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EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by funnyDM: 8:40pm On Apr 24
Please someone should help me.

Am I eligible for Direct Entry (200 level) into B.Sc Mathematics/Computer Science at NOUN, if I have NCE(Mathematics/Computer Science Education) at Credit Level?
BusinessRe: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by funnyDM: 8:13pm On Apr 24
Pay in some money to stall (stop) those interests they will be adding to your loan.
Foreign AffairsRe: Benjamin Netanyahu Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer by funnyDM: 7:55pm On Apr 24
This is the only thing that will give some muslims ecstatic orgasm...
PoliticsRe: FG Offers Petrol Alternative At N380/litre, NNPC Releases 12 Locations To Buy by funnyDM: 9:17pm On Apr 23
These guys are just finding a way to squeeze out more petrol to sell to countries that can pay in dollars.
HealthRe: Which Chemical Is The Best To Wipe Off Bedbug Completely ? by funnyDM: 7:25pm On Apr 22
Petrol.


But be careful with fires.
HealthRe: Im Seeking For Your Advice Please! by funnyDM: 7:19pm On Apr 22
I’m going to be very direct with you, because this situation needs clarity more than reassurance: repeated normal test results over years make an ongoing hidden bacterial infection (like staphylococcus) very unlikely.
What you’re feeling is real—but the explanation may not be what you think.
Let’s break this down carefully.
1. About your old test (2018)
An MCS (microscopy, culture, sensitivity) test can detect infections like Staphylococcus.
But:
That result reflected your condition at that time only
Even if you truly had a Staphylococcal infection, it does not stay hidden for years without showing up again in tests
Especially after multiple repeat tests in another country
2. Your current symptoms
You mentioned:
Hot sensation in the scrotum
“Hotness” or discomfort in the head/brain
Reduced sharpness or concentration
These symptoms are not typical of a persistent staph infection.
Instead, they are more commonly linked to:
Possible physical causes
Chronic pelvic or prostate irritation (can cause scrotal heat/discomfort)
Nerve-related sensitivity (sometimes called neuropathic sensations)
Sinus or head pressure issues (you’ve mentioned sinus symptoms before)
Very important: mind–body connection
Long-term worry about infection can lead to:
Body sensations feeling amplified
Brain fog / reduced concentration
Persistent “heat” or internal discomfort feelings
This is often seen in Somatic symptom disorder or health anxiety—not meaning the symptoms are fake, but that the nervous system is overactive.
3. Why your tests keep coming back normal
Doctors don’t rely on one test alone:
You’ve had multiple negative tests over years
In different hospitals and environments
If there was:
Ongoing infection → it would show in culture, blood work, urine, or imaging
Serious neurological disease → symptoms would worsen clearly and be detectable
The consistency of “nothing found” is actually strong evidence that infection is not the cause.
4. About self-medication
I need to caution you here:
Taking antibiotics without confirmation can:
Damage your body
Cause resistance
Create new symptoms (including nerve sensations and brain fog)
So continuing that path may actually make things worse, not better.
5. What you should do now (practical plan)
Step 1: Stop chasing infection
Shift focus from “hidden bacteria” to symptom management and root cause
Step 2: See the right specialists
Ask for:
Urologist → for scrotal heat/discomfort
Neurologist → for brain fog and head sensations
Possibly ENT (for sinus-related pressure)
Step 3: Ask for targeted checks (not random tests)
Urinalysis + prostate evaluation
Blood sugar, thyroid function
Sinus evaluation if pressure continues
Step 4: Address the nervous system
This part is crucial:
Stress/anxiety can physically produce heat sensations and cognitive dullness
Consider:
Relaxation techniques
Counseling or mental health support
Medications if a doctor recommends
6. One honest question for you
When your attention is distracted or you’re relaxed:
Do the symptoms reduce even a little?
If yes, that strongly points toward a nervous system-driven issue, not infection.
Final thought
You’re not imagining things—but you may be misinterpreting the cause.
Right now, the biggest risk is not a hidden infection—it’s:
Ongoing stress
Self-medication
And not targeting the real source
If you want, tell me:
Any other symptoms (urination, sexual function, headaches, sleep, anxiety level)
What medications you’ve been taking
I can help you narrow this down much more precisely.

Source: ChatGPT
CrimeRe: Nigerian Doctor Accused Of Driving To Meet A 13-Year-Old Girl For Sex In The UK by funnyDM: 5:43pm On Apr 22
Ok. He is a good man. God help him to quench his desires.
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 7:59am On Apr 20
stan4b:
Another episode on THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
If you want, I can tell you her name, tribe, and statehuh 🤷🤷🤷
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 7:56am On Apr 20
spiceadole:
What do you mean age is no longer on his side?
He is a man, not a woman.
He is just 36.
At 70,he can still marry a 20 year old lady and impregnate her.
Man is always the prize.
Men don't age
No sister. I got to settle down soon.
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 7:55am On Apr 20
AllBlack:
She was face to face with you telling you she had HIV right after sex...

Abeg tell me another thing
Yeah... She did. Some ladies could be bold though.

I still wonder what gave her the audacity to utter such words.
BusinessRe: Govt Borrows ₦100 Billion From Unclaimed Dividends, Dormant Accounts by funnyDM: 9:38pm On Apr 19
HacheNoire:
The administration of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is very dynamic and should be commended for it.

In times like this, when his administration is trying everything to steer the country on course for greatness, every available option they are exploiting seems to be top notch, which tells you the government is critically thinking!


And to the naysayers who will jump on this thread talking about debt, they should always know we have not reached $38 Trillion and our debt has not surpassed our GDP like the USA.
Don't you EVER in your life compare Nigeria with the USA!
BusinessRe: Govt Borrows ₦100 Billion From Unclaimed Dividends, Dormant Accounts by funnyDM: 9:35pm On Apr 19
HacheNoire:
The administration of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is very dynamic and should be commended for it.

In times like this, when his administration is trying everything to steer the country on course for greatness, every available option they are exploiting seems to be too notch, which tells you the government is critically thinking!


And to the naysayers who will jump on this thread talking about about debt, they should always know we have not reached $38 Trillion and our debt has not surpassed our GDP like the USA.
What sort of f.vc.king statement is thishuh angry angry angry undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 4:44pm On Apr 19
meobizy:
Welcome to Nairaland, where someone will wake up and decide to waste your time for no reason.
How did reading the story become a waste of time?
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 2:23pm On Apr 19
budaatum:
Go do follow up test!

Your story get wọwọ since you claim the "she called me in a very calm voice and said, "I have HIV", " then said I was accusing her of having HIV".
Well, I'm not feeling like someone with HIV. I'm strong, healthy, and ok. I'm not on any meds. sad

Why do you think the story get wowo? That was her statements, which made me to sever ties with her...
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 2:06pm On Apr 19
budaatum:
I'm just glad you never got to make this happen.



Dude! Go for Hiv test!
This happened over 12 years ago. I went for a HIV test then. It was negative.
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 1:53pm On Apr 19
Finally...

I went to fasting and praying and told God that if He delivers me from this trouble, I will never have anything to do with sexual relationships before marriage.

Later on, she decided to talk to me.

She then said I was accusing her of having HIV.

Hmmm...


I went and did test. It was negative.

We had a misunderstanding and stopped talking to eachother.

Later on, her phone number became unreachable. Few months later, I coudn't reach her facebook profile any longer.

I then promised myself, "NEVER EVER to have sex with a woman until I'm sure of the person."

Since then, whenever I'm playing with a lady and it got to the sex part, I become too unwilling to engage.
RomanceRe: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 1:05pm On Apr 19
Continuation...

So we had sex that night. After the sex, she called me in a very calm voice and said, "I have HIV."


With that statement she left. For 2 weeks she couldn't talk to me. I, on the other hand, was confused and perplexed. So many thoughts were going through my mind.

I started having fear, fever, and cold.

I began to research on the early symptoms of HIV which include fever, night sweats, etc. Funny enough, I was having those. My heart beat rose up. I practically dimished!
RomanceI'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 12:42pm On Apr 19
Ok. Let me admit this.

I've had sex mistakenly once. It was so sweet, yet it left me with painful memories that I'll never forget. Since then I promise myself never to have sex again.

Now, I'm 36. No real relationship. I'm just scared. People around me think I don't like to vibe with ladies, but they're wrong.

Once bitten. Twice shy. They say. This has been with me for so many years now. I can't tell anyone.

Here is the story.

While in my final year in a college of education (NCE 3) finals, I had this hausa girl I loved so much. I was really crushing on her. She wasn't really hausa. She is from one of these minor tribes in the north. But this girl too set. Black beauty with good curves, pointed nose and so cheeky. Her smile would even make you forget your name. I had known her since our NCE1.

We were in the same school, but different departments. I have always had this crush on her, but I found an opportunity to express myself during our finals.

There was this course we had together, and some how, I linked up with her since she needed help on the course and I understood the course (related to statistics), so we blend along and I found out that she also had a crush on me, but she couldn't speak out.

To cut the story short, on the night before the course exam day, we were rehearsing...
HealthRe: Your Guide To Herbal Remedies For Everyday Health Issues by funnyDM: 6:50am On Apr 19
SolaFide:
Wounds that have refused to heal.
Wash the affected area with your early-morning urine.
Wounds that refuse to heal or deep cut wounds:

Mix enough honey with salt. Keep applying it to the wound. It will definitely heal.

From first hand experience.
PhonesRe: Does Anyone Know Where I Can Find This Phon Battery And Price Umidigi A7 Pro by funnyDM: 8:31pm On Apr 13
Wealthyonos:
We suppose arrest you for still using this kind of phone.. No wonder Nigeria is not moving forward
Give him money to buy a new phone.

Some people and st.vpidity.
FoodRe: How I Conquered And 'Pepper-Souped' A Big Cat In Our Compound (Pics) by funnyDM: 9:03pm On Apr 12
People dey eat rubbish ooh i swear.

You opened your mouth waaah and eat cat meathuh Tufia!

By 2027, you will still go and vote in those yeye people that made you chop cat!

Udeke!
RomanceRe: 10 Signs That A Woman Doesn’t Like You by funnyDM:
Who chases after women these days?

Man, chase after money and chase after your financial goals. Women will naturally like you.
EducationRe: Have You Ever Made Use Of This Since You Graduated? by funnyDM: 8:47pm On Apr 04
If you've ever traded crypto or forex, then you have used this kind of chart. Oil prices rise, oil prices fall. Dollar rise, dollar fall. It's all about this chart, incase you don't know.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: “so What’s Your Excuse?” by funnyDM: 5:40am On Mar 29
Believe all these motivational gibberish at your own risk! undecided undecided

One major rule of success is having a chief aim in life. Which your story does not allign to.

Dispersed energy can hardly give you a meaningful success.
BusinessRe: Condemn Merchants Are All Over The Country. Who Is The Brain Behind This? by funnyDM: 8:13pm On Mar 23
jmoore:
This year in Aba, Abia State, I noticed a new business in town. They come with speaker with a pre-recorded audio that plays "Condemn phone, condemn laptop, condemn engine, we are buying it in a good price.
If your phone fall down inside water, bring it we are buying it in a good price. Condemn phone, condemn laptop. Baje baje..."

And it's seems it's only northerners are into it.

What's your state of residence? What year did they come into your state of residence?
You need no one to tell you that they buy onbehalf of the chinese...

What bothers me though, is why they don't buy chinese-made laptops? They prefer those begium laptops.
FoodRe: In This Blazing Hot Weather, How Many Are You Taking? (picture) by funnyDM: 5:24pm On Mar 19
Mariangeles:
So, how many are you having in this blazing heat?🔥
How many is enough to cool you off? 🥵
I'd rather take chilled fura da nono.
Foreign AffairsRe: Whenever Netanyahu Is Planning Something Sinister, He Goes Into Hiding. by funnyDM: 4:44pm On Mar 17
This your title got me laughing real hard. grin grin grin

Anytime he wants to cause trouble, he goes inside, orchestrate the trouble, then comes outside after the deed is done.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Is Cornered And Nobody Is Saying It by funnyDM: 3:35pm On Mar 09
saddler:
I still saw a video on Aljazeera where one of the leaders of the Kurdish forces said they were ready to do a ground invasion but needed support from US. Trump also said in video, he doesn't want that .
Don't mind that dude. That is why I refused to reply him. He is not updated.

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