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Religion / Re: 7 Different Churches In One Building in Lagos, See Nigerians' Reactions by funnanya: 4:23pm On Mar 26, 2019
sunnyside16:
I can bet this building will be around okoko grin grin grin grin grin grin
Don't mind the op. That building is at nkpor in anambra state.
Politics / Re: What Nigerians Should Expect From Buhari’s Second Term by funnanya: 4:39pm On Feb 27, 2019
Politics / Re: “Where Is Nigeria Air?” Nigerians Mock Buhari As Ibom Air Gets Unveiled by funnanya: 11:47am On Feb 21, 2019
abbaapple:
angry


Is good to Wail but when the wailing is getting out of hand that means you are cursed!! Ipobpigbians are confused! Hungry set of people lipsrsealed spits on there useless faces undecided
The Igbos are not hungry. Do the statistics of the most wretched people in Nigeria and find out where the yorubas belong.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ARM Life Plc Mid-level & Exp. Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by funnanya: 1:28pm On Feb 06, 2019
carbony4red:


Have you worked there before??
more than slavery job.
Sports / Re: Barcelona Unveils New Players’ Jersey For Next Season 2017/18… Yay Or Na by funnanya: 11:40am On Jul 15, 2017
Kaodek:
Yah
watch out for this new jersey in Aba market on Monday morning. Igbo kwenu!
Celebrities / Re: Kcee And His Bag Of Dollars Take Photos by funnanya: 7:34am On Oct 02, 2015
EVILFOREST:
NOW, this happens when a MAN with POOR MENTALITY is empowered or acquires wealth.

For these MEN, u need to OVERHAUL their mentality to get it right.

U know a MAN, when he acquires WEALTH.
U know a LADY, when U lack wealth and livelihood.

Neither will DANGOTE or his daughters behave like this, because they believe being WEALTHY is their birth right and they are used to it.


Who knows how KCEE's family was, before this turn around maintenance .. ?

Dangote too was from a poor background.No sense in your comment. Allow the young man to have fun.
Politics / Re: Flexing On Point: Gej On Blazer And Addidas Canvas by funnanya: 7:47pm On Aug 17, 2015
Chubhie:
Is that not his former Boss Alamco Alams. GEJ looks uninspiring and lacks that charisma of a man fit to lead over 200 million Nigerians.

I mean no disrespect to those that see him as their hero. That's the impressions I got looking at this picture.
yet he ruled your a*ss for 5+ years. No go read for your NECO exams.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Chilling On Dangotes' Yacht by funnanya: 9:35pm On Jul 26, 2015
Celebrities / Re: Photos from Duncan Mighty's White Wedding Today by funnanya: 8:59am On Jul 26, 2015
Vanquay:
:-
seems like their kids..
Foreign Affairs / Re: “don’t Blame Us For Not Supporting The Nigerian Army” – US Senator by funnanya: 9:42pm On Jul 24, 2015
Nasri100:


I think you have difficulty in understanding simple lines. Do not let hate of the President affect your reasoning. The senator's assertion is infact launching a scathing attack to the past government. The war crimes were perpetuated under Jonathan and not Buhari's government. Go back to school.
prof.,have you forgotten odi massacre under obasanjo. Why only Jonathan.

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Politics / Re: Pictures of Gov Fayose At A Palm Wine Joint Omisanjana, Ado Ekiti Today by funnanya: 1:48am On Jul 10, 2015
Flameboy26:
woo to ur ENGLISH TEACHER
Woo ko .Wee ni. Are you better than him ? Woe to your english teacher too. Ode!
Crime / Re: Killers Of Ex-FUTA VC Remanded In Prison (Photos) by funnanya: 9:11am On Jul 02, 2015
Bibidear:

dats better,av got so many igbo friends and we aint lyk this to each other
and who told you that the rascal is an igbo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Signs That Its A GNLD Job Invite.... by funnanya: 2:12pm On Jun 18, 2015
1stola:
Yes!

This is the thread I have been waiting for smiley

I hate those bastąrds with passion angry

While serving in Abuja, they wasted my time so many times inviting me for fake jobs.

Most annoying then was a guy they deceived. They made him come all the way from Abia state to Abuja for a fake job interview.

The guy became extremely stranded and had to do a sales boy in a restaurant for two months before he was able to raise money to travel back to his State.

These jobless youths go about pasting and posting fake jobs everywhere with silly salaries to deceive other jobless youths.
Those idióts get sweet mouth shocked
But only a fool will fall for them undecided

Others includes;
TREVO

FOREVER LIVING

GREEN WORLD E.T.C
Let us expose them all
Bellmarri farms Ikoyi
God will not forgive them for wasting my time and money on day. One useless michael

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Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Called Akinwunmi Ambode To Congratulate Him Screenshot by funnanya: 9:03pm On Apr 12, 2015
simplibaba:
“Most Igbos says they are the people that developed Lagos and made Lagos what it is today. They say without Igbos, Lagos is finished. And i keep wondering, how has Igbos helped in shaping and developing Lagos?

“Lets get the fact right, Igbos didn't develop Lagos rather, it was Lagos that shaped and made the Igbos what they are today. Without igbos in Lagos, Lagos will remain Lagos and without Lagos, most Igbos may likely be nothing.

“Reason for my assertion is that most giant and top companies that attracts millions of people across the country to Lagos are not owned by the Igbos so, how has Igbos shaped and developed Lagos?

“This are the achievements and economic advancement Igbos gave Lagos and Lagosians; tokunbo and fake spare parts at Ladepo Market, China Electronics and pirated CDs at Alaba market, bend-down select cloths at Idumota and yaba and kotangowa market, Chinese and tokunbo computers accessories and phones at Computer village Ikeja are Igbos economical achievement and contribution to Lagos. In fact, most Igbos are causing nuisance in Lagos. A visit to this markets will tell you the amount of nuisance that Most Igbos has caused in Lagos. The environments this Igbos traders are mostly populated are always polluted with waste of all sorts, they are dirty, stinking, rough, erection of illegal shops on road, on pipeline and railway lines are encouraged in this market places that causes traffic gridlock and other dangerous acts and when Lagos state government dismantle this illegal shops, they get angry, if Lagos state government close their shops for environmental violation, they pick offence. How then has the Igbos developed Lagos?

“As long as am concerned, PZ, COCA-COLA, 7UP, CADBURY, MTN, ZAIN, GLO, ETISALAT, DANGOTE, SHOP-RITES, GOLDEN PENNY, FLOUR MILL, INDOMIE, UNILEVER, P&G, CHI LIMITED, GUINNESS, NIGERIA BREWERIES, OANDO, CONOIL, TOTAL, MOBIL, CHEVRON, SHELL, AQUADANA, KFC, EKO HOTEL, INTER CONTINENTAL HOTEL, PROTEA HOTEL, JULIUS BERGER, RCC CONSTRUCTION, NESTLE, KPMG, GSK, FRISLAND FOOD, WAMCO, BRITISH AMERICA TOBACCO, FLOUR MILL, SCHLUBEGER, AIT, SILVERBIRD TV, CHANNELS TV, LARFARGE, etc are not own by the Igbos. This companies are what attracted millions of people to Lagos.

“Igbos shouldn't lay claim that they develop a place by becoming nuisance. Most of the top churches in Lagos are not also owned by Igbos. House on the Rock, Redeem, Christ Embassy, Deeper life, living faith, MFM, etc are not owned by Igbos, the only church that's reasonable that's owned by an Igbo man is TREM, while another Igbos church Lord Chosen church encourage nuisance in Lagos and it also double as the most dirtiest church in Lagos.

“Records shows that 75% of robbery cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 85% of ritual cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of drug cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 70% of fraud cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 90% of pirated CDs in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of fake and Adulterated drugs in Lagos that has kill thousands of Lagosians are carried out by Igbos, in fact, most of the crimes in Lagos are related to the Igbos so how has Igbos developed Lagos when they can't get their hands off crimes?

“There's no Igbo man among the top three richest people in Nigeria, so how are they successful?

“The truth is that Igbos should be grateful that the Yorubas accommodated them in Lagos peacefully, they shouldn't take the Meekness and kindness of the Yorubas for granted.

“Igbos didn't make Lagos but its actually Lagos that made Igbos.”
The area boys in lagos headed by Bola Tinubu are also Igbos. Mumu. What percentage of yorubas work in those companies u mentioned and how many of them are owned by the yorubas.
Politics / Re: Opc Warns Against Unbecoming Comments Directed At Oba Akiolu by funnanya: 11:14pm On Apr 08, 2015
searching4lovee:
Yea. Tell the flat headed iddiots undecided
like Banki W. idiat.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Not A Hero – Oby Ezekwesili by funnanya: 4:28am On Apr 04, 2015
Raxxye:
A hero, according to Wikipedia, is

"a character or person, who, in the face of danger and
adversity or from a position of weakness, displays
courage or self-sacrifice"

Another source defines it thus:

"a person who, in the opinion of others, has heroic
qualities or has performed a heroic act and is
regarded as a model or ideal"

Unless Ezekwesili has a different definition of a hero different from the above, then I beg to disagree with her.

For promising to conduct a free and fair election without interfering in the process, and keeping his words: that makes him a hero

Think for a second what would have become of last Saturday's election had the president lost his calm after the card reader failed to capture him and kept him waiting in the sun for over thirty minutes, moreso when his party had advised against the use of the card reader. Had he stormed out of that polling booth, that would have been the end of election that day, and the consequences could only have been imagined. For maintaining his cool in the face of that, he is a hero

For calling GMB and congratulating him(something GMB never did in 2011 and can never do), and thereby averting "goons and baboons" being soaked in blood, he is a hero

For telling his party not to bother contesting the outcome of the election in court to avoid distracting the incoming president, he is a hero

Hate him as much as you choose to do, Mrs Ezekwesili, you cannot take this glorious moment from him. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has set a standard for democracy, not only in Nigeria, but also in Africa. The man is a true democrat and, indeed, our national hero!
To think that this woman messed up the education ministry under her watch. She even put up all the unity schools for sale. Talk is cheap. Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Ngige,ex Gov. Of Anambra Spotted As Security Of Okorocha Imo State Gov (photo) by funnanya: 4:15am On Apr 04, 2015
SammyHoe:
[b]

FOUR MAJOR REASONS WHY JONATHAN ACCEPTED DEFEAT EASILY


No Civilian President would have done lesser than what Jonathan does(Accepting defeat). All the other presidents who stuck to power in the past have military background, so Jona hasn't done anything spectacular and I don't think he has made any history contrary to the songs many people here are singing.

Now here are my reasons for saying he hasn't made any history:


1. There are international observers everywhere and any nonsense will get him Gbagboed into International prison because they have declared the election as FREE AND FAIR. Remember Charles Taylor, Laurent Gbagbo and Gaddafi. They are all soldiers who are not scared a bit of prison or death, that's why they never stopped fighting. But for GEJ, he is not strong; a civillian like you and I, not ready to languish in prison. Obama himself made allusion to Nigeria election a day before it held, so that is enough to send some sensation of fear into the spine of any African president who has no military background. Jona himself has been made to sign peace treaty twice and also interviewed internationally and made to vow that their would be a credible election.


2. The earlier he agrees with Buhari, the better for him because no matter what he does, BUHARI is ready to suck him dry of the national wealth he has amassed for himself over the years and possibly dump him in prison. You will remember his wife shouting that she wasn't ready to feed her husband in prison. Jonathan is not a strong person at heart, so you should expect him to be scared of prison, unlike the likes of Buhari, Obj and other military converts.
So, calling Buhari on phone isn't a big deal at all, since that would be the last appeal he could do so that his punishment could be lessened. With this, by the time Buhari start crying out loud that Jonathan has done this and that, we the gullible Nigerians will start calling Buhari a wicked man and saying "upon how Jona called this man on phone, yet he is still exposing him that way." That is what we call APPEAL TO PITY(Fallacy)

3. With JEGA's intellectually calm and astute response to Mr Odubebe's bei bei bei, the whole world has already judged the man as a very shrewd and unbiased man, so I don't see any court case or rejection of the election result standing at all. Surely, Jega will defend himself and win in all cases. Also, everyone knows that Jona would have made many advances to Jega in attempts to bribe him; surely JEGA will reveal those advances in court and the story would be 'no story at all.'

4. Jona had to act this way(you all know he is a Nollywood actor) just to buy the apathy of many gullible Nigerians (especially the 'prophet says' and the 'Jona is a gentleman' type). He hasn't done anything well for the past six years, so by gently walking away, he wants to use that to gain last-minute popularity. Well, good luck to him but I ain't buying his ideas.[/b]
TRASH

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo’s Prophecy About 2015 Elections by funnanya: 9:55pm On Mar 08, 2015
EggovinMma:
Ok.

Too much talk. Still waiting for him to open the gate of hell tho grin grin
.beware of idle talks.
Politics / Re: Fashola: Release Igbo PVCs. NOW. by funnanya: 12:37pm On Feb 08, 2015
ibedun:
Why is anyone listening to these Mofos. They should go to Anambrabia villages for their PVCs. Beast of no nation we have over tolerated these mofos.
Everytime I hear Okoroji or Apga I fel really insulted.
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The last I checked Lagos was once the capitl of nigeria and was built and developd by the resouces from the All the tribes in nigeria. So grow up kid.

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Two Men To Death For Stealing Fowls! by funnanya: 2:02pm On Dec 18, 2014
The court in Okuku sentenced 2 men for stealing OKUKU grin

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