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Business / Lagos Business Summit by Funmilayoanna(f): 5:23pm On Jun 13, 2019
Are you in Lagos?

Looking for a profitable investment /partnership with a prestigious company?
Become shareholders with dividend paid monthly and commissions weekly, all of these which grows into 6-7 figures and even more when you become one of the decision makers of the company(Director).

Are you a lover of trade and seeks to own a franchise?
Warehouse daily consumable products in high demands and of effective quality. Earn a great percentage of transactions made in your warehouse monthly including other incentives, e.g. all expenses paid trip, car award yearly, scholarship etc.
Basically having an extra source of income that can be willed to your children's children (Transgenerational wealth)....

Join us as we unravel the Gold mining investment with our reputable company having our major OEM & ODM clients like; TESCO, WALMART, UNILEVER,AVON, MARKS&SPENCER, H.E.B, etc. With (cool world class science and technology research & development institute in JAPAN, FRANCE, CHINA, USA, FRANCE and the latest brought to NIGERIA to serve the AFRICAN CONTINENT.

This Sunday, 16th of June, 2019.
3:30pm
@
1,Thomas Ajufo street, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos.
Prizes awaits early folks at the venue.

For reservations and enquires, call Anna: 09059466685

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Funmilayoanna(f): 5:19pm On Jun 13, 2019
Are you in Lagos?

Looking for a profitable investment /partnership with a prestigious company?
Become shareholders with dividend paid monthly and commissions weekly, all of these which grows into 6-7 figures and even more when you become one of the decision makers of the company(Director).

Are you a lover of trade and seeks to own a franchise?
Warehouse daily consumable products in high demands and of effective quality. Earn a great percentage of transactions made in your warehouse monthly including other incentives, e.g. all expenses paid trip, car award yearly, scholarship etc.
Basically having an extra source of income that can be willed to your children's children (Transgenerational wealth)....

Join us as we unravel the Gold mining investment with our reputable company having our major OEM & ODM clients like; TESCO, WALMART, UNILEVER,AVON, MARKS&SPENCER, H.E.B, etc. With (cool world class science and technology research & development institute in JAPAN, FRANCE, CHINA, USA, FRANCE and the latest brought to NIGERIA to serve the AFRICAN CONTINENT.

This Sunday, 16th of June, 2019.
3:30pm
@
1,Thomas Ajufo street, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos.
Prizes awaits early folks at the venue.

For reservations and enquires, call Anna: 09059466685

Jobs/Vacancies / Smart Growth To Greatness by Funmilayoanna(f): 4:24pm On Jun 13, 2019
Are you in Lagos?
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Looking for a profitable investment /partnership with a prestigious company?
Become shareholders with dividend paid monthly and commissions weekly, all of these which grows into 6-7 figures and even more when you become one of the decision makers of the company(Director).

Are you a lover of trade and seeks to own a franchise?
Warehouse daily consumable products in high demands and of effective quality. Earn a great percentage of transactions made in your warehouse monthly including other incentives, e.g. all expenses paid trip, car award yearly, scholarship etc.
Basically having an extra source of income that can be willed to your children's children (Transgenerational wealth)....

Join us as we unravel the Gold mining investment with our reputable company having our major OEM & ODM clients like; TESCO, WALMART, UNILEVER,AVON, MARKS&SPENCER, H.E.B, etc. With (cool world class science and technology research & development institute in JAPAN, FRANCE, CHINA, USA, FRANCE and the latest brought to NIGERIA to serve the AFRICAN CONTINENT.

This Sunday, 16th of June, 2019.
3:30pm
@
1,Thomas Ajufo street, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos.
Prizes awaits early folks at the venue.

For reservations and enquires, call Anna: 09059466685

Adverts / Re: Building Transgenerational Wealth by Funmilayoanna(f): 6:25am On Oct 04, 2018
The Representative of the Lagos State Government Nigeria �� in the person of the Lagos State Commissioner of Commerce and Industry at the Longrich 33 years Anniversary in China ��
Adverts / Building Transgenerational Wealth by Funmilayoanna(f): 10:19am On Oct 03, 2018
How much peace of mind would you like to have when you realise that you can be financially free without unecessary gimmicks!
*Good Afternoon, I present to you the manna of the 21st century*
Would you be open-minded to this?
It actually entails you becoming a partner/shareholder with a multi national company who are into diverse business line, one of which is the manufacturing sector producing high quality products with categories ranging from household items to high-tech products. They also produces under original Design Manufacturer for many major multinationals like Wal-Mart, Unilever, GSK(the common synsodine Toothpaste) etc
Becoming an investor,you can begin with a little amount and further grow,also invite like minded business individuals, with your shares percentage increasing and can serve you, your children, your Children's children and it runs like that till infinity....
You could aswell will it to your desired next of kin.
Benefits of becoming an investor includes
..an all expenses paid trip abroad 3times yearly
...car awards
...opportunities to owning your own brand through the platform
...scholarship degree in China
...MBA program in Regiees University
.... 25million naira house award
...Star Directorship incentives and many more...
The aim is to build transgenerational wealth and leave a legacy behind.Call or chat 08166122129 for details
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by Funmilayoanna(f): 10:16am On Oct 03, 2018
How much peace of mind would you like to have when you realise that you can be financially free without unecessary gimmicks!
*Good Afternoon, I present to you the manna of the 21st century*
Would you be open-minded to this?
It actually entails you becoming a partner/shareholder with a multi national company who are into diverse business line, one of which is the manufacturing sector producing high quality products with categories ranging from household items to high-tech products. They also produces under original Design Manufacturer for many major multinationals like Wal-Mart, Unilever, GSK(the common synsodine Toothpaste) etc
Becoming an investor,you can begin with a little amount and further grow,also invite like minded business individuals, with your shares percentage increasing and can serve you, your children, your Children's children and it runs like that till infinity....
You could aswell will it to your desired next of kin.
Benefits of becoming an investor includes
..an all expenses paid trip abroad 3times yearly
...car awards
...opportunities to owning your own brand through the platform
...scholarship degree in China
...MBA program in Regiees University
.... 25million naira house award
...Star Directorship incentives and many more...
The aim is to build transgenerational wealth and leave a legacy behind.Call or chat 08166122129 for details
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by Funmilayoanna(f): 10:15am On Oct 01, 2018
Our business model says, switch brand, switch from substantial, unhealthy products to better quality products manufactured by a global manufacturing company called Longrich international.

Asides this all you need do is to encourage people to change their lifestyle to a healthier one.

When u buy and use our products, you expected to also invite others to do same, but thegood thing is that as they buy and use our products, getting value for their money, you will also get your share of profit, based on sales connected to you directly or indirectly.

Imagine a toothpaste that can cure tooth ache...etc

Imagine a pantliner that eliminates 99.9% infection and bacteria

Imagine a sanitary napkin that eliminates infection, stops cramps, hold over 50ml of blood flow

Imagine a cup that converts your water from acidic(reduces immunity) to alkaline (increases immunity).

Imagine a cooking pot that keeps ur food alkaline and retains nutrients

Imagine a shoe that energizes u and helps recover from stroke...etc

Imagine a natural antibiotic that helps u fight diseases,terminal ailments and boosts ur immunity.

Imagine a soap that clears any kind of skin infection or body odour.

Imagine a deodorant that eliminates bad odour.
*HOW WE MAKE MONEY IN LONGLRICH*
All u need do is buy once (products u need), I.e convert your household expenses into a profit generating business. And afterwards, just share the opportunity with 3 people who also buy, and automatically, u start to share profit.

When this people also bring in there own people, you earn more and gradually, you rise to the level where u win Car funds, qualify for a house fund and also travel VIP to fantastic international tourist locations .

Note that this same money is what we spend monthly on household needs, health care needs, skin care needs,...etc

All we are saying is, buy wisely by buying from a company willing to share profit with you
Either way, you will still buy anyway
So apply wisdom and become financially free

Law of geometric proposition -
1 can bring 10
10 can bring 100
100 can bring 1000
1000 can bring 10,000
10,0000 can bring 100,000
100,000 can bring 1,000,000


Imagine u get just $10 dollars per purchases ? if 1,000,000 people in different countries buy just 1 product each ,
= $10 x 1,000,000 people

=$10,000,000 USD

Trust me .... In Longrich we build till money starts chasing us around....we no longer have to chase money.

*WHAT IS IN IT FOR ME?*

***7 figure weekly income.

***Shares 1% of the coy's monthly turnover (sales) as a VIP member - Shareholder.

***Brand new car award twice every year.

***All expense paid luxury vacations abroad 2-3 times yearly.

*** $150million house fund award at Star Director level.

***4 year Executive MBA programme @ the prestigious REGIS University Colorado USA.

***Scholarship for a degree programme for you or a beneficiary of your choice @SOOCHOW UNIVERSITY CHINA.
Connect with me on watsapp or call 08166122129 Let me show you where the stones are kept so that you too can walk on water.
Investment Ads / Investment Platform by Funmilayoanna(f): 12:08am On Aug 22, 2018
Longrich has a strategic plan to develop Africa with Nigeria, South Africa, Kenya as hubs for Western, Southern, Eastern African Markets.

The new factory project in Lekki Nigeria that will serve the entire African continent is expected to be fully operational in the next 10months.

Longrich seriously need leaders in all Africa countries that will pioneer businesses in their respective countries. Aside payment of initial business development costs(flights, accomodation) The company has offered huge 1m incentive etc to leaders that will go out to build new African markets.

The opportunities in Africa is huge, NOW is the time take advantage of this big emmerging Market!
chat 08166122129 for details...
Adverts / Re: Dealership Position!{the Gold Mine } by Funmilayoanna(f): 4:35am On Aug 03, 2018
Services quite available.. reply for more details
Events / All Expense Paid Luxury Business Tour by Funmilayoanna(f): 11:41pm On Jul 31, 2018
Take advantage of this great opportunity now as I and my team would be flying to Kenya come September _courtesy Longrich

Get on board Now! And secure a slot!
No time to waste time ����‍♀�‍♀���
comment interested or connect with me on watsapp 08166122129
Adverts / Re: Dealership Position!{the Gold Mine } by Funmilayoanna(f): 4:39pm On Jul 29, 2018
Are services are quite available
Adverts / Re: Dealership Position!{the Gold Mine } by Funmilayoanna(f): 12:44pm On Jul 28, 2018
Discover the Gold Mine hidden in your household!

You spend money on cleaning supplies, Personal care products, electronic gadgets, food,furniture, clothing, nutritional supplements etc.
everyday, every month, every year....

Do you know you can actually convert these expenses into income for yourself household?
Adverts / Prostate Health Awareness! by Funmilayoanna(f): 5:57am On Jul 28, 2018
Share with close male family members
- MY CHILDHOOD; MY MANHOOD; MY PROSTATE. A MUST READ!!

Ladies and Gentlemen

I am here to speak with you on Prostate. The topic is misleading. Is prostate strictly for men? Yes, ONLY men have prostate and ONLY men over 40years but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone. There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague.

Essentially what I will be doing today is health promotion. Responsible health promotion must provide three things:

1. Information
2. Reassurance
3. A plan of action.



Let me start with a background on prostate health.
Everyone has a pair of kidneys. The job of the kidney is to remove waste. It is the LAWMA (waste management company) of your body. Everyday your blood passes through the kidney several times to be filtered. As the blood is filtered, urine is formed and stored in a temporary storage tank called the urinary bladder.

If there were to be no urinary bladder, as a man walks on the road, urine will be dropping.
Now think of the plumbing work in your house. Think of the urinary bladder as the overhead storage tank. From the storage tank, a good plumber will run pipes to other parts of the house, including the kitchen. God in His wisdom ran pipes from our urinary bladder to the tip of the penis. The pipe is called the urethra. Just below the bladder and surrounding the urethra is a little organ called the prostate gland.

The prostate gland is the size of a walnut and weighs about 20grams. Its job is to make the seminal fluid which is stored in the seminal vesicle. During sexual intercourse, seminal fluid comes down the urethra and mixes with the sperms produced in the testicles to form the semen. So semen technically is not sperm. It is sperm + seminal fluid. The seminal fluid lubricates the sperm.

After age 40, for reasons that may be hormonal, the prostate gland begins to enlarge. From 20 grams it may grow to almost 100 grams. As it enlarges, it squeezes the urethra and the man begins to notice changes in the way he urinate.

If you have a son under 10, if he has a little mischief like we all did at that age, when he comes out to urinate, he can target the ceiling and the jet will hit target. Call his father to do same, wahala dey. His urine stream is weak, cannot travel a long distance and sometimes may come straight down on his legs. So he may need to stand in awkward position to urinate.

Not many men will be worried their urine stream cannot hit the ceiling. Toilets are on the floor and not on the ceiling. But other symptoms begin to show.

TERMINAL DRIPPLING: 
The man begins to notice that after urinating and repacking, urine still drops on his pants. This is the reason why after an older man urinates, he has to ring bell. A younger man simply delivers to the last drop and walks away. Just see an older man coming from the bathroom. Sometimes he may clutch the newspaper closely to hide the urine stains, particularly on plain colored trousers.

HESISTANCY
At this point you wait longer for the urine flow to start. There are 2 valves that must open for you to urinate – the internal and external sphincters. Both open but because of obstructions in the urethra, you wait long for the flow to start.

INCOMPLETE EMPTYING
You have this feeling immediately after urinating that there is still something left.

As all these things happen, the bladder begins to work harder to compensate for the obstruction in the urethra. The frequency of urination goes up. Urgency sets in. sometimes you have to practically run into the toilet. Nocturia also becomes common. You wake up more than 2 times at night to urinate. Your wife begins to complain.

Men being men may not talk to anyone even at this point. Then the more serious complications start.
Stored urine gets infected and there may be burning sensation when urinating.

Stored urine forms crystals. Crystals come together to form stone either in the bladder or in the kidney. Stones may block the urethra.
Chronic urinary retention sets in. The bladder stores more and more urine. The size of the bladder is 40 - 60 cl. A bottle of coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An overfilled bladder may leak and this leads to wetting/urinary incontinence. Also the volume may put pressure on the kidney and may lead to kidney damage.
What may likely bring the man to hospital is acute urinary retention. He wakes up one day and he is not able to pass urine.

Everything I have described above is associated with prostate enlargement, technically called benign prostate hyperplasia.

There are other diseases of the prostate like:
1. Prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate
2. Prostate cancer – cancer of the prostate.

I have bad news and good news.

The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough.
The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health.

Nutrition
Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers, according to the US National Cancer Institute is related to what we eat.
Red meat everyday triples your chances of prostate disease. Milk everyday doubles your risk. Not taking fruits / vegetables daily quadruples your risk.

Tomatoes are very good for men. If that is the only thing your wife can present in the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent natural antioxidant.
Foods that are rich in zinc are also good for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds (ugbogulu).
Zinc is about the most essential element for male sexuality and fertility.

Men need more zinc than women. Every time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to metabolize alcohol.

EXERCISE
Exercise helps build the muscle tone. Every man should exercise. Men over 40 should avoid high impact exercise like jogging. It puts pressure on the knees. Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We recommend brisk walking.

SMOKING
Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels and impact circulation around the groin.

SEX
Regular sex is good for the prostate.

Celibates are more prone to prostate illness. While celibacy is a moral decision, it is not a biological adaptation. Your prostate gland is designed to empty its contents regularly.

*GET PROSTATE HEALTH SUPPLEMENTS TODAY. CALL NOW.08166122129 *

Thought: when someone shared something of value with you and benefit from it. You have a moral obligation to share it with others because someone in your friends list might be saved.
Adverts / Dealership Position!{the Gold Mine } by Funmilayoanna(f): 5:36am On Jul 28, 2018
Fear not! I have great news! The SHARING ECONOMY has made it easy to become a dealer with a lot less amount of money!

Currently, I'm a dealer(distributor)for one of the big brands in the world. This brand is a manufacturing company for many multi million dollar multi national companies! I spent less than a 100k to become a distributor and today, I have risen to a major distributorship positon.This dealership gives I and my family weekly and monthly commissions, free international trips(China, USA, South Africa etc),car-funding,etc.

Have you ever heard of Longrich? They have over 2,000 products globally cutting across daily cosmetic, health care,Household care, Skin care and healthy machinery. You can be a distributor for as low as 30,000 naira. Interested in Mining your own Gold? Let's chat on +2348166122129 Available in all African countries and Abroad

Health / Re: Prostate enlargement.. Share your experience and success story by Funmilayoanna(f): 4:03am On Jul 28, 2018
What's your medical view on prostate enlargement (young and old alike) are you experiencing any symptoms?Do you in your subconsciousness live a lifestyle that threatens your prostate gland...Let's discuss.
Health / Prostate enlargement.. Share your experience and success story by Funmilayoanna(f): 10:01pm On Jul 27, 2018
Share with close male family and friends

MY CHILDHOOD; MY MANHOOD; MY PROSTATE. A MUST READ!!

Ladies and Gentlemen

I am here to speak with you on Prostate. The topic is misleading. Is prostate strictly for men? Yes, ONLY men have prostate and ONLY men over 40years but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone. There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague.

Essentially what I will be doing today is health promotion. Responsible health promotion must provide three things:

1. Information
2. Reassurance
3. A plan of action.



Let me start with a background on prostate health.
Everyone has a pair of kidneys. The job of the kidney is to remove waste. It is the LAWMA (waste management company) of your body. Everyday your blood passes through the kidney several times to be filtered. As the blood is filtered, urine is formed and stored in a temporary storage tank called the urinary bladder.

If there were to be no urinary bladder, as a man walks on the road, urine will be dropping.
Now think of the plumbing work in your house. Think of the urinary bladder as the overhead storage tank. From the storage tank, a good plumber will run pipes to other parts of the house, including the kitchen. God in His wisdom ran pipes from our urinary bladder to the tip of the penis. The pipe is called the urethra. Just below the bladder and surrounding the urethra is a little organ called the prostate gland.

The prostate gland is the size of a walnut and weighs about 20grams. Its job is to make the seminal fluid which is stored in the seminal vesicle. During sexual intercourse, seminal fluid comes down the urethra and mixes with the sperms produced in the testicles to form the semen. So semen technically is not sperm. It is sperm + seminal fluid. The seminal fluid lubricates the sperm.

After age 40, for reasons that may be hormonal, the prostate gland begins to enlarge. From 20 grams it may grow to almost 100 grams. As it enlarges, it squeezes the urethra and the man begins to notice changes in the way he urinate.

If you have a son under 10, if he has a little mischief like we all did at that age, when he comes out to urinate, he can target the ceiling and the jet will hit target. Call his father to do same, wahala dey. His urine stream is weak, cannot travel a long distance and sometimes may come straight down on his legs. So he may need to stand in awkward position to urinate.

Not many men will be worried their urine stream cannot hit the ceiling. Toilets are on the floor and not on the ceiling. But other symptoms begin to show.

TERMINAL DRIPPLING: 
The man begins to notice that after urinating and repacking, urine still drops on his pants. This is the reason why after an older man urinates, he has to ring bell. A younger man simply delivers to the last drop and walks away. Just see an older man coming from the bathroom. Sometimes he may clutch the newspaper closely to hide the urine stains, particularly on plain colored trousers.

HESISTANCY
At this point you wait longer for the urine flow to start. There are 2 valves that must open for you to urinate – the internal and external sphincters. Both open but because of obstructions in the urethra, you wait long for the flow to start.

INCOMPLETE EMPTYING
You have this feeling immediately after urinating that there is still something left.

As all these things happen, the bladder begins to work harder to compensate for the obstruction in the urethra. The frequency of urination goes up. Urgency sets in. sometimes you have to practically run into the toilet. Nocturia also becomes common. You wake up more than 2 times at night to urinate. Your wife begins to complain.

Men being men may not talk to anyone even at this point. Then the more serious complications start.
Stored urine gets infected and there may be burning sensation when urinating.

Stored urine forms crystals. Crystals come together to form stone either in the bladder or in the kidney. Stones may block the urethra.
Chronic urinary retention sets in. The bladder stores more and more urine. The size of the bladder is 40 - 60 cl. A bottle of coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An overfilled bladder may leak and this leads to wetting/urinary incontinence. Also the volume may put pressure on the kidney and may lead to kidney damage.
What may likely bring the man to hospital is acute urinary retention. He wakes up one day and he is not able to pass urine.

Everything I have described above is associated with prostate enlargement, technically called benign prostate hyperplasia.

There are other diseases of the prostate like:
1. Prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate
2. Prostate cancer – cancer of the prostate.

I have bad news and good news.

The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough.
The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health.

Nutrition
Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers, according to the US National Cancer Institute is related to what we eat.
Red meat everyday triples your chances of prostate disease. Milk everyday doubles your risk. Not taking fruits / vegetables daily quadruples your risk.

Tomatoes are very good for men. If that is the only thing your wife can present in the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent natural antioxidant.
Foods that are rich in zinc are also good for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds (ugbogulu).
Zinc is about the most essential element for male sexuality and fertility.

Men need more zinc than women. Every time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to metabolize alcohol.

EXERCISE
Exercise helps build the muscle tone. Every man should exercise. Men over 40 should avoid high impact exercise like jogging. It puts pressure on the knees. Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We recommend brisk walking.

SMOKING
Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels and impact circulation around the groin.

SEX
Regular sex is good for the prostate.

Celibates are more prone to prostate illness. While celibacy is a moral decision, it is not a biological adaptation. Your prostate gland is designed to empty its contents regularly.

*GET PROSTATE HEALTH SUPPLEMENTS TODAY. CALL NOW.08166122129 *

Thought: when someone shared something of value with you and benefit from it. You have a moral obligation to share it with others because someone in your friends list might be saved.

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