European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:45pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
This Van gaal can inspire and infuriate @ the same time! What the _fuck does he mean dat Matteo darhmain will be the back up right back 2 antonio valencia? Valencia is the worst rightback in the top 10! Wtf? |
Family › Re: Where Can I Find A Baby Mama by funlord(m): 8:19am On Jul 21, 2015 |
drake99: Good morning friends, I wish you all can see through my heart and know how important this issue is for me
I opened this thread sometime last year but I was slandered so I gave up,now I'm here again hoping to get a better solution
My name is drake,I'll be 32 in december,there's something eating me up which is how to get a girl who can give me a child,this sounds immoral but I know its possible,I don't want to do it in a crook way,which is impregnate a girl and refuse marrying her,I'm religious and I know that curse do work if she utter them bitterly
So I need someone I can have a chat with,agreed on it and I promise to take care of her through out her pregnant days and I promise to keep sending money for her and the child's upkeep
I know you may be wondering why I'm taking this path,well the reason is that I have a loooooong way to go in this life and marriage may be a stumbling block for me,am leaving this country next year to brazil and what am going there to do is a game of life and death,I may die in the process or end up in prison,(which I pray not to)so I need a child now so I won't loose out in every aspect of life if anything happens
If I said ok let me marry now before leaving,it'll be very bad for her and myself,because we'll feel emotionally indebted to each other,I'll always feel she's lonely and that'll lead her astray,all these may affect my sailing in this ocean of struggle,or if I said ok let me go and marry when am back,that means I maybe thinking of marriage when am over 40 years
I've spoken to few girls and they are all interested in marriage,one of them told me that she can live with my parents and wait till am back which is not what I want,infact I've come to realize that I can't see anyone here in igbo land because marriage is so valued to igbos
Now my aim of opening this thread is not to ask if this is something I should,I opened it to ask where,I mean which town or tribe can I see women that are not so keen about marriage,who can give me a child,bayelsa?warri? Calabar?uyo? Where?
Note:this child will be hers forever,because he/she will grow up in her custody,I can even marry her if things work well and I came back early,I'm only planning this because tomorrow is unpredictable
Mod pls help me push this to FP,this issue is for mature mind pls  drake99: Good morning friends, I wish you all can see through my heart and know how important this issue is for me
I opened this thread sometime last year but I was slandered so I gave up,now I'm here again hoping to get a better solution
My name is drake,I'll be 32 in december,there's something eating me up which is how to get a girl who can give me a child,this sounds immoral but I know its possible,I don't want to do it in a crook way,which is impregnate a girl and refuse marrying her,I'm religious and I know that curse do work if she utter them bitterly
So I need someone I can have a chat with,agreed on it and I promise to take care of her through out her pregnant days and I promise to keep sending money for her and the child's upkeep
I know you may be wondering why I'm taking this path,well the reason is that I have a loooooong way to go in this life and marriage may be a stumbling block for me,am leaving this country next year to brazil and what am going there to do is a game of life and death,I may die in the process or end up in prison,(which I pray not to)so I need a child now so I won't loose out in every aspect of life if anything happens
If I said ok let me marry now before leaving,it'll be very bad for her and myself,because we'll feel emotionally indebted to each other,I'll always feel she's lonely and that'll lead her astray,all these may affect my sailing in this ocean of struggle,or if I said ok let me go and marry when am back,that means I maybe thinking of marriage when am over 40 years
I've spoken to few girls and they are all interested in marriage,one of them told me that she can live with my parents and wait till am back which is not what I want,infact I've come to realize that I can't see anyone here in igbo land because marriage is so valued to igbos
Now my aim of opening this thread is not to ask if this is something I should,I opened it to ask where,I mean which town or tribe can I see women that are not so keen about marriage,who can give me a child,bayelsa?warri? Calabar?uyo? Where?
Note:this child will be hers forever,because he/she will grow up in her custody,I can even marry her if things work well and I came back early,I'm only planning this because tomorrow is unpredictable
Mod pls help me push this to FP,this issue is for mature mind pls What kind of early morning labe orun request plus story is this abeg? Drake abi? Not lil wayne sef! My friend go and shower, eat and then look 4 your daily bread abeg! This your pattern no be am! Lmfao!!! |
Politics › Re: Buhari's Article: His Misinformation, The Facts And His Records by funlord(m): 8:00am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Mogidi: [s][/s]
My father is an Irredeemable ediot. Just like ME  Mogidi: [s][/s]
My father is an Irredeemable ediot. Just like ME Oh yes! I totally agree with your analysis of your lineage and pedigree! Even jesus also finds you to be an ireedeemable _idiot also! Unfortunately your cursed permanently so I can't help you much! Take care cankerworm! |
Politics › Re: US Advises Buhari To Engage Technocrats by funlord(m): 7:54am On Jul 21, 2015 |
 Not just technocrats but YOUNG TECHNOCRATS! |
Politics › Re: Buhari's Article: His Misinformation, The Facts And His Records by funlord(m): 7:48am On Jul 21, 2015 |
barcanista: Cc: Lalasticlala Ishilove and Obinoscopy
Candyrain, Mogidi, Komek, Anonimi, Biafranqueen, Eterrors, Dearpreye, Tomakint, Jmaine, Sincere9gerian, Francizy, Whynotthetruth, Temitemi1 NDPVF Nigerianvenom etc  barcanista: Cc: Lalasticlala Ishilove and Obinoscopy
Candyrain, Mogidi, Komek, Anonimi, Biafranqueen, Eterrors, Dearpreye, Tomakint, Jmaine, Sincere9gerian, Francizy, Whynotthetruth, Temitemi1 NDPVF Nigerianvenom etc Your circle of irrelevant internet ONLY activists that your normally tag during your rants is getting smaller by the day! Why na? Have some of them realised that your movement is not even noticed by ants? Smh! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:50pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: [color=#27408B]I've wondered who's liking fagrebel's posts only to see some monikers that were created 2013 and have only 2 posts. [/color] See the babes fake picture sef! The idiot now had the nerve to come and say "I'm smarter than all of you all here", not knowing we were downloading his virus that time! When he duels he would be liking his own posts! _Wanker! abeg make him come do barman 4 my club sef @ least make poverty no end am! EWU! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:43pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
 As 4 Me it is MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! _Fuck this side winding dunce una get time! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:48pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: you actually started the parental & personal disses not me
seriously? I was calling her emotional? what did you call her on bbm? I'm sorry I have to bring this up again
Marieolae showed my chats to naijaboiy... would you like if someone did that to you? we never had a brawl - I can remember vividly -someone made a list about top 10 influential nairalanders or so - I only innocently opined that she[Marieolae ] shouldn't be number 1..no beef - I just thought she wasn't that active & doesn't talk too much [every one is entitled to their opinion afterall] ... all of a sudden - naijaboiy came out of nowhere & started saying I only said that cos of what happened offline... I Felt insulted & disrespected.
Why do you think you are the only one I ever had an offline problem with? you are not the first or only female or nairalander i talk to offline but you are the only one I had a ruckus with..why? that was because you caused it lala- you said I started throwing slurs cos your phone damaged & i was thinking i got deleted...didn't i ask you for the reason here? - that was disrespectful girl cos I never thought that way..- as a matter of fact..I never even liked BBM in the first place..it was always whatsapp ...you were only massaging your ego at my detriment.
•Disclaimer:- I never knew you & dimple had a beef..... Which means I wasn't being snakish like you erroneously opined..
this is what I dont like - you always make false accusations...I never had a convo because I was looking for ammo...That is just ludicrous. I never dissed you with that- not until you said those personal stuffs I shared with you... A particular dude recognised me when you were saying those stuffs & I am sure you can remember him..deactivated immediately after.... you caused it- not me...
You started the personal disses & deactivated to seem like the victim. I never diss people with personal stuffs unless I am forced... If it was just dissing my parents- I would overlook..you dissed me with something extremely personal..- I am sure you know what it is..don't play dumb with me...
Yet again-another nonfactual delusional claim...- I have told you severally- what ever happened wasn't because of bbm... stop massaging your ego... @bolded- you decided to insult me where it would hurt[i.e with personal things i told you] - yet you thought I was being evil when I reciprocated the gesture? Isnt that hypocrisy?
I don't hate you either..neither do i want you on my BBM or offline...It is better that way.... I just dont want you saying it was entirely my fault or all of it happened because i got deleted from BBM..I wouldn't stoop so low.. Even the devil won't allow you enter HELL! You were born 2 LIE! ****spits on the dog*****! Lmfao!!!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:38pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:10pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Ishilove: Drama drama drama...
Thank you Ladyboss1
Sinzzu, I see your username being flung around. What is your own role in the whole matter?  Ishilove: Drama drama drama...
Thank you Ladyboss1
Sinzzu, I see your username being flung around. What is your own role in the whole matter? EXHIBIT A: He had been lying about how he humiliated one mc called coogar only for us to summon coogar to this thread on which he and son of mark were supposed to have a rap battle! Coogar and the other regular mcs then proceeded to beat him to a stupor! Notice his reference to the romance section in his words and his remarks towards missclasssy! His moniker then was kradelreber or some crap www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/729Exhibit B- the ape was trying to run down the campaigns and prize money of the miss nairaland competition on this thread! You can see that dygsey was trying to tell him to allow the prize money not be a big deal! And even though the punk only had 500 cad in his pocket, it was miz my colis epic slap that shut him up on this thread! www.nairaland.com/2299475/miss-nairaland-contest-2015-campaign/21 |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:52pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
 Ishilove if you believe half the tripe that reformed goat Is telling you then you really must be mother theresa reborn! He thinks because he has deleted all his old monikers that there is no way of tracking his bare faced lies anymore! Too bad! He is fond of calling out monikers once his elementary lyrics start failing him when he chats to ladies on nl, while always quick to jump into threads that people create to talk crap about things he has not experienced or knows nothing about! He lies about any and everything in true demagogue fashion! He is quick to play his why me victim card once he sees that the person he is facing is about to pummel him to death I.e ME! and he then resorts to calling you mods! He is always also quick to incorrectly spell a monikers name while peddling lies and hogwash about that particular moniker all in a bid not to get caught in the act! Unfortunately he never expected to meet someone as mercilless as me in his lifetime! Ask yourself ishilove why everyone here is against him? Ask why his only male friend siniza has left him to fend for himself? Ask him also why in the rap section he is referred to as a snitch? Evidence loading at the jump! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:34pm On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:27am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 cherryice: Darkenedrebel honestly, after resortn to blavkmail lala247 u stl stand here to preach to me abt privacy? Dd u ever for one day think of y I startd keeping my dstance frm you? Mofo I guess u didnt.
Ur a very pathetic one, is it cos I ddnt tell u whn I heard wat hpnd btw u n lala? U tend to blkmail ppl whn u see u cnt do more to dem. U r a definitn of wht I call lame. U r a big Odè if u reply thiz post.
I wonder hw lala evn considerd talkn to u on here after tht rubbish u did. Iidiot. ADVICE FROM CHINA! FUJI REBEL! Sorry!!
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:22pm On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:28am On Oct 20, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
 No! I prefer FUJI REBEL from esako east! Or AYINDE ALOMO! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:11pm On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:29am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 sharonnnn: I can't say.. I am sorry Cherryice! Biko free this MAN! Abeg! Dan allah! Ejoor! @ least I don speak all the major naija languages 4 U! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:04pm On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:29am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 darkenedrebel: Please shut up b1tch.. all your life here is either to dickride or follow the bandwagon... so long as it amuses you.. Mrsmiyagi my Asian friend my foot... you can keep gloating.. it is your time to shine anyway.. no be your fault ✘ Ishilove see fresh evidence! Right before your very eyes sef! The kids _stupidity must be a talent! Gaddem! Lmfao! Rebel see ya life! Even me dey pity you now!.......... PSYCHE! AS IF!!!!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:01pm On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:30am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 LadyBoss1: Cool so i guess its just me then that can verify the facts Ishilove u can ask me oh lol Ishilove since you don't want to take my version of the truth because of our bedroom yarns! Oya come and ask the madam that pays his salary! Lolz
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:43pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Ishilove I have given you the facts ask if they are true or not! This is my crusade! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:34pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Ishilove: Before that can happen we need to understand what all the fuss is about. ISHILOVE! The boy caused a female moniker to deactivate by pure blackmail because she rejected his 50 shades of grey style advances! Posting private emails, pictures, conversations and the like! Also he is a relentless PM sending bandit! Always sending female monikers uncountable pms filled with disgusting sexual requests and borderline asinine questions! He is also fond of calling cultists to help save him from tough challengers and females! He also impersonates and sends gay pms to good looking male monikers at will! WE DON'T WANT HIM HERE! Simple and short! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:27pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
 So Sharonnn! The idiot has been begging you on what's app abi? Well 4 your information he has already started LYING that you guys are _fucking so I guess that's your rep down the drain as well! Anyway 4 future reference let me list your fantasy lovers esteemed qualities so that you don't get it twisted: 1- HE IS A SNITCH 2- HE IS BROKE 3-HE IS CURRENTLY STOCKPILING YOUR CHATS WHICH HE INTENDS 2 USE 4 BLACKMAIL ON A DAY YOU REFUSE HIM REAL SEX! 4: HE STUDIED FINE ARTS AND DID NOT GRADUATE 5: HE WORKS 4 THE POLICE AS AN INFORMANT 6: HE WILL TURN YOUR BANK BALANCE TO LOOK LIKE A JAMB SCORE BEFORE TAKING OFF! 7: HE IS GAY 8: HE LIVES IN OSHOSDI NOT LEKKI 9: HE HAS NEVER BEEN TO EKITI TALKLESS OF UKRAINE 10: HIS RAP CAREER EXISTS ON NL ONLY! Wake up smell the coffee and run 4 your dear life sharonnn! Or wait......what am I saying sef! YOU ARE HIM! Lmfao! Stfu! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:11pm On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:31am On Oct 20, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:06pm On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:32am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 TheSonOfMark: Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Seun, Funlord, Peeparty, RpxayX5 and Sinizia.
So it has resorted to threatening with death, huh?
My name is Kingsley. You know where I stay. Go ahead.
Pained boy. Yes! I've notice his post kingsley! NOW Listen closely "darkenedfaggotrebel!" I'm opening my new club in kaduna next weekend on the 24th of july 2 be exact! I'm sure you've perused my thread and my facebook page! Its called the barcode lounge and its not hard to find! I'm the number 1 guy responsible for all your trials and tribulations in this section so this is a direct challenge 2 your biatch ass! Since you like to talk money shite, try and beg lala 4 ticket money so that u can fly down and come and give "reminisce the rapper" your demo tape! He will be performing that night as my guest we will be on hiptv live from 9pm! But I promise you, that I u show up you may never show back! Dirty haggard monkey! U know how I roll! Its strictly gun play when the mb shite dies down! BIATCH!!!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:55am On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:33am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 sinizia: TBH, this one pass me. At first it was funny to me, but i don't find it funny anymore. But bros! Let's be honest even that day this cursed nitwit brought lalas personal shite on 2 this thread by betraying her with private chats and stuff, you were 1 of the 1st people 2 rebuke the idiot! I was here observing! And can you believe the bastard had the guts 2 come here the next day 2 start saying he treats lala like every other _whore he meets on Nl? That he is only out 4 _pussy? A girl that practically feeds his beggar like ass? That was when I swore that he would pay! So abeg je brought it on himself! YOU HAVE NO FAULT whatsoever! Let him carry his cross of epic shame! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:42am On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:34am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 darkenedrebel: were you dropped on the head as a kid ?
you quoted a post guykhena made since last year when we had a beef... that was the year I joined & I invited emcees from Facebook. they followed my account, liked & hyped my verses like they do on Facebook.... due to the beef i had with guykhena he made accusations that I was them.. some rap section members had already seen them active on FB so they didn't pay him any mind...& now you quote a deadened issue 1 year after & build your accusations on it?
are you a retard by default? what truth have you exposed? I can't expose my sister's fb's account & it is up to Sharon to reveal her main account not me .. you look like a complete m0ron .. lying & doing everything possible to bring someone down is what you now do eh ? I swear you would regret today Kingsley...just watch out...
& I posted screen shot debunking your witless claims & you & your hating ilks cannot still see beyond your nostrils.. are you cursed?
like I said.. you would regret today...I swear with every ounce of blood running thorough my veins..you are a dead man..something big is coming your way..bye Son of mark! Behold the crying rapper!
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:38am On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:35am On Oct 20, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:35am On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:35am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 cherryice: das y I said u shdnt mind them  Mummy rebel dis aunty cherryice is wicked oh? She is telling me sorry and still pouring salt and pepper in my deep cuts! Aaaaah!
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:10am On Jul 19, 2015*. Modified: 7:36am On Oct 20, 2015 |
 TheSonOfMark: Fagrebel, I warned you, didn't I? I eat and drink mystery. My favorite. I get the kicks from demystifying hitherto well-concealed conspiracies. See the trans continental _fools name sef? Like dat of one local fuji musician from osun east! Michael GBAGADADEBO aromoLIEran! Lmfao!!!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:02am On Jul 19, 2015 |
 Son of Mark! Sinnzu! Abeg make una help me see this virgin transexual even now quoting me 4 support? I think the supersonic speed at which we have served his glass chin and limp dick with vitriol has confused even the lying, bi polar sack of shite 2 now consider me as an ally! Abeg TRANSREBEL! Stay the _fuck away from me son! I don't live on sesame street like you do! Dirty, confused, _imbecilic, dysfunctional, AIDS ridden, chimpanzee! Get the hell out of my sight you smelly yob! ***Shits and then spits on his fuming corpse!*** Fine art _FOOL, carry over champ and pitiful rhyme spitter! INYAMA!!!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:51am On Jul 19, 2015 |
 Darkened olodo rebel? Remember when I told you that you were trapped in my rubics cube of damnation? And that you would regret the day you caused lala to deactivate? You thought I was kidding right? Chei, choi, chei? Look @ you now? Finished! Disgraced! Embarrassed! Flumoxed! I'm sure you have always wondered what kind of swordsman is this FUNLORD sef? The guy who shut down the rap section! The guy who battled the mods 2 a standstill! The guy who destroyed the feminazi movement! The guy who shut down the politics section? The guy who left all your favourite monikers speechless with fear! The guy who pulls out secret and deleted files from thin air! The guy who brings real facts about monikers lives offline into the battle front! IF ONLY YOU KNEW RIGHT? Sorry slut, you've been _fucked left, right and side 2 side, forever on nl! Similar 2 the way I _fucked your harlot mother and your _sperm drinking kid sister! I enjoyed every minute of it! In fact just call it a "microphone checker, 1,2 checker"! LMFAO! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:38am On Jul 19, 2015 |
cherryice: B, wetn dem say we do darkrebel again  Cherryice? Read na? Or you want lala 2 read 4 U? U know lala has a soft spot 4 the lying, begging , poverty stricken _IDIOT so trying 2 get her involved won't work! Just read son of marks post and you will understand! Lmfao!!!! |