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Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Poses With Corpse Of Boko Haram Fighter by funlord(m): 6:46pm On Jul 28, 2015
grin Very beautiful picture! If na me I 4 still behead the goat come put him head 4 the mouth of my gun before striking a pose! Correct guy!
Politics › Re: President Barrack Obama Speaks To The African Leaders Who Refuse To Leave Power by funlord(m): 6:41pm On Jul 28, 2015
grin Will dey Listen?
Politics › Re: Falana: Buhari Under Pressure To Protect Cabal, Business Class' by funlord(m): 7:43am On Jul 28, 2015
grin
This naija sef na wa! If its not protection of cabal, na cult, or elite, or loot, or girlfriends, or native doctors, or files! Even nairaland get protection seeker sef! Like say na middle earth from lord of the rings we dey live inside!
Politics › Re: President Plans To Name Oil Thieves by funlord(m): 6:33am On Jul 28, 2015
.[/quote]grin
ajani1978:
Point of correction. Don't say or write (We) rival to yourself only.
Little boy! The only thing that rises up whenever I read the mentions of attention seeking cretins like yours on my posts is my middle finger! Now kindly do the needful and _fuck off!
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Marry A Female Doctor by funlord(m): 6:27am On Jul 28, 2015
grin See as this man jus wake up begin type nonsense this early tuesday morning? MTN I blame thee!
Family › Re: My Husband Want Anal Sex, What Should I Do? by funlord(m): 6:13am On Jul 28, 2015
grin Give it 2 him raw, but also demand he also licks it deep 4 you anytime he wants 2 penetrate your lower intestines! Anal sex feels good 4 men but is extremely sweet 4 women and even leads 2 orgasms most of the time! But make sure he gives you a rim job as his penalty! Don't be shy give it a try! If not AMINA, OBIAGELI and KUBURAT would gladly oblige him and you know what the consequences of dia involvement can lead 2? But wait oh? This op na man sha! Abeg 14 yrs no be am oh!
Politics › Re: President Plans To Name Oil Thieves by funlord(m): 6:05am On Jul 28, 2015
grin We don't want dia names! We only want 2 know how much they stole, how much they returned, how long they are going 2 jail 4 and we also want 2 watch dia live trials and sentencing on our tvs! These names of noisemakers style no dey rain again abeg!
Politics › Re: No Compromised Nigerian Will Make Ministerial List – PMB by funlord(m): 6:00am On Jul 28, 2015
grin Give most positions 2 us the youth! We have not been compromised rather we have only been victimised! We also want 2 write our names in gold and finally take our destiny into our own hands! Expired and old politicians have always failed naija, so be brave and make a radical shift! After all most of una bin start 2 dey run things in una 20's and 30's!
Politics › Re: Forgery Scandal: Lawan Group Heads For Court Again by funlord(m): 5:52am On Jul 28, 2015
grin Even primary school students are not as quarrelsome as these confused set of men and women! APC is beginning 2 look and sound like an ALL PALAVER CONGRESS 2 me! Na wa oh! See representing!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:52pm On Jul 27, 2015
whitewitch:
Funlord or fvcklord ure hapi dat d post has been hidden.
Stop barking! You sound a lot like your mother! You Disgusting piece of garbage!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:49pm On Jul 27, 2015
[/quote]angry
whitewitch:
crackhead funlord
/quote] angry
whitewitch:
crackhead funlord
Come! Now read very carefully you this demented, confused, scuzzy, pathetic and cursed stain of _shit on the earth called whitewitch! You have been mentioning my moniker 4 no justifiable reason 4 the past week, and I have decided 2 ignore you because 1st and foremost you are nothing but a hare brained quisling! Secondly you are a deluded, poverty stricken church rat who can not even afford 2 buy my attention even with your s.o.s airtime funds! Thirdly you lack any sort of home training or respect which is not suprising seeing that you grew up under the tutelage of an ebola infected prostitute and an abia state okada rider whom you sadly refer 2 as mom and dad! I know the fact that your childhood was riddled with kwashiokor, jaundice, dysentry, rickets, leprosy, polio and a host of other 3rd world afflictions has caused your brain 2 congeal with mucus and your physical self 2 now develop into a sort of sub human albino dimwit who can't differentiate his left from right, or right from wrong! You are a desperate feel among candidate, a relentless sociopath and a future permanent resident of a maiduguri asylum! You look as if a pig and an elephant got married, and you are their offspring. There are angels still on suspension 4 creating the complete and utter disaster called YOU! You're so slow that even autistic kids dont want to hang out with you, my candid advice 2 you is this, stop trying 2 engage me because I even value the noise created by a mosquito more than your mentions, your deformed arms are 2 short 4 you 2 spar with a Lord like me, your wits are not even on par with those of a common housefly so even chatting with you would be an anomaly! You are literally 2 _stupid, deluded and _retarded 2 understand the sort of legible texts that my keystrokes can conjure, so I think you should waste your mb on your fellow association of gay, sad sacked, _idiot squad members similar 2 yourself.
You are condemned 2 remain in awe of me forever in this life and the next so I can understand your infatuation with my moniker! Unfortunately its not proper 2 associate with those @ your end of the totem pole so please let this be your 1st and last response as regards anything regarding your lord! Now please kindly swerve off my lane and take the oba of lagos's advice 2 your biafra oriented kind and deposit yourself in the lagos lagoon! You were born in order 2 become fish food anyway so you are living on borrowed time! Now kindly GET LOST!!! Hopelss demagogue!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:11pm On Jul 27, 2015
mikeywise:
What do u mean by a chelsea reject, is Mata not a chelsea reject?
grin
mikeywise:
What do u mean by a chelsea reject, is Mata not a chelsea reject?
Abeg mata pass lukaku! United can NEVER buy him sef! So no need 2 worry! Lmfao!
Romance › Re: Why! Why!! Why!!! by funlord(m): 4:52pm On Jul 27, 2015
ggrin:
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grin
ggrin:
[color=#indigo]they see us with different guys they tagged us oloshoundecided

We see them with different girls they tagged themselves playerundecided

Why?angryangryangry [/color]
What kind of _stupid thread have you created this evening?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 4:49pm On Jul 27, 2015
post=36327369]Man united's secret striker may have been revealed


Depay uploaded a picture of him and lukaku in it with the inscription "see you soon" written beneath it


Man united do not face Everton until October 17, Netherlands and Belgium do not have any friendly match


Could lukaku be the secret striker?
[/quote]What kind of Question is this? A chelsea reject? An everton striker? Does he look creative or skillful 2 you?
Family › Re: Marriage Tips: Before You Say ("I Do") Sum Questions You Ought To Ask Ur Partner by funlord(m): 4:43pm On Jul 27, 2015
grin Garbage! Expect the unexpected that's the way life works!
Family › Re: Please Advice Heartache Over Husband Attitude by funlord(m): 4:40pm On Jul 27, 2015
grin This family section and drama sef! See these ones on top me even while giving advice dem wan fight! Na wa oh!
Celebrities › Re: Photos : See What 2face Wife Did To Her Hair, You Like ? by funlord(m): 2:41pm On Jul 27, 2015
grin @ least she's a natural beauty so she gets a pass! Not like some of the ones wey man dey see 4 nairaland wey go paint face with emulsion paint, carry donkey hair full head come resemble maleficient!
Celebrities › Re: Mocheddah Looking Gorgeous In New Photo. [watch Her New Video] by funlord(m): 2:37pm On Jul 27, 2015
shocked Them NOSTRILS tho........?
Celebrities › Re: 5 Reasons Why Guys Who Cook Are Better In Bed by funlord(m): 2:35pm On Jul 27, 2015
grin Nonsense! Even though I can cook and Lexington steele can't even fry egg, I'm sure he will still out_fuck me in a porn competition!
Romance › Re: Is It Cool To Borrow Money From Your Galfriend? by funlord(m): 2:30pm On Jul 27, 2015
grin Sufferman question plus thread! Peace!
Romance › Re: Ladies, 5 Rare Types Of Guys You'd Be Lucky To Meet by funlord(m): 2:27pm On Jul 27, 2015
cool As a Boss I consistently roll like number 2! No time 4 extra time in my circumference! Big girls will catch my drift while little twunts won't!
Romance › Re: Ladies With Bad Breathe by funlord(m): 2:12pm On Jul 27, 2015
grin Sister! I'm deaf! Chaiii!

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