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Politics › Re: People Kneel Down For Senator Rafiu (Photos) by Funlordjnr: 8:47am On Sep 14, 2016
Yorubas and prostrating and begging sef?

Diya? Illorin sallah ram seekers? Tafa balogun? Professor odekunle?

Wetin dey worry una? Which kind culture be dis? Abeg stand up jare......
Politics › Re: Senate Will Hold Adeosun, Udoma, Others Accountable – Saraki by Funlordjnr: 8:37am On Sep 14, 2016
angry


Is it that corrupt and senseless senate lead by this long time crook that wants to hold anyone accountable for incompetence?



See akara frying pan trying to laff at the burn marks on a teapot!



Shut the _fuck up saraks!
Politics › Re: UN Says Nigeria Should Get Ready For Higher Prices by Funlordjnr: 8:33am On Sep 14, 2016
grin


Let's go there! No be today we don start "suffering and smiling-ocracy"!

No shaking!
Politics › Re: Where Is Ahmad Salkida? by Funlordjnr: 8:31am On Sep 14, 2016
undecided
No be house him dey?
Politics › Re: Why Jonathan Visited Babangida, Abdulsalami by Funlordjnr: 7:10am On Sep 14, 2016
Jonathan:" awon generals I hail una! Abeg una fit help me with this my otondo of a wife's looting case? The way magu dey take reject my calls sef fear me! Abeg dis embarrassment don pass be careful"



Abdulsalami! "Kai! Joe that one go hard oh! You know say pmb don warn all man to steer clear of dis him corruption fight and I no want make my name enter their hand maybe ibro fit do something as per biggest boy! Ibro ya ne?



Ibb: "MBA"...........
Romance › Re: Who Is Your First Friend On Nairaland,just Mention His/her And Say Thank You. by Funlordjnr: 6:00pm On Sep 13, 2016
ejitemi1:
sorry do i know u?
Sorry ejitemil! I saw your post on my mention but I can't receive pm's!


Give me a mention when you come online so that we can discuss further! Shalom........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 2:04pm On Sep 13, 2016
grin


Abeg who wan laugh this sallah afternoon? Then head this way!


www.nairaland.com/2536003/asewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/477



**Munches ram**
Politics › Re: 7 Mistakes With President Buhari's 'change Begins With Me' Campaign by Funlordjnr: 11:08am On Sep 12, 2016
Change begins with them abeg!
Politics › Re: Buhari's Economic Adviser Suggests Nigerians Should Offer Govt. Their Wealth by Funlordjnr: 11:05am On Sep 12, 2016
angry

He should have said LOOT not WEALTH!
Politics › Re: Prostitution: Women Demand Apology From Betty Obaseki by Funlordjnr: 11:03am On Sep 12, 2016
grin

But wetin the woman talk na true abi na lie?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 7:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
grin
elampiro:
Funlordjnr

Do you know that the freekick taken by Rooney from which we scored after City keeper dropped it, is one of those 23 items counted as possession lost by Rooney?
grin grin grin


If I say you no know ball, you no go agree.

That journalist wey write that article na Ekwe Sample. He wan sell paper because Rooney matter must sell. Those who didn't watch the match would start hating Rooney for nothing.
Dem don tell me say you no go ever gree so no wahala! Your guy cup don full finish! Make we dey look.....loverboy......lol!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 2:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
elampiro:
Funlord

If set plays and crossing from the wings are used as part of possession lost calculation, then Ozil and Silva would have the highest possession lost for their teams.

If you want to calculate possession lost, look at:

1. Dispossessed
2. Pass accuracy stat


Rooney had 80% pass accuracy which was the 3rd highest in the team, and 2nd among the players that ended the game. Only Valencia had higher pass accuracy among the players that finished the game.

Rooney had only 3 disposesion in the whole 90 minutes. He had zero unsuccessful touch. But Mkhitaryan had 3 dispossession and another 3 unsuccessful touch in just 45 minutes despite playing in the wing.
Elamps there is a reason we have a saying in politics called "damned lies and statistics"....those your stats are under the bridge stats!



Stop trying to use semantics to try and bring other non essential factors or players into this small point! We all watched the match, friends and foes alike!



HE LOST POSSESSION 23 TIMES YESTERDAY? That is a fact! If I even go into how many times he has lost possession this season then na cry go get you! I know you love rooney but don't be blinded by your love for him be objective! Sarah winterburn is a well known. Highly respected premier soccer analyst and editor, why na you we wan come dey listen to na?





You nor know rooney!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 12:50pm On Sep 11, 2016
elampiro:



Rooney's decision making and final balls are still the best in the team.


AN HONEST ASSESSMENT:


"At this point we are duty-bound to praise
Rooney for ‘trying to make things happen’.
Which basically means "tearing around, chasing
balls, flying into tackles for which he really
should have been booked sooner, attempting to start a fight with Guardiola, taking all the set-pieces and appealing every time the ball hits an opposition player on any part of his body in the box."



"By the end of the game he had lost possession more times than anybody else on the pitch (23), which – granted – only happens when you are ‘trying to make things happen’. But for real influence, check out De Bruyne, nominally playing in the same position as Rooney at the opening whistle but making a lot less noise while having a lot more impact."





Sarah winterburn...www.football365.com


She's british, a respected soccer analyst and editor for one of the u.k's best soccer websites? Has worked extensively with media outlets such as sky, daily mail, daily mirror!


Elamps keep quiet abeg!
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Must Explain How She Earned Billions – Sagay by Funlordjnr: 12:32pm On Sep 11, 2016
undecided


Who ask am sef?
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Must Explain How She Earned Billions – Sagay by Funlordjnr: 12:28pm On Sep 11, 2016
lipsrsealed



1: strolls into thread......


2: reads article.....


3: checks source before commenting.....


4: takes off .......
Politics › Re: APC Chief Persuades President Buhari To Probe Patience Jonathan by Funlordjnr: 12:25pm On Sep 11, 2016
undecided
SAMMYLIGHT01:
Buhari Chief ahead again!!!

http://www.ameboguy.com/2016/09/apc-chief-persuades-president-buhari-to.html
Abeg dis ya source! Na from "oshodi under flyover" you bring am come?
Politics › Re: Breaking: Aba Residents Paint Biafra All Over The Streets by Funlordjnr: 12:20pm On Sep 11, 2016
huh
Noblecx:
That name that sends hot fluid down the spine of some born haters...
Hello sir! I'm a representative of the NCA of nairaland (ipob and general tribal e-war monitoring division), and we have a policy of not allowing jabs or shots to be stylishly fired by our forum members without them clarifying the intended messages in their posts so that the messages or shots actually reach the targeted audience!




In doing so, are we to infer that the "spines of these born haters" that get affected at the mere mention of this name you are referring to above must be those that belong to "the afonja crew?"
Politics › Re: Omojuwa How Market? by Funlordjnr: 12:07pm On Sep 11, 2016
undecided

Who the _fuck is omojuwa?

Secondly why is this ape like moniker so pained by him or it?

Thirdly who even cares about their pique?
Politics › Re: Man Of God Curses Corrupt Politicians, Their Children And Grand Children by Funlordjnr: 12:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
grin

Even god don tire for nigerians complaints! Him no send again........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 10:16am On Sep 11, 2016
angry


That "lingaard experiment" should officially have ended yesterday!



Its better we let "martial"( wonder why he was even on the bench after scoring for france?) or even "depay" try to play their way back into form! Lingaard is "sub material"!
Crime › Re: Is It Necessary I Report This Rape Incident I Witnessed? by Funlordjnr: 9:25am On Sep 11, 2016
grin

"Game of rape season 1!"



Why did the o.p deactivate sef?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 1:21am On Sep 11, 2016
cool SYNOPSIS!



Men that peps 4- 1- 5 attacking formation was risky but not bad!



But at the end of the day "daley blind" also let us down for the 2 goals! City deserved to win though, they were excellent in the 1st half!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Sister Shares Her Ordeal With Soldiers At Kuje Prison by Funlordjnr: 12:16pm On Sep 10, 2016
undecided
BeeBeeOoh:
Let's start with this:



[size=20pt]Please What Is A Nation??[/size]
Does that matter? Must we engage in semantics just because you support ipob? Or have you never heard nigeria being referred to as a nation before?


Why all this sudden love for "dictionary definitions" all because you want to be seen to be winning an online debate? Anyway you are going NOWHERE by fire by force! Deal with it my fellow NIGERIAN NATION MEMBER!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Sister Shares Her Ordeal With Soldiers At Kuje Prison by Funlordjnr: 12:02pm On Sep 10, 2016
evilapc:
You hate ipob, yet you are doing everything to keep living with them in the same country. ..who is fooling who...stop deceiving yourselves. ..you are nothing without ipob in Nigeria
You obviously can't read! And yes I hate anybody or anything(ipob) that would deny me the opportunity to interact, trade with, socialise or fraternise with my many igbo friends or partners all due to some selfish peoples ideologies!



If e pain you na you sabi! What I eat should not make you _shit! _Fuck kanu and what he stands for, many reasonable igbo people also agree with me, too bad you are not one of them, But its your life enjoy it the way you want!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Sister Shares Her Ordeal With Soldiers At Kuje Prison by Funlordjnr: 11:15am On Sep 10, 2016
cheesy



Ipob family lies! And no one still cares.......


Let your brother keep roasting like corn, sensible igbos are helping the rest of us in trying to move the nation forward instead of being senseless for a living!

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