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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 12:27pm On Apr 18, 2017
bigkesh:
This is United's problem.. ..Unnecessary signings
You don't have a class CB, no replacement for Carrick and no decent back up for Valencia

You have Mata and Mkhi, quite similar style
You have Rashford and Martial, similar style.

These guys make poor decisions in the final third and their finishing hasn't been impressive, yet it is the Dembele who needs to improve his decisions and finishing that you want to sign for 50m


How is he going to improve you guys as a team??
Mr man our major problem right now is our reduced goal rate! We need dynamic strikers and we are definitely going to get them! We currently have one of the best defensive records in europe and we have already been linked with varane, lindelhof, fabiano and a couple of other central defenders and mid fielders so my clubs scouting network is doing the damn thing! Why don't you relax till around July 31st this year and see whether we look the same or not in all areas of the pitch! These are links that may or may not materialize....it just shows you the signs of how hard working and forward thinking our teams management and scouts seems to be! You don't get to be as successful as man united by waiting until the transfer window opens before addressing your problems!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 11:25am On Apr 18, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKlzHPYGAkQ




See everton looking for £100m for lukaku? Abeg I've seen this dembeble guy all season for dortmund in both the champions league and bundesliga! He is a wonderkid and would make a fantastic partner for rashford or even zlatan! He can also play anywhere across the frontlines! Dortmund are crying out for £50m!

This boy is worth something big and is a star worth investing in!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 11:16am On Apr 18, 2017
bigkesh:
If you are having multiple orgasms over the results, what should Big Sam do abeg ?

According to you our Title bid has been in jeopardy since December, well I am not surprised considering the fact that you have forgotten what it feels like to be in a title race

If you don't get a result at WHL then your top 4 dream is over, If you do then we are certainly the champs,Damn even if you don't we have 4 points advantage ....Either way we win
December? Maybe you are confusing my posts with someone else! L's can cause amnesia so I can sympathize with you on that! Go and check all my posts on the shekpe thread about what you guys need to do to win the league...all of you were 100% behind all my submissions...that does not mean that if your winning the league would coincide with us not getting into the UCL we would not beat you guys up like you stole our money! Every sane person walking this earth knows what I have posted is nothing but the truth! Tottenham would want to die on sunday! Your next opponent would be waiting for hazard and kante like a nomadic lion lies in wait for an antelope during famine season! So tay I heard your captains retirement may have also been influenced by that shellacking!


Win your league or don't that one is you people's skull ache.. at least the fact remains that the mightiest hurdle on your way to glory has been provided once again by the mightiest team in the land as usual! We have blown the race open again and that gladdens me! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 10:55am On Apr 18, 2017
Chelseafan1:
At the bold, don't make me cry, we are champions, we would never let this slip, do us a favour, beat Spurs for us hands down....Mourinho is a bastard, he will be desperate for us to lose the title to Spurs.
grin grin grin


Jesus.....your pain tastes like dangote sugar right now!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 10:49am On Apr 18, 2017
donjazet:
I am bookmarking this now for future wailings and gnashing of teeth. grin grin

That point where you guys finish 5th or 6th and are eliminated from the Europa league and you face the stark reality that you wouldn't be in the Champions league next season and you're in self denial as to how shitt_y you guys have been all season. cheesy grin

Enjoy your current victory, I can understand that there haven't been much for you for the past 3 seasons so you must savour the little ones you have grin grin

On Saturday, when the big boys ride out at Wembley, you'll be stuck on your sofa either moaning or in the grandest delusion of thinking you might've a chance next season.

Scummies grin cheesy grin
Guess who are the masters of getting the job done and meeting targets? Man united and mourinho! M and M! Just like the dope rapper.....nigga I'm so confident that I even have money riding on our qualification with one of your blue brothers! Another of your chelsea brothers is already losing 20k to me for claiming that Ibra won't finish in the top 5 goal scorers? As you can see chelshit fans have been losing both online and offline to a red! I feel your pain brother! Accidents are very painful! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 10:28am On Apr 18, 2017
hensben:
which manner? We defeated you guys 4 unreplied goals at SB. Spot the difference and hide your f head in shame.
Your defeating of man united way back in october or so only helped in inspiring us into now having one of the longest unbeaten streaks in europe, but the beat down we handed out to chelsea 2 days ago with 6 games left has not only put your title bid in jeopardy, it has also created a blue print for other teams to use in further derailing your ambitions! It has created doubts in the minds of your players, coach and pained fans, inspired spurs and the rest of the chasing pack while simultaneously placing us 10 points off 2nd place, re igniting our top 4 hopes like mad and boosting our confidence to ensure we get to the semis of the europa league!


So my nigga let's not get soporific with glib words meant to hide the squeaky bums all of you shekpites now possess! That beat down has proved very costly and has the potential to turn an already under pressure chelshits season into armageddon but without Bruce willis to save the day! Kiss the truth!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Allah's Gift To The Fulani by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:45am On Apr 18, 2017
OkoYiboz:
If Nigeria is run by merit, Igbos won't head even a mechanic shed. Look at how messed up your 5 SE states are. Do you wish that for Nigeria? Your effeminate Governors can't provide you security or good roads. Look at how Fayose tamed the Fulani menace under 2 weeks.

Stella Oduah as Aviation Minister built the fish pond at Owerri that you call an airport. At that time, you all were hailing her because of your mediocre standards. Aren't you now begging Buhari to fix the roads your son Azikiwe Jonathan failed to fix?

You talk of dominating and leading Nigeria but ordinary 5 eastern states cannot unite. Imo is fighting Abia, Enugu is fighting Anambra, all of them are fighting Ebonyi and you lot have no shame.

Go and check the 10 richest Nigerians. How many are Igbos? Go to banking, telecoms, infrastructure, education, health, how many are Igbos? Yet you have the guts to come online to make empty noises and you think you can fool everyone.?

The Fulanis are a despicable lot due to their violent tendencies but you're not better in any way.
He was trying to chest beat as usual but only ended up getting his chest beaten in by this post!

1rebel sanu! grin

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Allah's Gift To The Fulani by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:41am On Apr 18, 2017
ShootToKill:
The brown roof, nylon-Sh11t catapulters are too demented and blind to see that. Myopic lots. grin
See this one? huh
PoliticsRe: The Abuja-kaduna Airports: A Testimony --Reuben Abati by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:37am On Apr 18, 2017
tit:
Magun, capture and lock up this abati and sariki will confirm you within 24 hours.
He is the owner of the orphan $40m
This man/woman/thing is always posting off point nonsense!
PoliticsRe: The Abuja-kaduna Airports: A Testimony --Reuben Abati by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:34am On Apr 18, 2017
olatade:
This epistle would have been a masterpiece if you had taken up the courage to bring up during the last administration considering the deplorable state the airports were then.
Was he the minister of aviation? Or the minister of works? undecided

PoliticsRe: Why Nobody Takes Nigerian Youths Seriously - By Ohimai Amaize by Funlordmaniac(m): 9:18am On Apr 18, 2017
MhizTenderly:
Its very long. Please summarize.
How do you then attend long lectures in school with such a mind set for such a tiny article? undecided
PoliticsRe: The Warning Letter Against Fani-Kayode & Lere Olayinka From Amaechi (Photos) by Funlordmaniac(m): 8:56am On Apr 18, 2017
All I see is a lot of mumbo jumbo meant to excite the disgruntled public who are forgetting that all these soporific claims will be settled out of court through what's app messages, phone calls and clandestine meetings filled with begging by the guilty parties!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Newspapers: 10 Things You Need To Know This Tuesday Morning by Funlordmaniac(m): 8:51am On Apr 18, 2017
Different day same bullshit in this country!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlordmaniac(m): 7:17pm On Apr 17, 2017
John Terry don hear am! grin
PoliticsRe: There Will Be No Movement In Biafra Land May 30 – IPOB by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:58pm On Apr 17, 2017
walemoney007:
see as you carry biafra/ibo issue for head like gala grin
If educating little kids like you means carrying an issue like gala then please may more gala be provided for me to use in curing the ignorance of some of these posters! Or you want to read the posts of some of those romance land dimwits who only know how to write..."k? Kikiki and weh done sir?"...go and get your intellect up if you want to come near my mentions okay!
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Looters In Buhari's Presidency Burying Their Loot In Aso Villa by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:44pm On Apr 17, 2017
NextGovernor:
One word for you people. Muuuuuuuuu
While the only word that can be used fittingly to describe something like you is against nairalands laws! Maybe we should just nickname you fayose?
PoliticsRe: There Will Be No Movement In Biafra Land May 30 – IPOB by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:29pm On Apr 17, 2017
ExpiredNigeria:
Okpo.. have you ever been to Igboland whenever we observe stay at home? without force everyone happily and peacefully stay at home and honor our own who died in the struggle, no single market in the whole of East open including main market (the largest market in West Africa) so go and die..
Stay at home who gives a _fuck? How does that help you people achieve anything? Will your senators, reps, governors or ministers also stay at home? You think right thinking igbo people who have made great strides in this country care about this notice me nonsense! Which struggle? World war 2 was a struggle? The falklands war was a struggle? The Vietnam War was a struggle? Your people died over the stupidity of one man's illogical quest for power and not any struggle? They were deceived and hoodwinked by their tribal loyalties and the same trick is being used on you misguided young ones once again! Don't go and join your fellow igbos or nigerians in improving your life, that of your country and that of your family! Keep staying at home and listening to the deluded scessionist rants of one fraudster called emmanuella and a convict called kanu! You are going nowhere boy! Cry if e pain you!
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Looters In Buhari's Presidency Burying Their Loot In Aso Villa by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:13pm On Apr 17, 2017
Only fools such as himself, fellow looters, bitter individuals or ipunani bastards take the words of fayose serious anyway!
PoliticsRe: IPOB Threatens To Destroy Britain by Funlordmaniac(m): 6:05pm On Apr 17, 2017
grin grin grin


These half baked jews are something else!

PoliticsRe: 2019: Intrigues As Ex-military Chiefs Push For Senator David Mark by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:34pm On Apr 17, 2017
This apa state promising idoma criminal will not even win in his own polling unit in front of his house in otukpo! grin
PoliticsRe: Documents Reveal Owner Of Lagos Flat With N15bn by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:31pm On Apr 17, 2017
ZombieTERROR:
I knew the it would belong to an afonja
So you knew the it? Go school una no go gree! Na only masters in hateful afonjaism una sabi! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:23pm On Apr 17, 2017
diggz:
Ogbeni I don collect my L with 2 hands bruv. You fit ask leyqute tongue


The messenger of any message is as important as the message itself. How can a glorified failure like Gary fvcking Neville even have a say on anything football.

Braaah.....naaah! Not after he failed woefully as a coach. He shud shutdafvck up!
Bad coach but still a superb pundit and one of the games brightest analytical minds! Listen to Gary! He always spits the truth!
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:17pm On Apr 17, 2017
Waranimals:
You are a scammer. You have more than 40 monikers you use in scamming people here. Everyone should beware of this handle. He is a scam artist and wanted by SARS.
Hi! Bring the details of that your shakazullu scam case to me so that we can include his name and numbers on the scammers list in the business section and also help you with follow up! I have his real info and I know he operates over 20 accounts!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:08pm On Apr 17, 2017
diggz:
When authorities stand to speak, only a failed moronic coach like Gary fvcking Neville will open mouth too! shocked Someone who as a coach had a losing rate of over 90℅ can still open mouth to chat shyttee..? shocked

Only a bloody overhyped English fvcker can be bold enuff to chat this much fvckery.......
You still dey cry over the L? Because I am wondering Why are you barking at nevilles records rather than what he actually said? Did he not say the truth? Conte was obviously scared yesterday...he was looking as if he was watching 11 ghosts playing football! Conte that we know will jump, rant, hug and ginger your players and fans for 95 minutes normally?

Anyway na the man united effect be that! We always send cold chills through coaches spines I guess! cool
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo The Grand Patron Of Supreme Kegites Club Pictured Gyrating (photos) by Funlordmaniac(m): 5:02pm On Apr 17, 2017
Anything involving the fraternity lifestyle na only that kind thing this grandpa obasanjo dey like!

See na:

1: Army arrangement?

2: Ogboni?

3: Kegites?

4:Presidential cabal?

5: Coup planning?

6: Ogun owo elders runs?



Which kind man be this one sef! undecided
PoliticsRe: You Make Igbos Poor With Your Leadership, Chidi Odinkalu Blasts Rochas Okorocha by Funlordmaniac(m): 4:50pm On Apr 17, 2017
Is this Rochas really that bad? Because the way some imolites post about his good works in some threads one begins to wonder who is really telling the truth! Abeg owerri people make una come chook lips for this matter! huh
PoliticsRe: There Will Be No Movement In Biafra Land May 30 – IPOB by Funlordmaniac(m): 4:31pm On Apr 17, 2017
These foolish semi jewish idiots have started barking nonsense again! Even reasonable igbo people within the east there no even send their senseless stay at home order then it is now benue, kaduna, abuja residents etc that they want to join them in engaging in their stupidity! This emmanuella powerless really knows how to ginger those jobless miscreants he refers to as supporters with all this kind igbere yarns! grin
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Fire's Back At S.A To Governor Kano State by Funlordmaniac(m): 4:16pm On Apr 17, 2017
Instead of these foolish northern leaders to develop some sense and do what is right for their people buy heeding his advice they are busy trying to castigate someone for telling them the truth!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmaniac(m): 3:43pm On Apr 17, 2017
"Conte was subdued yesterday!He spent most of the match stroking his chin. That was the worrying thing for me; that he didn't turn up himself. The manager and the team all lacked belief"


Gary Neville...www.skysports.com

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