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Good afternoon all waddling mamas and all night keepers

We produce premium coconut products that is suitable for all ages and genders.....Suitable also for diabetics and ketogenic lifestyle and generally everyone on the healthy lifestyle train.

Our coconut oil is made strictly from fresh and healthy coconuts, can be used for our babies skin and also for adults....Can be used in cooking and generally everything that requires oil.

We also have ;
Coconut Amala
Coconut Fufu
Coconut Flakes
Coconut Spread and lots more....

Instagram : https://instagram.com/funmicoconuts?igshid=suwgcnks5pwi

WhatsApp : 08036965028

Funmicoconuts = tyconcepts

DeConsultant:


With all due respect, your package have been sent and it was done on Saturday 2nd November 2019. We were told it will arrive in God is Good Warri Office on Tuesday.

We have done our job and we did it well, we have sent you a scan soft copy of your document which is in your possession already, all that is left is the hard copy.

We are sorry for any inconvenience or lack of understanding due to delay on the part of God is Good Courier Company.

We will advise you go there in the afternoon on Tuesday for your pick up. Thanks for using Gomez Corporate Consult LTD.

With all due undeserving respect....I will send a screenshot of our conversation so you show me where you mentioned that I will pick up on Tuesday. Was it not after my post here that you called to tell me to “shut the hell up” that it would get here on Tuesday?? You are not dealing with a rookie but I’m patiently waiting for the suppose Tuesday, I’m even willing to chill till Wednesday. Before I’m speaking up here, I have enough reason to but I will hold all in my robust review.

Thank you very much.

DeConsultant:
Are you a director/shareholder in a registered company?
A trustee in a registered organization, foundation, association, church or club (NGO)?
Have you registered your company, limited company or incorporation trustees (NGO) with the SCUML (EFCC)?

DECKAGON PROJECTS CONSULT & SOLUTIONS LIMITED is a newly registered Company with the SCUML (EFCC) Department, Courtesy of Gomez Corporate Consult LTD.

Duration: 4 working days.

Contact GCCL for all round corporate registrations on 08107804290, email info@gomezconsult.com or visit www.gomezconsult.com now.


We assisted clients/ promoters in the following areas:
1. Company Registration (Business Name & Partnership)
2. Limited by Shares Companies (Private Limited Company, Public Limited Company, Unlimited Company, Limited by Guarantee)
3. Incorporated Trustees (Foundation, NGO, Club, Church, Initiative etc)
4. Intellectual Properties (Trademark, Patents, Specialized Designs)
5. Taxation (TIN Application, TCC Application, CIT Filings, VAT Filings etc)
6. EFCC SCUML Application
7. NAFDAC Registration
8. NEPC Registration
9. Post Incorporation Services (Annual Returns, Removal or Appointment of Directors, Alteration to the Memart etc)
10. Corporate Services (Consent Code Application, Company Search etc)
11. Consulting Services (Assisting clients/promoters who have ongoing/pending registrations at a subsidized fees).

Some of our services at affordable cost:
Business Name Registration: N25,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 working days)
Limited Liability Company (1 million share capital): N70,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 Working days)
Incorporated Trustees (NGO, Church, Mosque, Foundation, Club, Initiatives): N120,000 (Certificate will be out within 30 days (inclusive of the mandatory 28 days for public opinion).

Contact Gomez Corporate Consult LTD by visiting our website: www.gomezconsult.com; call us on 08107804290 or 08102794272; mail us on info@gomezconsult.com now.

I happen to be a very patient person and I still am but I hate when someone plays on my intelligence unnecessarily. Kindly send me the waybill number of my trademark certificate you claimed to have sent since the morning of 02-11-3019 via God Is Good.

As a business person there should be some level of apology or empathy towards your client should there be a delay whatsoever in transaction but in your case, you are too busy for that.

SEND MY WAYBILL NUMBER!

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Thanks for your response....No contrary opinion just seeking clarification.

Has anyone here done business with GOMEZ CORPORATE CONSULT before?? Can you vouch for them??

Asking to be on the safe side because I want do my trademark using them but I need clarification. Please quote this post if you have done business successfully with them.



Thank you.

Jochabed:
If you raped her, why not just confess. Cause even those close to you confirmed it, so please let it end.

Very simple

Coconut bread straight from my kitchen.... Trust me the taste can only be described with YUMMY

mamatwiny:
Weldone funmi.
I like ur business concept.
I like the brandind and packaging.

Nice one.

Awwww....Thanks for your kind words ma'am. God bless. We look forward to your patronage

Constipation is quite painful and I personally dread it coz potty times for me is usually painful times and I know millions of people out there are in same shoes. The good news here is COCONUT OIL is a natural constipation laxative!!!
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If you are unable to have a bowel movement for 2-3 days straight, it is likely that you are constipated.
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And the longer you are unable to defecate, the harder it becomes because the stool gets even more solidified.

Not only does constipation cause stomach pains, it also makes you uncomfortable. This is because you really want to “get it out” but just can't.

Coconut oil is rich in medium-chain fatty acids (MCFAs), which helps to boost metabolism. Thus helping food to break down faster and leading to more regular bowel movements.

MCFAs also lubricate and cleanse the digestive system especially the colon as well as soften the stool. Thus they help to make stool come smoothly without any straining.

Take a tsp of coconut oil first thing in the morning and watch how your body reacts to it before making any increment in the dosage...This is because if you overdose on it, it can lead to diarrhoea. Most often, 1tsp a day will get your bowel moving again. If not, you can increase it to 1tsp 2-3 times a day.

Also, drink a lot of water – Water helps the coconut oil work better!
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Call, SMS or Whatsapp 08036965028 or slide into our DM to place order for your unrefined, organic, unadulterated coconut oil.
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #easeconstipation #bowelmovements #pottytime #organic #madeinnaija #warri #lagos #abuja #portharcourt #benin #jos #kaduna #ibadan #nationwidedelivery

Constipation is quite painful and I personally dread it coz potty times for me is usually painful times and I know millions of people out there are in same shoes. The good news here is COCONUT OIL is a natural constipation laxative!!!
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If you are unable to have a bowel movement for 2-3 days straight, it is likely that you are constipated.
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And the longer you are unable to defecate, the harder it becomes because the stool gets even more solidified.
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Not only does constipation cause stomach pains, it also makes you uncomfortable. This is because you really want to “get it out” but just can't.
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Coconut oil is rich in medium-chain fatty acids (MCFAs), which helps to boost metabolism. Thus helping food to break down faster and leading to more regular bowel movements.
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MCFAs also lubricate and cleanse the digestive system especially the colon as well as soften the stool. Thus they help to make stool come smoothly without any straining.
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Take a tsp of coconut oil first thing in the morning and watch how your body reacts to it before making any increment in the dosage...This is because if you overdose on it, it can lead to diarrhoea. Most often, 1tsp a day will get your bowel moving again. If not, you can increase it to 1tsp 2-3 times a day.
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Also, drink a lot of water – Water helps the coconut oil work better!
.
.
Call, SMS or Whatsapp 08036965028 or slide into our DM to place order for your unrefined, organic, unadulterated coconut oil.
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #easeconstipation #bowelmovements #pottytime #organic #madeinnaija #warri #lagos #abuja #portharcourt #benin #jos #kaduna #ibadan #nationwidedelivery

seunfly:
Do u have outlet in Abuja?

Sorry I'm just responding. Was swamped with production almost all day. No we don't have an outlet in Abuja yet (it's a work in progress) but we do deliveries to Abuja via courier/waybill.

Distance isn't a barrier, we can serve you what you want efficiently and cost effectively plus our products are top notch.

We anticipate your order(s).

Call, SMS or Whatsapp : 08036965028

Instagram/Facebook : @funmicoconuts

What better gift will you give a loved one or your loved self than this basket full of this coconut goodies??
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Coconut oil (Cold pressed & Heat pressed) , a healthy replacement for other "oyel"....Perfect for cooking, frying, baking, skincare, haircare, weight loss, diabetes control, immune booster, anti fungal and general healthy lifestyle.
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Coconut flour/Coconut fufu/Coconut amala, this trio ticks all the boxes for healthy eating... Fibre filled, protein filled, low in carbohydrates and a perfect substitute to ordinary flour for baking breads, cakes, pancakes e.t.c and also perfect for swallow with any soup of choice.
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Call, SMS or whatsapp 08036965028 or you can slide into our DM to place order!
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #coconutflour #coconutfufu #coconutamala #healthyfoods #glutenfree #lowcarbs #healthyliving #caterers #smoothies #organicfoods

What better gift will you give a loved one or your loved self than this basket full of this coconut goodies??
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Coconut oil (Cold pressed & Heat pressed) , a healthy replacement for other "oyel"....Perfect for cooking, frying, baking, skincare, haircare, weight loss, diabetes control, immune booster, anti fungal and general healthy lifestyle.
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Coconut flour/Coconut fufu/Coconut amala, this trio ticks all the boxes for healthy eating... Fibre filled, protein filled, low in carbohydrates and a perfect substitute to ordinary flour for baking breads, cakes, pancakes e.t.c and also perfect for swallow with any soup of choice.
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Call, SMS or whatsapp 08036965028 or you can slide into our DM to place order!
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #coconutflour #coconutfufu #coconutamala #healthyfoods #glutenfree #lowcarbs #healthyliving #caterers #smoothies #organicfoods

You shouldn't run out of coconut oil at all... You know you need it everywhere in your house abd life... It's your go-to oil whenever and however. .
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We have it in different sizes 250ml, 500ml, 1litre and so on! Call, SMS or whatsapp 08036965028 to place your order(s) Or click direct link on BIO
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #coconutflour #coconutfufu #coconutamala #organic #madeinnigeria #cookingoil #bakingoil #skincare #haircare #smoothies #ketogeniclifestyle

Lots of people are still wondering what's in coconut amala? Is it coconut flour too? Why is it so brown??
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Here is your answers... Coconut amala is all COCONUT (no concoctions)....It majorly consist of the brown part of the coconut and little of the white part, pre-mixed with psyllium husk to give you that brownish amala feeling.
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We understand the power of variety hence we are serving you one food in different exciting ways for your eating pleasure. Eating healthy doesn't have to be boring.
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300g Coconut amala = 2,500
500g Coconut amala = 3,500
1kg Coconut amala = 6,000
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We deliver any and everywhere just call, SMS, whatsapp 08036965028 to place order... You can slide into our DM too!
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#funmicoconuts #coconutflour #coconutamala #organicfoods #glutenfree #lowcarbs #ketocompliant #ketonaija #foodie #nigerianfoods #africancuisine #caterers #weightwatchers #weightloss

midehi2:

Divorce sometimes is not easy specially for ladies, i feel for her see as tears dey comot for my eyes

Of coz it's not easy but it would have being a better option. E pain me!

We do our extraction of coconut oil ourselves via fermentation to get Cold pressed and via mild heat to get Heat pressed.

We are sure of the quality of our coconut oil and we produce only from fresh and healthy coconuts.

Our coconut oil is free from impurities, preservatives and it's 100% organic. It can be used internally and externally.
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Call, SMS or whatsapp 08036965028 or send a DM to place order NOW!!! From as low as N600 for 100ml and N1,500 for 250ml
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #coconutflour #organic #madeinnigeria #coldpressedcoconutoil #cookingoil #smoothies #baking #skincare #haircare

Another sad case..... If you can't tolerate infidelity, it's better to divorce. Heart breaks kills especially when you are the type that needs love to be self validated. R. I. P

Happy mother's day to all the beautiful mothers out there including myself Your sacrifices will definitely yield positive fruits.

The chef @buffyscookhouse gave life to our coconut flour and it's popping all shades of deliciousness Coconut pancakes of the good laiive. #coconutflour #funmicoconuts
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#Repost from @buffyscookhouse with @regram.app ... Good Morning...Breakfast any one? @funmicoconuts was kind enough to send me Coconut flour recently and i kept thinking of something indulgent to make from it, but yesterday i had a full house for breakfast and chose to do this instead..The pancakes were fluffy and oh so good....Added the natural sweetner that is banana and a raspberry Compote and we were good to go...im not a breakfast kinda girl, are you? Whats ur go to breakfast meal?

#buffyscookhouse #warriweddings

Rise and shine healthy fitfam!!! Your ever fresh insanely delicious coconut foods is fully stock and ready to serve you like royalty that you are.We have fresh batch of Coconut oil (Cold and heat pressed), Coconut flour, Coconut fufu and Coconut amala for your pleasure... Processed from healthy coconuts only!!!
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COLD PRESSED COCONUT OIL
* 250ml oil - #1,500
* 500ml oil - #3,000
* 1litre - #5,000

HEAT PRESSED COCONUT OIL
* 100ml oil - #600
* 250ml oil - #1,300
* 500ml oil - #2,500
* 1litre - #4,500

COCONUT FLOUR
* 300grams Flour - #2,000
* 500grams flour - #3,000
* 1kg Flour - #5,500

COCONUT FUFU
* 300grams Fufu - #2,500
* 500grams Fufu - #3,500
* 1kg Fufu - #7,000

COCONUT AMALA
* 300grams Coconut Amala - #2,500
* 500grams Coconut Amala - #3,500
* 1kg Coconut Amala - #7,000
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The number to Call, SMS or Whatsapp is 08036965028 or you can slide gorgeously into our DM to place your order(s). The link in our BIO takes you straight to us!!!
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #coconutflour #coconutfufu #coconutamala #organicfoods #madeinnigeria #healthyfoods #eathealthy #nigerianfoods #glutenfree #lowcarbs #weightloss #weightwatchers #coldpressedcoconutoil #heatpressedcoconitoil

Rise and shine healthy fitfam!!! Your ever fresh insanely delicious coconut foods is fully stock and ready to serve you like royalty that you are.We have fresh batch of Coconut oil (Cold and heat pressed), Coconut flour, Coconut fufu and Coconut amala for your pleasure... Processed from healthy coconuts only!!!
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COLD PRESSED COCONUT OIL
* 250ml oil - #1,500
* 500ml oil - #3,000
* 1litre - #5,000

HEAT PRESSED COCONUT OIL
* 100ml oil - #600
* 250ml oil - #1,300
* 500ml oil - #2,500
* 1litre - #4,500

COCONUT FLOUR
* 300grams Flour - #2,000
* 500grams flour - #3,000
* 1kg Flour - #5,500

COCONUT FUFU
* 300grams Fufu - #2,500
* 500grams Fufu - #3,500
* 1kg Fufu - #7,000

COCONUT AMALA
* 300grams Coconut Amala - #2,500
* 500grams Coconut Amala - #3,500
* 1kg Coconut Amala - #7,000
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The number to Call, SMS or Whatsapp is 08036965028 or you can slide gorgeously into our DM to place your order(s). The link in our BIO takes you straight to us!!!
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#funmicoconuts #coconutoil #coconutflour #coconutfufu #coconutamala #organicfoods #madeinnigeria #healthyfoods #eathealthy #nigerianfoods #glutenfree #lowcarbs #weightloss #weightwatchers #coldpressedcoconutoil #heatpressedcoconitoil

Happy international women's day to the strong women out there....

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!

Cheers to every woman out there who is keeping it real....Pursuing dreams even when it's hard....Maintaining the home and the hustle full time.... Birthing and nursing kids.... Smiling through tears....Turning small businesses into empires... You are the real MVP, you are a queen. You are the boss, You are salt of the earth... Let no one put you down or tell you otherwise. I LOVE YOU!!!
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Mention a strong woman/women you know.... Tell them you love them
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Let me go first..... Zaynie, Enkaydewdrops, Mitchyy, Onegai, AlphaHandMaiden, Giddyperson, Missmalachi,
Ahnie, Ozycy, Proudmom38 (to mention a few).....I LOVE YOU LADIES To all I couldn't mention, I LOVE YOU TOO .
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#internationalwomensday #iwd2018 #queens #funmicoconuts #coconutoil #coconutflour #coconutfufu #coconutamala #everythingcoconuts

You can cook with it

You can drink it

You can use it on your skin

You can use it on your hair

You can bake with it

You can fry with it

You can add it to your smoothies

You can add it to your tea/coffee

You can use it in the "oza room
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Say hello to our coconut oil with 9lives Available in cold pressed and heat pressed variants.
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Slide into our DM, call, SMS or whatsapp 08036965028 to place order for yours NOW!!! .
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#funmicococnuts #coconutoil #coldpressedcoconutoil #heatpressedcoconutoil #organic #cookingoil #smoothies #haircare #skincare #madeinnigeria #deliverynationwide

ahnie:


Haaaa my surest, amiable omote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twale mummy wa
mummy sexy,mummy two corners,mummy peniple. ..mo loyal gan,owo mi loke.
please no look me with isoko eyes o.

your girl de ooooo,How z itsekiri 1st president doing.

Now I'm laughing loud... Papa Mofe go soon pursue me outta this room.....mummy two corners as as how?? Ayam innocent. We are all fine. How's Zee and bobo? Where have you being?? Being long wsaw in that zone o!

ahnie:


Sorry to asked..
z ofada rice same as brown native rice!

Oniovo mavo? E don tey!

Talk to a sound lawyer not those "charge-n-bail" type o!

Coconut Milk

The benefits of coconut is endless. Coconut milk is not just for coconut rice darlings. It serves as a good replacement for diary milk in tea, coffee, baking, smoothies and lots more.

In addition to providing nutrients and its awesome taste, coconut milk contains beneficial fat called lauric acid, a medium-chain fatty acid that's easily absorbed and used by the body for energy.

Coconuts fatty acids are primarily saturated fats, but don't think these will raise your cholesterol levels and cause heart damage. Instead, they are known to actually do the opposite — coconut milk can help you lower cholesterol levels, improve blood pressure, and prevent heart attacks or a stroke amidst so many other benefits.

Follow us on Instagram @funmicoconuts were we talk and sell everything coconuts