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Op dis your thread fit cause make pix of "the precious sisters" come appear for daytime oh! Nightmare mode activated! :' |
jacksparrow1207: ![]() jacksparrow1207:....LMFAO! |
This dundee of an op needs a job asap! Abeg buhari should come and help some of our youth with employment! Devils workshop don full! Gtfoh! |
Dis op sef! na colonial era u gow up? Or u no get phone? Whatever happened 2 calling her before hand and telling her to come over 4 to your pad 4 a nice meal,strong wine followed by sum 1st class "lickery" and topped off wit sum hot rounds of "rogering"? Who get time for dis ancient observations? Abeg todays women are not on such a long tin! Unless na JS1 honeys u dey razzle! |
I wonder how any of these observations have put any money into any of your pockets Ffs? Social media is what it is! get used to it and quit the sanctimonious crap! |
This babygay4ever is a nincompoop! Being gay makes you special? Stop displaying your abject stupidity 4 the world 2 see! If U are all so special then why are most homos or lesbians always "hiding" the fact that they are "gay" until they usually get exposed or disgraced into coming out of their gay closets! Or is being "special" something to be ashamed of? And to think your parents wasted 18 plus years of their hard earned money thinking they were educating U! STFU Kwot! |
@torpedodaezy! If and girl and a guy just met and want 2 have a fling, sometimes there is no cash transaction involved! Sum girls just want 2 have a good time just like the guys becuz dey both find each other attractive, no need to define any long thing! So if u want 2 charge any guy for sum action be prepared to be treated like a prostitute, cuz that's what prostitutes do! |
@ shadowgwalker u sef no try! U and your nigga neva hear of one invention called condom? Grow up abeg! U no be smally again! Meanwhile that range matter we fit discuss the deal cuz we dey the same town! |
Dis 2 babies quarelling on easter day shud contribute or give chance abeg! |
@ op! Maybe if u want the type of wife dat will use plenty data and MB to feed your children? Then I believe u will get enuff of them on NL! |
The other omoge sleeping in my room won't allow her drunk ass to crash with us! So na parlour the high madam go gats to go represent! |
Thick honeys have the wettest coochies sef! Dats the way the real niggas like it! Give us thick( in amistads voice)! |
After lashing her @ least 5 times! Then u can begin 2 make it rain! |
Dunce! U think say na only u the smally dey fire? See as 17 year old take your balls do afternoon lesson u ma come dey twerk wit fear like miley cyrus! My guy calm down, the smally na sexpert we just help u murder agro briefly! U must have looked desperate to her! Lmfao! |
These points don't matter when the lights have been turned down low and the wine bottle is empty o.p! Leave these tips 4 their stylists abeg! Bring on the thick hoochies! |
@wtfcode u no well! Goons don blaze around the globe oh! Na wetin I cum discover be dat! Put ya lighters up if u feel me! Lol |
Na 2 start to dey kiss medusa straight up! Tongue action activated cuz no dulling! Na today! |
I would love to date a jewish chick! They can't be too different from all the other white honeys I've been with! Shalom! |
If she knows your pockets are full or yur paying the slut u don't have to do any of the above! U can just bust a nut and bounce #truthoflife! |
Naija babes and scam sef? How does the guy also know if" U"also have good intentions? But @ least he is still trying 2 get 2 know u! If u have not realised that in life only the "risk takers eventually hit d jackpot", then maybe u should just go and register to become a nun! Lol! |
Good Weed makes u more brilliant, yur awareness gets sharper, it makes food tastier, yur music sounds clearer, your alcohol gets u higher, sex feels better? What's not to like? Fire up baby! |
big girls? By dia LEVELS u shall no them! Op na by your observations na him we dey take seperate "gbovo from aje"! |
Refusing requests for a 3some! After all the my side chicks are already familiar wit yur property!!! |
Send me her contacts, I will help in rehabilitating her and u shall become a distant and bad memory to the b***h! |
Much Intercourse, clubbing, chilling with her and my squad and shopping together! In that order! |
Representing July 2nd! Day of the Bosses! |
Okay francistony! In that case do some more growing up and experience more out of this funny journey we all call life before U come and start making contributions on topics u know next to nothing about! Don't take it as a diss but as a bit of elderly advice? After all u live and u learn! |
Mr francistony? After reading yur posts U even sound as if u were raised by 2 men so I'm not shocked! You have already been exposed as a "woman wrapper clad know nothing member of this forum" by the other members who u tried and failed to join issues with! U can choose to follow lezbos like "missclasshit" on twitter so that u can all plan for your future existence on a planet of "homosexual utopian" ideals! As 4 me I don't do religious or moral issues or have the time show U how your parents wasted immense funds for 22 years thinking they were "educating" U! The truth remains thus...IF U ARE GAY OR SUPPORT THEIR SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR, U ARE MENTALLY UNWELL! Now park well! |
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big girls? By dia LEVELS u shall no them! Op na by your observations na him we dey take seperate "gbovo from aje"!
Representing July 2nd! Day of the Bosses!