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Yes sir! I can confirm that some merciless shots have been fired at mr president! They could be fatal!

"elombah.com" again? Odiegwu!

Business go soon begin boom for okija shrine be that! Amadioha shall also be quite busy with requests!

They had to complete egunje duties first before attending to civic duties! Or him no sabi them before?

Tell them oh!

This frustrated fool should shut up and wait for his beans and porridge rations abeg!

To _fuck her dey hungry me sef! ...Madam minister of otu!

GloryIsaac:
Haba!.... See difference 36 and 25 .. And you're saying there's little improvement , Season never end sef...

He scored 31 playing next to Ibra too! Check the seasons! And knowing cavani, don't be surprised if he is stuck on those 36 goals till September! Or don't you watch him in their champions league games? He is a talented waste pipe!

weedtaker:
@bolded we no need dat type of striker abeg, e no go work for jose system lailai.

But we did well with van nistelrooy na! They are quite similar!

Na dem pogba, martial and co supposed dey create chances not the strikers!

weedtaker:
levy no go gree, but if kane want united move, him fit force levy hands, though me no even like the kane, be like local champ for my eye, i go lyk make greizy join but no be jose type of center forward, the only realistic target wey de market na lacazete, e no go cost reach 50mil.

Lacezette wey arsenal dey price? If we drop 40m....lacazette go show....that guy does not do much to find or contribute to goals but anything inside penalty box na goal straight! I no mind am....lordfalcao don turn him agent for chelsea thread sef!


He is fast and only cares about scoring! He would be a fine addition to our slow team!

lekkie073:
as far as dis season is concerned belloti and icardi r miles better than dybala.

Instead of kane, why not give rashford d chance. If spurs no give Kane chance, we no go sabi am

Abeg DELETE KANE from any list of prospective buys! New 5 year contract signed? Daniel "shylock" levy? Spurs likely to be in champions league? Never happening!


Fashi Harry!

eph12:

But it's not about Africa. It got real dirty in the USA last election.

The u.s type of attacks were focused on poor conduct and not physical deformities! Or did trump ever say that hilary's vagina was stale and crusty? Or did Hilary ever say that trumps hair looks like a rats anus? We like personalising political attacks in this part of the world!

ShootToKill:
I have an International doctorate my dear, I didn't earn it by being a zombiefied mor0n who can't think clearly and continually lives in denial.

Will you shut up? Which filthy international doctorate do you have? Is it a doctorate in "afonjeeizm or bonobo kanu studies?"

See this phone dealing pained zombified wailer in onitsha trying to claim academic! Better run away from this thread before I end your career as usual! Small boy!

2013/14 season: 25....with Zlatan

2014/15 season: 31....with zlatan

2015/16 season: 25....with zlatan

2016/17 season: 36....on his own




These are cavanis stats for all his stay at psg, as you can see the numbers have not drastically shifted as you think! He has always surpassed the 20 goal mark anyway so the extra goals might be as a result of more starts and games as the sole striker instead of as a result of zlatan reducing his impact as some have claimed! He has always been wasteful and zlatan gave him quite a few assists too!


Cc: afrodoc2

afrodoc2:
I am in support of keeping Zlatan but we have to have another world class option next season. Auba or Griezmmann or Kane etc.
Zlatan has done well this season but when the end will come for him it will be sudden so we should not assume that he will maintain this level next season. If he does let it be a bonus rather than a necessity.
As per Cavani his numbers have actually dramatically improved. His league goals per game average has doubled and in early March he has already scored 7 more goals than he ever scored in an entire Ligure 1 season.

Haba! For sure there are going to be major additions to our strike force this summer....when rooney is most likely leaving? We won't be short up front for sure!

Griezmann is surely coming in, if not someone of a similar quality will.....jose never messes about in the transfer market and he has already said he has discussed with his targets "offline" and knows who will be joining us! Ibra must also be seen to be rewarded for a job well done sef as a stimulant to even those yet to join and those still yet to step up! It's even embarrassing that such an old man is our best player and our main goal threat! All our strikers need to slap themselves hard every morning before going to training!

Their muthafucking business!

Livefreeordieha:
guy u first stay beninbecuz opioror and kerosene mango be like sugar for bside dat year ooo

Lol....no oh! Na popular slang for my primary school those days when we dey yab all man for kaduna! I dey fall in bside sometimes sha....

Wetin concern me? Na only her gap me sef dey enter! You are only young once so_fuck a lot of skanks and let awon babe's _fuck a lot of dicks! When you wan lock am down marry am na!

joeace2020:
I used to be one of those who disliked Ibrahimovic based purely on some of his wayward passes, lost possession or missed chances. But then i had to revisit virtually all the highlights of our matches this season to understand how wasteful the rest have been. Ibrahimovic does everything for this team. When they seem to be playing their cautious midfield passing game, this guy drops deep to help them move forward and will still be there to finish off. Only one person. If our mentally weak players could have the champion mindset Ibrahimovic has, he won't even be stressing himself too much like this. When you are a lion and you work with sheeps, this is the result.

I tire oh! Even the cavani they said used to be hindered by Ibra while at psg still scored double figures for each and every season they played together! Have his numbers even dramatically shot up now that Ibra is gone? No....just a slight improvement!

People are forgetting that even in the dressing room and amongst the fans Ibra is driving this mind of a champion mentality that has got everyone believing again! Listen to his statements or press conferences? It's like having cantona 2.0 sitting in front of the cameras! So they think his goals would get us into the champions league and the chap won't want to go and have one last shot at a competition he has _fucked up in for a while! He has said he must retire at the top with a trophy for united....the rest of the squad should help him achieve his retirement gift abeg...even the rashford and martial are loving his presence and advice more than others!

maynation:
A typical dullard. Why not answer my question rather than using a 'copy and paste' line? Boredom should be your name

Look at the foolishness displayed on your profile? You hate this and that? You wrote this of your own free will is it not?

I am sorry for exposing you like this smally but it is good that the public knows the level of your deductive reasoning lest anyone makes the grave mistake of trying to indulge you in any sort of reasonable banter thinking you have a rational mind! You are definitely a pained bigot with a lot of arid land in your skull!

I'm sorry to disappoint you but I don't engage hate filled kids who act like wild animals in any sort of political discourse...it may lead to charges of animal abuse against me! Now...GET LOST!

zlatan10:
Receive Sense

Leave them....some of them go soon dive enter lagoon if them hear the latest! Zlatan is even hoping for a 2 year deal till 2019!


How will the guy who the coach and the staff see in training from monday to saturday and who still goes into the team and posts such stats and delivers be hindering the progress of all those who are younger and faster than him who are also given the same chance to impress in training but who hardly deliver when they are called upon on match days? See blackburn match for instance.....was it zlatan and pogba that caused them to play crap until they both came in to save the game? Or it was him that said martial should be crap all season long until recently? Or rooney?

maynation:
what do you mean by 'African politics'?

Where were you when Donald, Hillary,Sanders,Cruz and many more were busy with their twitter war? You better shut tha f+ck up and grow some senses

Are you just naturally stupid or do you actually get paid to act like an idiot online?

Na constructive criticism be this? Very soon we go begin hear them dey say "reno mama head resemble opioror mango, or Ameachi papa head be like tee square! African politics sef....

obaaderemi:
You should stop responding when people who have no sense of history try to label you.you are yoruba with a rich long history and heritage and not'afonja'. afonja is a persona non grata in yoruba history.

I'm not even yoruba....but sometimes you need to put some of these insipid kids in their place!

omenkaLives:
I would comment on whatever thread I wanna comment on and there's nothing any GHETTO SCUM SCRUBBER can do about it. That comment was idiotic and only idiots would approve of it.

See ending? Swagagolic01 sorry oh!

City are through!

The nonsense one reads on nairaland these days is enough to make you want to break your phone!

project50:
they are mad yet you want them to stay in Nigeria with you.. .shows how mad you are

You can hang go yourself to ease the pain if it hurts you that much you silly insipid child! Kindly get away now!

ShootToKill:
lamentations of a pained oblong zombie skull.

Dry and stale! Just like your wits! I know you have nothing upstairs so i am waiting for you to start insulting people before I summon mynd to assist you return to your ban mansion!

Mr omenkata, opiaku, bloodkiller and all those your many senseless monikers! Try me and see! Or are you scared today?

arinze3131:
if U dont know what to say,y dont U jst shut ur dirty mouth nd allow us 2 hear word?whateva IPOD z doing or however they dress z not ur business.pls allow dem 2 b nd b useful 2 urcef for once.Biafra will come weda U like it or not,wen dat happens we will know d group of pple dat re sane nd d insane ones here but for now,do me a favour nd shut up.Idiot!

See as e pain this cretin reach bone! Kindly go and buy some otapiapia, store it in your freezer, chill it and then slowly sip it later tonight....that would surely cure your pain!

Movingcoil:
Keep wallowing in self denial, anger, hate, pessimism, frustration and confusion. You won't go and sort out your sad and miserable low life. Damn! You sound so unfortunate and unlucky. Start tracing your problem from who nuctured your pitiable life and stop transferring it to everyone. Yes of course find a way to get laid cos you sound sex starved if not why see everything from the sexual angle. Otele

It always gladdens me when my heartless words inspire this sort of pained epistle! Please continue crying....it is making my kids dance with joy!

iboboyswag:
And in the foolishness of your rambling here, you must believe that you made some sense abi?
Your father must be proud of you son.

At least I have a father! And it's not my fault that you also possess limited common sense as regards to understanding! Blame your background for that and not me!

Can you take your pained self and go and play with your mates in some sand somewhere else! I don't have time for intellectual pygmy's whose only ambition online is to engage in insults and hate! Swerve!