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PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Has Added So Much Weight In DSS Custody - Photos by Funkymode(m): 2:53pm On Jan 18, 2022
Telekinetic:
I know it’s too late for your father to have worn condom. But that doesn’t mean your misery can't end. Try Sniper today! cool
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Stop it man, you're pulling the trigger too much
That's a killer shot there grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy To Kanye West: Dangote Is Richer Than You by Funkymode(m): 12:36pm On Jan 18, 2022
Jeromejnr:
Kanye isn't the richest black man in the US sir.

Robert Smith is.
I'm not saying he is, of course there are lots there in the US, I'm talking about Cuppy saying her godfather is the richest black man, in person of dangote, no one is disputing that dangote is the richest black, but kenye never said he is the richest black but richest black in US, it's just a self acclaimed
CrimeRe: Kpofire: DPO Apprehended For Operating Illegal Refinery In Rivers(pics) by Funkymode(m): 12:28pm On Jan 18, 2022
Abba Kyari's gangs
PoliticsRe: Central Bank Of Nigeria To Spend $8 Billion Defending The Naira In 2022 by Funkymode(m): 12:22pm On Jan 18, 2022
Ummm, finally 1 dollar will be equal to 1 naira
Awon werey gbogbo
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy To Kanye West: Dangote Is Richer Than You by Funkymode(m): 12:18pm On Jan 18, 2022
Wey dey do this small girl, where did Kanye said he's the richest black man in the world, he said he's the richest black man in the US
Attention seeker!
PoliticsRe: Joy As Sanity Gradually Returns To Lagos Ports by Funkymode(m):
Election is on the way, they're doing everything to win the hearts of the people but it won't work, I tell you after election, you'll come back here to complain heavy gridlock returning back to the same place, it's not a curse but fact and reality
FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Is Suddenly Too Violent by Funkymode(m): 11:34am On Jan 18, 2022
Sorry for interfering, cause I'm not married grin grin grin grin grin
1. Your life is at risk if care is not taken
2. The pregnancy is not yours
3. She's seeing another man giving her hope but seeing to be a stumbling block for her
4. Call your family and her's to discuss the way forward, cause she might eventually stab you to death one day
5. She want out of the marriage, if you can set her free, pls do, by divorce, do that as soon as possible
This is my view and candid opinion. I stand to be corrected as I'm novice to the married life
Foreign AffairsRe: Malik Faisal Akram: FBI Release Photos Of British Muslim Man Who Held 4 Hostage by Funkymode(m):
Do not go to a quiet place with Muslims, it's a very dangerous move if you love yourself!
FamilyRe: My Elder Brother's Wife Is So Rude. by Funkymode(m): 10:32am On Jan 18, 2022
Rachel98:
I'm nice to her, sometimes I try to bring up things we could just talk about, but she replies me like I'm forcing her to talk.

She's too full of herself, probably because she's a PhD holder. Honestly I don't understand.
The PhD could also play a part, I had same experience but not this deep, not to my relatives but I know if we get deeper, it'll one day be extended to my relatives, so I broke up with her, my ex is so rude to outsiders, even if I'm correcting her, she'll still not give a listening hear, she's just so full of herself, and all this started when she finished her 2nd masters degree in Spain and and returned back to Nigeria, she attended a private university here in Nigeria before she went for the masters, she was cool, but immediately she got the masters and returned back, she changed, not to me but her character towards others, she became arrogant in manner, so I decided to play along waiting for someone to come in to take her cause I don't want to break her, fortunately for me, it happened so quick and I told her I'm not ready to settle down, that she should give the new guy coming around a chance, as she is the first born and the only girl of her parents and they're just two, and her parents are aging, so it'll be best for her to move on with the guy, then I relocated to Lagos, I just got admitted to unilag to study civil and environmental engineering, she because of me again came to unilag to had another masters degree, we were there
for more than a year, I don't message, nor call her, cause l want everything swayed, it pays out eventually, she's married now to the said guy and we're now close friends, she's someone I love so much but I just have to let go, all I can say in this, is you people should just stay away, don't even talk to her, have anything to do with her, I tell you she'll come looking for you people when she realize you ain't in for her anymore, she'll feel something missing from her
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria To Launch Second Satellite Into Orbit by Funkymode(m): 9:43am On Jan 18, 2022
They're only trying to add to the audio achievement of the APC to campaign for the coming election, they're not launching anything
PoliticsRe: FG Files New Terrorism Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu by Funkymode(m): 10:35pm On Jan 17, 2022
Funkyswagzz:
This igbo boy are not ashamed of yourself look at what u took time to write. Ppl like u deserve beta bulala
You can't really blame him, he's trying act different, want to make people believe he's reasoning and seeing what others ain't seeing but he's a blind man, who lacks sense of reasoning, even though I'm not igbo, I can't never reason or talk something stupid like this dumb ass has done
He thinks he'll be giving a post in the north or south west by condemning the east, even Joe igbokwe is not covering himself in glory by attacking the his Tribe, other regions are facing worse and but you keep portraying the east to the world as the worst of all, what does he stand to gain, our GOD ain't stupid, GOD ain't man who just conclude on one sided story, even him MANNAGRILL or what is he called will be judged for putting differents false allegations on him
PoliticsRe: Customs Intercepts 30,000 Litres Of PMS In Lagos, Way To Benin Republic by Funkymode(m): 7:07pm On Jan 17, 2022
It's not new, they only show you, so you can say they're working
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham Suprises Husband On Birthday With Timi Dakolo Singing At Home by Funkymode(m): 12:35pm On Jan 17, 2022
Na Portable dem for call, make she give them Zaa zoo ze birthday song grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Hadiza Bello Masari: Don't Vote Drug Addicted Politicians - Masari's Wife by Funkymode(m): 12:03pm On Jan 17, 2022
Is she talking about Pablo Escobar? So Pablo Escobar is contesting too from the grave, wow

Which kind stone be this grin grin grin grin

Lamidi Amoda Sangodele / Ahmed Bola Tinubu, a.k.a Jagaban of Lagos
SportsRe: NFF Doesn’t Believe In Nigerian Coaches, Says Christian Chukwu by Funkymode(m): 11:49am On Jan 17, 2022
Same as Nigeria Aviation Industry, Civil Engineering; they prefer foreigners to our own, once you're white, the chances of you getting job in this above mentioned companies is 90 to 95%, 5% chances for being a Nigerian, 0% for being black and non Nigerian
CrimeRe: Plangnan Solomon's Mother Speaks On The Death Of Her Daughter by Funkymode(m): 11:32am On Jan 17, 2022
The lady should be blame here, she's indeed a runs girl, and the mother also failed her, according to the mother's statement "she used to go like that but not for that long" then from the cousin's statement, she's a generous person and when she wrong someone, "she come to apologize" good that she's apologizing but if the mother have turned her down when makes such outing, and stop taking gifts from her, she would have adjust to her mom instructions, it'll have created some kind of fears in her mind, that if she makes such move, she will have to think twice before embarking on such out, but she's been able to buy her way in back to the house with "gifts" and "mommy I'm sorry"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 16th January 2022 by Funkymode(m): 4:46pm On Jan 16, 2022
Mod pls update Liverpool has scored again
Minamino with the the Goal, assisted by firmino
It's Liverpool 3-0 Brentford
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Brentford (3 - 0) On 16th January 2022 by Funkymode(m): 4:43pm On Jan 16, 2022
Minamino with the 3 goal, assisted by firmino
It's Liverpool 3-0 Brentford
RomanceRe: 22-Year-Old Told To Choose Between Her Boyfriend And A Scholarship Abroad by Funkymode(m):
Abeg make she forget boyfriend for now, age still on her side, she should go for her scholarship, what if the guy end up disappointed her, she'll be the only to bear the loss, but if she go for the scholarship, I'm sure the guy would be willing to wait for her
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Women Naturally Born Beggers?[pictures Of The Begger] by Funkymode(m): 3:49pm On Jan 16, 2022
Make una settle the matter naw
RomanceRe: Why Are Nairalanaders In Romance Section Like This by Funkymode(m): 3:36pm On Jan 16, 2022
Ok
PoliticsRe: Kpofire: RVSG Shuts Down Illegal Refinery. Arrests Policemen & NSCDC Officials by Funkymode(m): 12:24pm On Jan 16, 2022
Stop giving police bribe una no go hear, them be big man for Koro ask their victims
Christianity EtcRe: Which Part Of Your Christian Life Do You Need To Improve This Year? by Funkymode(m): 12:13pm On Jan 16, 2022
Going to Church
Christianity EtcRe: Frank Edwards: 'Jesus Is Interested In That Soul You Are Praying To Die By Fire' by Funkymode(m): 12:11pm On Jan 16, 2022
Frank Edward is right, I don't even pray for those who consider themselves my enemies to die or something bad should happen to them, I always pray to GOD to change their mind for good and think good of me, so we can both Rejoice in the Kingdom of GOD, I don't call people enemies, I just see them normal being, just that I don't like you, I don't hate you, simple!
Christianity EtcRe: Can Someone Explain First Fruit by Funkymode(m): 12:00pm On Jan 16, 2022
First fruit is supposed to be for the Pastors so that they won't work and feed from the said first fruit throughout the year, that why the Bible says where one work there he eat, and the House of GOD should not be empty, but our today's pastors are cutting jobs, fake pastors now flood everywhere, forcing people to pay the kinds of bills in the church, scamming people in the name GOD.
Tithe according to the Bible, it's a levy in the old testament and the purpose is for development in the community just like tax and part of it is used to care for travelers who get stuck and have to pass the night in their community, instead of asking one of the residents to accommodate a stranger into their house, which will not go down well with some who doesn't have enough to feed the stranger alone, so they get them lodge in the inn in the community and feed them from the same account, and this was only applied to the levite and later abducted by the Hebrews
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Biggest Miracle You Ever Received From GOD? by Funkymode(m): 11:36am On Jan 16, 2022
Uncomfortable
Christianity EtcRe: When Last Did You Attend House Fellowship? by Funkymode(m): 11:33am On Jan 16, 2022
I can't remember
CelebritiesRe: Man Accuses Davido & Asa Asika Of Failing To Sign Him Despite Paying N150k by Funkymode(m): 11:26am On Jan 16, 2022
Glycolite:
You actually made very valid points.

I would have loved if the guy publish the account he made transfer to,it will go a long way for whatever cause he's trying to achieve.
Exactly, at least to clear people's doubts
CelebritiesRe: Man Accuses Davido & Asa Asika Of Failing To Sign Him Despite Paying N150k by Funkymode(m): 9:21am On Jan 16, 2022
I just hate how some people just condemn people for calling out some certain celebrities that duped them, once names like David, wizkid or some other celebrities is called, we're always quick to condemn, just last week a unilag guy called out David for buying dummy from him and promised to pay later and didn't keep to promise, even went on to blocked the guy from calling him, which prompted the guy to come online, all this celebrities also play games, you may say 150k is just a change, they can't stoop so low to collect such amount from him but it's a whole lot for the the guy who raised the money, we all like this guys but let's call a spade a spade
CrimeRe: Father Accused Of Raping His 3-Year-Old Daughter In Bauchi by Funkymode(m): 8:54am On Jan 16, 2022
psalmylee:
He was following the steps of the holly prophet.. (S.A.W)
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: AFCON 2022: Super Eagles Break Record After Their Win Over Sudan by Funkymode(m): 8:51am On Jan 16, 2022
silibaba:
airpeace go go broke oo.
Stingy man mentality
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Reacts To Allegation Linking Him To Asian Drug Barons (Video) by Funkymode(m): 8:45am On Jan 16, 2022
Bastard1stborn:
Shut up! Na thief you be and anything drug is peculiar and familiar with your region.

Nevertheless, I like you grin
Are your people exceptional, what about the Pablo Escobar boy 'Lamidi Amoda Sangodele' his fake name Bola Ahmed Tinubu, A.K.A Jagaban of Lagos, the Shina Pela and the rest?

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