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Politics › Re: Why I Still Can't Pay Salary- Aregbesola by funlord(m): 4:36pm On Jul 25, 2015
grin Ogbeni still dey drop outdated lyrics? No worry "impeachment tonic" shall soon make cure you of your writers block and make you well!
Politics › Re: Dogara, Gbajabiamila Finally Reach Truce by funlord(m): 4:33pm On Jul 25, 2015
grin What manner of truce be dis? Rather boys and girls don settle on how 2 share the money?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Voted Change, Not Acts Of Masturbation, Iwuanyanwu Tells Buhari by funlord(m): 4:29pm On Jul 25, 2015
grin

Somebody dey vex because wanton award of phantom deals 2 him companies don hard! Abeg park well!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2015
chrisley024:
grin[quote author=chrisley024 post=36257703]Why would a sensible person sell RvP only to sign Ibra. huh
Let me answer your question! I hope you know Zlatan is not as injury prone as rvp? His fitness and balance are outstanding, Then height in the box is what he would also bring which is sumtin we have lacked 4 a few yrs now! Do I also need 2 remind you about zlatans technical brilliance with a ball @ his feet which rvp lacks? He is also adept @
Taking free kicks and long range shots, is almost impossible 2 shake off the ball! He can also play as a support striker or as a center forward! He wud also be bloody cheap and He would be worth @ least a 1 year deal! This ticks all the boxes! There u have it!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:28pm On Jul 25, 2015
grin

If united smells £45 or £50 million from PSG di maria can _fuck off! And only then can the pedro deal be considered! As 4 Madrid, no ramos no de gea! Dey foolishly sold casillas 4 nothing! United is so wealthy dat dey can afford 2 allow de gea run down his contract and then he can also _fuck off @ the end of next season when we can now buy lloris from spurs or the ajax keeper 4 cheap! Otamendi is waiting in the wings so once he or ramos are confirmed then united would gladly tell jonny evans 2 _fuck off 2 everton for 10, 8 or 6million! As 4 the strikers the only viable options are:
1 Cavani because of dia love 4 di maria

2 Ibrahimovic cuz he would be cheap

3 Lewandowski cuz he is not german

Any other story about benzema, lacazette and such and such is trash! Simple!!!!
Family › Re: NHRC Stops Marriage Of 40year Old Man To Primary 5 Pupil by funlord(m): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2015
grin

After 1st beheading the GROOM! They should make sure the smally is adopted by a family somewhere in europe, before giving both her _stupid parents 20 year sentences in jail each 4 mind numbing foolishness! Nonsense Nation!
Celebrities › Re: 5 Most Beautiful Female Politicians In Nigeria by funlord(m): 11:15am On Jul 25, 2015
SAMBARRY:
wink
grin
SAMBARRY:
And by the way funlord aka FUNF**L how come efcc are yet to prosecute them

IF THEY KNOW BETTER. No be evidence and facts them dey work with wink



abi e don change to then say or tales read on blogs, twitter and Facebook efcc works with wink
I know you must be frustrated about your latest boy toys lack of deliverance between your sheets so that must be why you had 2 lash out unnecessarily in anger and add the bolded 2 your post! Anyway na you sabi! Next time search 4 a hunk like me with a large tongue that you can invest your private time in so as 2 make it worth your while! It will save you from making such errors in future ehn! Pele!!! Now back 2 the matter, currently "mrs saraki, stella oduah and madam grace bent" have on going cases with the EFCC! Or are you the only 1 in naija that did not hear how oduah got kicked out from the aviation ministry? Or that toyin saraki was a guest of the efcc day before yesterday? Why is efcc not questioning you? Or linda ikeji? Or genevive nnaji? The truth hurts deal with it or not! Na Ya Choice!
Politics › Re: Tony Elumelu Meets With Obama In Kenya by funlord(m): 11:01am On Jul 25, 2015
francizy:
D[quote author=francizy post=36252094]Tony Elumelu, a billion times better than Buhari. The man Tony is not bigoted, he's a philanthropist who dedicated so much money to support businesses and business ideas, he is well learned, very well rounded in entrepreneurship, selected people from every state in Nigerian and made them feel the impact of his philanthropy and above all selected many people across Africa to support their businesses. He has gotten several recognition and awards, he is a very big employer of labour, he is inspirational and visionary!

On the other hand, Buhari has never set up a school for the poor, neither has he supported businesses, neither has he donated learning materials to schools, neither has he relieved himself off bigotry, neither has he lived off his own wealth except Nigerian money he made via loots.

So both men are on very different levels and the fact is, Tony is more influential than Buhari worldwide. You can't take that fact away..

Dearpreye, Barcanister, Whynotthetruth, Firefire, Anonimi, Mogidi, M0gidi, ecoterrors, etc
So all these other people you tagged after making a post equivalent 2 that made by a DUNCE? Are they all supposed 2 come on this thread 2 educate the general public about the threads topic or just 2 come and add more _STUPIDITY 2 it by way of ranting and raving? SMH!!!
Celebrities › Re: 5 Most Beautiful Female Politicians In Nigeria by funlord(m): 10:39am On Jul 25, 2015
SAMBARRY:
grin
grin
SAMBARRY:
always hating wink



their husbands also stole the cvs they have now?

Or their husbands bought certificates for them or put them in the positions they are. grin


in your mind women can never do any good whether or not they're married.

Infact I'm sure if they weren't married you'll say it's aristo tins now they're married its because their husbands stole a lot grin
This why YOU and ME always have problem! How will you say a whole ME is always hating and does not see anything good in what women do? Haba! Even after I have expressed my love 4 you and your business? Hmmm! Anyway I hope you know I live and work in the same city with these women and I know some things which most of "una no sabi"! I know the aristo crew and I also know the independent single ladies crews that make us proud! But as 4 these ones, na "Looter wives"! Take am or leave am! EFCC knows better!
Celebrities › Re: 5 Most Beautiful Female Politicians In Nigeria by funlord(m): 9:13am On Jul 25, 2015
StevinMorgan:
Source: http://www.naijarumours.com/photos-see-5-most-beautiful-female-politicians-in-nigeria/
grin
StevinMorgan:
*Photos below according to their numbers

5. Senator Grace Folashade-Bent:

She does not only have a pretty face, she also have an intimidating CV. Bent is a beautiful and well-endowed grand-mother at 54. Her beauty radiates glowingly whenever she steps out. A very vocal Senator while in the upper chamber, Bent earned the respect of her male colleagues because of her intelligence laced with her cuteness.
To their credit, the above-mentioned politicians are also very active in political service and cannot be judged only by their looks.

4. Mrs. Amina Mohammed:

She was the Senior Special Assistant on Millineum Development Goals to former President Olusegun Obasanjo and Late President Umaru Musa Yar’adua. A workaholic, she was one of the shinning lights of the administration. Her beauty is so natural and effortless. Not one given to parties or social gatherings, she is the perfect definition of “Beauty and Brain”. She is currently the United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki Moon’s Special Adviser on Post-2015 Development Planning.

3. Senator Oluremi Tinubu:

The proprietress of New Era Foundation is a stunner. At 54, Remi has maintained a very slim and sexy shape that even younger ladies have struggled with. Perharps, one of the reasons why her husband, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu has been successful in all his political battles is because of her contributions from the home front. She is the current Senator representing Lagos Central Senatorial District in the Senate and will no doubt be among the first three in the beauty department of the upper chamber.

2. Senator Gbemisola Saraki:

She could pass for renowned Nigerian actress, Stella Damasus’s sister. Daughter of strongman of Kwara politics; Late Olushola Saraki, Senator Gbemisola comes from a family where cuteness is the order of the day. Her siblings, which include, former governor of Kwara State, Bukola Saraki are also good looking in their own right. Her sojourn into the Nigerian Senate showed how brilliant she is.

1. Senator Stella Oduah:

The former Minister of Aviation and Senator-elect for Anambra North Senatorial District is one woman men cannot look at once.
Oduah, whose beauty radiates effortlessly when she steps out at political and non-political gatherings has a beautiful face that even her political opponents cannot ignore.
She is known for her signature looks that includes, an eye lens, thick lipsticks and a matching head gear to her outfits which are mainly African print fabrics.

Source: http://www.naijarumours.com/photos-see-5-most-beautiful-female-politicians-in-nigeria/
This OP knows nothing about Beauty whatsoever! If not 4 the fact that these ones husbands are all mega thieves that have given them access 2 all kids of bleaching creams and chilling facilities, you no go even look them 4 face if you jam them for main road!
Family › Re: House Help by funlord(m): 9:04am On Jul 25, 2015
ChiChi0296:
[/quote]grin[quote author=ChiChi0296 post=36242119]Hi, please I need help on how to go about with my house help which is also my cousin she's 14yrs should I take her back to her parents or still allow her to stay with me? She has been living with us for a year now. Yes she helps me a lot in doing housework. They are characters of hers which I don't like, though I was aware of some but I thought she's going to change but up till now she's not ready to change. She's from my mom's side. It was my mum that brought her to stay with us when I requested for somebody even though I wasn't comfortable with her staying with us cos of those her behaviors. But my mom was like I should manage her. So my point is this. D girl steals, doesn't feel remorse whenever she does something wrong,she can't apologies when she wrong me nor my husband, she can't even take care of my 2 kids when am not around, she's wicked as in she carries things I her mind, she beat my 3yr old son when am not around even when am around she still beat him but if ask her she ll deny it., she lies a lot she's ready to cry out blood than to tell you she did something even if u caught her doing it. She ll still lie, she's not also friendly with kids, u can't dictate her mind, whenever I query or beat her up cos of what she did wrong my kids ll pay for it, she also behaves as if her head is not correct. But she's very very intelligent in times of her education. My husband and my mom is aware of all this things but they were like I shouldd just over look her that if I should take her back home people ll like she's my cousin this that. But the truth of the matter is that am not comfortable with her staying with me with those characters and she's not ready to change cos I ve talk to her severally but after talking and advice she ll still do it again. And no matter the amount of beat she ll still do it again. I wnt to stop beating her that why I want her to go cos I might wound her by then people ll start saying look at what she did to her cousin "wicked women" and I can't pretend according to my husband which I still find it difficult to understand his reasons for saying I should just pretend as if nothing is happening even though he knows d girl is not doing well.( I hope is not what am thinking sha) the worst is that if u ask her do u want to go home she ll say no.. Please what do I do I really hate her behavior. Despite d fact that she does house work.
You, the house help and by extension that your whole family sound as if you all don't have any iota of sense! Your cousin is your hose help? Your mama carry am come? You hate her because she's a heartless, child beating, lying, corrupt but brilliant thief? Your husband na looku looku? Your mama says be patient with a demon? You also like her demonic but hard working ways? Madam abeg grow some sense! This is arrant rubbish!
Family › Re: The History And Culture Of Having Groomsmen And Bridesmaids In Wedding Party by funlord(m): 8:48am On Jul 25, 2015
grin Nigerians and their gbedu mentality! Wedding na competition oh no other better reason than that! Then after the gigantic costs and friend oppression ends na suffer remain! Culture or tradition are the africans biggest problems! _fuck them!
Politics › Re: Photo:how Nigerians React When They See The Looters Of Their Common Wealth. by funlord(m): 8:42am On Jul 25, 2015
PassingShot:
This is one of the reasons I say we are doomed especially going by what we read on forums like NL where people defend corrupt officials.

Nigerians are the most backward set of people in the world. In a sane society, pauperized citizens, irrespective of their nationalities, will stage protests to support accelerated probe of the most corrupt administration in the history of the nation.

I ask TANoids and their fellow wailers again, did Jonathan's and his ministers' loots benefit you in one way or the other?

In what way will you benefit from their stolen wealth other than for PMB to try recover some of them and use same for further development of Nigeria?

Or would you prefer PMB to look away, steal as much as he can too and allow incoming ministers loot as they wish; then leave the stage worse off than he met it and we continue the cycle till we become a failed state completely?

I wonder how we got ourselves in this type of psyche that supports and defends corruption!
grin
PassingShot:
This is one of the reasons I say we are doomed especially going by what we read on forums like NL where people defend corrupt officials.

Nigerians are the most backward set of people in the world. In a sane society, pauperized citizens, irrespective of their nationalities, will stage protests to support accelerated probe of the most corrupt administration in the history of the nation.

I ask TANoids and their fellow wailers again, did Jonathan's and his ministers' loots benefit you in one way or the other?

In what way will you benefit from their stolen wealth other than for PMB to try recover some of them and use same for further development of Nigeria?

Or would you prefer PMB to look away, steal as much as he can too and allow incoming ministers loot as they wish; then leave the stage worse off than he met it and we continue the cycle till we become a failed state completely?

I wonder how we got ourselves in this type of psyche that supports and defends corruption!
You should be happy that such individuals exist in society! They help you easily identify "cursed and senseless _idiots" from the more sane individuals in any public space! Simple
Politics › Re: Dasuki: Are We Back To The Dark Ages? THISDAY. by funlord(m): 8:30am On Jul 25, 2015
grin

Abeg all these impunity loving looters should just face the music in peace abeg! We are tired of being asked stupid questions! Days of darkness kor days of lightness ni! Na NEPA? Lolz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 5:45pm On Jul 24, 2015
grin
grin Chaiiii! Rooney don suffer 4 nairaland! I'm sure wherever he is dis weekend 1 kind of headache go dey do am and he won't know why! See finishing? Well as for me oh, Cavani or Zlatan would do nicely! Dis pedro deal would just be a luxury deal! He does not do much even @ barca talk less of prem lig!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:13pm On Jul 24, 2015
UniqueGem:
How old is Zlatan Ibrahimovic?
grin
UniqueGem:
How old is Zlatan Ibrahimovic?
He is 33 and still Very Hard! I hope he signs!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:09pm On Jul 24, 2015
StarBoard:
Apparently you don't know how it works here.
If a player doesn't cut it, he gets ripped here.
There is no United player I know since I got here that has not been dissed on this pages.
Even almighty Fergie has not been spared.
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StarBoard:
Apparently you don't know how it works here.
If a player doesn't cut it, he gets ripped here.
There is no United player I know since I got here that has not been dissed on this pages.
Even almighty Fergie has not been spared.
Do I write like someone who cares how it works here? Everytime I come here I only ask 4 opinions based on the hard facts about football analogy! Don't bother about imps who feel like abusing demselves early on a weekend! I just want 2 gauge the reactions of reasonable fans! You can't use the internet without jamming _idiots but you can learn how 2 side step dem! Abeg try tell me who they shud try and realistically get from my list! _fuck any hare brained nitwit dat is here 4 alternative reasons! My henny dey waste bruv!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:43pm On Jul 24, 2015
angry
Na only 4 this kind thread person go see united fans wey dey run dia own star striker down! Okay who will replace rooney out of dis world class guys and please try and let us know how united would get dem! We are not arsenal or chelsea so we do not shop in the bargain bin! THESE are only the kind of guys that uniteds board would even consider:

1 Karim benzema - real
2 Cavani - psg
3 Lewandowski - bayern
4 Muller - bayern
5 Ibrahimovic - psg
Politics › Re: Ex- SEC DG, Arunma Oteh Appointed Vice President And Treasurer Of World Bank by funlord(m): 1:30pm On Jul 24, 2015
grin Hmmmm! That her ass though?
Politics › Re: Saraki, Ekweremadi Set To Be Impeached by funlord(m): 1:29pm On Jul 24, 2015
grin Dry Raking! Next!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Turned Back From Buhari's Town Hall Meeting (Photos) by funlord(m): 1:27pm On Jul 24, 2015
shocked see bouncing! Na club?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by funlord(m): 12:07pm On Jul 24, 2015
grin
whitewitch:
lol d opposite of NO
AHA! White anus also known as patient 666 at your regular abode at the "yaba left infirmary"! So this is where you have been hiding? Good! You have been dodging from being administered your psycho neurotic medication abi? Now that you have been found I suggest you take your _sperm drinking, devious transexual,virus ridden, and billy goat style of exertions back to the derailers paradise where you have been condemned to live a life as our perennial biatch just like your mummy does! Now begone from here before I descend on you with the fury of a 1000 wolves for harassing innocent members of the public! _IDIOT!!!
Family › Re: How Can I Help My Son Overcome Fear? by funlord(m): 11:51am On Jul 24, 2015
thelish:
Please, how can I help my 4 year old son overcome fear?

He seems to be very free outside, but keep to himself at home.

Before his holiday, I went to his school to confront them, because
he couldn't answer a question from his book, but my son fall my hand
right there. He was reading all what he refused to read at home.

Please I need help. He seems to lack self confidence.

I tried to reduce my shouting at him in order to draw him close to myself,
but there is still no improvement yet.

Thanks
grin
thelish:
Please, how can I help my 4 year old son overcome fear?

He seems to be very free outside, but keep to himself at home.

Before his holiday, I went to his school to confront them, because
he couldn't answer a question from his book, but my son fall my hand
right there. He was reading all what he refused to read at home.

Please I need help. He seems to lack self confidence.

I tried to reduce my shouting at him in order to draw him close to myself,
but there is still no improvement yet.

Thanks
Hmmm! He is still 2 young 2 be introduced 2 "wu shu techniques", so 4 now get him enrolled in a karate class! It would help with bonding with other kids, exercise and developing his confidence! As 4 YOU! U also need 2 stop screaming @ him like a lunatic! Use cartoons and ice cream promises 2 get him 2 do your bidding! HE is still a CHILD ffs!
Family › Re: Man Snatches Friend's Wife And 5 Children; Says He Fathered Them by funlord(m): 11:43am On Jul 24, 2015
grin Igbo Kwenu! This 1 na the real definition of with friends like these who needs enemies indeed! Him sef why him go marry world class MGBEKE? Lolz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:00am On Jul 24, 2015
coogar:
29 is a big age for a player that started playing at a top level since 17. it means rooney has given 12 years of his life in a top league when the shelf life of a striker of his size has an average of 8-10 years.

simple glance at his history theory does not wash. rooney was the best striker in the club in 06/07, he could only score 14 league goals in 35 appearances. as at that time, SAF didn't even know any other formation apart from 4-4-2. so what's the excuse?

you want to rely on a fat 30-year old player to perform in the same level as costa, aguero, suarez, lewandowski, etc? you have a better chance becoming the next british prime minister. by the time you realise rooney is totally washed, we would be out of 3 competitions and fighting to finish 4th with west ham.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2477056_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

that was rooney in the CF position last season.....we have played 2 preseason games now and our best striker is yet to score. the same rooney has only 1 away goal in the league in 18 months. you must be having a laugh, mate!
If you don't like rooney that's 1 thing but 2 just out rightly deny him his props is not fair! In the 2010/11 season when he scored 30 plus goals he played as a top 9 all season and scored goals 4 fun as a central striker! Rooney has always had 2 sacrifice that role 4 so many superb and sometimes average other partners in attack thru out his united career! From nistelrooy, cr7, saha, berbatov etc! If guys like drogba and ibra can still rep top 9 in dia mid 30's, why do u feel rooney @ 29 won't tear it up as he has done before? Wazza is the man! He just needs 2 make sure he focuses on the final 3rd and van gaal shud also ensure none of all that roaming and playing out of position crap and he will get 20 plus goals! He is good enuff!
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Humiliated At PH Airport by funlord(m): 10:45am On Jul 24, 2015
Dorrobucci:
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Dorrobucci:
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For that your misguided statement...I will cast a spell on you for mocking a barren woman.

You will have countless miscarriages in your marriage and you will eventually die on your last attempt of giving birth.

The gods has spoken!

Bookmark this page.
May Pastor Dorros prayers be answered IJN! AMIN

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:07am On Jul 24, 2015
grin Van gaal? We need Defender and striker Ooooh! Abi tekwe don finish?
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Humiliated At PH Airport by funlord(m): 9:30am On Jul 24, 2015
MrBully:
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Misguided oaf! Lmao! You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupi.d as you in one lifetime. But it's quite amazing how you managed to do it. grin grin grin I was expecting another copied epistle of utter nonsense. What happened? Have u exhausted all the rubbish from ur curse book? grin I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. At least, I succeeded in stopping u from double-quoting people in such a delusional manner...u can thank me later for that. Anybody giving u a penny for his thoughts will still get change back. Seriously, no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. Preposterously vulgar peon and a flaccid coma-inducing arbitrary dereliction of genetics. grin grin grin
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MrBully:
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Misguided oaf! Lmao! You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupi.d as you in one lifetime. But it's quite amazing how you managed to do it. grin grin grin I was expecting another copied epistle of utter nonsense. What happened? Have u exhausted all the rubbish from ur curse book? grin I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. At least, I succeeded in stopping u from double-quoting people in such a delusional manner...u can thank me later for that. Anybody giving u a penny for his thoughts will still get change back. Seriously, no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. Preposterously vulgar peon and a flaccid coma-inducing arbitrary dereliction of genetics. grin grin grin
What a sad loser! My words can be used as many times as I like! Cuz dey are mine! I know the epic disgrace you have received from me still hurts, but who cares you are finished on NL! Now you hide like a real coward behind new monikers looking 4 a payback u will never get! What a sad dummy! My jump off is today! So I'm putting you on IGNORE henceforth! Whenever you have the liver come @ me in your true form and you will be buried again! SLUTREBEL! Let me expose you once again! Bloody low self esteemed dunce!

Cc: Nigerianium, Sinnzu, Son of mark! Lol
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Humiliated At PH Airport by funlord(m): 9:07am On Jul 24, 2015
MrBully:
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cheesy cheesy
grin
MrBully:
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And you think I'd waste my time reading your long and meaningless, copy-and-paste epistle? HAHAHAHAHA! You guessed wrong! This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and seeing this load of craps I have to say they succeeded. grin No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be. Yours was a natural birth; you came from a human being.You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives you displeasure. You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to. At your speed you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
If you ever tax my brain, it don't charge more than a penny. grin grin grin I'm an outrageously demented dingleberry and a malodorous dull-witted aberration of nature. Gaylord! HAHAHAHA! cheesy cheesy
Chaiii! E don Pain am Die! I know who you are! The confused chimpanzee does no know how to comeback from the grave! See the pig trying to mask his pain with senseless emojis? Sorry oh! Bloody FOOL! Now take your unending poverty, dumb mentions and get away from my lane, you abrasive, impish, cankerworm! Lmfao!

Family › Re: Signs That Your Child Is Being Sexually Abused by funlord(m): 7:53am On Jul 24, 2015
grin Child abuser! Equals 6 feet deep tins 4 my side!
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Took His Son, Yusuf On The Official US Trip – Presidency by funlord(m): 7:44am On Jul 24, 2015
shocked Na wa oh? 4 person 2 travel with him pikin again na SIN! Can't buharis 1 month salary pay 4 a double trip 2 and fro 4 the boy? Abeg the _stupidity of this new opposition is baffling sometimes!
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Humiliated At PH Airport by funlord(m): 7:33am On Jul 24, 2015
MrBully:
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MrBully:
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Quoting me two times with a smiley in between proves I'm a brain-dead mammal from the Ibadan zoos. Demented parasite, i spent my childhood drinking from my mom's vaginal discharge while my drunk, jobless father would rape me in the in the night. Fecal flesh-creeping addict like me who has delusions of adequacy. May thunder from Ogun and Amadioha strike me this instant. Bastard!
Now let me put to bed this son a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "MR _SPERM SIPPING BULLY", that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!" I don't even need to remind other monikers about who or what kind of "_fuckboy" you are! We all know about your abject displays of "asinine, stupidity and antipathy" that you show with all your mentions and posts on every thread you comment on! Suprisingly every word you type is simply an accurate description of YOURSELF, and I'm sure " BULLY and OLODO must be the nicknames you and your _tranny lover use at night when _fucking and sucking each other off in ecstasy at your permanent _faggots abode located under the oshodi expressway bridge! forgetting that no one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant"! Due to your unstable and bi-polar state of mind, its not suprising why all your posts are filled with abject foolishness but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "gay _cocks", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little ape" into a "DIRTY, DYSLEXIC, SCUZZY, COWARDLY, ASEXUAL, ABSTEMIOUS YOB!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity! I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."
Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BOY who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a brother like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago!
Anyway let me christen you as I christen all newly reformed _fools that have been blessed by my special brand of "wu theraphy"! As from now on you are ordered to report to any thread whenever I "cc the following new title which you have earned and deserve" :
"MR IBU BULLY a.k.a LUCIFERS _COCK MUNCHER!"
This is your NEW and ONLY moniker! So I also hope the viewing public takes note so that they know how to relate to a _wanker like you from today henceforth! So how do you feel now ro-beast? Have you enjoyed how "I have publicly pulverized your bones and turned them into liquid milk? Or have you enjoyed having me use your true life story to visually slap you across that monstrosity you refer to as a face with a force similar to that of my 12 gauge shotguns bullets when it penetrates your decaying and virus ridden corpse?" Good! At least now you know your rightful place in life is "bowing and cowering in fear close to my kneecaps"! Whether by force or of your own will you "little _bitch"! Let this merciless assault marinate in that your lame brain so that it may spark your sparse intelligence into life! Because sadly, You were born with a big handicap, and that is your BRAIN and you and I both know that If your IQ was any lower you would trip over it constantly! "Now kindly _FUCK OFF and GET LOST, you _stupid, inconsequential, vapid, disease ridden, _shit stabbing, sewer dwelling, muck raking, bottom feeding bloody nincompoop"! Your younger sisters _vagina seriously needs my attention! Swerve..............................................This way!

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