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Ogbeni still dey drop outdated lyrics? No worry "impeachment tonic" shall soon make cure you of your writers block and make you well! |
What manner of truce be dis? Rather boys and girls don settle on how 2 share the money? |
![]() Somebody dey vex because wanton award of phantom deals 2 him companies don hard! Abeg park well! |
chrisley024:Let me answer your question! I hope you know Zlatan is not as injury prone as rvp? His fitness and balance are outstanding, Then height in the box is what he would also bring which is sumtin we have lacked 4 a few yrs now! Do I also need 2 remind you about zlatans technical brilliance with a ball @ his feet which rvp lacks? He is also adept @ Taking free kicks and long range shots, is almost impossible 2 shake off the ball! He can also play as a support striker or as a center forward! He wud also be bloody cheap and He would be worth @ least a 1 year deal! This ticks all the boxes! There u have it! |
![]() If united smells £45 or £50 million from PSG di maria can _fuck off! And only then can the pedro deal be considered! As 4 Madrid, no ramos no de gea! Dey foolishly sold casillas 4 nothing! United is so wealthy dat dey can afford 2 allow de gea run down his contract and then he can also _fuck off @ the end of next season when we can now buy lloris from spurs or the ajax keeper 4 cheap! Otamendi is waiting in the wings so once he or ramos are confirmed then united would gladly tell jonny evans 2 _fuck off 2 everton for 10, 8 or 6million! As 4 the strikers the only viable options are: 1 Cavani because of dia love 4 di maria 2 Ibrahimovic cuz he would be cheap 3 Lewandowski cuz he is not german Any other story about benzema, lacazette and such and such is trash! Simple!!!! |
![]() After 1st beheading the GROOM! They should make sure the smally is adopted by a family somewhere in europe, before giving both her _stupid parents 20 year sentences in jail each 4 mind numbing foolishness! Nonsense Nation! |
SAMBARRY: ![]() SAMBARRY:I know you must be frustrated about your latest boy toys lack of deliverance between your sheets so that must be why you had 2 lash out unnecessarily in anger and add the bolded 2 your post! Anyway na you sabi! Next time search 4 a hunk like me with a large tongue that you can invest your private time in so as 2 make it worth your while! It will save you from making such errors in future ehn! Pele!!! Now back 2 the matter, currently "mrs saraki, stella oduah and madam grace bent" have on going cases with the EFCC! Or are you the only 1 in naija that did not hear how oduah got kicked out from the aviation ministry? Or that toyin saraki was a guest of the efcc day before yesterday? Why is efcc not questioning you? Or linda ikeji? Or genevive nnaji? The truth hurts deal with it or not! Na Ya Choice! |
francizy:So all these other people you tagged after making a post equivalent 2 that made by a DUNCE? Are they all supposed 2 come on this thread 2 educate the general public about the threads topic or just 2 come and add more _STUPIDITY 2 it by way of ranting and raving? SMH!!! |
SAMBARRY: ![]() SAMBARRY:This why YOU and ME always have problem! How will you say a whole ME is always hating and does not see anything good in what women do? Haba! Even after I have expressed my love 4 you and your business? Hmmm! Anyway I hope you know I live and work in the same city with these women and I know some things which most of "una no sabi"! I know the aristo crew and I also know the independent single ladies crews that make us proud! But as 4 these ones, na "Looter wives"! Take am or leave am! EFCC knows better! |
StevinMorgan: ![]() StevinMorgan:This OP knows nothing about Beauty whatsoever! If not 4 the fact that these ones husbands are all mega thieves that have given them access 2 all kids of bleaching creams and chilling facilities, you no go even look them 4 face if you jam them for main road! |
ChiChi0296:You, the house help and by extension that your whole family sound as if you all don't have any iota of sense! Your cousin is your hose help? Your mama carry am come? You hate her because she's a heartless, child beating, lying, corrupt but brilliant thief? Your husband na looku looku? Your mama says be patient with a demon? You also like her demonic but hard working ways? Madam abeg grow some sense! This is arrant rubbish! |
Nigerians and their gbedu mentality! Wedding na competition oh no other better reason than that! Then after the gigantic costs and friend oppression ends na suffer remain! Culture or tradition are the africans biggest problems! _fuck them! |
PassingShot: ![]() PassingShot:You should be happy that such individuals exist in society! They help you easily identify "cursed and senseless _idiots" from the more sane individuals in any public space! Simple |
![]() Abeg all these impunity loving looters should just face the music in peace abeg! We are tired of being asked stupid questions! Days of darkness kor days of lightness ni! Na NEPA? Lolz |
![]() Chaiiii! Rooney don suffer 4 nairaland! I'm sure wherever he is dis weekend 1 kind of headache go dey do am and he won't know why! See finishing? Well as for me oh, Cavani or Zlatan would do nicely! Dis pedro deal would just be a luxury deal! He does not do much even @ barca talk less of prem lig! |
StarBoard: ![]() StarBoard:Do I write like someone who cares how it works here? Everytime I come here I only ask 4 opinions based on the hard facts about football analogy! Don't bother about imps who feel like abusing demselves early on a weekend! I just want 2 gauge the reactions of reasonable fans! You can't use the internet without jamming _idiots but you can learn how 2 side step dem! Abeg try tell me who they shud try and realistically get from my list! _fuck any hare brained nitwit dat is here 4 alternative reasons! My henny dey waste bruv! |
![]() Na only 4 this kind thread person go see united fans wey dey run dia own star striker down! Okay who will replace rooney out of dis world class guys and please try and let us know how united would get dem! We are not arsenal or chelsea so we do not shop in the bargain bin! THESE are only the kind of guys that uniteds board would even consider: 1 Karim benzema - real 2 Cavani - psg 3 Lewandowski - bayern 4 Muller - bayern 5 Ibrahimovic - psg |
Hmmmm! That her ass though? |
Dry Raking! Next! |
![]() whitewitch:AHA! White anus also known as patient 666 at your regular abode at the "yaba left infirmary"! So this is where you have been hiding? Good! You have been dodging from being administered your psycho neurotic medication abi? Now that you have been found I suggest you take your _sperm drinking, devious transexual,virus ridden, and billy goat style of exertions back to the derailers paradise where you have been condemned to live a life as our perennial biatch just like your mummy does! Now begone from here before I descend on you with the fury of a 1000 wolves for harassing innocent members of the public! _IDIOT!!! |
thelish: ![]() thelish:Hmmm! He is still 2 young 2 be introduced 2 "wu shu techniques", so 4 now get him enrolled in a karate class! It would help with bonding with other kids, exercise and developing his confidence! As 4 YOU! U also need 2 stop screaming @ him like a lunatic! Use cartoons and ice cream promises 2 get him 2 do your bidding! HE is still a CHILD ffs! |
Igbo Kwenu! This 1 na the real definition of with friends like these who needs enemies indeed! Him sef why him go marry world class MGBEKE? Lolz |
coogar:If you don't like rooney that's 1 thing but 2 just out rightly deny him his props is not fair! In the 2010/11 season when he scored 30 plus goals he played as a top 9 all season and scored goals 4 fun as a central striker! Rooney has always had 2 sacrifice that role 4 so many superb and sometimes average other partners in attack thru out his united career! From nistelrooy, cr7, saha, berbatov etc! If guys like drogba and ibra can still rep top 9 in dia mid 30's, why do u feel rooney @ 29 won't tear it up as he has done before? Wazza is the man! He just needs 2 make sure he focuses on the final 3rd and van gaal shud also ensure none of all that roaming and playing out of position crap and he will get 20 plus goals! He is good enuff! |
Dorrobucci: ![]() Dorrobucci:May Pastor Dorros prayers be answered IJN! AMIN
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Van gaal? We need Defender and striker Ooooh! Abi tekwe don finish? |
MrBully: ![]() MrBully:What a sad loser! My words can be used as many times as I like! Cuz dey are mine! I know the epic disgrace you have received from me still hurts, but who cares you are finished on NL! Now you hide like a real coward behind new monikers looking 4 a payback u will never get! What a sad dummy! My jump off is today! So I'm putting you on IGNORE henceforth! Whenever you have the liver come @ me in your true form and you will be buried again! SLUTREBEL! Let me expose you once again! Bloody low self esteemed dunce! Cc: Nigerianium, Sinnzu, Son of mark! Lol |
MrBully: ![]() MrBully:Chaiii! E don Pain am Die! I know who you are! The confused chimpanzee does no know how to comeback from the grave! See the pig trying to mask his pain with senseless emojis? Sorry oh! Bloody FOOL! Now take your unending poverty, dumb mentions and get away from my lane, you abrasive, impish, cankerworm! Lmfao!
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Child abuser! Equals 6 feet deep tins 4 my side! |
MrBully: ![]() MrBully:Now let me put to bed this son a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "MR _SPERM SIPPING BULLY", that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!" I don't even need to remind other monikers about who or what kind of "_fuckboy" you are! We all know about your abject displays of "asinine, stupidity and antipathy" that you show with all your mentions and posts on every thread you comment on! Suprisingly every word you type is simply an accurate description of YOURSELF, and I'm sure " BULLY and OLODO must be the nicknames you and your _tranny lover use at night when _fucking and sucking each other off in ecstasy at your permanent _faggots abode located under the oshodi expressway bridge! forgetting that no one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant"! Due to your unstable and bi-polar state of mind, its not suprising why all your posts are filled with abject foolishness but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "gay _cocks", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little ape" into a "DIRTY, DYSLEXIC, SCUZZY, COWARDLY, ASEXUAL, ABSTEMIOUS YOB!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity! I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant." Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BOY who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a brother like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Anyway let me christen you as I christen all newly reformed _fools that have been blessed by my special brand of "wu theraphy"! As from now on you are ordered to report to any thread whenever I "cc the following new title which you have earned and deserve" : "MR IBU BULLY a.k.a LUCIFERS _COCK MUNCHER!" This is your NEW and ONLY moniker! So I also hope the viewing public takes note so that they know how to relate to a _wanker like you from today henceforth! So how do you feel now ro-beast? Have you enjoyed how "I have publicly pulverized your bones and turned them into liquid milk? Or have you enjoyed having me use your true life story to visually slap you across that monstrosity you refer to as a face with a force similar to that of my 12 gauge shotguns bullets when it penetrates your decaying and virus ridden corpse?" Good! At least now you know your rightful place in life is "bowing and cowering in fear close to my kneecaps"! Whether by force or of your own will you "little _bitch"! Let this merciless assault marinate in that your lame brain so that it may spark your sparse intelligence into life! Because sadly, You were born with a big handicap, and that is your BRAIN and you and I both know that If your IQ was any lower you would trip over it constantly! "Now kindly _FUCK OFF and GET LOST, you _stupid, inconsequential, vapid, disease ridden, _shit stabbing, sewer dwelling, muck raking, bottom feeding bloody nincompoop"! Your younger sisters _vagina seriously needs my attention! Swerve..............................................This way! |
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Ogbeni still dey drop outdated lyrics? No worry "impeachment tonic" shall soon make cure you of your writers block and make you well!


