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PoliticsRe: Why North’ll Continue To Be Problem To Nigeria –balarabe Musa by Funlordmaniac(m): 10:11am On Mar 19, 2017
Kathmandu:
It seems the lack of education in the north has really taken a toll on your comprehension abilities.



Imagine, you are one of the educated beings the north can boast of. SMH
grin


Chai!

Dem no dey follow you play ni?

PoliticsRe: Have You Ever Experienced 7 Days Uninterrupted Electricity In Nigeria Before? by Funlordmaniac(m):
Yes! When me and my dad where still residing in my grandfather's scrotum! huh
PoliticsRe: Presidency Heavily Cuts Buhari’s Workload To Allow Him Rest by Funlordmaniac(m): 10:04am On Mar 19, 2017
Na by force to die on top the throne? undecided
CrimeRe: New Photos Of The Woman Who Was Brutalized By Soldiers In Lagos by Funlordmaniac(m): 10:03am On Mar 19, 2017
The nigerian army is made up of a lot of undisciplined idiots posing as officers! It's high time such human rights violations by their rank and file gets rewarded with sack letters and prosecutions!

That is the only way they would receive sense! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:57am On Mar 19, 2017
Spy360:
That was two weeks ago dunce. Besides, I didn't cry. After 12years you can't expect any fluids in my tear duct, would you? cheesy

Meanwhile, how do you guys cope with a degraded second class European competition? I have never experienced it. cheesy
_sperm360 my boy! Why does god like to punish you gayners like this? I saw you ranting and raving all week about united that are even still in europe...the quarter finals to be exact, while your pathetic club got bundled out from the same europe by a tragic scoreline of 10 to 2?


As if that was not bad enough "west brom barcelona" now added insult to injury by beating you emirate ruminants yesterday the same way mobs beat phone thieves in mushin! You see your life? Now you are 5th, probably heading to 6th, then 7th! I have actually started feeling pity for you, your coach and those niggas on arsenal tv! Kindly join sod09, crackrockprodigy, pataki and the rest of the protesting gayners in limbo and stop making a spectacle of yourself here! Your teams season has imploded! Be honest with yourself and bow down to a club that is greater and doing better than yours @ the moment!

MAN U! wink
PoliticsRe: Nasir Elrufai. The Muderous Midget Who Replaced Buhari by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:27am On Mar 05, 2017
EmeeNaka:
why do you people lie too much?
There is no Igbo man in El-rufai's cabinet. Even if there is, it doesn't negate the fact presented in the press release by Mr Emma Powerful. El-rufai is an Islamist and great accuser.
I work as an independent contractor with his state! What perspective do YOU HAVE in relating with him or his state for you to be able to tell me this tripe? Or your own observations are gotten from igbere tv and pained youths?

And by the way I'm a christian with no ties to the north!
PoliticsRe: Nasir Elrufai. The Muderous Midget Who Replaced Buhari by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:23am On Mar 05, 2017
explorer250:
that doesn't mean anything. the most important thing is that the write up is ridden with facts which you have not been able to refute
Facts? Abeg don't make me laugh at your myopia this early morning! Try and visit kaduna or the man's past and gain some perspective! Don't just sit at home and be looking at the world through tribal binoculars!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Raids Home Of Jonathan's Godson, Turnah, Carts Away Cheque Books, Documents by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:16am On Mar 05, 2017
Na this egbon dey claim 33? Chai.... huh

PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu Advocates Review Of N50,000 Minimum Wage by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:10am On Mar 05, 2017
Eye service senator!
PoliticsRe: Massob Insists On Nnamdi Kanu’s Release by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:02am On Mar 05, 2017
Keep insisting!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Was Foolish, Alliance With Buhari Was A Wrong Move, Says Adebanjo by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:00am On Mar 05, 2017
A foolish man aligned himself with a political partner? And it led to his man becoming the president? And that is foolishness?


The man who made this statement need to slap himself! huh
PoliticsRe: 3.67 Million Nigerians Lost Their Jobs In One Year – FG Report by Funlordmaniac(m): 8:56am On Mar 05, 2017
Which jobs? undecided
PoliticsRe: South-east Is The Most Secure Geo-political Zone - UN by Funlordmaniac(m): 8:55am On Mar 05, 2017
grin


The u.n official that made this report must have been high off good crack!
PoliticsRe: Nasir Elrufai. The Muderous Midget Who Replaced Buhari by Funlordmaniac(m): 8:51am On Mar 05, 2017
These ipob fools have come with their usual hate filled, senseless, moronic, ethnic, bigoted and flatisco igbere views again! Even el rufais economic affairs commissioner is an IGBO MAN!

Tufiakwa!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 8:42am On Mar 05, 2017
nyabinghi:
that i kept saying and some morons say i am negative.
Will you sharrap and go to church and pray for chineke to cure your dementia and eternal bad belle? Filthy mongrel!

tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Funlordmaniac(m): 7:14pm On Mar 04, 2017
cheesy

London Ruminants how market?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:43pm On Mar 04, 2017
grin grin grin


Oh..._sperm 360 my boy! Including rilwayne and the rest of the emirate ruminants! Can you feel the funk?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:23pm On Mar 04, 2017
grin



Yes sir.....some of the guests have started arriving! We have secured the perimeter!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:08pm On Mar 04, 2017
chrisley024:
I doubt it as it seemed the ref saw the elbow. The issue is can Rashford lead the attack with this his senseless runs sth
Abeg help me ask dem oh! I can also see that barca, real madrid, bayern and chelsea also using 19 year old 100 level students leading their attacks in their respective quests for champions league and league title glory! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:27pm On Mar 04, 2017
GloryIsaac:
You serioushuh grin grin grin Nigga accept that Zlatan aint it and move on.
NEVER! Zlatan is a boss!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:24pm On Mar 04, 2017
GloryIsaac:

You didn't counter 3 & 4....


GGMU Though undecided
I did not counter 3 and 4 because they were both devoid of any sort of logical soccer based banter and seemed to be full of snide angles and pettiness! The sort of points that should be discussed in a girls bathroom and not here!

These 2 points we have been chopping up are the valid ones and you seem stuck in a cul de sac at the moment!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m):
nyabinghi:
sharrap there bastard, you dont discriminate my foot,what a retard.
See as e pain you? grin grin grin


Seeing a swamp creature like you in pains always gladdens me...In short make I dance!












P.s: abeg send me your mama new number, I just got a new phone! Regards to your mumsie!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 4:55pm On Mar 04, 2017
GloryIsaac:
1. Did you see what i wrote about giving Zlatan a 100 chances.. Counter that.

2. Decisive goals that cant take us to UCL but won EFL, a Manutd fan that suddenly sees EFL as UCL or EPL... hypocrisy at its peak..
...
1: how many chances should it take rooney, martial, rashford, lingard and Mata then? Or is it stipulated in Zlatans contract that "you must expressly shoulder the teams goal burden entirely by yourself?".....why are you finding it hard to explain to us why the other strikers should not also aspire to score 26 goals?


2:Erm....season is not over yet mate...at the same time the EFL was both rooneys and joses 1st trophies in english soccer and look at how both men's careers have panned out? You only win what trophy is put in front of you.....by the way everyone knows my standards...I'm addicted to winning the league and the Champs league....that gives me no right to disrespect the fa cup, the league cup or the Europa cup! If you called that hypocrisy...well I guess you need to reassess why you fell in love with this game and this club!


A winner does not discriminate....you just win and stack up the cabinet!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 4:41pm On Mar 04, 2017
nyabinghi:
you are right, your FATHER passed the madness to you, Bleep u and all the idiots that liked your post,u were busy stinking up the joint .aye e Ma bajeni
Abeg carry all these your calabash and hen evil forest inspired proverbs and shove them up your pot holed anus! At least I have a father unlike you that was discovered in a refuse dump along a pathway in soka forest!

Hate filled goblin! I'm sure even after you are done normally _ejaculating all over those your high school boys asses you usually have a frown on your face! The only man that hates the feeling of _cuming! Emeritus of idiocy! Get your unclean spirit away from here!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 4:13pm On Mar 04, 2017
GloryIsaac:
Can't you accept the goddamn truth!!!! Haba!... Zlatan keeps missing the crucial goals and todays match is another added to his cabinet angry, dont even mention any f*ckin EFL trophy to me, funny how we that used to see EFL as worthless are now glorifying it.... Zlatan should leave at the end of the season!.
What is the truth?

1:The fact that he has scored 26 goals for us this season which has even placed us in a position to get back into the Champs league?

2:The fact that his decisive goals have already won us one trophy this season?

3: The fact that a man that has won over 30 trophies in his career and guarantees goals wherever he goes should be chased away with his goal threat for a 19 year old runner?


4: Or the fact that because he's scores more than everyone else in the team he is _shit and is the SOLE reason why all the other strikers are not scoring and due to this reason as well as him being a 35 year old Bruce Lee he should be put out to pasture?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 4:07pm On Mar 04, 2017
Danhumprey:
what solid contribution? haba! is it too difficult for you to admit Zlatan is shi.t?

can you compare his brain farts and horrible misses and poor performances in the early part of the season with those so called 'solid contribution'?

Funlord, I believe you can do better than this.




This is what happens when you build your team around a player like Ibra. SMH.
Solid contributions like his 26 goals already for the season.....i was not talking about his performance today which was BAD! As for his earlier seasons performances, was he the only one guilty of playing badly? Why must he be the demon in our team? Why must the guy with the most goals for us in recent times be the one causing others to play badly? Make una sef check una logic na!


Even messi, cr7 and Pele had off days....i refuse to write him off because of this game....what of rooney? Or even pogba that could have won it at the end?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m):
nyabinghi:
deluded fans of a mercenary coach,they said he is next to alex even after winning a lesser trophy, chelsea were right to sack him.
This one I don't even know what kind of hater you are! So he should have ignored the final and not tried to win it? Now chelsea is right to sack someone that already has a trophy even before them this season? You are Always senseless! Just like your beloved further math problems!

You are not even a united fan, you are just a pained hater! I'm sure you even hate being alive! Abeg go and sip some ice cold otapiapia and top spreading your foolish negativity all over our thread abeg!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 3:51pm On Mar 04, 2017
Elxandre:
FunLord repeat this thing again make we beat you angry
Ibra had a poor game today but that cannot detract from the rest of his solid contributions this season!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 1:39pm On Mar 04, 2017
Shaw looking solid so far.....as for rooney? SMH! That should have been a goal!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 12:58pm On Mar 04, 2017
GloryIsaac:
Honestly, i dont know what's holding back Luke Shaw angry angry angry .... i still believe he's Evra heir undecided
I've broken my leg before so I know how it can take some time to get your full confidence back in order to be able to use it to kick, jump and run...its even more difficult when your an adult than when your a kid! His was even a double bone break while mine was a single! But the coach said it today...OUT OF ALL OUR LEFTBACKS HE IS THE BEST AND NEEDS TO WORK HARD TO SHOW WHY HE IS THE BEST......even adding that he should be ready to be our leftback for the next 10 years!

Injury time is over, and we did not just decide to piss over £35m down the drain for an unsure prodigy that is always looking for love like those sluts that watch telemundo! Shaw needs to step the _fuck up and I believe he will! I'm going to be following him closely throughout this game!

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