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Halleluyaaaaaaah!!!!!! Lmfao!!! ![]() TheSonOfMark:
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Sinnzu:You know dullards like him and his dead father always feel they have to have the last word as a way of salvaging some dignity when they have been embarrassed in an e duel! Its in their family genes! Just activate your ignore button! Let him come up with his usual fairytales and lies that he uses to tax women in ijora market! I have exposed him for all he is! He is as plain as a white shirt! Go to rap section mention his irritating name and check the response! He is the all time raining pm bandit of NL! The most rejected moniker of all time! If he eats this morning he would announce it on a new thread! All the money he has spent in his life trying 2 kick start his doomed rap career, my ak 47 is worth 10 times more! If you guys ignore the fool, he would quietly dissapear! This is a growing child so he knows no better! try it and see! Stop mixing with poor people before you get a tag! Even lala that he disgraced himself 4 has lashed him like a biatch so what else is there! Just put smileys after his mentions! The guy was BORN 2 BE _STUPID! |
dharay99:Abeg abeg! Bros no join me with this animal again oh! I don retire the mentally deranged he goat moniker from my mentions! Go read my posts last night! I'm not on his level! Thanks |
Sinnzu! Abeg can someone tell this fatherless, albumless, money less tranny Rapper that his lord no longer interacts with animals! He cant seem 2 fathom that he has been E MURDERED by his LORD! I think I should only be posting all his past beatdowns on any of his mentions since the beast is not even worth the effort anymore, and so that the public can appreciate my legendary "wu shu techniques" or what do you think? Lolz!!! e dey pain am die! |
![]() LadyBoss1:I'm sure by now even though you won't admit it publicly, you are happy with the "countless merciless beatings and super sized embarrassments" I have given and engineered 4 this " utter olodo rabata" that you once thought was deemed worthy enough 2 be called your 'pal'? Forgetting that human beings and stray hyenas can't be pals! Anyway I expect my gratitude soon oh! Hold your cheque book close! I can feel your smile from abuja sef! Lmfao!!! |
Poor nigga rubbish! Just start spraying all the other girls close 2 you with dollars! Every other biatch would automatically pick interest 1 time! |
Why all this TRASH? Whatever happened 2 a simple "Biatch get lost! We are done!" |
Abeg op change your heading 2 5 REASONS WHY MEN LIKE ME..... okay! Bloody olosho master! |
christinie: ![]() christinie:See this man! So christine is your latest new name abi? And you are still impersonating with female pictures? Ok quote me and see your demise or better yet just quietly deactivate! _stupid nitwit!!! |
WARNING! Looting government funds can be detrimental and hazardous 2 your health and bank balance! _IDIOTS! |
Can the trash these film makers flood the markets with be termed as movies? I dey enjoy cartoon network and boomerang pass their ritualistic nonsense sef! Rubbish! |
As if this would be a bad thing! Useless drunken he goat! |
![]() bi0nics:A dying man clutches @ straws! Talk less of a dying dog! |
![]() I dedicated my last EVER heartless slangs of fury 2 dark gay rebels kid brother becuz he is my number 1 fan and his kid sister who is my number 1 biatch! To the Son of mark, sinnzu, agapecharis, please let's stop even replying this _retarded baboon called "skankrebel"! He has nothing upstairs and nothing going on 4 him in real life! He always has to wait 4 us to slap the taste out of his deformed mouth before he can start quoting our own insults so that he can get material to start forming his lame comebacks because he is depraved and weak! SILENCE IS THE BEST ANSWER 4 A FOOL like HIM and I don't want his _stupidity to start 2 affect your monikers! So let me just give him his last rites on the derailers paradise because after these keystrokes I hope to never even quote an emoji referring to the bastard again! MICHAEL OR gay REBEL Or whatever your fellow _sperm drinking _fuckboys call you when you guys make love to each other! Listen closely! This is a kitana message meant only and specially for YOU: 1: _FUCK YOUR LATE DAD 2: _FUCK YOUR STEP DAD 3: _FUCK YOUR DEGENERATE MOTHER 4: _FUCK YOUR EIYE HOMIES 5: _FUCK YOUR CYBER LOVER SHARONNN 6:_FUCK YOUR RHYMES 7: _FUCK YOUR EXISTENCE 8:_FUCK YOUR SALT SIZED KNOWLEDGE 9:_FUCK YOUR UNBORN KIDS 10: and lastly _FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Your lords commandments! You tampon wearing demented gargoyle! LORD out!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() darkenedrebel:Look at this government certified dunce saying he is smarter than all of us here! You are duller than dish water and your entire intellectual span is actually my own gibberish! After all people like you who bleat like goats about how they are smart are always trying to psyche or appease themselves for being born with bone deep _stupidity! See a smarty pants that could only end up studying fine arts in unilag and ended up battling carry overs just like the federal govt. Is currently battling boko karam! Upon all that you still failed out like a _fool because you actually are a _fool! Not suprising! "_FAGREBEL"! I'm not suprised, after all you are the son of a disease ridden chibok girl, your mother is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her! That's why area boys always treat your mom like a postage stamp, they lick her, slap her, stick her, then send her away, she reminds me of my rifle sef ... give her a _cock and she blows! By the way I listened to your voice note! Is that an accent I detected, or was your mouth just full of _sperm as usual? I'm sure If I had change for N500 the day I met that _whore you call mummy, I could have been your 3rd dad, but luckily the guy in front of me had the exact change so he saved me from a lifetimes supply of gonorreah, crabs, syphillis and hepatitis a,b,c and d. So that's why your 2nd daddy is now a drunken keke napep driver, they always have change! So no wonder you are always pained cause we all know that the home of a drunkard tells the sad story of the evil wrought by the use of strong drink! Wretchedness and destitution reign, and often his wife and children suffer from abuse and hunger! Isn't that your life in a nutshell? Ugly demented _faggot! That's why your so obsessed with stealing peoples pix to find out what non disfigured primates look like! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. No need for insults, your face says it all _FUCKEDREBEL!, I'm sure You’re so ugly that when you cry at night due to your unending deformities, the tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face, no wonder when you were still a growing ape, everytime your harlot mother dropped you off at the schools gates, she always got a fine for littering the schools property! You're so ugly that when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! That's why you don't need an atm card! Your jamb score looking bank balance is the 2nd reason! Why don't you try to learn how to shut up from time to time and give that hole in your face a chance to heal? And really its not that you are really _stupid, you just seem to have a lot of bad luck when you think! Broke _bitch always talking about kissing girls on NL, not realising that the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. By the way do you think the girls on NL are psychotic like your mama? who wants to kiss a STANKREBEL like you, when your mouth and your anus are consistently competing for your toilets affection? You like looking for mistakes in rappers rhymes on the rap section abi? Well let me tell you something If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. Your birth was their biggest one! Your rhymes always remind me of the 80's and Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence claiming it to be a rhyme? I’m actually jealous of people that don’t know you and your foolishness! And your ass must be jealous of the amount of shite that normally comes out of your puss filled brain? Just log out gracefully you dunce, you would bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the thread. After all your kind are not really in this section because the last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana and guess where I was at? The ZOO! Run, go and take a look at my profile picture so that you can see what a real life intelligent gangster looks like, I'm sure if I offered you the chance to meet me in person you would shite bricks of fear for days! I'm sure apart from the online beatings you have always received from me I would beat your young _stupid ass like a bongo drum in the flesh! I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to _shit! Or I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi! Or I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! Or I'll hit you so hard your mommy would actually fall down instead of you! Now kindly take your sad, sorry, deluded, turd burgler of an ass out of my lane because you are nothing but a pillow biter, a butt pirate, an ass muncher, a shite stabber, a rump rider, a _cocksucker, a pederasty fan, and a bloody riff raff eternally cursed to remain as a scuzzy miserablist! Your pulverized bones shall be converted into chalk so that we can teach kids about the best ways to avoid ending up as broke, wack, dumb rappers! You have been officially consigned to the dustbin of history! With the codename: "HOMOREBEL!" |
![]() AgapeCharis:Una go get white hair before the sharonnn replies! Na the goat dey job himself! The girl picture na copy sef! Lol! This rhesus monkey is just a shameless hobbit! |
![]() misssclassy:The IDIOT keeps de-activating in order to delete and hide the countless amount of e murders he has received here and in other sections, lies he has told, snitching he has done and also most importantly his "achilles heel", the lala thread! Unfortunately the evidence never gets lost! He does not even realize that he is permanently stuck in a rubics cube of damnation! |
![]() naijaboiy:That is eh? The boys _stupidity is factory fitted! Inglorious _bastard wey no sabi him mates! Lolz!! |
![]() naijaboiy:Lmfao! |
![]() AgapeCharis:Also Vomits on the pederasty loving goblin! |
![]() Truckpusher:No shaking! The idiot must always mention my name when he is being slapped left right and centre and that's why I had to give him a history lesson! take care! |
![]() darkenedrebel:Yes I know your late father was a boderline _fool! Dats what led to his early demise! Unfortunately that "N500 rated prostitute and part time chibok girl you call a mother" had no option than to settle for a frustrated keke napep driver that you now refer to as your step dad even when he penetrates your anus night after night in some sort of incestuous dundees _orgy involving you and your harlot mummy! These days you name drop salawa abeni a lot in your deluded posts? Is that the soundtrack that the 3 of you listen to during your deranged sexual healings? Billy goat! After the last verbal assassination I gave your dummy ass you ran to the religion section for over 2 weeks, then out of pity we allowed you some breathing space to come back to derailers only for you to come back and try and open that your cancerous dirty mouth to try and tell ladyboss1 about grime hip hop and london life? Have you even been to ibadan before? Poverty deluded rat! Then you attempted to diss jacksparrow and truckpusher and we still let you feel among! Then you created 1 senseless thread to tell us you met 1 sharonnn? Who gives a _fuck? Olodo! A girl dat is just probably pitying you due to the fact dat she noticed everyone disses or hates you due to your mind numbing displays of complete oafishness! Beast of no nation like you! Rap section dey diss you! Romance section dey diss you! Derailers your laughed at! Even celebrities section that is filled with dimwits like you dey dissed you! What else is there to say about you darkgirl? Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you working so hard to give us another? You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion, but now she even believes in infanticide. Anyway yours was an unnatural birth, since you came from an animal. Your parents must have thot you were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. I believe in respect for the dead, so in in fact I would only respect you if you WERE dead! Your a bombastic turd, a pillow biting fanatic, a cosmic dimwit and a fully functional _IMBECILE! Now bow down and offer your lord a prayer! You owe me you akward sounding bastard _twat! |
![]() darkenedrebel:My friend will you shut the _fuckup and stop mentioning supreme monikers like those of mine and sinzus? Using your leprosy, eczema and scabies infected fingers to type nonsense! Are we responsible for your unending desire to be a foolish, gossiping, tampon wearing snitch? Are we the ones that caused you in your blinding _stupidity to expose your turkeys ass for the whole world to see? Dumb, scuzzy, _retarded bastard! You better face the son of mark and stop trying to curry favour or pity from those viewing your decapitation! I have already buried you forever online so others are allowed to also have sex with your rotten corpse! I'm only sorry for the sharonnn girl, because when you inevitably _shit on her reputation as you always do, we would all "gladly tell her we told you so biatch!" And when you finally pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll always say your world class _stupidity! Hare brained nincompoop! Cc: sinzu! |
![]() darkenedrebel:My friend will you shut the _fuckup and stop mentioning supreme monikers like those of mine ans sinzus? Using your leprosy, eczema and scabies infected fingers to type nonsense! Are we responsible for your unending desire to be a foolish, gossiping, tampon wearing snitch? Are we the ones that caused you in your blinding _stupidity to expose your turkeys ass for the whole world to see? Dumb, scuzzy, _retarded bastard! You better face the son of mark and stop trying to curry favour or pity from those viewing your decapitation! I have already buried you forever online so others are allowed to also have sex with your rotten corpse! I'm only sorry for the sharonnn girl, because when you inevitably _shit on her reputation as you always do, we would all "gladly tell her we told you so biatch!" And when you finally pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll always say your world class _stupidity! Hare brained nincompoop! Cc: sinzu! |
![]() Sinnzu:I tire! _Fucked 4 already! I have 1 in abj dat I actually _pimp out 2 my executive bosses even after I lashed her, and 1 wack 1 dat tried dat buy me a phone crap dat got her deleted of my bb! But dia names r following me 2 the grave son! This dude is just a borderline _FOOL! Non fiction! Lolz |
![]() Sinnzu:The shorty actually asked the mong dis question.."And u actually opened a thread about it?"! Chaiiiii!!!! Smh 4 the colonial pimping! |
![]() TheSonOfMark:Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Jasons lyrics!
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TheSonOfMark:Lmfao! Snitches get stitches then death!
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![]() Sinnzu:Your Answer!
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![]() TheSonOfMark:F9 parallel Cc: sharonnn! Take note! Lol!
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sinzu and truckpusher why una no tell me say una _bitch dey collect sallah specials 4 hia na? Anyway I think u should both check out page 1369 later! Lmao!!!! Damn! |
TheSonOfMark:Haba! Who make typo eloquence vex like dis? Lol!!!
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