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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 3:48pm On Sep 19, 2016
lipsrsealed


www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3397162/Marouane-Fellaini-Manchester-United-s-unlucky-mascot-unbeaten-without-relegation-form-plays.html


Even under van gaal this article came out?

So Diademk07 how come he was such a performer with such an abysmal tally with him in the side!
Politics › Re: "Aisha Buhari Wearing N8m Chopard Diamond Wristwatch" - TheSignal Says by Funlordjnr:
Bujumbura:
Can you imagine how you are glorifying a Thief. What business does that thief do that she can afford such Watch
Please change this your poverty stricken way of reasoning! Because you and I may not be able to afford such a watch or be gifted such expensive items is no reason to become a green eyed hater!



Her husband declared assets of over N300m what is there if he buys his wife an N8m watch? So she is now a thief even as a presidents wife? So every business woman, chick, wife or politician in nigeria that owns one is also a thief by your logic! See your life? All because you want to wail! Sanu.........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 3:29pm On Sep 19, 2016
landinfo:
U are very funny indeeeed!!!!
After supporting Mou & his decisions & saying UTD would come out goood this season, ur soln con dey show another season (& not this seaso) meaning that u sef no truss Mou 4 this season xcept ur listed players that UTD "may" not be sure of getting
Ogbeni read my initial and follow up posts! I AM FULLY BEHIND MOURINHO AND MY TEAM! I don't jump ship! As the discussion progressed player suggestions began to emanate from other members and I only stated the sort of players who I PERSONALLY feel should be added maybe by january or at the end of the season to continually improve UNITED and help us probably step up in the champions league provided we qualify for it!



Is that now a crime because we have lost 3 straight games?
Politics › Re: IPOB Declares Sept. 23 Sit-at-home Day by Funlordjnr: 3:18pm On Sep 19, 2016
grin


They actually meant "a special sit at home day in kuje for their royal rhesus monkey called kanu"!



Better igbo men and women go dey market or office that day!
Politics › Re: EFCC Traces Properties To Dudafa (Lagos & Bayelsa Properties) by Funlordjnr: 3:15pm On Sep 19, 2016
grin


What do you expect when you allow a bunch of local savages from the slums of a wasteland called otueke have access to the presidency?



Lootery, greed and embarassment of course!
Politics › Re: "Aisha Buhari Wearing N8m Chopard Diamond Wristwatch" - TheSignal Says by Funlordjnr: 3:08pm On Sep 19, 2016
grin


See some bitter _twats already condeming the woman over a non issue! 1st these frustrated bonobo monkeys claimed she could not enter the u.s because she is corrupt......now as she don fall in yankee dem don turn to gucci stylists in order to only dey check the price tags of all her kaya! Chai!



Shoe this, watch that, versace headtie, calvin klein toothpick, armani toothpaste? Which kind bad belle be dis na?




Did her husband not declare assets of over N300,000,000? So what's the problem? So other wives of presidents don't wear chopard or carry hermes bags? Even rich teenagers across the world use such items Talk less of a 1st lady!



Abeg make una no allow una suffer head lifestyles and unending painment to cause una to remain eternally foolish!
Politics › Re: We Spent Less Than N20.5m To Treat Buhari’s Ear Infection – Presidency by Funlordjnr: 11:28am On Sep 19, 2016
grin


Abeg ear dey worry me too....I just need £50000 to get better!


Kindly donate all funds to "skye bank account number 0419007666, account name pluto faka williams"...thanks and god bless!





**coughs**
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 11:15am On Sep 19, 2016
huh
Diademk07:
I don't want that Griezzman of a player. He's a good player but a FRAUD, just like Pogba. Everything has to be set just right to bring the best out of him.

He HARDLY CREATES chances yet occupies the role behind another striker while leeching from the striker's hard work in the same way Pogba leeches off the hard work of the other midfielders in the midfield.
"UEFA chief technical officer Ioan Lupescu, who led the panel of technical observers that
named Griezmann as the BEST PLAYER of UEFA Euro 2016, said that "He works hard for his team and possesses technique, vision and quality finishing" and branded him "a threat in every game he played. A quick, modern, and versatile left-footed forward, with an eye for goal."


"Griezmann has been described as a "TEAM PLAYER", and is capable of occupying
several offensive positions in or behind the
main attacking line, due to his technical skills,
ability to drop deep and link-up play between
the forwards and midfielders, or score many
goals with both feet as well as his head: he has
been deployed as a main striker, in a central
role as an attacking midfielder, or as a winger,
on either flank."


"In addition to his ability to BOTH SCORE and CREATE GOALS, he has also been praised for his work rate, attacking movement, positional sense, and ability to interpret the game, which, combined with his pace, mobility and energy, enables him to make effective attacking runs to beat the defensive line. He is also accurate from penalties and set-pieces."


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Griezmann



I won't even bother with his club statistics, But to you na fraud him be abi? With this your love for the term fraud you suppose just go join efcc!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 11:03am On Sep 19, 2016
AdisaOwala:
What happens this season??

It's rather unfortunate that we spent so much money to address a problem, only for us to realise (after 5 games) that we might have to spend some more money (next summer) to address the same problem.
This season is not over by a long shot! I am only looking at alternatives that would make us improve as a team as well as help us compete in the champions league when we qualify! Or even players that can give us a shot in the arm by january just like what "henrik larsoon and vidic" gave us once upon a time!


This season is still on fire.....we are in it!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlordjnr: 10:58am On Sep 19, 2016
grin
Nihilist:
VERSE 1:

If the stupidity you show online also manifests in your life offline, you may end up as an illegal abortionist instead of a medical doctor.


VERSE 2:

The journey of a thousing miles starts with one step. So far you've taken two- deleting your Mourinholic account, and deleting that Christmas picture...hopefully your third step would lead you to a white garment church so that the rest of the idiocy can be flogged out of you.


VERSE 3:

I shudder to think that someone as dumb as you may one day hold injection and stethoscope and claim he's a doctor.
Chalobah is busy flopping like your academic record



VERSE 4:

Like I said to you before, saying Solanke can do it because Iwobi did it as a youth, is like saying bigkesh must be intelligent because he is a Chelsea fan like Nihilist.
I'm the Prodigious talent while you, like Solanke, Izzy Brown, and RLC need more time. In your own case though, if if you had two watches and wore a clock as a pendant, it might not be enough. Sometimes, fate is just cruel to people like you.


VERSE 5:

You may not remember, or maybe you do, but you're just to stupidd to understand..Mate go and buy a cane from that woman on your street, then pay her a bit extra to flog you with it.



VERSE 6;


I don't have to call you slow. Look in the mirror and even your reflection would testify to you. Using some online insult first used about Pogba just cements your reputati on here as thr most uninspired, unintelligent and unoriginal poster on this entire board.


Lil Kesh was smart enough to size his destiny in his own hands, leave olamide, and open his own label. I can only hope that his counterfeit big brother can find just a fraction of that sense in his own life.
Small kesh sorry oh........LMFAO!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 10:42am On Sep 19, 2016
SOLUTIONS:





The only man I feel should be put to play alongside pogba and someone else in a 3 man midfield set up is "marco veratti"...we should do whatever we can to get him next summer!




As for the wings, attack or supporting striker roles we should just break the bank and get "griezmann"....he recently ditched his agent so he would be willing to negotiate a fair deal for himself even in january!



As for central defence, smalling and blind are just not world beaters.....real may prove stubborn but we should try to get "raphael varane"...we chased him the hardest when he was leaving france but real used their normal dagbo to scatter that deal for us and now the guy na warmer! Jose has been trying for him and he is a natural no nonsense defender even though he can still improve!



My 10 bucks.........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 10:31am On Sep 19, 2016
Diademk07:
Which of them can bully Epl teams? Herrera? Morgan? Fellaini? Or Pogba?

Do you know the reason Van Gaal hardly played 2/3 of these players is because they lacked the Midfield basic? Apart from Fellaini whom I think always got into Van gaal line-ups because he's got a GOOD MOVEMENT, AERIAL STRENGTH and SOUND INTELLIGENCE in spite of his limited skills on the ball but there was always Carrick to complement him and compensate for the weakness of Fellaini.


On the other hand, the others are just plain STUPID! Headless chickens with nothing special to offer..
See the words wey person dey use associate with fellaini abeg? Na wa for this nigga....



So to you elbowing people, costing us stupid penalties or fouls close to our box, needless yellow and red cards, suspensions and playing clumsy soccer and losing possession that leads to goals are the hall marks of soccer intelligence? That is what you expect a man united midfielder to bring to midfield?




Fellaini is our WORST NATURAL midfield player hands down! He is not even of uniteds normal standards for a midfielder! He is just fortunate that he has met another coach that will tolerate him due to the coaches affinity for gigantic jam body players!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 10:08am On Sep 19, 2016
elampiro:
The problem is that we are in a season where mistakes would prove very costly. All the top teams WOULD HARDLY LOSE to small teams. City looks like a team that is ready to reach 90 points. You don't get there by losing two many matches. A team that aspires to win the league should not lose more than 3 matches the whole season.
Pure Speculation!


And not in this premier league as we and liverpool can testify to already! We have over 50 games to play this season in all competitions give or take! So do city, arsenal and spurs! The inevitable injury crisis, ref blunders plus loss of form would hit each and every one of us as the season progresses and this would have a direct bearing on the title race!




We need to be more positive! If city likes they can be looking like beyonce's naked ass covered in chocolate syrup right now...it means nothing....even pep would attest to this! League titles are not won in september but in may....



We have lost only 6 points in the league and 3 points in our europa league group....ITS NOTHING to a team like united...we've erased 15 to 20 point leads to end up winning the title before so all we need is belief and support.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 8:01am On Sep 19, 2016
angry


Men......y'all niggas wail too much on this thread over nada?


Our season is not yet over for _fucks sake! Its only 3 games lost so why is it always so dreary in here? Or are we now totally convinced that city, spurs, liverpool, chelsea or arsenal are not going to lose any more games till may?




Any united fan questioning pogba or mourinho knows absolutely nothing about football! Jose is a world class coach and pogba is a world class player..end of story! The problem with this team is 3 fold...Joses tactics, team selections and nepotism...that's all!




But knowing jose, he would rectify these problems sooner rather than later! Let's read about the way forward or how we can get the best out of our under performing players or even about what sort of midfielders can come in to support pogba and not all this constant tripe about pogbas fee or joses last season at chelsea! Leave that mess to the trolls but abeg let's be more positive about our chances this season!


34 games left......................
Politics › Re: IPOB Protest: "All Biafran Should Switch Off Mobile Devices On That Day" by Funlordjnr: 12:16am On Sep 19, 2016
grin


These ones can fool themselves? So make emeka and amaka who have legitimate businesses to transact on that day begin to off their phones because of one confused and senseless prisoner and his warped ideological struggle in kuje?


Abeg make we hear word........
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu Responded To Alleged £6 Million President Buhari's Ear Treatment by Funlordjnr: 12:12am On Sep 19, 2016
The most stupid lie I've read all year, and some frustrated bonobo monkeys would still gladly come online and argue over it as if it was fact!


Information is power, let's hope our youth learn this fact soon!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 5:40pm On Sep 18, 2016
TRULY;


“The quality on the ball was as poor as you’ve seen from a Man United team, and that’s just the way it is at the minute. You’re not sure what you’re going to get. Rashford is probably the only shining light really and he didn’t have his best game today but he looked a threat. I just think in possession Man United were really, really poor.”




“Individually it wasn’t good enough. In possession it wasn’t good enough. So sloppy,
giving the ball away all the time. I thought Fellaini was all right, he does a job which stops the other team but I think if you’re Manchester United you need more than that.”





“I think you need someone who can stop the
play but he needs to be capable of controlling
the game of football as well, playing forward,
passing forward. As well as Fellaini has done in the first 3 or 4 games, I just can’t understand why Michael Carrick’s here. It looked last year like he was leaving, but he’s not been involved a minute of the season, so what he’s done I don’t know.”




“Obviously with schweinsteiger Mourinho is not keen on him. They need to get a playmaker in there. You’re coming to Watford, you’re not going to Arsenal. United was repeatedly picked open by Watford, and I expected them to be a
lot tighter defensively, especially with bringing
Chris Smalling in, but they were all over the
place and every time a ball came into the box
you felt Watford were going to score.”




“Something’s not right there. The cohesion of
the team isn’t there. Mourinho really needs to
find the right mix of players and tactics soon”




Paul Scholes........football365.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 2:10pm On Sep 18, 2016
cry

Chei ! Not again!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 12:01pm On Sep 18, 2016
Nice to see jose try to go with a pure attacking line up away from home....No need to show any fear even after the recent poor results....every team will go through bad spells anyway...(ask chelsea)




A 4 man combo of "rashford, ibra, martial and rooney" interchanging positions and providing each other with link up play and through balls during the transitions in the final 3rd are a
recipe for goals! Let's hope it "clicks".....



As for mr p! "Pogba" needs to keep it simple and stop trying to be "ronaldinho"( just as paul scholes said)... Pass and move, and also put in a shift when we don't have the ball! Good Defending is 50% of any victory!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 11:24am On Sep 18, 2016
iheanyi40:
Abeg wetin b tym of our match, 12pm or 12:30, cos my church neva dismiss by 12pm sef
Its by 12pm.........better begin hope say your pastor na united fan be that!
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s Aridolf Resort Wellness & Spa Yenagoa (Pics) by Funlordjnr: 10:23am On Sep 18, 2016
ebuclassic18:
idiot WC one have u invested on
Pained and frustrated bonobo spotted!
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Warns Buhari Not To Disgrace Nigeria In US by Funlordjnr: 8:12am On Sep 18, 2016
Henrypraise:
d jazz wen buhari de use for zombies strong o
While the curse wey ebele don place on top the destiny of suffer head wailers not get part 2!
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Warns Buhari Not To Disgrace Nigeria In US by Funlordjnr: 7:59am On Sep 18, 2016
grin


"Reno las vegas" or whatever your name is! Was the true disgrace not when your former oga "don buffoonato" shacked ogogoro to the point that he had to dodge even making the speech at the u.n?




See akara pan trying to call lipton pot black!
Politics › Re: Jide Omokore Returns N200m To FG by Funlordjnr: 7:47am On Sep 18, 2016
chigoizie7:
Why are dey always mentioning diezani?
Omokri is above 18yrs and should answer for his crimes independently.
I am not saying that diezani is a saint, but always mentioning her in other people's fraud case is stale.
Because she is a high priestess of lootery plus her name makes corruption and looting stories sweeter! See wetin her boys dey wack na....



Talk true, if to say you no see her name for the headline you for gree enter the thread?
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s Aridolf Resort Wellness & Spa Yenagoa (Pics) by Funlordjnr:
Senseless investments by foolish people! How many bayelsans can even afford to stay in the security man's section sef?



Instead of them to construct factories or infrastructure in order to write their names in gold while still helping those around them that are suffering the effects of their misrule it is luxury that they feel is what is required!



Anyway they need safe places to count stolen dollars, cheat on their spouses and drink ogogoro to stupor I guess!
Politics › Re: Members Of GEJites Visit Goodluck Jonathan In Abuja (Photos) by Funlordjnr: 8:03pm On Sep 17, 2016
grin
Amitex:
Just commit suicide. No one cares
E don pain this frustrated wailer reach bone! Ntooorr........Oya cry some more......lmfao!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Breaking News: 'buhari's End Will Not Be Good, It Will Troubleshoot' (PHOTO) by Funlordjnr: 3:52pm On Sep 17, 2016
Well written crap!
Politics › Re: Members Of GEJites Visit Goodluck Jonathan In Abuja (Photos) by Funlordjnr: 3:50pm On Sep 17, 2016
grin

These suffer people wan go chop the buffoon money small!

No be only "gejites na buffoonists!"
Politics › Re: Accept Our Apology Nairalanders by Funlordjnr: 3:43pm On Sep 17, 2016
angry

MBA!
Politics › Re: If GEJ Contests In 2019 Presidential Election, Will You Vote For Him? by Funlordjnr: 3:37pm On Sep 17, 2016
undecided


YES! But only after I may have smoked good "crack cocaine featuring heroine, crystal meth, sokoto skunk, drank 9 bottles of baby oku and may have gone partially blind on election day!"








_Fuck outta here with this _stupid question!

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