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Politics / Re: Did APC Threaten To Form Parallel Govt If 2015 Elections Were Rigged? - Tribune by Funmicoconuts(f): 2:57pm On Apr 06, 2023
Has there been any elections that was not rigged??

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Food / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 2:54pm On Apr 06, 2023
The rebrand we have gone through over a period of time is overwhelming and we apologize for not keeping you up to speed wink
Food / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 6:05pm On Jun 21, 2022
Our coconut swallow with unripe plantain flour is a healthy swallow alternative made strictly from coconuts and unripe plantain flour,

Its low in carbohydrates

High in fiber

Nutrient dense e.t.c.

Suitable for diabetics, healthy food lovers and generally everyone.

A box of 520g = 3,500



Call/SMS/WhatsApp : 08036965028 for orders and enquiries.

Food / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 5:56pm On Jun 21, 2022
Cold pressed coconut oil is available.....Neatly processed without preservatives or chemical.....Free from dirt, dregs and muds.

Perfect for skin care, hair care, cooking, stir frying, as a lubricant and lots more.

1litre = 7,500
500ml = 4,000
250ml = 2,500
100ml = 1,200

Call/SMS/WhatsApp : 08036965028 for orders and enquiries.



Instagram/Facebook : @funmicoconuts

Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by Funmicoconuts(f): 7:26pm On May 01, 2022
Does anybody have an experience with Honda Civic 2007??

Is it advisable to buy it??

Is it a low maintenance car??

Help me make a decision.
Food / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 6:04am On Apr 14, 2022
Valobit:
congratulations!!

these are huge wins

rooting for you





Thank you so much kiss

Indeed they are giant strides and we are grateful to God for the journey thus far
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Funmicoconuts(f): 6:03am On Apr 14, 2022
Beloved03:


Is that pounds yam mixed with coconut flavour or what?

Its coconut flour premixed with psyllium husk....A healthy alternative to pounded yam, fufu and eba

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Family / Re: Man Declared Wanted For Assaulting His Pregnant Wife In Ibadan by Funmicoconuts(f): 7:13am On Apr 13, 2022
Kobojunkie:
So because she may be a troublesome woman, she deserves to be decked and punched? undecided


Seriously, this why mothers should flee abusive homes. You maim your children mentally by remaining in these abusive homes. They are likely to grow up abusers themselves abeg! undecided

Shouldn't have bothered responding to someone who has obviously gone through such upbringing and ended of with the mentality of an abuser.....Its a waste of time cry

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Funmicoconuts(f): 9:15pm On Apr 12, 2022
Coconut swallow X Egusi soup cooked with assorted meat and garnished with fish for moral support tongue

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Family / Re: Man Declared Wanted For Assaulting His Pregnant Wife In Ibadan by Funmicoconuts(f): 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2022
faithfull18:
Kai, people like him will come online to condemn such when this kind of news breaks out. Omo, may our daughters not fall into wrong hands.

Aminnnnnn
Family / Re: Man Declared Wanted For Assaulting His Pregnant Wife In Ibadan by Funmicoconuts(f): 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2022
Kobojunkie:
I think it is time people begin to step up on behalf of these abused individuals. If you know your neighbor is being abused, call the police. undecided

Exactly.....And beat them up to stupor before the police arrive.
Politics / Re: 'I Can’t Be Bullied' Bianca Ojukwu Shares Clearer Video Of Fight With Mrs Obiano by Funmicoconuts(f): 11:38am On Apr 12, 2022
Maverick777:

Good morning Funmi
i'd call you shortly
patronage enquiry.... '06'

Thank you so much.....I'm expectant
Politics / Re: 'I Can’t Be Bullied' Bianca Ojukwu Shares Clearer Video Of Fight With Mrs Obiano by Funmicoconuts(f): 11:03am On Apr 12, 2022
Money cannot erase gutter behaviour cry A governor's wife without finesse and decorum.....See her clothes and hair like masquerade grin

One time for Bianca, class and finesse inbuilt kiss

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Family / Re: Man Declared Wanted For Assaulting His Pregnant Wife In Ibadan by Funmicoconuts(f): 10:56am On Apr 12, 2022
Jennyclay:
He can run but he cannot hide.

When he's caught, he should be jailed so that he can have enough time to fight with his roommate in cell.

Wicked and heartless men everywhere!!

His type can't even fight his fellow man cry They are usually cowards.

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Family / Re: Man Declared Wanted For Assaulting His Pregnant Wife In Ibadan by Funmicoconuts(f): 10:55am On Apr 12, 2022
Does anyone know how I can post a video on nairaland

Help me!!!
Family / Re: Man Declared Wanted For Assaulting His Pregnant Wife In Ibadan by Funmicoconuts(f): 10:54am On Apr 12, 2022
Candidlady:
angry


I'm looking for how to post the video on NL.

Its heartbreaking cry he didn't even consider the fact that she was pregnant with his child.

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Family / Man Declared Wanted For Assaulting His Pregnant Wife In Ibadan by Funmicoconuts(f): 10:49am On Apr 12, 2022
A man identified as Taofeek Gbolagade has been called out for a$saulting his pregnant wife over Sahur (pre-dawn meal).

It was gathered that the distasteful incident happened around 4am on Tuesday, April 11, at their residence in Ogbere Housing estate, Ibadan, Oyo State. According to an eye-witness, “This man always be@ts his wife over any little misunderstanding they have. I was able to record today’s event. He’s a Muslim so I think they had an argument over Sahur.

This man didn’t mind that she was pregnant with his second child and started p#uncing on her. She wailed for hours before she was able to flee to her parent’s house. Meanwhile, Taofeek has fled his house after being declared wanted.”

Nobody deserves this inhumane treatment ever cry

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Crime / Re: Can A Woman Actually Rape A Man? by Funmicoconuts(f): 2:07pm On Apr 09, 2022
Yes a woman can rape a man.....The way we make things look as though men are made of steel and don't get hurt is disturbing cry

A woman can lace a man's food with sex enhancement drugs and along with sleeping pills that keeps him asleep while his penis is active due the sex enhancement drugs and have sex with him.....This is rape as its against his will.

But because a man's mind has been twisted to believe sex is for their pleasure and being the one with the penetrative organ gives you some kind of boss feeling, a man would go through this sordid experience and be proud that he is been desired by the opposite sex, he might even want to brag about it to his friend cry I even hear men desire that they want to be raped cry Sometimes I feel bad for a man.....The weight you guys have to bear just to be thought strong is enormous.

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Romance / Re: See What The Girl I Liked Told Me by Funmicoconuts(f): 10:14am On Apr 09, 2022
She is being honest and you should appreciate that atleast

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Health / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 8:25am On Apr 09, 2022
During the course of our NAFDAC certification, we were required to change the name of 2 of our products - COCONUT FUFU & COCONUTA AMALA

Subsequently, our product formerly known as COCONUT FUFU will now to be known as COCONUT SWALLOW (with psyllium husk).

The content, processing, usage and benefits remain the same. Only the name and the packaging is changing, and if you are already used to the old names, no problem we will understand when you reach out wink

With this change in packaging comes a more detailed information on the product, that way you won't need to ask lots of questions before making an informed decision as all you need to know is laid bare.

Also we have nutritional facts fully backed by our laboratory analysis for you to know exactly the content your are consuming with no hidden ingredients or information. We also have illustration of how you can prepare this meal easy peasy with the right quantity per serving.

Our COCONUT SWALLOW (with psyllium husk) is a perfect healthy blend of coconut flour premixed with psyllium husk....Serves as a healthy alternative swallow that can be paired with any soup of choice. Its perfect for diabetics, weightloss/weight management, ketogenic diet and everyone.

1st picture : Is our new package kiss
2nd picture : Shows the old package placed by the new package
3rd picture : Shows how we have been evolving kiss

Our packaging has indeed evolved over the years gracefully.

Follow us on Instagram to catch recipes, how to and other gist @funmicoconuts

Health / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 8:09am On Apr 09, 2022
A very long time no update wink

A lot has happened between the last time and now so let me share a little with you kiss

We are still very very much in the business of churning out amazing coconut products.

In 2021 we moved to a bigger factory space....Way bigger than where we were before kiss

We got NAFDAC CERTIFIED in 2021 also after 1year 2months of processing kiss

We rebranded our packaging and also renamed some of our products in line with NAFDAC directives in 2022 kiss

We become a LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY in 2022 kiss

So far so good.....We have grown since the last time you saw us here wink

God has been faithful.

Our Instagram page still remains : @funmicoconuts
WhatsApp : 08036965028
Food / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 7:43am On Apr 09, 2022
A very long time no update wink

A lot has happened between the last time and now so let me share a little with you kiss

We are still very very much in the business of churning out amazing coconut products.

In 2021 we moved to a bigger factory space....Way bigger than where we were before kiss

We got NAFDAC CERTIFIED in 2021 also after 1year 2months of processing kiss

We rebranded our packaging and also renamed some of our products in line with NAFDAC directives in 2022 kiss

We become a LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY in 2022 kiss

So far so good.....We have grown since the last time you saw us here wink

God has been faithful.

Our Instagram page still remains : @funmicoconuts
WhatsApp : 08036965028
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Her Dance Moves, Asks Fans Not To Rate Her (Video) by Funmicoconuts(f): 10:59am On Nov 18, 2020
She fine AF embarassed

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Funmicoconuts(f): 7:15am On Jul 02, 2020
Has anyone here used CENTURY BLENDERS before? What is your experience like?

Help me make a decision please.
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Blasts Fan For Pressuring Her To Get Married by Funmicoconuts(f): 10:17pm On Nov 10, 2019
The savage season

Fans don’t know when to shut up

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Health / THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 6:12pm On Nov 10, 2019
Coconuts have been making waves as a dietary supplement, healthy beverage, and serves as a very useful ingredient in almost every sphere of healthy living.

A lot has being said about coconut but still the usefulness of this super food is still counting. Coconut is useful inside and outside our bodies.


At FUNMI COCONUTS we ensure you get the best of coconut products unadulterated and 100% organic.

Our products ranges from :::::::::::

1. Coconut Oil (Cold pressed & Heat pressed)
2. Coconut Flour (Purely white, gluten-free & grain free)
3. Coconut Swallow with psyllium husk (Low carb swallow)
4. Coconut Swallow with unripe plantain flour (Low carb swallow)
5. Coconut Flakes (Sweetened & Unsweetened)
6. Coconut Spread (Six Flavours)
7. Coconut Milk (Zero Preservatives)
8. Coconut Water (Zero Preservatives)
9. Desiccated Coconuts

And lots more coming.......

Our Coconut oil is used in cooking, skin care, hair care, baking, smoothies, frying e.t.c

Our Coconut flour is used for baking breads , cakes, muffins, cookies, pancakes e.t.c

Our Coconut swallow range serves as a healthy alternative to carb filled swallow that goes well with any soup of choice.

Our Coconut spreads is a healthy replacement to ordinary butter and margarines, can be used for bread, toast, smoothies, sauces e.t.c

All our products are coconut based and strictly from coconut fruit .... No preservatives and no chemicals!!!

All our products are produced under strict hygienic conditions.

FUNMI COCONUTS is based in Warri, Delta state but delivery to your doorstep is available nationwide

Contact Information:::::

Call, SMS or Whatsapp : +2348036965028

Email :
funmicoconutsng@gmail.com

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:::::Our Instagram Page:::::


We deliver to your doorsteps via DHL (As we are duly registered under their e-commerce) or via other trusted courier in line with customers directives.



Please Note : TYCONCEPTS is same as FUNMICOCONUTS

Celebrities / Re: WASABI2019FEST: Wizkid And Tiwa Savage Step Out On Stage by Funmicoconuts(f): 5:07pm On Nov 10, 2019
eni4real:
Why don't you introduce him to your coconut oil?? undecided

I have been trying to but I can get through to him wink if you have his number please help a sister out
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Funmicoconuts(f): 5:05pm On Nov 10, 2019
Veggies stir fried with coconut oil for dinner kiss kiss

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Food / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 4:57pm On Nov 10, 2019
Formation aiye kiss kiss Cold pressed coconut oil of life....The life inside life.
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Triple filtered, odor free, dregs and dirt free and completely healthy for internal and external consumption.
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COLD PRESED COCONUT OIL (current prices due to cost of coconuts as a result of boarder closure)

100ml = 1,000
250ml = 2,000
500ml = 3,500
1ltr = 6,000
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08036965028.....We deliver any and everywhere!
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#funmicoconuts #purecoconutoil #coldpressedcoconutoil #naturaloil #naijabrandchick #lagoshousewives #lagosmumsonline #skinglownaija #organiccoconutoil

Food / Re: THE COCONUT VILLAGE......HOME OF UNADULTERATED COCONUT PRODUCTS by Funmicoconuts(f): 4:43pm On Nov 10, 2019
Out with the old....In with the NEW!!!
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Behold the new face of FUNMI COCONUTS kiss We had to change logo due to the discovery that the previous was so generic (referring to the coconut background on the logo) that every Tom, Dick and Harry uses it for different purposes not in line with our dreams and aspirations.
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We had to employ the services of a more professional graphics designer to build a logo specially for the brand from scratch to finish....A logo that would standout firm both home and abroad and that truly depicts the brand and the nature it represents.


What do you think of our new logo?? Drop comments
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PS : It has been Trademarked (TM) so please copycats keep off.
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https://instagram.com/funmicoconuts


#funmicoconuts #newlogo #newface #natureforhealthyliving

Celebrities / Re: WASABI2019FEST: Wizkid And Tiwa Savage Step Out On Stage by Funmicoconuts(f): 4:34pm On Nov 10, 2019
Rextizz:
Too much weed..

And probably forgetting to eat when necessary.

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