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Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by funnyDM: 9:15pm On May 06
Enskynelson:
You must have at least Credits (NCE credits) in any two of these subjects:
Maths
Physics
Computer Science
Chemistry
Yes sir.

Maths - Credit
Computer Science - Credit
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by funnyDM: 8:01am On May 01
funnyDM:
Please someone should help me.

Am I eligible for Direct Entry (200 level) into B.Sc Mathematics/Computer Science at NOUN, if I have NCE(Mathematics/Computer Science Education) at Credit Level?
Please, I need responses to this question.
Agriculture › Re: 2 Ring-necked Snake Killed In My Garden by funnyDM: 4:31pm On Apr 30
These specie of reptiles are not found in Nigeria...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says US No Longer In The Position To Dictate Policy To Other Nations by funnyDM: 7:10pm On Apr 28
SmartPolician:
Nobody should be policing the world. We need peace, fairness, equity and justice
If nobody is policing the world, there would be great lawlessness in the world.

It is good that there are two bi-polar super powers in the world. One can checkmate the other.

If there are multi-polar powers, then be rest assured that there will be WW3 sooner than you expect.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Mock Netanyahu Having Cancer In New Lego AI Video by funnyDM: 8:48pm On Apr 26
Since the US has blockaded their oil export, the iranian govt have now turn to youtube for content monetization. Hunger bad!

Well, anything for the money!
Romance › Re: Which Couple Is The Happiest (photo) by funnyDM: 8:36pm On Apr 26
You people don't see well to be honest.

The happiest is no 3.

For a woman to hold umbrella for you under the rain?? Whereby she will be hanging her handhuh Omoh! She must have loved you be that.

And the man loves her wife, and wants to help her with the bag. He is a real gentleman.
Foreign Affairs › Re: A Massacre Of Christians By Jews: 614 A.d.–an Untold Chapter Of History by funnyDM: 12:05pm On Apr 25
TheDevilIsALai:
An eyewitness to the massacre, Strategius of St Sabas, was more vivid:

Thereupon the vile Jews… rejoiced exceedingly, because they detested the Christians, and they conceived an evil plan. As of old they bought the Lord from the Jews with silver, so they purchased Christians out of the reservoir… How many souls were slain in the reservoir of Mamilla! How many perished of hunger and thirst! How many priests and monks were massacred by the sword! How many maidens, refusing their abominable outrages, were given over to death by the enemy! How many parents perished on top of their children! How many of the people were brought up by the Jews and butchered, and became confessors of Christ! Who can count the multitude of the corpses of those who were massacred in Jerusalem!’

Strategius estimated the victims of the holocaust at 66,000.

In plain prose, the Jews ransomed the Christians from the hands of the Persian soldiers for good money to slaughter them at Mamilla Pool, ‘and it ran with blood’. Jews massacred between 60,000 and 90,000 Palestinian Christians in Jerusalem alone, almost 1.5 million in today’s values (the total earth’s population was according to the Encyclopaedia Britannica about 300 million, twenty times smaller than today). A few days later, the Persian military understood the magnitude of the massacre and stopped the Jews.
If this story is true, then the jews killed their own brothers who converted to christianity, not some random arabs. This also shatter the lies peddled by you folks that jews never lived in palestine nor in jerusalem.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Monkey Attacks US Navy Sailor On His Way To Strait Of Hormuz by funnyDM: 11:49am On Apr 25
But some things surprises me greatly...

Why do asian monkeys look like the asians themselveshuh

And

African monkeys look like some africans and their politicians cum presidents??
Foreign Affairs › Re: A Massacre Of Christians By Jews: 614 A.d.–an Untold Chapter Of History by funnyDM: 10:22am On Apr 25
Elusive001:
Go and rest bros.

Kindly tell how many Christians muslims have killed, raped, kidnapped, forcefully converted to islam, etc.

Tell us how many Christian countries muslims have taken over and the ones Jews have taken over.
No Abrahamic religion that has not committed atrocities.

Jews hated christians, and killed them during the early years of christianity.

Catholics (claiming to be christians) once killed and persecuted jews.

The muslims hated both the jews and the christians, and have killed both jews(in the battle of kabba) and christians.

But my question is this: I thought they said that jews never existed in the present day palestine, that they were land grabbershuh
Business › Re: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by funnyDM: 9:57am On Apr 25
Shadowpyper:
I heard the interest will keep adding up even if you pay some money
From my experience, no.
Romance › Re: My Bitter Experience Trying Online Dating For The First Time by funnyDM: 9:55am On Apr 25
Apart from blogging and youtube, every other thing online in nigeria is scam.
Politics › Re: “He Slept In My House & Ate My Food” — Alex Otti Replies Omoyele Sowore by funnyDM: 6:56am On Apr 25
thrillionaire:
This Sowore is a confused human. He's neither here nor there.

What exactly does he want? Who does he support? In his eyes, who is worthy to lead Nigeria?

Or is he covertly working for the disaster called Tiffnubu?
Ask the Hausas the meaning of berebe... You will understand why.

Our people used to say, "i bu usu, ibughi anu elu, ibughi anu ala."

Meaning, "a bat is not an animal of the skies, yet it is not an animal of land."
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by funnyDM: 8:40pm On Apr 24
Please someone should help me.

Am I eligible for Direct Entry (200 level) into B.Sc Mathematics/Computer Science at NOUN, if I have NCE(Mathematics/Computer Science Education) at Credit Level?
Business › Re: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by funnyDM: 8:13pm On Apr 24
Pay in some money to stall (stop) those interests they will be adding to your loan.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Benjamin Netanyahu Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer by funnyDM: 7:55pm On Apr 24
This is the only thing that will give some muslims ecstatic orgasm...
Politics › Re: FG Offers Petrol Alternative At N380/litre, NNPC Releases 12 Locations To Buy by funnyDM: 9:17pm On Apr 23
These guys are just finding a way to squeeze out more petrol to sell to countries that can pay in dollars.
Health › Re: Which Chemical Is The Best To Wipe Off Bedbug Completely ? by funnyDM: 7:25pm On Apr 22
Petrol.


But be careful with fires.
Health › Re: Im Seeking For Your Advice Please! by funnyDM: 7:19pm On Apr 22
I’m going to be very direct with you, because this situation needs clarity more than reassurance: repeated normal test results over years make an ongoing hidden bacterial infection (like staphylococcus) very unlikely.
What you’re feeling is real—but the explanation may not be what you think.
Let’s break this down carefully.
1. About your old test (2018)
An MCS (microscopy, culture, sensitivity) test can detect infections like Staphylococcus.
But:
That result reflected your condition at that time only
Even if you truly had a Staphylococcal infection, it does not stay hidden for years without showing up again in tests
Especially after multiple repeat tests in another country
2. Your current symptoms
You mentioned:
Hot sensation in the scrotum
“Hotness” or discomfort in the head/brain
Reduced sharpness or concentration
These symptoms are not typical of a persistent staph infection.
Instead, they are more commonly linked to:
Possible physical causes
Chronic pelvic or prostate irritation (can cause scrotal heat/discomfort)
Nerve-related sensitivity (sometimes called neuropathic sensations)
Sinus or head pressure issues (you’ve mentioned sinus symptoms before)
Very important: mind–body connection
Long-term worry about infection can lead to:
Body sensations feeling amplified
Brain fog / reduced concentration
Persistent “heat” or internal discomfort feelings
This is often seen in Somatic symptom disorder or health anxiety—not meaning the symptoms are fake, but that the nervous system is overactive.
3. Why your tests keep coming back normal
Doctors don’t rely on one test alone:
You’ve had multiple negative tests over years
In different hospitals and environments
If there was:
Ongoing infection → it would show in culture, blood work, urine, or imaging
Serious neurological disease → symptoms would worsen clearly and be detectable
The consistency of “nothing found” is actually strong evidence that infection is not the cause.
4. About self-medication
I need to caution you here:
Taking antibiotics without confirmation can:
Damage your body
Cause resistance
Create new symptoms (including nerve sensations and brain fog)
So continuing that path may actually make things worse, not better.
5. What you should do now (practical plan)
Step 1: Stop chasing infection
Shift focus from “hidden bacteria” to symptom management and root cause
Step 2: See the right specialists
Ask for:
Urologist → for scrotal heat/discomfort
Neurologist → for brain fog and head sensations
Possibly ENT (for sinus-related pressure)
Step 3: Ask for targeted checks (not random tests)
Urinalysis + prostate evaluation
Blood sugar, thyroid function
Sinus evaluation if pressure continues
Step 4: Address the nervous system
This part is crucial:
Stress/anxiety can physically produce heat sensations and cognitive dullness
Consider:
Relaxation techniques
Counseling or mental health support
Medications if a doctor recommends
6. One honest question for you
When your attention is distracted or you’re relaxed:
Do the symptoms reduce even a little?
If yes, that strongly points toward a nervous system-driven issue, not infection.
Final thought
You’re not imagining things—but you may be misinterpreting the cause.
Right now, the biggest risk is not a hidden infection—it’s:
Ongoing stress
Self-medication
And not targeting the real source
If you want, tell me:
Any other symptoms (urination, sexual function, headaches, sleep, anxiety level)
What medications you’ve been taking
I can help you narrow this down much more precisely.

Source: ChatGPT
Crime › Re: Nigerian Doctor Accused Of Driving To Meet A 13-Year-Old Girl For Sex In The UK by funnyDM: 5:43pm On Apr 22
Ok. He is a good man. God help him to quench his desires.
Romance › Re: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 7:59am On Apr 20
stan4b:
Another episode on THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
If you want, I can tell you her name, tribe, and statehuh 🤷🤷🤷
Romance › Re: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 7:56am On Apr 20
spiceadole:
What do you mean age is no longer on his side?
He is a man, not a woman.
He is just 36.
At 70,he can still marry a 20 year old lady and impregnate her.
Man is always the prize.
Men don't age
No sister. I got to settle down soon.
Romance › Re: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 7:55am On Apr 20
AllBlack:
She was face to face with you telling you she had HIV right after sex...

Abeg tell me another thing
Yeah... She did. Some ladies could be bold though.

I still wonder what gave her the audacity to utter such words.
Business › Re: Govt Borrows ₦100 Billion From Unclaimed Dividends, Dormant Accounts by funnyDM: 9:38pm On Apr 19
HacheNoire:
The administration of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is very dynamic and should be commended for it.

In times like this, when his administration is trying everything to steer the country on course for greatness, every available option they are exploiting seems to be top notch, which tells you the government is critically thinking!


And to the naysayers who will jump on this thread talking about debt, they should always know we have not reached $38 Trillion and our debt has not surpassed our GDP like the USA.
Don't you EVER in your life compare Nigeria with the USA!
Business › Re: Govt Borrows ₦100 Billion From Unclaimed Dividends, Dormant Accounts by funnyDM: 9:35pm On Apr 19
HacheNoire:
The administration of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is very dynamic and should be commended for it.

In times like this, when his administration is trying everything to steer the country on course for greatness, every available option they are exploiting seems to be too notch, which tells you the government is critically thinking!


And to the naysayers who will jump on this thread talking about about debt, they should always know we have not reached $38 Trillion and our debt has not surpassed our GDP like the USA.
What sort of f.vc.king statement is thishuh angry angry angry undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 4:44pm On Apr 19
meobizy:
Welcome to Nairaland, where someone will wake up and decide to waste your time for no reason.
How did reading the story become a waste of time?
Romance › Re: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 2:23pm On Apr 19
budaatum:
Go do follow up test!

Your story get wọwọ since you claim the "she called me in a very calm voice and said, "I have HIV", " then said I was accusing her of having HIV".
Well, I'm not feeling like someone with HIV. I'm strong, healthy, and ok. I'm not on any meds. sad

Why do you think the story get wowo? That was her statements, which made me to sever ties with her...
Romance › Re: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 2:06pm On Apr 19
budaatum:
I'm just glad you never got to make this happen.



Dude! Go for Hiv test!
This happened over 12 years ago. I went for a HIV test then. It was negative.
Romance › Re: I'm 36. Single. Never Had Sex. Here's Why? by funnyDM(op): 1:53pm On Apr 19
Finally...

I went to fasting and praying and told God that if He delivers me from this trouble, I will never have anything to do with sexual relationships before marriage.

Later on, she decided to talk to me.

She then said I was accusing her of having HIV.

Hmmm...


I went and did test. It was negative.

We had a misunderstanding and stopped talking to eachother.

Later on, her phone number became unreachable. Few months later, I coudn't reach her facebook profile any longer.

I then promised myself, "NEVER EVER to have sex with a woman until I'm sure of the person."

Since then, whenever I'm playing with a lady and it got to the sex part, I become too unwilling to engage.

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