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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hi There, You Can Check Your Pre-selection Status Here ��� by funnix: 9:55am On Nov 22, 2017
When I checked yesterday I was not been selected. I just checked now with my bvn I received a congratulatory message that I've been preselected. What could that mean pls
Religion / Re: Why Do We Pray Only In Jesus Name? by funnix: 11:18am On Nov 05, 2017
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harbjar:

No brother, you didnt quote the verse correctly and completely... Dont short circuit and pick the statements that suite your argument and leave the whole sentence
..firstly, we Muslims believe jesus was born through a virgin birth and the word in the Quran means "God said Be and he was" just as God said let there be light in the Bible and there was... Thats the WORD OF GOD MEANT IN QURAN... But it doesnt mean he is God or son of God because the likeness of the birth of jesus is like adam that has even has no father or mother or eve that has a father but no mother.. So whats extraordinary bout jesus then... If sure u must have seen this in the Quran since u claim u read it

Secondly: The quran was explicit bou the miracles performed by jesus that he did all those things by the power of God and not by his power just as jesus himself said in the bible that "I by the finger of God cast of devils and I by the power of God heal the sick" he also said "i cannot by own self do nothing but only what God grants'
Explicit statements in your bible, but nooo you throw away the words of Jesus but follow that of paul who wasnt even alive when was Jesus was on earth..
Jesus wasnt first and last of God's prophet to perform miracles, moses did, Muhammad did, noah did, so what do u mean by miracles that only God can perform.... Thats is blasphemy ..
Thirdly... The verse quoted above in which you removed alot of things and carved out what suited you is this

Surah An-Nisa, Verse 171:
يَا أَهْلَ الْكِتَابِ لَا تَغْلُوا فِي دِينِكُمْ وَلَا تَقُولُوا عَلَى اللَّهِ إِلَّا الْحَقَّ إِنَّمَا الْمَسِيحُ عِيسَى ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ وَكَلِمَتُهُ أَلْقَاهَا إِلَىٰ مَرْيَمَ وَرُوحٌ مِّنْهُ فَآمِنُوا بِاللَّهِ وَرُسُلِهِ وَلَا تَقُولُوا ثَلَاثَةٌ انتَهُوا خَيْرًا لَّكُمْ إِنَّمَا اللَّهُ إِلَٰهٌ وَاحِدٌ سُبْحَانَهُ أَن يَكُونَ لَهُ وَلَدٌ لَّهُ مَا فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَمَا فِي الْأَرْضِ وَكَفَىٰ بِاللَّهِ وَكِيلًا

O people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians)! Do not exceed the limits in your religion, nor say of Allah aught but the truth. The Messiah 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), was (no more than) a Messenger of Allah and His Word, ("Be!" - and he was) which He bestowed on Maryam (Mary) and a spirit (Ruh) created by Him; so believe in Allah and His Messengers. Say not: "Three (trinity)!" Cease! (it is) better for you. For Allah is (the only) One Ilah (God), Glory be to Him (Far Exalted is He) above having a son. To Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. And Allah is All-Sufficient as a Disposer of affairs....
Pls get informed

[color=#000099]wa she ire, jazakallahukhairan

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Crime / Re: 10 Nigerians Arrested In India For Fake Fund Transfer Case (photos/video) by funnix: 4:35pm On Sep 13, 2017
Awon ti Biafra lawon eleyi,why calling them Nigerians? Abegi o dem be developers for Biafra land
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Congratulatory Message From Npower by funnix: 7:57am On Aug 28, 2017
Save your congratulations till next month. The message you received might be a scam .Think wisely
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Congratulatory Message From Npower by funnix: 7:56am On Aug 28, 2017
2017 Npower Recruitment List Of Successful Shortlisted Applicants | (1st Batch List)

The 2017 Npower Recruitment List Of Successful Shortlisted Applicants – This is to inform all those that apply for the 2017 N-power Recruitment that the 2017 Npower Recruitment list of successful Shortlisted applicants will be out by next month.

The N-Power Programme to select over 200,000 people for the first phase of the social investment programme of the federal government of Nigeria.

The list of names and details of those who have been selected are now available on the NPower website.

How to Check 2017 Npower Recruitment List Of Successful Shortlisted Applicants:

The Npower 1st Batch List of successful shortlisted applicants will soon be uploaded online; To check your name follow the steps below;

Visit Npower Portal: http://npower.gov.ngEnter your registered Phone numberThen click the check button to check your name.

If you are shortlisted, then visit npvn.npower.gov.ng/home/

Important Update

All information about Npower will be posted online via the NPower website; www.npower.gov.ng for the meantime the Management is working on getting everything ready as soon as possible.

Our attention has been drawn to false and fraudulent reports circulating especially in the Social Media that There are equally false reports and claims about an unauthorized request for vital personal information of beneficiaries such as BVN, Account Number, among others not known to the Presidency or any arm of the Federal Government.

Beneficiaries and potential beneficiaries of the N-Power Volunteer Corps should ignore such reports emanating from fake sources and outlets and only relate with bonafide presidency and FG sources and web portals (http://npvn.npower.gov.ng, http://npower.gov.ng). For the avoidance of doubt, legitimate communication about the N-Power is done through selection@npower.gov.ng or the relevant Focal Persons appointed by each of the 36 States and the FCT.

Any information that does not emanate from this identified sources or directly from the Presidency should be simply and outrightly dismissed.

Date for commencement of the next batch of volunteers for the N-Power program will be announced on http://npvn.npower.gov.ng and http://npower.gov.ng

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested With Marijuana In India by funnix: 12:01pm On Jul 30, 2017
Awon developer, adojutini gbogbo. If you guys eventually get your Biafra I wonder which country will give you visa with this una developing up and down.awon alaini ronu

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Politics / Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu Performs 'Ritual' To Actualize Biafra (Video, Photos) by funnix: 9:14am On Jul 12, 2017
May God grant them their Biafra make we rest abeg. Awon alainikanshe

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Reacts To Apostle Suleman And Stephanie Otabo's Sex Scandal by funnix: 8:48pm On Mar 06, 2017
Christains will forever be gullible,they will always give their "anointed sheperd" 1000&1 reasons to defend him even when the truth is obviose but will quick to judge on islam and every muslims .awon oloshi gbogbo

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Religion / Re: Akan Weeks' Banner Spotted In Ghana 3 Months After Uyo Church Building Collapse by funnix: 2:46pm On Feb 27, 2017
Assuming he is a muslim,christains will tag him and all muslims bad names forgetting that it can happen in any religion. Bunch of hypocrates!

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Crime / Re: The Woman Who Stoned Her Stepdaughter Dead In Benue (Photo) by funnix: 10:59am On Feb 25, 2017
]She is a Muslim isn't she?

So what has that got to do with that,christains that are doing worst in the name of wicthcraft nko? Stupid hypocrate
Celebrities / Re: Saheed Balogun Celebrates His Birthday Mecca (Photo) by funnix: 12:43pm On Feb 06, 2017
ccasilas:
what is holy in the land where head is been chopped off
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Your headache,deal with it...seems everything islam is giving you that shior

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Daughters Dancing At Zahra's Wedding Reception In Abuja (Photos) by funnix: 3:05pm On Dec 21, 2016
Yet they will sponsor their people to behead others for listening to similar musics[

Say not what you dont know
Politics / Re: "I Don’t Accept Gifts From People" - Aisha Buhari by funnix: 9:59am On Dec 08, 2016
[sub][/sub][quote author=lilprinze post=51726834]So were dose she get money to buy all the expensive watches and clothes she wears. Buhari and APC are the biggest scam Nigeria has ever encountered.


Was she poor before she become the firstlady?where does all those celebs got there money to build and buy all those expensive clothes and cars? They are not better than her
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Borno Mosque Leaves 6 People Dead (graphic Photos) by funnix: 3:51pm On Jul 08, 2016
herbie27:
Not only Boko haram, terrorism all over the world.
Imagine the Dubai mecca bombing by ISIS....there must be something in that Quran that misleads this islamist.
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i advice you to go through the holy Qur'an thoroughly without a bias mind and see the beauty in it. you may be convinced and might change your religion to al islam at the end of your search . islam is true and pure . There is nothing in our Goly Qur'an that preaches terrorism

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Islam for Muslims / Re: 10 Ideas For Ramadan At Your Workplace by funnix: 12:00pm On May 20, 2016
amin. may Allah make us witness this holy month. amin

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Politics / Re: Sheikh Muhammad Ahmed el-Tayeb Is In Nigeria, Set To Meet Buhari by funnix: 12:56pm On May 18, 2016
who can ever compare gold to a rusty aluminium before?didn't they teach respect in your church? you can never see a wel cultured Muslim say a derogatory words to jesus cos we respect him as a prophet. and who is an idol worshiper here? have you forgotten that you worship a statue and a make believe pictures of jesus in your church?

Sharrap. Thank God we are not serving the same God. Allah of the Qur'an is not the same God of the bible. You idol worshipers. [/quote]

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Verily, With Hardship, There Is Relief by funnix: 1:27pm On Mar 04, 2016
jazakillahukhairan. inna ma al usri yusra

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