BigBashiru:
1. She looks plum - this is a sign of sperm activity in her body.

2. It is easy to get her to open her legs.... means ur not the first

3. looks older than her age.

4. overactive in church I.e. carries church on her head... this is a way to compensate for a past life now that shes "born again"

guys pls contribute...

Forget all these lists, if she easily engages and laughs wildly with a random male stranger within minutes of their discussion, then she's got no more shame within her and is definitely one of them.

hotwax:

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.

You're a big simp my guy. Re-read the bolded part. How will you tell a woman that her menstruation is your joy? How will you tell her that she shouldn't worry about sex? Na then, she reason your matter come conclude say you be mumu man. In matters of sex, don't pity women else they'll consider you to be a weakling.

objtech:
Please guys which good business online can I start with 500k apart from crypto and forex. Please I'm ready to give 5k to anybody that will tell me a good profitable business to do online. Please I don't need all this online investment scams. Thanks

Let me guide you bro. To earn legitimately online, you must

1) have a very good tech skill and be an expert on it.

2) understand business problems that require that your skill and how to solve those problems.

3) promote yourself through social media and a relevant portfolio.

Then will you make real money online. This is a solid principle I'm giving you you bro. So you don't need to waste your money on investment scams, all you need is a good working pc or laptop, stable electricity and internet data, coupled with the willingness to learn on your own. See, I hear people saying that 2022 will be a good year. I pray so too. But let me tell you what I see in 2022. There'll be high cost of goods, high inflation, and the naira becoming more useless. The only way to survive next year is to,

1) be a producer of goods and services.
2) earn in foreign currency like the US dollar.

In the end, I pity the working class who are earning below NGN100, 000 per month. So act fast bro.

If you need other guidance. Let me know. I'd be willing to help.

Is it paid?

Datboredberry:
Yeah... Dreams are free... I'm glad in your fantasy world, you're generous...

Did I ask you if you date Nigerian girls? No one even cared until you decided to announce it.

My statement was simple:: Are you one of those bush black men who think dating outta their race is an achievement?

You're one of the million people out there 'swirling'... It's no big deal...

But your mentality... Self-loathing is sad!

The guy na Yahoo boy wey cash out newly...

fnep2smooth:

I can create a functional e-commerce website for just 40k including domain and hosting. Currently we are offering 50% discount.

Why are some programmers this stupid? You'll build a functional e-commerce site with domain name and hosting for 40k?!! You dey craze? How much is a dollar to naira? Now convert 40k to dollars. Kai. Some people have poverty mentality built in their DNA.

To wade off snakes, apply hypo on your floors. They're allergic to the smell.

symbuul:
I'm trying to install python on my laptop but it is saying api-ms-win-crt-math-l1-1-0.dll is missing.
I have downloaded the api stuff(the 32bit and 64bit) and sent to it's different consoles but python is yet to install. I have even downloaded the C++ redistributable stuff, yet the issue persists.
Any solutions or alternative ways, please?

If you are using windows 7, just download python 3.4.

Newer versions of python runs on windows 8 and above.

Tejumola856:


In my school, most of the niggas don’t buy Aba made you just have to sell quality clothes and advertise it with marketing strategies.

What of boxers, pant boxers and the rest?

Tejumola856:


I think this is a good advice. I’m an engineering I learned phone engineering for 2 years before I gained admission into university but it’s difficult for me to start a phone accessories business because my boss aren’t selling so I don’t know where to start.

Use 200k and buy Usdt. It's a crypto form for US dollars. Just keep it till next year. You'll be surprised at how much it will earn you.

Secondly, you see these Aba-made polos and shorts? They sell like crazy! You can buy and market them at your school. You can also buy and market boxers and undies for boys and girls, and rake your money!

Finnese001:







I hope you guys are not trying to divide Alaigbo with this una senseless mentra

What it means is that we Imolites are stupid abi na wetin because I don't understand it, was it during election that apc did the mago mago abi na for supreme court

Because when the bad will set in now it in now I swear it's not going to be funny and nobody should blame us. No matter how bad imo state is, I still love my state and I advised ndi Anambra to stop this nonsense before it's too late.

That guy is a yoruba idiot! Don't mind him.

BluntCrazeMan:
Anyways..
No replies again from me to you for now.
Lagos is Different From Ondo..
Just the way Imo State Is Different From Anambra State.
..
If Anambra And Imo were the same, they should have been the same state..
Isn't it?
..
So, since they are not the same, they became two different states.
..
Don't misunderstand me shaa..

I put it to you sir, that you're a yoruba man

WUdec:
The tech space in naij is broad and still a lot of spaces to fit in.

Me and my team wanna know which apps Nigeria lacks, we are in the process of ideation.


Any ideas? What app do you think would be very successful and one that would provide a solution

I have one but we'll have to sign an NDA

Just use regex, it should solve this.

What framework did you use for the development?

Please my brothers. Which app, apart from binance, can I use to buy cryptocurrency here in Nigeria, that will accept my credit card?

We've once been there. But stopped due to family issues and the like.

To begin with,

Learn python then

Download and learn the book, violent python. Then

Learn network programming with python. Then

Learn sys adm with python

Now you're good to go.

Next, learn database management and security....

And if you think you want to be an elite, learn

C++
Buffer overflow
Malware analysis and development

And if you hit some million bucks in the process, share with niggas

Good luck.

OkuFaba:
The truth is, SAPA motivated all of us.
It is a respecter of no man.
It can reduce a man to a child.

The fear of SAPA is the beginning of hustle

Sure!

I've lived in the north. All what he wrote are true. Some that I came to discover now self.

As they always say, there's no smoke without fire. Most of you business tycoons had something that motivated and pushed you out of your comfort zone get going and start up. Right?

For me, the story was few years ago. After my NCE program. I got a teaching job in a private school. I was really happy. I started teaching and was paid a salary of N6000 excluding holidays. As a young man, that amount won't even last for 2 weeks and I'll be broke again.

One afternoon, I was returning from school. I met an old classmate who went into business right after our secondary education. He looked big and fine riding his bike while I looked so dry and emaciated, and wearing worn out shoes. We exchanged pleasantries and moved but I felt ashamed of myself though.

To find out more about my business, read
https://www.nairaland.com/6776978/how-make-over-n500k-before

Moving on, close to my street, I met my headmaster, the man who intimidated me so much during my primary education. I feared him more than my own father. Did I forget to mention that he once flogged the little me 12 strokes for a crime I can't remember. Now, look at him hawking stationaries on his head. He looked so frail and shrinked. The embers of old age has began to take toll on him. I felt pity for him. I greeted him and he responded without recognizing me.

That day, I couldn't sleep well. Pondering over my good looking friend and my frail looking headmaster. I decided that I will never waste my life as a Nigerian teacher. That motivated me to start this business...
https://www.nairaland.com/6776978/how-make-over-n500k-before

So guys share your wonderful stories. What Motivated you to start your own business?

Good morning

What are you waiting for?

More...

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But do you know?

Opportunities to make millions in this country comes every single day we live. Needs worth millions of naira are left unfulfilled every day!

OK. Let me show you how with statistics and facts.

Do you know that, in the south east alone, the govt lost over N50bn in 4 weeks due to the Sit-At-home order?

That is almost N12bn every week!

Now you know what that means? In each of the four weeks, there were needs worth over N12bn that were not met!

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