₦airaland Forum

Chai! Tompolo right now be feeling like.........

Even if dey buy a fragrance by "hugo boss featuring ck, tom ford and versace" mixed together for wike? He and his administration will still stink worse than a raw sewage plant!

Lezzlie:
That's because sensible people decided to trend this attention-seeking, platyrrhinian who doesn't even have the sense to hide his attention deficiency.

The little boy is a boil on the face of humanity! No one needs to associate themselves with such classical displays of immense stupidity mixed with a tinge of gayness!

_Fuck him, his abysmal thread, his ancient trolling techniques, his non existent manhood and his cursed destiny!

HE IS AN _IMBECILE! End of.....................

Princewill1:
It is also easy nowadays to spot demented Apc zombie.

Ifeanyi Ubah should not assist this government,afterall he is an IPOB...A rejected stone.

God needs to assist you with a brain! Because what you have been using to think or reason with all your life Is actually part of your anus!


With all due respect, you are a mong!!!

RisingSun1:
Dear Ifeanyi Ubah,during Gej time Buhari and his Apc agents never helped Gej.Infact they were using the problems at that time to gain cheap political points. #Bringbackourgirls comes to mind,they never helped to rescue the girls,they were only interested in scoring cheap political points from the crisis.

So never help Buhari,allow Buhari to fall and dispear.Afterall Buhari never loved or value you.He called you and your people "5%".It is even a shame that you are helping Buhari in Economics,while he have Minister of Finance.

The JEWISH-IGBO BLOOD in you makes you a shining light who can create an oasis in a desert because of your ingenuity.In a sane country,people will gladly vote creative and visionary individual like you as their president and not for you to be begging them to appoint you as a consultant.

They will never value you because of JEALOUSY and TRIBALISM,they rather elect a cow as their president than you.

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Jewish-igbo blood? Tribal complaints? You forgot to add the "zoo must fall and iseeee" to your senseless rant!


It is so easy nowadays to spot confused ipob apes attempting to wail over nonsense!

Dis pdp is just an association of old fools mixed with thieves and dunces!




See sheriff forming national chairman? A man that is semi literate, an efcc customer and with alleged links to terrorism?



They obviously have not learned from their epic disgrace from the last elections or from the consistent stupidity of their members!

No be today!
Naija politicians are mostly criminal bastards!

See thesis!


I predict an "opc/yoruba vs ipob/igbo" style clash amongst senseless youths loading very soon on this thread!









**lights bombarclat and quietly sits waiting in the corner**

gennypearl:
Hi Admin,

I have a problem o, my girlfriend is very poor in bed. As in she no sabi do at all. I started having s*x with her only about 8 months after we started dating. And we rarely do it sef. Each time I p*netrate her, after 2 minutes she removes herself and says she's tired, that we
should rest. Then I lose interest.

I have told her about it and she says it's because we are not married. That when we're married she will become wild for me and do anything I want. She's actually a very decent girl, and not into such things before. I plan to marry her soon but "hmmm" am I sure she will change?. Because she doesn't even move or react when we have s*x, she just lies down there while I do!

This can't happen when we're married o, I will just be getting it outside.
Please, guys what do you think?

Thanks


Source: http://gennypearl..com.ng/2016/02/my-bea-is-not-good-in-bed.html?m=1

This 1 wey this matter dey worry you like dis! Or are na you be the "girlfriend"

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, a cop took my photo license with him and then left it with his boss at the police station, what could this mean?

Did he take my driver's license to keep staring at my photo. What could this really be all about?[/color]

What a very romantic piece of _shit tale!

How did this "useless, god forsaken, ponmo lipped, multiple jamb writing, homo miscreants senseless" thread get to 4 pages?


Na wa 4 this romanceland sha!!!

denko:
50 thousands looses their job in abuja how many have become jobless in the entire country, prices of food stuff are skyroketting what is happening hit the street to force govermment to wake up or else we all perish.

If suicide dey hungry you then just go and do the needful! You are on ya own with this your clarion call!

In this o.p's case? O.P must stand for Olodo Poster!

cramjones:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please do not take my silence as a measure of defeat for PMB. We are strongly behind PMB, Nigeria is working, the economy would grow. Only a matter of time that $1 would be N1. Let's believe.

-CramJones

Will you sharrap? Wetin concern us with your silence? If you like become a biblical deaf mute sef! Naija and its attendant problems will still go on!

Tunami:
hey kolanut seller whats your prob?

Hey oblong headed akpu muncher, if you can't take what you love to dish out? Then I would advise that you get the _fuck out of the kitchen! Now swerve!

O.p Wait make I ask babe3!

Tunami:
a typical Fulani supporting her brother. Gerarehere

A typical " zoo dwelling ipob goat" getting pained over nothing as usual!

This must be bbc's made in aba twitter account!

Ol boy na wa for this nepa sef?

This oil seems like a curse sometimes! Capable of good things but mostly creates bad!

Jonaaaathaaan sef!

I no tell you?

Another old good for nothing sit tight african _idiot loading!

So which award niggas like us wan come receive?

Abeg don this your 62% is too gaddemn low for the kind of oloshos we have to contend with nationwide!


Try review am come make am 98.9%! That would be more accurate!

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What kind of senseless debate is this sef?

Chai! N5k?............................Wetin be that?



And by the way how does an "extremely poor nigerian look?" Must they have no teeth? Must they be _naked? Must they survive on only oxygen? Or must they be living under a bridge to qualify or what?



Meanwhile I know "something fishy" will happen during the transfer of the cash as always! No be naija again?

angelo5uk:
The only way out for Nigeria is 'REGIONALISM'. I SUPPORTED GEJ' because the implementation of the National Conference would have taken us a reasonable step towards 'REGIONALISM'

No need to identify what we have spotted here! Simply by viewing its comments it is clear!

INTROVERT:
And I'm like ..... haven't responded to any of his messages since Friday. .

Wetin dey worry this guy sef?

O.p has a small minded and clannish mentality!

So why were people angry at the president calling certain classes of nigerians criminals? Look at how the number 3 citizen of the country is embarrassing himself and our image!


Time to look inwards and accept some home truths!

TrueSenator:
It's my useless father that is a clueless buffoon. I can only say such things since I don't understand leadership. Does Buhari appear insightful or clueless?

So you even have a father? I was so sure that you were a descendant of a fallen, uneducated, manner less, dim witted demon, and since we all know that demons lack refinement I was not suprised by your idiotic style of interaction !