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Godvilla:
[color=olive]Lo and behold u fell in my trap
U actually think i dnt knw? iv studied u 4 a very long and i know how to arouse the kidult in u and ur numerous anonymous minikers!
I still have ur results in my stables, just waiting 4 the appropiate time to dish out the sour food uv been preserving 4 pitiable self.[/color]

richidinho:
Take on Rokiatu

She has a lot to tell us

Darkrebel666:
~ You are the one that needs to Grow up mmoron if you think sneaking and monitoring your partners that you ain't even married to yet is a priority... I don't blame you..


I have the smartest girl in the world as a girlfriend and she's not sstupid enough to have sex without using a condom....
There's a huge difference between having sex just to ease yourself of tension(prolly cos you ain't had it in a long time)...and there's also intimate sex you have with someone you love..

what do you know? Blockhead

redhook:
.....Bros! answer the question and stop getting frustrated or morally upright because you have been caught out by your own "warped logic"? If it is so natural, why has nature not made it possible for "gay sex" to lead to the creation of life? If you have no point to make or no experience to draw from next time, don't come and display your ignorance on a public forum! There are sages that would expose your quack theories so try and be careful in the future!

Darkrebel666:
~ I don't care if my girl is cheating...
She doesn't care either.... its not like we are even married yet...main point is we love each other..If I'm not around to satisfy her sexual urges and she seeks someone else, then that's fine. As long as She did it with no strings attached and I don't get to find out.. No time to start stressing our young selves over trivial and unimportant issues instead of making money..

redhook:
As the great soul singer sam cooke once sang.
"Change must come"! This is especially true
when it comes to relationships! they must
begin and they must end! We all fall in and out
of love but the sign of true maturity and
respect comes from the manner in which we
LET GO( or leggo if na timaya)! This is why I
came up with this list to show everyone what
they should never do when its time to pull the
trigger on a relationship or on former loved
ones! It makes no sense going from friends to
enemies for life over simply being courteous!


1: WHILE HIGH > be brave enough to approach the situation with all your faculties intact! No need to drink half a carton of beer or smoke 5 wraps of chronic just because you want to gain the courage to be able to finally let your lover know that its the end of the road! Their is also a potential for violence if you choose to follow this path so don't go and turn a simple breaking up meeting into a murder case! Do it while SANE!

2: THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA > when you both started lashing where was twitter? NL? Facbook? What's app? Nowhere to be found I guess! So how come know you need the assistance of emojis and Iphones to get your message across? Don't be a coward, man/woman up and tell your partner what is what straight to their face! It may be more painful but it will save you both a lot less embarrassment when you next meet each other unexpectedly as opposed to the other option!


3: BY A 3RD PARTY > is your brother now a bouncer? Or has your best friend now become your secretary? Anyway only a foolish freind would assist anyone in giving such a sad message on behalf of their partners because the animosity would also be transferred to them due to their loyalty and the shame would be divided equally! As I always tell my friends., " since I was not there when you guys where joining together every night,why should I now play a part in putting you guys asunder?"

4: IN PUBLIC > how on earth does crying into your food, or airing your stinking laundry at a club in public help both parties? Why would you go out on a date and then break up while on it? This is wrong on so many levels so NO TRY AM! Break ups should be done in private unless you both one to become a reference point or the source of everlasting gossip for your friends for ever!

5: BY COWARDICE > what are you dodging from? You suddenly turn to batman or catwoman any time your partners calls come in, or tweets or bbms? You start coming home at ungodly hours of the night just because you want to avoid meeting this person and trashing the matter out? Any place you go to the 1st thing you ask is whether he or she is coming? Grow up and get it over with or just go and join the SS and start getting paid for living in the shadows at least!

6: BY PROVOCATION > every question leads to an argument, every occasion is now an opportunity for you both to embarrass each other, no more effort put into sex with each other? even your friends suddenly hate being around both of you! You both become toxic all the while hoping that one of the parties will get the message and bounce? If frustration does not kill you both then the relationship will! END IT 1 TIME!


7: BY CHEATING > so you are hoping that when you get caught cheating by your partner this will ginger them to want to end the relationship? And what does that do to your REP in the future? If you want him or her to forever refer to you as that "cheating bastard" to all your friends, then this option is for you, but remember you can never tell where in the world you and an ex may collide! Always be the bigger personality and end things on a clean slate! You can start cheating as from that night cause at least they now know wetin dey!

9: OVER EXPLANATION > are you breaking up or explaining a university thesis to them? Do you have to go through every little offence you were both guilty of throughout the years! By the way what the hell does "baby its not you its me mean?" Don't use stupid catch phrases and proverbs just give it to them RAW like a boss or bossette and bounce!

10:AFTER SEX > Lol! Do I even need to explain this one to you people? What if she's an expert? What if you find him to be a pathetic lover? What do you guys expect to hear from each other when the discussion begins? This can either work as a trap or lead to a nuclear showdown and given all the oranges, shafts and eggs that may be exposed to career ending damage, its better to do it with clothes on! Abeg oh!
PEACE!

redhook:
I have dated quite a few young women (smallies) in my time but recently I have found myself thinking of focusing on more matured chicks in order 2 get more out of a relationship other than sex and parties! I made a list of the good and bad based on my experiences and those of my crew for 2 reasons, 1st to see if anyone else agrees with my analogy and secondly 2 act as a guide 4 those guys who have fallen into the trap of chasing smallies without realising the dangers ahead of them! Take a peek!

THE GOOD >

1. Younger women typically want a man with
maturity, experience, and is done with playing
immature games. Obviously, this is not a man who belongs to her age group so if u are older its a plus 4 u!

2. Younger women are more adventurous and have more of a zest 4 life! Whether in trying new things, dress sense and sexually, they tend to get more of a thrill out of experimenting wit such tins as compared to older women. So if u like the unexpected, you’ll surely have fun dating younger babes!

3. Younger women are often flexible and can easily adapt to changes. They can get accustomed to your lifestyle and whatever that entails because they have fewer ties to prevent them from devoting majority of their time 2 you, like careers, family, or children.

THE BAD AND THE UGLY >

1. Wisdom and maturity in women are qualities that come with age. They cannot develop overnight no matter how you force it. And you cannot act wise or mature unless you really are. If you try to fake it, it will eventually surface as a facade. Most men find these traits admirable and sexy in a woman. Unfortunately, younger women often don’t have them yet so u should be ready 2 argue about or deal with a lot of senseless drama!


2. Younger women tend to demand more of your time and energy. They are more insecure
compared to older women and can be very
"suspicious and jealous". Probably because they have not attained their "self-actualisation" needs yet compared to the more established older women so their insecurities over your presence at all times should be expected!


3. Younger women are sometimes not ready for a serious relationship yet, If that’s what you’re Looking for at this stage in your life, you probably wouldn’t like to deal with their fickle attitudes or lack of emotional maturity as regards to relationships! its all fun and games 2 them!


4. Sad to say, some younger women are just
searching for father figures or a "sugar daddy" to buy everything they wish for. If the idea of being used by someone purely for your money makes U sick to your stomach, be careful when dating younger women. You might not only lose your wallet, but even your own self-respect cause at that stage in their lives they measure love by gifts and money, so its easy 4 them 2 fall 4 the highest bidder!

5. Younger woman r more prone 2 violent confrontations! At the ages from 15 to 24, most babes are still developing physically a well as mentally so it takes some time 2 grow out of dis confrontational stage, which is why girl fights r so common in universities or high schools, and as a result younger babes have no problems wit engaging in violence as a means of resolving disputes, so if u have a younger babe she may result 2 physically assaulting u during quarrels and thinking dat its a way of showing her love 4 u!


6. Sexual inexperience is another down side, Most younger babes look good but are mostly stale in bed due 2 limited sexual experiences and also since they have been smashing inexperienced boys also! So u may find yourself acting as a lecturer in d bedroom most of the time with younger chicks!

Feel free 2 join in the debate or add 2 it!

redhook:
.....madam! Based on your analogy if everyone on NL stopped quoting on misleading hypothesis like yours on threads, then mr seun may have to shut down this platform which would be of no benefit to him! I don't want to be in your head, nor do I want to know you! So let's get that straight! You quote people too(as you did on missclassys post) so that is another moot point by you! I can't add value to someone who still has a lot to learn about what the values of life are so experience will tutor you in that regard! As for what you said I was "trying to do",I know for a fact that I have never met nor expressed any desire to know you so maybe you must be mistaking me for some of these other chaps who desire to become the object of your affection on NL! Too bad, that's not my style! I don't need or desire "digital friends", whether male/female on NL, I've got enough REAL ones! These are the facts my dear, DEAL with it! Cheers!

redhook:
......who be dis nitwit? will U take your rent boy stupidity to 1 of your sperm drinking partners mentions? Run along and gtfoh!

missclasssy:
See who wants to take someone to chinese restaurant.

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Dreamer

Nneka123:
What will I do?

I will start by telling him to take off the sheets and bed

Then the rest of the day, he does everything I say.

His secret is safe with me

redhook:
.....take this your suggestion and post it on every thread ever created on nairaland! Since you have so much time on your hands Mrs soyinka!

SleekyP:

fck or pass!

SleekyP:
toasting in 2015

LewisO:
[color=#000033]When will u stop thinking like a 13yrs of child?

If i say 70% that doesn't mean am against them, the 30% knows themselves, stop forming sarcasm here, even the guys understood what i mean.

And let that be last time u equate my point silly just because u don't deduce to it. That's just the truth. [/color]



[color=#000033]Stop deceiving yourself, a smart won't call him/herself smart, why can't you wait for people to call u Smart before rewarding yourself stüpidly?

I haven't seen any smartness in u, and u still have to prove to everyone. [/color]


[color=#000033]Is this a threat?

For u to have typed this, that means u are down ⬇ to the bottom of iQ.

If u want to quote to hit against my post u have to make a point but unfortunately u are just pointless for my likings. [/color]

Orijin101:
- they upload someone's else pix to decieve us thinking we guys are fools, meet them in real life and you will realize they are nothing but iguanas. May thunder begin to strike all the ladies using fake DPs to decieve us

-they say dry jokes and some stvpid mumu guyz will start liking the post and quoting them with "lmao" or "lwkmd" jez like what a brickheaded guy did today to one of rokia.tu's comment, she commented something like "" and the dunce quoted her with "lwkm" stvpid guy

-they create attention seeking threads and some dvmb mods will move it to the headquarter with immediate effect.

-they come over here to form virgin Mary for us while their morrafvckin kitty-cats is already a clammy stinky sperm deposited one, if you ever claim virgin for us here again while you are not, may ogun turn you to a transgender human being

-they upload their smelly padded rough asses for us to see and some lowlife horrny _voyeur dudes will keep on opening threads about them, the thunder that will strike those guyz is still dancing sekem in hell fire

-they claim they don't like d!cks while their already expanded pvssies is ready to take in 25d!cks at a time, even a fully grown man's head e.g (kingtom's head as big as it is) can enter their pvssies without stress

-they come here to form holy holy but meet them in real life, they will lash your d!ck till it bends even on a 1st date, awon oloriburuku eda

-they come here to broadcast how guys mail them but the main truth about them is that a guy has never approahed them in real or even online, they are only flabbergasted coz that the 1st time a guy sent them PM, _foolish girls

-they come here to run after and confesses their love to already successful guy over here, don't go and stick to that brother vulcanizer that has been asking you out for years now, you never suffer at all, this is jez the beginning!!!

keep calm and ignore NL chics

Vickybee:
Dumb post. You musn't comment.

The dude is gay not a paedophile.

With your pepper soup logic, it's safe to say that you might lash your female child/teenager one day?.