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Romance › Re: Ladies In Sexual Rship Claims Dey Do Guys Favour... by funlord(m): 9:44pm On Feb 03, 2016
grin


While we also do their broke asses a favour by doling out cash for their every need in life!

So keep spreading dem laps biatches! Whether una want to or not!!!!
Politics › Re: Corruption: All Past Leaders Are Guilty, Says Saraki by funlord(m): 9:33pm On Feb 03, 2016
grin
Guilty conscience dey catch dis 1?
Politics › Re: 3 Reasons Why BIAFRA Can't Work by funlord(m): 9:31pm On Feb 03, 2016
angry

Waiting for "young ipob goats" to come and tell us otherwise!





**lights spliff in anticipation of the war**
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Meets With Service Chiefs (video) by funlord(m): 9:29pm On Feb 03, 2016
grin

To discuss corrupt deals obviously! Magu take note!
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Most Active Moderator So Far? by funlord(m): 9:26pm On Feb 03, 2016
angry
Who cares?
Politics › Re: "Iara Oshiomole Files In For A Divorce" - Candy Stallwhat by funlord(m): 7:56pm On Feb 03, 2016
grin

Which kind lie be dis abeg?




No be only facebook na fabubook!!!
Literature › Re: THE Game(season1) by funlord(m): 7:33pm On Feb 03, 2016
cool
maestrodavy:
leh me call on the gurus in the Rap game the likez of



Funlord
Giyazz
YungGunz
Supermiy
Raplinx
Mikuz
Limerick
Dklef
Liricyst
Captainflash
Airmark
Coogar
Jason21


you guys shld come over and take your seat. you can chance any1 at the front seat....pop corn don dey ready
Cool story bro! Let me observe how this drama pans out for a while!
Politics › Re: Tonybarcanista In Trouble by funlord(m): 12:34pm On Feb 03, 2016
grin

Tonyebarcanister don suffer sha!!! See backward trending abeg!
Politics › Re: The IPOB Were Responsible For The Explosion In Benin Yesterday by funlord(m): 12:32pm On Feb 03, 2016
grin


Aha! Let me park here and wait for any "misguided ipob youth bastard" that deserves an e-flogging this fine afternoon!






***lights spliff***
Politics › Re: Man Demands The Arrest Of Jonathan At The National Assembly Over The Arms Deal by funlord(m): 12:28pm On Feb 03, 2016
undecided

This ebele sef?
Politics › Re: Female Army Cadet Tortures A Man For Calling Her "Beautiful" by funlord(m): 11:00am On Feb 03, 2016
cheesy
nijabazaar:
ha you just have 7 likes.
I thought by now, with your anti Biafra Swerve you'd get 1234 likes..
If it is likes you are searching for on nairaland? Its no wonder your parents always spit on the ground whenever you pay them a visit!





**#pathetic citizen spotted**
Politics › Re: Female Army Cadet Tortures A Man For Calling Her "Beautiful" by funlord(m): 10:56am On Feb 03, 2016
Allosaurus:
[s][/s]
The most silly comment on this thread so far. Did the person you quote say anything about Biafra?
Since you also seem to be suffering from "a distinct lack of wits", I would advise you keep reading all my posts on this very thread! You will eventually realise how _stupid you also are when you are done!


Now with no due respect, kindly get the _fuck off my mentions!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:41am On Feb 03, 2016
codedguy1:
Why Wenger dey vex! Its february na. We all know what happens to Arsenal in february.
You dey mind the _wanker! The draw pain am die! They are now 4th as per "fourphy lovers"! Lol!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:16am On Feb 03, 2016
grin

FRUSTRATED ARSENE TRIES TO RACK KOEMAN IN THE EMIRATES TUNNEL AFTER THEIR 0-0 DRAW LAST NITE!

The shot fired that made wenger lose his marbles;



“It’s always the same with you. You had 10 chances to score and couldn’t take any of them so why have a go at the referees?”......koeman!!!


Cc: elfwanker and patakshite!
Family › Re: Can A Car Push Men Away From A Lady? by funlord(m): 8:20am On Feb 03, 2016
grin
SAMBARRY:
fun fool grin

When will you stop obsessing overall me grin

Aren't you tired of trolling hen funfool? grin
Maybe after shagging! Then I will pity you small!
Rap Battles › Re: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by funlord(m): 6:01am On Feb 03, 2016
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by funlord(m): 6:00am On Feb 03, 2016
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 5:59am On Feb 03, 2016
cool

Aspiring artists, content developers, producers etc! Get familiar!


http://m.myplaydata.com/nigeria/


Enough said!!!
Politics › Re: Female Army Cadet Tortures A Man For Calling Her "Beautiful" by funlord(m): 5:33am On Feb 03, 2016
Yorubasgreat:
But I didn't hear the guy mention Biafra.. What exactly are you saying.. What is Biafra? According to the post up there...

Or are you sniffing stuff too!
If you can't tell from the guys post? which was filled with 'nnamdi kanu and zoo references?' That he is an 'ipob wailer/sympathiser and believes in their ideology as regards the nigerian state'? Then I'm sorry but we should not be having any sort of convo! EVER!


Check the 'otondo section' for those like you who you can involve in your special brand of discourse!
Education › Re: Nursery School In Calabar Flogs Parents For Bringing Their Kids Late To School by funlord(m): 5:27am On Feb 03, 2016
angry


Lies from the pits of hell! Even lucifer no go gree make dem blame am for this type!
Politics › Re: Female Army Cadet Tortures A Man For Calling Her "Beautiful" by funlord(m): 5:16am On Feb 03, 2016
angry
dtruth3:
And if Nnamdi Kanu calls this damnation a ZOO, mynd44 will start flexing muscles, and other zombie worshippers will start talking trash. Imagine the tortures, for no reason! cry cry cry


Infact, this country is not just a ZOO, but a very BIG ZOO!
Abeg carry this your _stupid ipob wailing message to okija! This article is about unprofessional conduct displayed by a couple of foolish soldiers! Not all personnel act like this okay?



Nairaland and its users still say no to biafra! So Swerve!!!
Politics › Re: Now Buhari Have Fumbled "Technically" On Fight Against Boko Haram. PICTURES. by funlord(m): 5:05am On Feb 03, 2016
angry
PhockPhockMan:



Then where is the change you people were chanting around?
Mr man stop being a senseless nitwit!



1; The fact that under the leadership of that your heroic buffoon from otueke the same boko haram where controlling large swathes of territory unchecked in the region but now they have been greatly decimated and dispersed is not a sign of CHANGE?




2; The fact that naija soldiers were abandoning ship and engaging in mutiny during clashes with these terrorists due to a perceived lack of support in terms of armament from the government, but have now suddenly reorganised themselves into a solid fighting force who have been recording a lot of recent successes against boko haram under the purposeful leadership of burutai/PMB is not a sign of CHANGE?





3: So the fact that now the same _idiots from your party that were denying our military access to funds needed to prosecute the war against boko haram, in order to feed their insatiable greed and love for impunity are now appearing in handcuffs and paying for their brazen wickedness mixed with _stupidity is also not a sign of CHANGE?



You must be suffering from Abysmal I.Q Deficiency Syndrome (A.I.D.S)!











**Slaps sense into the wack wailers vapid skull**
Politics › Re: Olisa Metuh Enjoying At Home With His Family(Photo). by funlord(m): 4:44am On Feb 03, 2016
undecided
Wetin concern me? Abi make thief no chop again?
Politics › Re: Photos Of President Buhari Arrival At Strasbourg, France by funlord(m): 4:39am On Feb 03, 2016
grin


E be like say cold bin dey catch this presidential nigga?



Que?
Politics › Re: Presidency Threatens To Punish Officials For Information Leakage by funlord(m): 4:35am On Feb 03, 2016
angry


Wetin dis abba dey try hide sef? Because na dis same excuse of "confidential national/internal security matters" dasuki bin take start too oh?

Hian!
Romance › Re: AKA 7 Nairanlanders You Admire by funlord(m): 10:30pm On Feb 02, 2016
angry

This o.p always reminds me of "jonathan ebele"
Romance › Re: Five Types Of Guys That Gets Turned Off By Women by funlord(m): 9:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
sad
Nubian113:
Erm.... My point being: Gay men are turned off by women.
Yeah but the o.p is trying to point out types of things guys do that may actually turn off women! Being gay won't do that!

Too bad o.p only types in "hottentot english"!


Stick to the script chiam!
Romance › Re: Five Types Of Guys That Gets Turned Off By Women by funlord(m): 9:11pm On Feb 02, 2016
angry
Nubian113:
undecided



I thought gays would top the list
Nope! Girls usually tolerate gays due to the safety they guarantee to their _punanis!


Plus they have a male partner to shop with and watch telemundo or the kardashians with!
Romance › Re: How I Was Raped Mercilessly By Three Beautiful Ladies by funlord(m): 9:07pm On Feb 02, 2016
angry
stupidity:
I write this with a teary eyes. It was just like any other day, a very good friend of mine called and said she wasn't feeling fine and needed my presence and also to spend the night at her place. I got there and to my utmost surprise I saw 2 other ladies at her place. She told me they are her friends and would spend the night also. I wanted to leave but she refused. So she offered me a drink, it wasn't up2 5min I began feeling tipsy and Hot(I suspected she drugged me)

#pidgin# na xo the babe go lock her door, strip me naked, I wanted to protest but was too weak, despite being weak, my penls was protesting for pvssy becoz of the horniness. Later they lay me down and it was "cowgirl" all the way, "mhenn"!!! It was the best sex of my life. If una see "riding" with their big assx. The thing sweet me sotay I dey moan "harder". Na xo the three babes just take rape me turn by turn.

After the ordeal I felt empty and used. I feel like crying right now. they took advantage of my simplicity and meekness. *crying*
Why all these lies from the pits of hell?

Have you been drinking menstrual blood again?
Romance › Re: Five Types Of Guys That Gets Turned Off By Women by funlord(m): 9:01pm On Feb 02, 2016
undecided
Nubian113:
I'm confused by the title undecided
Me 2!!!
Romance › Re: 8 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies To Loose Respect For Them by funlord(m): 8:59pm On Feb 02, 2016
angry

When the fool behaves like an ipob youth!
No _pussy for you ever!
Politics › Re: Power Generation To Increase By 2,000MW This Year − Fashola by funlord(m): 8:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
angry

Na lie abeg!

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