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Romance / Re: Beautiful Lady Wears Hijab In Pre-Wedding Pictures by funnix: 2:58pm On Oct 21, 2018
why re they now letting us know undecided I pity those who live around them coz bomb can answer there anytime undecided[/quote][color=#006600][/color]

Envy will not kill you and your likes. You wish your religion was as modest, peaceful and beautiful as Islam .It will not and can never be....deal with that . Nonsense

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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Teaches Son How To Pound Yam (PHOTOS) by funnix: 9:04am On Oct 20, 2018
Good of him. Its good to teach and show our kids irrespective of gender to be responsible from young age
Islam for Muslims / Re: Our Sallah Meat Is About To Be Enjoyed by funnix: 3:27pm On Aug 22, 2018
Zane2point4:
Indeed you guys are professional butchers. See how nicely you guys sliced and hung the poor ram.

Thats why e no dey hard una to kill and decapitate ppl.

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You can never have sense again....
Islam for Muslims / Re: Our Sallah Meat Is About To Be Enjoyed by funnix: 3:24pm On Aug 22, 2018
tasteofcash:
Terrorists
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Kill yourself! Idiot
Family / Re: Man Spits On His Wife After Chasing Wife & Children Away In Rivers State by funnix: 4:45pm On Aug 18, 2018
Useless good for nothing man

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Religion / Re: Christians Not Allowed Places Of Worship In Some Northern Tertiary Institutions by funnix: 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2018
Stupid Hippocrates! Everything must revolve around them. Muslims in the southeast/south never had the kind of freedom the Christians are having in the North. Different chapels and churches around. I wonder what the stupid bishop want to gain with his lies

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npowerng by funnix: 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2018
Can I apply for schorlarship outside Nigeria?
Business / Re: Hauwa Indimi And Mohammed Yar'adua: Bride & Groom Stun In New Photos by funnix: 6:10pm On Jun 29, 2018
Throwback:
Where are team Hijab, MURIC, Prof Ishaq Akintola and stubborn lawyer Firdaus?
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Bloody hypocrite, talking as if you have never seen some Muslims without hijab .just want to cause issues from none

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Business / Re: Wedding: Hauwa & Meram Indimi Kamu Ceremonies (Photos) by funnix: 2:57pm On Jun 28, 2018
gwama:


I thing they are fulani not Hausa
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They are kanuri not Fulani
Family / Re: My Uncle Takes His Daughter For Virginity Tests Annually --- Is It Ideal? by funnix: 8:04pm On Jun 07, 2018
Train your boy child just exactly you do to your female child.Give them good morals and discipline. Do not neglect one for another. So many irresponsible ,pervert and grown of babies in the name of men out there. GIVE YoUR MALE CHiLD MoRAL UpBRINGING. Virginity is not for female alone

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Can I Break My Fast Because Of Hard Examination Or Test To Enable Me Read? by funnix: 10:15am On Jun 01, 2018
Jimmy231:
I no be Muslims and I no belive in all this rubbish I accept before I had to comment. If you like die no break the fast. Fast over hyped since 1700 before Mohamed
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This thread is not meant for you...I pray you don't poke nose to your death since you don't want to mind your business. Awon trouble makers
Islam for Muslims / Re: Menstruation And Worship In Ramadan by funnix: 10:05am On Jun 01, 2018
Fatherofdragons:
nonsense
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Time will tell...only pray it will not be too late by then. Have a nice day
Islam for Muslims / Re: Menstruation And Worship In Ramadan by funnix: 10:01am On Jun 01, 2018
Jimmy231:
Abeg make u na let's here word with this una Ramadan rubbish. Fasting way Don cast. After all u na Don eat morning food already
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This is a Muslim post for Allah's sake,nobody ask you to open it. Just because you want to rubbish ,disgrace and show your uncultured attitude makes you open it. I guess Christians were not taught to mind their business, and not to meddle in affairs that does not concern them. No moral ,cultured Muslims will open the thread meant for Christians and start disgracing himself just as you always do in Islamic thread cos part of our culture is good morals...go with your religion while I go with mine

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Celebrates Children's Day With Photo Of His 4 Children by funnix: 5:06am On May 28, 2018
HRich:
Upon all his money, just One Son?? God is wonderful
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Stupid mentality... Females are not children are abi? You better pray to God to give you children that will be of great joy and blessings to you and drop that your stupid archaic mentality

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Sheik Sama’ila Abbas Dakace Is Dead! by funnix: 8:25pm On Apr 06, 2018
teebaxy:
hehe, what is Nairaland turning into...?so i must be a muslim b4 i cud comment. Tis 1 weak me.
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Its either you are new on nairaland or you just being Hippocratic ....nonsense
Islam for Muslims / Re: Sheik Sama’ila Abbas Dakace Is Dead! by funnix: 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2018
theapeman:
What a waste!


You die without giving your life to Christ Jesus and repenting from your sinful days on earth!


JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SALVATION!


GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST JESUS AND EXPERIENCE TRUE PEACE
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Just as the way you are experiencing now abi? ..no thanks, my Islam is just right and perfect for me..hold on to your religion while I hold on to mine

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Crime / Re: Kelvin Sean Leaks Nudes Of His Wife, EttySimplyBeautiful (Photos) by funnix: 3:02pm On Apr 03, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Stubborn woman.
You can send your nudes but you can't send your baby to go and have a better life in Canada.

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Stupid boy, your hatred for women will cause a lifetime regrets In future. Spit on you
Foreign Affairs / Re: Spying On Your Spouse Phone Is Now A Crime In Saudi Arabia, ₦47M Fine & A Year. by funnix: 2:45pm On Apr 03, 2018
TemmyWon:


May my ancestors together with his and the gods of my family house like 10 of them punish your destiny now and in after life.
For Chrissake this man said something totally harmless for the first time. A woman married under customary laws is a good as a living room furniture. What dyu intend to gain from this? Rotten tomato person. I'm so a
nnoyed
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Really? So women are regarded only as a piece of furniture in her matrimonial home according to your religion? No wonder there is no much regards for women ...the better you change your perspectives on women,the best for you

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Politics / Re: Burial Photos Of Buba Umar Jibril, Late Reps Deputy Majority Leader by funnix: 10:39am On Mar 31, 2018
eezeribe:
They should have just used mat to burry him according to their tradition or religion;why trying to go against their own custom by using something that mimics a coffin...
That wooden box looks like what market women use in smoking cat fish...
May his soul rest in peace...
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How is that your problem? Stop displaying your stupidity everywhere. If you don't know you ask politely

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Romance / Re: Allison Bisongs Hyacintho: My Experience With A Pastor & Wife On Their Honeymoon by funnix: 3:04pm On Mar 28, 2018
Good! If only they will listen . we need to talk to our boy child just the way we do to girls to remain a virgin till marriage. They need to told on the dangers behind it and should also know that its sinful

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Family / Re: Woman Delivered Of Triplets In Lagos: "My Husband Ran Away When He Saw The Scan" by funnix: 2:58pm On Mar 27, 2018
Irresponsible man
Family / Re: Man Receives Car Gift From His Boss, Prince Ned Nwoko, After Welcoming A Child by funnix: 12:10pm On Mar 24, 2018
alBHAGDADI:

You are on your way to joining Islam. That's exactly how your boss whose people are not Muslims became one. They entice you with gifts and all sorts of goodies, then they lure you to become like them after making you believe their religion is beautiful and peaceful. The moment, you become one, it becomes difficult to leave when you start to see the horrible nature of the religion that permits you to marry more wives thereby causing pains to your first wife. If she complains, this same religion permits you to beat her.

Quran (4:34) - "Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great."

If you suddenly realize how barbaric your new decision is, you won't be able to leave cos they will kill you. See what Muhammad himself said.

Sahih Bukhari (52:260) - "...The Prophet said, 'If somebody (a Muslim) discards his religion, kill him.' "


You guys in Delta should beware of that so-called generous man. He's on an Islamization agenda.












You really need to know how stupid you sound...you are such a pathetic fool.

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Unwinds At Westpoint Dakhla Hotel In Morocco by funnix: 12:01pm On Mar 18, 2018
[quote author=Enemyofpeace post=65938507]your mum's own is like a rotten tomato that's why I abandoned her and you your mouth and body odours are killing so you're a no go area tongue tongue[/q
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Kid grow up!!! Stop showing your uncultured attitude on social media... Get some respect
Celebrities / Re: "Did You Bleach?": Williams Uchemba Asked By Fans Over Throwback Photo by funnix: 7:48pm On Mar 09, 2018
[post=65702240]Probably a change of weather, he ate good and took good care of his skin.[/quote][color=#006600][/color]


Since na Igbo boy abi? Cos IBO no dey bleach ?forgetting that they bleach pass any other tribes. Only IMO state fair a little...Hippocrates..

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Health / Re: Muslim Lady Who Performed Surgery In Hijab Speaks After Succesful Operation.PICS by funnix: 9:31pm On Feb 24, 2018
everything about this religion pisses me off, they say it is haram (prohibited) to drink alcohol and yet dey sleep in the bars. they say it is haram to touch opposite sex talk less of sleeping with her and yet una get the highest number of HIV/Aids.
Go to their general hospital and you will see male nurse attend to male patients and female nurse attend to female patients...
Dear lord please in my next life I want to come as a Proud Christian again[/quote][color=#006600][/color]




Whatever Rocks your boat. Hold on to your religion while I hold on to mine..in fact I'm guiding it gelously cos it worth more than a gold. Anything Islam will always give you headache, deal with that
Politics / Re: Yobe Governor, Gaidam, Visits Dapchi, Says No Girl Rescued by funnix: 4:24pm On Feb 22, 2018
Buhari, his government are scam,scam,scam...

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attacks: Aisha Yesufu Blasts Buhari Over Benue Mass Burial by funnix: 1:14pm On Jan 12, 2018
Fakura2:
Aisha Yusuf can wear as many hijabs and burqas as she likes. It won't stop my keen eyes from seeing what's underneath all the clothes and lusting over them. This woman is on the zenith of my list of Muslim women I want to _fuck, just below Aisha Buhari.



Ode alainironu. Grow up please
Family / Re: Man Gifts Wife New Car For Exclusively Breast-Feeding Their Baby For 6 Months by funnix: 5:22pm On Jan 07, 2018
kimbraa:
Why should you thank her for doing what motherhood bestows on her?. Buy her a car by the virtue of being your wife or that she just put to bed, not because she agreed to breastfeed for 6months. If she doesn't, who will?.


Why won't he thank her?even if he feels its her job he still needs to appreciate her. Not all women find it easy to do exclusive breastfeeding

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba, Fela Durotoye, Mathias Baba Tsado For 2019 Nigerian President by funnix: 11:08am On Dec 25, 2017
DuBLINGreenb:
First and third guy do not look trustworthy they don't have my support like those dots on that guys forehead gives him away and that third guys white beards hmmm shows they have potentials to be quarupt but the middle guy is ok. Goodluck to him.


Your headache dear, anything Islam will forever give you that.a won troublesome people gbogbo

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Islam for Muslims / Re: If A Husband Refuses To Spend On His Wife, Is It Right To Sexually Refuse Him? by funnix: 12:18pm On Dec 22, 2017
Rashduct4luv:
May Allah bless us and our wives. May He provide righteous wives for all those still searching. May He grant us risq, hiqmah and hidaya.

we ask for pious children for those Muslims still searching for the fruit of the womb.

Grant us the best in this world and in the after-world and prevent from us (with our family) from Hell.

Aamin

Amin and to the Muslim women too, may Allah provide for them a righteous husband

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Sports / Re: Bukola Saraki And His Daughter, Tosin Saraki, On Her Wedding Day (Photo) by funnix: 2:16pm On Dec 19, 2017
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Oh so it's ok for a rich muslim kid to marry "an infidel"? undecided[/quote
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Just shish... Whatever your business, just trying to create issues out of non. Bloody trouble makers
Education / Re: Al-hikmah University Lecturer Orders 300 Level Law Students To Kneel Down by funnix: 6:31am On Dec 06, 2017
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Who tell u say kwara state na Yoruba land,
Ur mumuness don reach another level
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What major language are they speaking there if its not a Yoruba land?,its purely Yoruba even the Fulani's there don't understand any other language aside from Yoruba. It just unfortunately fell under the North due to political Location]

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