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Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Is Cornered And Nobody Is Saying It by funnyDM: 5:42am On Mar 09
Biafraaa:
TRUMP IS CORNERED AND NOBODY IS SAYING IT

Option 1: Leave Iran → Middle East falls. Israel destroyed. America looks weak FOREVER.

Option 2: Send ground troops → Iran has 600,000 active military + mountain terrain. This becomes Afghanistan x10.

Option 3: Nuclear strike → Russia and China respond. Global war. End of civilization.

Every option ends in catastrophe.

The leader of the free world has NO GOOD MOVE LEFT.

Let that satisfiedink in.
Option 4:

Send kurdish militias to overthrow the Islamic regime from the west. Then send Aizerbajanian forces from the north to create a buffer zone and acquire more iranian territories. Then break up the country...
PoliticsRe: Kudo To Iran by funnyDM: 11:25am On Mar 02
Don't ever compare Iran to Nigeria. Iran has missiles that can reach Nigeria. Does Nigeria has missiles that can reach Niger? talk more of reaching Iran🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Must Develop Defense Doctrine And Acquire Nuclear Weapons Immediately by funnyDM: 5:06pm On Mar 01
You never defeat bandits, you wan acquire nuclear weapons?? So that it will fall into the hands of jihadists abi?? God forbid you!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Missile Targets Iranian School Killing 50 Girls (video) by funnyDM: 6:26pm On Feb 28
I didn't see any dead school girl in the video.
CrimeRe: Akwa Okuko’s Shrine At Oba Destroyed After Court Judgment by funnyDM: 7:54am On Feb 28
The truth is:

Demons don't like noise, and they fear crowds. Yes, demons fear crowds of people. But if those guys there are not fortified with the power of God, those demons will come back later and hunt them one after the other.
PoliticsRe: Governor Alex Otti Commissions Omenuko Bridge And Arochukwu Road by funnyDM: 1:47pm On Feb 15
Wickedtruths:
Since you tour these states daily, tell us Otti's achievements in
Security
Urban Water supply
Health
Housing Infrastructure
Urban Regeneration
Agriculture
Education
ICT
Transportation
In security, there is peace and safety in Abia state.

In health, Gov. Alex Otti recently employed over 2000 health workers and created hundreds of PHC centers.

The state government has taken over Aba Power. There is steady power supply in Aba and other areas in Abia state.

The state government has employed over 5000 teacher, and is currently recruiting over 4000 teachers more. There are currently ongoing projects to construct smart schools in Umuahia and Aba.

There is free electric bus transport within the state.

There are tech incubations organized by the state government with startup rewards for participants.

The Abia state government recently acquired Aba Textile Mill to restart production.

There is free and compulsory education at the basic levels in public schools.

There are many ongoing road projects.

Etc
Christianity EtcRe: Should Born Again Christians Have Tattoos And Dreadlocks? by funnyDM: 2:25pm On Feb 08
Isaiah 44:5 (KJV):
One shall say, I am the LORD’s; and another shall call himself by the name of Jacob; and another shall subscribe with his hand unto the LORD, and surname himself by the name of Israel.

What is your problem with it?
Christianity EtcRe: The Old Testament Condemns Tatoo by funnyDM(op): 1:40pm On Feb 08
And that pastor Jimmy Odukoya looks like some dogging his female church members... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Christianity EtcThe Old Testament Condemns Tatoo by funnyDM(op): 1:38pm On Feb 08
Leviticus 19:28 explicitly condemns tatooing your body. So Pastors Jimmy Odukoya and that other guy parading as a pastor, are all big sinners before God.

If you like, argue with your keyboard....
Christianity EtcRe: Should Born Again Christians Have Tattoos And Dreadlocks? by funnyDM: 1:32pm On Feb 08
helinues:
How does having tattoos, dreadlocks affects the preaching

Where in the bible was it written that you must not have a tattoo or dreadlocks
There is a place in the old testament where God told the israelites not to put marks on their bodies. I will get it for you
RomanceRe: Am I A Wicked Husband? by funnyDM: 10:44pm On Jan 05
Mikedel80:
Do I truly have any love to show her. I'm just being real. My kind of person, I don't talk too much. If you hurt me. I withdraw my attention and everything towards you to show you that I'm angry. I don't like arguments. Since I married her, I have never told her you're mad or stupid, or that she is a fool. I don't insult. That woman has shown me shege too in that house
You were not prepared for marriage.
RomanceRe: Am I A Wicked Husband? by funnyDM: 10:21pm On Jan 05
floss:
The best thing to do is to invite one person she worships like a god… and in most cases, women like this worship their pastors or their supervisor at work…. Their presence will help pacify things for a conversation to take place…

Then you can have that conversation… remember that conversation is necessary so that the decision will be made in unity… especially since a child is already involved..

She being manipulative is because the love seem dead, so with a good conversation both of you will know if it’s best to be divorced, separated or work on the marriage.
DONT ever invite a pastor that she worships as God, else your case na otilor ooh!
RomanceRe: Am I A Wicked Husband? by funnyDM: 10:19pm On Jan 05
Mikedel80:
She argues too much
She is disrespectful
She is stubborn
She acts like a man
She dresses the way she likes. Not the way I want
She prays too much which a red flag.
After the prayers, she goes back into ungodly behaviours
Now, go and meet her. Show her love. Then ask her to list the things she doesn't like about you.

Then you both can iron it out. Compromise where necessary.
RomanceRe: Am I A Wicked Husband? by funnyDM: 10:16pm On Jan 05
Well... Every woman is a parrot. But what I see here is that you have an ego. Your wife has ruffled that ego, and you intentionally refused to have sex with her to teach her a lesson. You are now acting as onye odi Naka. If you truly believes that she is your wife, you better bring down your ego. Don't see her as a maid, see her as a companion. Love her despite her faults.

The truth is: since she never give you poison as you deprive her sex, she is a good woman.
RomanceRe: Am I A Wicked Husband? by funnyDM: 10:09pm On Jan 05
Mikedel80:
The problem is that she is a parrot. Before you talk one, she don talk 100. I can't even sit her down to talk to her. I've sworn never to have any discussion with her. She is manipulative also.
List the things you don't like about her.
WebmastersRe: Paypal Withdrawal In 2025 by funnyDM: 9:23pm On Jan 04
donsheddy1:
So grey does not withdraw directly to your local bank?
Most ads networks don't support Grey.
WebmastersRe: Paypal Withdrawal In 2025 by funnyDM: 7:24am On Jan 03
Why not use Payoneer. You withdraw directly to your local bank account.
RomanceRe: What Can Make A Woman To Stay With A Man In This Situation? by funnyDM: 11:05pm On Sep 24, 2025
Elect1neAtegun:
Dem fit be siblings grin
Abi make them be immigrants for one white man country undecided

Wo!! Na them Sabi jare grin
Na you dey see clearly abeg. Dem be sibling in a strange land. The lady is the elder sister while the guy na last born. Shikena.
WebmastersRe: Suggest To Me The Best Hosting Company In Nigeria by funnyDM: 9:12pm On Aug 18, 2025
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FamilyRe: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by funnyDM: 3:38am On Sep 14, 2023
Las Las na to go north go impregnate one northern christian lady and marry her biko
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils Iphone 15 And Iphone 15 Plus (Specifications & Prices) by funnyDM: 2:28am On Sep 13, 2023
More girls to be used for sacrifice.

Ogume must be appeased....

Iphone 15 must be bought...
RomanceRe: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 11:13am On Sep 09, 2023
Obaaderemi2:
Yours was the real bull.shit. wink
You are noticed kid. wink

Now run along.
RomanceRe: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 10:54am On Sep 09, 2023
Obaaderemi2:
The OP is right, you are wrong.
It's safer to kick out a cheating partner than sticking with them out of revenge "fvck". She/he is an enemy and will continue to gaslight you. You may end up getting a venereal disease or a pregnancy may occur, then you are scarred for life. A proper city boy/girl will move on, focus on better things and pick the next girl/boy more carefully and with more experience. An inexperienced small boy/girl will stay there looking for revenge only for the cheating scum to hurt him/her again.
Loads of bullsh*t!!
RomanceRe: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 10:53am On Sep 09, 2023
Gadafii:
you are just talking waaa like a 🐪

You probably lack maturity if you think sleeping with a woman to later dump her is treating her fuxk up.

For your information, I am the type of guy with lots of options in every thing, not just in women, and the type of guy she cheats with rather, the type of guy that understands no woman is your woman it’s just your turn, ladies cheat on guys who have serious and commitment with them,I am not Thea type of guy so no cheating drama

Enjoy your weekend
Still your opinion.

If ladies cheat on the serious guys, then why are they still searching for serious relationshipshuh

See, ladies cheat on simps. You spend so much on her. Later on, she cheats on you, then you leave everything and move on?? I pity you. The next girl you got is gonna cheat on you too because you still have a lot to learn.

Like seriously, if you have two ladies in your life;

one told you 3 of her exs cheated on her and she moved on.

The other one told you that 2 of her ex cheated on her; she found out, cast an ugly spell on them that drained their wealth, and moved on.

Which among the two will you be more afraid of cheating onhuh
RomanceRe: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 6:23am On Sep 09, 2023
Gadafii:
guys don’t listen to this, reject a cheating girlfriend like a disease, forgive her and move on but never lay with her again as this man is advising, you think you can use her and dump her, that’s not wise, she may up with pregnancy and you are stucked with a cheater as baby mama for life

It’s even wrong to depend on a one girl, make sure you have options more than twice as a man, once she cheats, let her go and move on with your life like nothing happened
Thats your opinion kid.

Real men dont fear heart breaks. They have sealed emotions and know how to treat women fvck ups.

But unfortunately, naive men like you so much dread emotional heartbreaks. They cant stand it, so what they do is to move on to the next woman, that will still cheat on them. Then cycle goes on and on.

Control your fears, nighaa, master your emotions, and any woman in a relationship with you will really be afraid of cheating on you.
RomanceRe: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 6:51pm On Sep 08, 2023
If your girlfriend cheat on you;

1) accept her back.

2) Treat and fvck her like a prostitute.

3) Find another girl sharp sharp.

4) Let her wash your clothes and clean your house. In the end, dump her a.rse where she belongs and lock up 😎😎😎
ProgrammingRe: Can I Learn Two Programming Skills At A Go? by funnyDM: 6:24pm On Sep 08, 2023
Yes. Learn Javascript and Go 🤷🤷🤷
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 4:53am On Aug 24, 2023
DonX001:
@bolded,
Quoted to keep the post for others that may want to read it in case you delete it.
Though personally I think it's just a load of bullshit and motivational hot air being blown, rather than practical ideas.
But still, keeping it here in case someone finds it useful.
Though I doubt.
Its just a load of bullshit. The most practical foolish joke of the century!! Will you now delete it please?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM:
Dadatao1998:
Please, can you tell me the ideas?
I am a university graduate, i graduated from one of the state university in Southwest and i studied technical education, i graduated 4 years ago and i'm done serving. I am 25 years of age.
Since after my service, that was 3years ago, i have been doing menial jobs like teaching in private schools and earning peanut, working as a security guard in my hotel, doing home lessons with meagre pay, all the monies are not sustainable but it's just about getting something doing pending the time good job comes.
Fortunately 2years ago, i was employed by the into the state civil service to teach in public secondary school in my state but it is on contract which the duration of the contract will last in a month time.
The pay is not encouraging and not regular but we hope it will be reviewed when the appointment is being confirmed.
Since i started the work, i have been staying in a single room in which i can afford but i have been buying some household items like generator, TV, plastic chairs and and table, bed, furnitures and so on. I am planning to move out of the room to a room and Parlour self contain because the stress of living in a single room is much but no money yet.
I just wish to hear your ideas maybe it can be beneficial to me.
Please, you can share it to me on my Gmail account :taofeekokikiola64@gmail.com
Or you can message me on WhatsApp on 08141984297
Thanks
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 1:52pm On Aug 23, 2023
Nice2023:
If u start working in any organisation,from the first day,start buying investment with ur money.

The world especially Nigeria is too harsh not to have secondary income.
You are wise!!

I learned this the hard way!!

After 5 years of working, no big savings.

What did I do? I learned a secret! What most people would ignore...

If youre a fresh graduate or you just landed a job newly. DON'T START buying luxury.

Hmmm... Let me just keep quiet. People don't value free ideas sha.

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