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Please someone should help me. Am I eligible for Direct Entry (200 level) into B.Sc Mathematics/Computer Science at NOUN, if I have NCE(Mathematics/Computer Science Education) at Credit Level? |
Pay in some money to stall (stop) those interests they will be adding to your loan. |
This is the only thing that will give some muslims ecstatic orgasm... |
These guys are just finding a way to squeeze out more petrol to sell to countries that can pay in dollars. |
Petrol. But be careful with fires. |
I’m going to be very direct with you, because this situation needs clarity more than reassurance: repeated normal test results over years make an ongoing hidden bacterial infection (like staphylococcus) very unlikely. What you’re feeling is real—but the explanation may not be what you think. Let’s break this down carefully. 1. About your old test (2018) An MCS (microscopy, culture, sensitivity) test can detect infections like Staphylococcus. But: That result reflected your condition at that time only Even if you truly had a Staphylococcal infection, it does not stay hidden for years without showing up again in tests Especially after multiple repeat tests in another country 2. Your current symptoms You mentioned: Hot sensation in the scrotum “Hotness” or discomfort in the head/brain Reduced sharpness or concentration These symptoms are not typical of a persistent staph infection. Instead, they are more commonly linked to: Possible physical causes Chronic pelvic or prostate irritation (can cause scrotal heat/discomfort) Nerve-related sensitivity (sometimes called neuropathic sensations) Sinus or head pressure issues (you’ve mentioned sinus symptoms before) Very important: mind–body connection Long-term worry about infection can lead to: Body sensations feeling amplified Brain fog / reduced concentration Persistent “heat” or internal discomfort feelings This is often seen in Somatic symptom disorder or health anxiety—not meaning the symptoms are fake, but that the nervous system is overactive. 3. Why your tests keep coming back normal Doctors don’t rely on one test alone: You’ve had multiple negative tests over years In different hospitals and environments If there was: Ongoing infection → it would show in culture, blood work, urine, or imaging Serious neurological disease → symptoms would worsen clearly and be detectable The consistency of “nothing found” is actually strong evidence that infection is not the cause. 4. About self-medication I need to caution you here: Taking antibiotics without confirmation can: Damage your body Cause resistance Create new symptoms (including nerve sensations and brain fog) So continuing that path may actually make things worse, not better. 5. What you should do now (practical plan) Step 1: Stop chasing infection Shift focus from “hidden bacteria” to symptom management and root cause Step 2: See the right specialists Ask for: Urologist → for scrotal heat/discomfort Neurologist → for brain fog and head sensations Possibly ENT (for sinus-related pressure) Step 3: Ask for targeted checks (not random tests) Urinalysis + prostate evaluation Blood sugar, thyroid function Sinus evaluation if pressure continues Step 4: Address the nervous system This part is crucial: Stress/anxiety can physically produce heat sensations and cognitive dullness Consider: Relaxation techniques Counseling or mental health support Medications if a doctor recommends 6. One honest question for you When your attention is distracted or you’re relaxed: Do the symptoms reduce even a little? If yes, that strongly points toward a nervous system-driven issue, not infection. Final thought You’re not imagining things—but you may be misinterpreting the cause. Right now, the biggest risk is not a hidden infection—it’s: Ongoing stress Self-medication And not targeting the real source If you want, tell me: Any other symptoms (urination, sexual function, headaches, sleep, anxiety level) What medications you’ve been taking I can help you narrow this down much more precisely. Source: ChatGPT |
Ok. He is a good man. God help him to quench his desires. |
stan4b:If you want, I can tell you her name, tribe, and state 🤷🤷🤷 |
spiceadole:No sister. I got to settle down soon. |
AllBlack:Yeah... She did. Some ladies could be bold though. I still wonder what gave her the audacity to utter such words. |
HacheNoire:Don't you EVER in your life compare Nigeria with the USA! |
HacheNoire:What sort of f.vc.king statement is this ![]() |
meobizy:How did reading the story become a waste of time? |
budaatum:Well, I'm not feeling like someone with HIV. I'm strong, healthy, and ok. I'm not on any meds. ![]() Why do you think the story get wowo? That was her statements, which made me to sever ties with her... |
budaatum:This happened over 12 years ago. I went for a HIV test then. It was negative. |
Finally... I went to fasting and praying and told God that if He delivers me from this trouble, I will never have anything to do with sexual relationships before marriage. Later on, she decided to talk to me. She then said I was accusing her of having HIV. Hmmm... I went and did test. It was negative. We had a misunderstanding and stopped talking to eachother. Later on, her phone number became unreachable. Few months later, I coudn't reach her facebook profile any longer. I then promised myself, "NEVER EVER to have sex with a woman until I'm sure of the person." Since then, whenever I'm playing with a lady and it got to the sex part, I become too unwilling to engage. |
Continuation... So we had sex that night. After the sex, she called me in a very calm voice and said, "I have HIV." With that statement she left. For 2 weeks she couldn't talk to me. I, on the other hand, was confused and perplexed. So many thoughts were going through my mind. I started having fear, fever, and cold. I began to research on the early symptoms of HIV which include fever, night sweats, etc. Funny enough, I was having those. My heart beat rose up. I practically dimished! |
Ok. Let me admit this. I've had sex mistakenly once. It was so sweet, yet it left me with painful memories that I'll never forget. Since then I promise myself never to have sex again. Now, I'm 36. No real relationship. I'm just scared. People around me think I don't like to vibe with ladies, but they're wrong. Once bitten. Twice shy. They say. This has been with me for so many years now. I can't tell anyone. Here is the story. While in my final year in a college of education (NCE 3) finals, I had this hausa girl I loved so much. I was really crushing on her. She wasn't really hausa. She is from one of these minor tribes in the north. But this girl too set. Black beauty with good curves, pointed nose and so cheeky. Her smile would even make you forget your name. I had known her since our NCE1. We were in the same school, but different departments. I have always had this crush on her, but I found an opportunity to express myself during our finals. There was this course we had together, and some how, I linked up with her since she needed help on the course and I understood the course (related to statistics), so we blend along and I found out that she also had a crush on me, but she couldn't speak out. To cut the story short, on the night before the course exam day, we were rehearsing... |
SolaFide:Wounds that refuse to heal or deep cut wounds: Mix enough honey with salt. Keep applying it to the wound. It will definitely heal. From first hand experience. |
Wealthyonos:Give him money to buy a new phone. Some people and st.vpidity. |
People dey eat rubbish ooh i swear. You opened your mouth waaah and eat cat meat Tufia!By 2027, you will still go and vote in those yeye people that made you chop cat! Udeke! |
Who chases after women these days? Man, chase after money and chase after your financial goals. Women will naturally like you. |
If you've ever traded crypto or forex, then you have used this kind of chart. Oil prices rise, oil prices fall. Dollar rise, dollar fall. It's all about this chart, incase you don't know. |
Believe all these motivational gibberish at your own risk! ![]() One major rule of success is having a chief aim in life. Which your story does not allign to. Dispersed energy can hardly give you a meaningful success. |
jmoore:You need no one to tell you that they buy onbehalf of the chinese... What bothers me though, is why they don't buy chinese-made laptops? They prefer those begium laptops. |
Mariangeles:I'd rather take chilled fura da nono. |
This your title got me laughing real hard. ![]() Anytime he wants to cause trouble, he goes inside, orchestrate the trouble, then comes outside after the deed is done. |
saddler:Don't mind that dude. That is why I refused to reply him. He is not updated. |
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