reasoning and seeing what others ain't seeing but he's a blind man, who lacks sense of reasoning, even though I'm not igbo, I can't never reason or talk something stupid like this dumb ass has done He thinks he'll be giving a post in the north or south west by condemning the east, even Joe igbokwe is not covering himself in glory by attacking the his Tribe, other regions are facing worse and but you keep portraying the east to the world as the worst of all, what does he stand to gain, our GOD ain't stupid, GOD ain't man who just conclude on one sided story, even him MANNAGRILL or what is he called will be judged for putting differents false allegations on him 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Customs Intercepts 30,000 Litres Of PMS In Lagos, Way To Benin Republic by Funkymode(m): 7:07pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
It's not new, they only show you, so you can say they're working |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Suprises Husband On Birthday With Timi Dakolo Singing At Home by Funkymode(m): 12:35pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Na Portable dem for call, make she give them Zaa zoo ze birthday song |
Politics / Re: Hadiza Bello Masari: Don't Vote Drug Addicted Politicians - Masari's Wife by Funkymode(m): 12:03pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Is she talking about Pablo Escobar? So Pablo Escobar is contesting too from the grave, wow Which kind stone be this Lamidi Amoda Sangodele / Ahmed Bola Tinubu, a.k.a Jagaban of Lagos 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: NFF Doesn’t Believe In Nigerian Coaches, Says Christian Chukwu by Funkymode(m): 11:49am On Jan 17, 2022 |
Same as Nigeria Aviation Industry, Civil Engineering; they prefer foreigners to our own, once you're white, the chances of you getting job in this above mentioned companies is 90 to 95%, 5% chances for being a Nigerian, 0% for being black and non Nigerian |
Crime / Re: Plangnan Solomon's Mother Speaks On The Death Of Her Daughter by Funkymode(m): 11:32am On Jan 17, 2022 |
The lady should be blame here, she's indeed a runs girl, and the mother also failed her, according to the mother's statement "she used to go like that but not for that long" then from the cousin's statement, she's a generous person and when she wrong someone, "she come to apologize" good that she's apologizing but if the mother have turned her down when makes such outing, and stop taking gifts from her, she would have adjust to her mom instructions, it'll have created some kind of fears in her mind, that if she makes such move, she will have to think twice before embarking on such out, but she's been able to buy her way in back to the house with "gifts" and "mommy I'm sorry" |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 16th January 2022 by Funkymode(m): 4:46pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Mod pls update Liverpool has scored again Minamino with the the Goal, assisted by firmino It's Liverpool 3-0 Brentford |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 16th January 2022 by Funkymode(m): 4:43pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Minamino with the 3 goal, assisted by firmino It's Liverpool 3-0 Brentford |
Romance / Re: 22-Year-Old Told To Choose Between Her Boyfriend And A Scholarship Abroad by Funkymode(m): 4:18pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Abeg make she forget boyfriend for now, age still on her side, she should go for her scholarship, what if the guy end up disappointed her, she'll be the only to bear the loss, but if she go for the scholarship, I'm sure the guy would be willing to wait for her 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Women Naturally Born Beggers?[pictures Of The Begger] by Funkymode(m): 3:49pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Make una settle the matter naw |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairalanaders In Romance Section Like This by Funkymode(m): 3:36pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Ok |
Politics / Re: Kpofire: RVSG Shuts Down Illegal Refinery. Arrests Policemen & NSCDC Officials by Funkymode(m): 12:24pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Stop giving police bribe una no go hear, them be big man for Koro ask their victims |
Religion / Re: Which Part Of Your Christian Life Do You Need To Improve This Year? by Funkymode(m): 12:13pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Going to Church |
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