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PoliticsRe: Leo Dasilva Criticised For Agreeing To Speak At Tinubu Youth Summit by Funkymode(m): 12:23pm On Jan 22, 2022
That's a tripicle Yoruba for you
CrimeRe: Missing Mercy Henry Found Dead, Body Mutilated, Buried In Lagos (Photo) by Funkymode(m): 12:21pm On Jan 22, 2022
Movie title :- "The west and the ritual"
Season film
Cast:- The Afonjas
Produced by :- skull miners entertainment
Written by :- Omoluabi and Omo Karo ojire
Location :- wide wild west (www)
RomanceRe: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by Funkymode(m): 12:02pm On Jan 22, 2022
DabuIIIT:
And what happens to the divorced sister now on the side?
And when the man gets fed up again and gets his eyes in a third sister,he again call it quits and ask for another divorce until he fks every woman in the family, ain't that perfect?!
Abeg leave that Taliban jaare grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by Funkymode(m): 11:58am On Jan 22, 2022
Never you accept such a proposal, even though he's good, your sister is at fault, still doesn't warrant you to accept such proposal, there are other guys out there, dying to have you but maybe your attitude or your sister's husband has money and you feel he's the one that can take care of your needs, you're either a material lady or not a shame type, is your family struggling to feed? Or he pays your family bills, that you now feel, you should go with him despite you knowing he's your sister husband, you must have been having an affair with him, if not, he would not have that mind to say such to you. In fact you're a wayward person, you can't be trusted been with another woman husband
PoliticsRe: Rey Siakpere Sentenced To Life In Prison For Raping And Impregnating 14-Year-Old by Funkymode(m): 11:33am On Jan 22, 2022
Make them just dey wip am koboko every morning like 50 50 lashes
PoliticsRe: 2023: Candidates Must Declare Bank Assets - INEC by Funkymode(m): 11:11am On Jan 22, 2022
Why naw, shey this man wan cast Pablo Escobar boy (Tinubu) a.k.a Jagaban of Lagos ni grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bola Oyebamiji Sponsors Building Of CAN Secretariat In Osun Despite Been Muslim by Funkymode(m): 11:02am On Jan 22, 2022
Just laughing as yoruba's on this thread coming out in numbers to claim they're united and tolerance of irrespective of religion or Tribe, but I can tell you, it's all lies, they're black and white in nature, if you want to confirm this, ask a sincere Yoruba man this and he'll tell you, yoruba's are very cunning set of people, let me give you my reasons for this
1. Yoruba's are united irrespective of religion they say, the King of Iwoland, declared to Christians in Iwoland to stop selling and closing their shops during jumat on Friday, just because he's a Muslim
2. Muslims stopping the Christian from building Church in the secretariat, whereas they have mosque in the secretariat in this same osun state, is that not hypocrisy?
3. If you're Christian in Yoruba land and applying for job in a organization head by a Muslim, your chances of getting the job is between 5 to 10% or nothing
3. If you're working in an organization owned by Yoruba persons and you are not Yoruba your chances of getting promotion is as difficult or never
4. This secretariat they're showing today, i sense danger in it, some evil activities is likely to follow, which is going to be perpetrated by the this sets called Muslim, and they'll come back they're religion of peace, they'll be pointing to the secretariat as part of their contributions to the Christianity, they'll be claiming religious tolerance while carrying out their evil acts
5. The good people in Yoruba are very few, like 8 to 10% out of 100,
6. There was a time a rumor broke out in unilag, about the school proposing a plan not to be admitting non Yoruba into some certain courses, like, engineering, mass communication, science, business administration, art, medicine, architecture, environmental science, law, computer science
But they quickly killed the rumor before it escalate and fear of backlash ass unilag is a federal university, i was schooling there when this rumor came out, I was studying civil and environmental engineering then, I'm not Yoruba and I'm not saying this because I'm not Yoruba, I can claim to be Yoruba indigin cause I'm born and brought up here in Yoruba land, but their ways ain't encouraging, not straight to deal with, bias in nature, though I have some amazing Yoruba friends
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin To Encircle Europe With Massive War Games Alongside China & Iran (Pix,Vid) by Funkymode(m): 9:51am On Jan 22, 2022
The news is not up to date, US and Russia have called for dialog as at yesterday 21 and they both agreed to it, there's nothing like war coming, try to be updated with your post and stop posting outdated news to create some kind of tension all in the name of posting news
BusinessRe: AMCON Takes Over IBEDC by Funkymode(m): 4:11pm On Jan 21, 2022
1nigeriamyfoot:
Less than 10% of electricity consumer in Ibadan has prepaid metre so it's not a matter of bypass

We I lives, sometimes there will be no power supply for a whole week despite that transformer is perfectly ok

If there's small issue with transformer, their staff will demand for minimum of 10k before leaving their office to check what's wrong with the transformer. If it's something that will cost 50k to fix, they will demand for 300k. Their customer care representative is a joke, the lady always defend their staff on phone if you dare complain about their services.

I use prepaid metre in my house but our transformer had issue for about 8months now. We contributed money to buy new one but IBEDC insist they buy for us at overinflated rate else where won't power the transformer. We now warned them never to distribute their estimated bill to us if they don't want to have their hand chopped off

We now rely on generating set & solar whereas we have over 500 houses on that damaged transformer
You've said it all, in our own area, if anything just happened, like, phase off, upriser cut or any other related, this useless people will count the number of houses on the transformer and bill them, sometimes 10k,sometimes 5k or 3k per house, where we have close to 500 houses on a transformer, even after paying, they'll still wait for like 2 days to make you think the fault is much and collecting the money and shared it among themselves, they're just 5 to 6 people that normally come, they will the then bring Bill to pay few days after
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Liverpool EFL Cup (0 - 2) On 20th January 2022 by Funkymode(m): 10:46pm On Jan 20, 2022
Sorry Arsenal, try more next time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Liverpool EFL Cup (0 - 2) On 20th January 2022 by Funkymode(m): 9:22pm On Jan 20, 2022
Liverpool is doing the damage away from home
RomanceRe: 31 Problems Of Good Looking People by Funkymode(m): 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2022
Not in all cases oo, my elder brother, when it comes to collecting gifts, him no get oga oo

But Handsome guys and pretty ladies do get their dues mostly at the preliminary stages of their, like primary school to level in secondary school, they're always the teachers favorite, if he/she con Sabi book small, e don finished be that, some teachers even extend their favoritism to position in class
CrimeRe: Suspected Vandal Electrocuted While Stealing Transformer Cables In Kano (Graphic by Funkymode(m): 10:31am On Jan 20, 2022
No ladder, no gloves, you go climb pole wey transformer dey, dey cut cable, mumu man
PoliticsRe: Shuaib Labaran: Nnamdi Kanu Denied Being An IPOB Member by Funkymode(m): 10:17am On Jan 20, 2022
To be honest here, I don't think Nnamdi Kanu said this, look at the angle the report is coming from, the federal government lawyer speaking on behalf of the opposition, common, the society ain't daft like them, they're saying it just to demoralized the followers and feel disappointed in their leader MNK,
This present government is indeed a curse to this nation, they lack every sense of truth
PoliticsRe: INEC’s Current PVCs Have Expired – Tinubu by Funkymode(m): 7:53pm On Jan 19, 2022
He want to start manipulating calls as early as possible, Abi, mumu man
PoliticsRe: INEC Responds To Tinubu’s PVCs Claim, Says Permanent Voter Cards Still Valid by Funkymode(m): 7:51pm On Jan 19, 2022
Baba wan play game, if the inec official have agreed with him, the next thing is to call him guys to go get ready for work, duplication of PVC before the process will start
SportsRe: The Balon D'or Vs FIFA Best: Which Is A More Prestigious Soccer Award? by Funkymode(m): 4:45pm On Jan 19, 2022
Fifa is the most prestigious award in football,
Balon di'or is a third party award and no award could be greater than the main football governing body award (Fifa), if Balon di'or like or any other body like, they should raise the price money to 1 trillion dollars, it's still doesn't make it anyway more prestigious, it'll always and forever be ranked below Fifa award
PoliticsRe: N20bn: Tinubu, Dapo Apara, Akin Doherty Discuss Out-of-court Settlement by Funkymode(m): 4:16pm On Jan 19, 2022
Why settling out of court, this isn't personal business but public case, they're only doing this to clear him up the frauds hanging on his neck, whatever plans they have to makes him look saint/decent to the public will not work, Tinubu can only rule Lagos not Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Promises Free WAEC Fees For Every Nigerian Child If Elected by Funkymode(m): 11:20am On Jan 19, 2022
Any plan to loot the country dry
If you know you know
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by Funkymode(m): 11:14am On Jan 19, 2022
Another win for Nigeria
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Attend Inauguration Of Adams Barrow In Gambia by Funkymode(m):
MondayOsunbor:
even for 2022 @
so your own zombism na for life time

chai ! is your mother still alive ? is she happy with your line of work!
I'm sure by that 2023,he's children will have be more wiser and intelligent than him, his stupidity knows no bound

Just let him be
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Lawan: Buhari Did Not Direct Removal Of Petrol Subsidy by Funkymode(m): 9:03am On Jan 19, 2022
GardenOfGod:
This one does not know his left from his right, just a blind follower. Someone who is so blind to decipher how and where to draw a line when his personal and foundational principles are compromised by his leader. Always seeing good in evil.
You're speaking my mind bro, good one and GOD bless, he's really a blind man, I don't even think he can even think or make decisions for himself, a total waste of a being
CrimeRe: Osun Police Arrest Two Men For Stealing Their Boss' N15m Car (Photo) by Funkymode(m): 8:05pm On Jan 18, 2022
1000 strokes of koboko for each before jailing them
CrimeRe: Four Armed Robbery Suspects Caught In Kwara Forest, Arrested by Funkymode(m): 7:57pm On Jan 18, 2022
Just wip dem 1000 lashes of kobo before jailing them
RomanceRe: MEN!! This Is Why You Should Never Accept The FRIENDZONE!! (photo) by Funkymode(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Why would you have to respond to her the first time though?
grin grin grin grin
I just feel she needs it at the moment but asking for another is what she won't get, not that I fall for her though
RomanceRe: Beautiful Secondary School Girl Runs Mad After Boyfriend Used Her For Money Ritu by Funkymode(m): 7:44pm On Jan 18, 2022
Money Money Money, dey wan use iPhone, buy different wigs to cover the empty skull, take ice-cream, pepper soup, go swim, now she's on the street roaming with bare foot, without boyfriend, going to look dirty soon, her clothes soon turned rag, what a life, at a very young age
May the ALMIGHTY GOD in HIS mercy please forgive and heal her in JESUS CHRIST name, Amen
FamilyRe: Help! There's Something Strange In My Room by Funkymode(m): 7:22pm On Jan 18, 2022
That could be miss koi koi or karishika, or Charlie Charlie grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: MEN!! This Is Why You Should Never Accept The FRIENDZONE!! (photo) by Funkymode(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2022
May the ALMIGHTY GOD deliver me from all this ladies, I've been victim of this several times, just that as a sharp guy too, once I showed you green light and showed me yellow light, and I waited for few days no response, I turned off immediately and if you mistakenly asked for airtime when you never respond to my request, if I do first time and asked you about our discussion and you by mistake asked me what discussion, I'll hang up and never call or ask you again, no time to waste time
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Bragging Of How She Is Not Afraid Of Ritualists by Funkymode(m): 7:01pm On Jan 18, 2022
Who knows if dem don dey use am already grin grin grin grin mumu girl
FamilyRe: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by Funkymode(m):
My own na my brother oo, as me I be one kind guy wey no stubborn like that, just codedly stubborn, that time wey I dey secondary school, every school dey close 2pm, na my school dey close last for the whole state, we do close 2:15pm, I'm expected to be home at most 2:30 that's if I decided to treck, but wish bike 5 to 7min, and I'm always given tfair but I always got home 5 to 6pm, the worst of it was the day I got home something around 8pm because I went to cyber Cafe and the server was danm slow, I saw hell that day nobody could plead on my behalf, after that, I just told my mom to help talk to my dad that I should go to hostel, my mom agreed but my dad refused ooo
CrimeRe: Court grants Mompha N200 million bail by Funkymode(m): 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2022
That's one sure thing about the Afonja people, him don settle with 200m case suspended and he'll go back to continue his fraudulent work, if them broke again, they'll invite him to come give them their share, na because say him delayed and them don dey think say he no wan show up, na why you see am for news, if not, nothing

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