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Family / Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by funnyDM: 3:38am On Sep 14, 2023
Las Las na to go north go impregnate one northern christian lady and marry her biko
Phones / Re: Apple Unveils Iphone 15 And Iphone 15 Plus (Specifications & Prices) by funnyDM: 2:28am On Sep 13, 2023
More girls to be used for sacrifice.

Ogume must be appeased....

Iphone 15 must be bought...

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Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 11:13am On Sep 09, 2023
Obaaderemi2:
Yours was the real bull.shit. wink

You are noticed kid. wink

Now run along.
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 10:54am On Sep 09, 2023
Obaaderemi2:
The OP is right, you are wrong.
It's safer to kick out a cheating partner than sticking with them out of revenge "fvck". She/he is an enemy and will continue to gaslight you. You may end up getting a venereal disease or a pregnancy may occur, then you are scarred for life. A proper city boy/girl will move on, focus on better things and pick the next girl/boy more carefully and with more experience. An inexperienced small boy/girl will stay there looking for revenge only for the cheating scum to hurt him/her again.

Loads of bullsh*t!!
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 10:53am On Sep 09, 2023
Gadafii:
you are just talking waaa like a đŸȘ

You probably lack maturity if you think sleeping with a woman to later dump her is treating her fuxk up.

For your information, I am the type of guy with lots of options in every thing, not just in women, and the type of guy she cheats with rather, the type of guy that understands no woman is your woman it’s just your turn, ladies cheat on guys who have serious and commitment with them,I am not Thea type of guy so no cheating drama

Enjoy your weekend

Still your opinion.

If ladies cheat on the serious guys, then why are they still searching for serious relationships

See, ladies cheat on simps. You spend so much on her. Later on, she cheats on you, then you leave everything and move on?? I pity you. The next girl you got is gonna cheat on you too because you still have a lot to learn.

Like seriously, if you have two ladies in your life;

one told you 3 of her exs cheated on her and she moved on.

The other one told you that 2 of her ex cheated on her; she found out, cast an ugly spell on them that drained their wealth, and moved on.

Which among the two will you be more afraid of cheating on
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 6:23am On Sep 09, 2023
Gadafii:
guys don’t listen to this, reject a cheating girlfriend like a disease, forgive her and move on but never lay with her again as this man is advising, you think you can use her and dump her, that’s not wise, she may up with pregnancy and you are stucked with a cheater as baby mama for life

It’s even wrong to depend on a one girl, make sure you have options more than twice as a man, once she cheats, let her go and move on with your life like nothing happened

Thats your opinion kid.

Real men dont fear heart breaks. They have sealed emotions and know how to treat women fvck ups.

But unfortunately, naive men like you so much dread emotional heartbreaks. They cant stand it, so what they do is to move on to the next woman, that will still cheat on them. Then cycle goes on and on.

Control your fears, nighaa, master your emotions, and any woman in a relationship with you will really be afraid of cheating on you.

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Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 6:51pm On Sep 08, 2023
If your girlfriend cheat on you;

1) accept her back.

2) Treat and fvck her like a prostitute.

3) Find another girl sharp sharp.

4) Let her wash your clothes and clean your house. In the end, dump her a.rse where she belongs and lock up 😎😎😎

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Programming / Re: Can I Learn Two Programming Skills At A Go? by funnyDM: 6:24pm On Sep 08, 2023
Yes. Learn Javascript and Go đŸ€·đŸ€·đŸ€·
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 4:53am On Aug 24, 2023
DonX001:


@bolded,
Quoted to keep the post for others that may want to read it in case you delete it.
Though personally I think it's just a load of bullshit and motivational hot air being blown, rather than practical ideas.
But still, keeping it here in case someone finds it useful.
Though I doubt.

Its just a load of bullshit. The most practical foolish joke of the century!! Will you now delete it please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 9:08pm On Aug 23, 2023
Dadatao1998:

Please, can you tell me the ideas?
I am a university graduate, i graduated from one of the state university in Southwest and i studied technical education, i graduated 4 years ago and i'm done serving. I am 25 years of age.
Since after my service, that was 3years ago, i have been doing menial jobs like teaching in private schools and earning peanut, working as a security guard in my hotel, doing home lessons with meagre pay, all the monies are not sustainable but it's just about getting something doing pending the time good job comes.
Fortunately 2years ago, i was employed by the into the state civil service to teach in public secondary school in my state but it is on contract which the duration of the contract will last in a month time.
The pay is not encouraging and not regular but we hope it will be reviewed when the appointment is being confirmed.
Since i started the work, i have been staying in a single room in which i can afford but i have been buying some household items like generator, TV, plastic chairs and and table, bed, furnitures and so on. I am planning to move out of the room to a room and Parlour self contain because the stress of living in a single room is much but no money yet.
I just wish to hear your ideas maybe it can be beneficial to me.
Please, you can share it to me on my Gmail account :taofeekokikiola64@gmail.com
Or you can message me on WhatsApp on 08141984297
Thanks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 1:52pm On Aug 23, 2023
Nice2023:
If u start working in any organisation,from the first day,start buying investment with ur money.

The world especially Nigeria is too harsh not to have secondary income.

You are wise!!

I learned this the hard way!!

After 5 years of working, no big savings.

What did I do? I learned a secret! What most people would ignore...

If youre a fresh graduate or you just landed a job newly. DON'T START buying luxury.

Hmmm... Let me just keep quiet. People don't value free ideas sha.

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Romance / Re: Team Foreign (photo) by funnyDM: 12:37am On Jun 05, 2022
I'm only interested on the content showing on your laptop.

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Literature / Re: A Story My Friend Told Me. Learn From It. by funnyDM: 5:31am On May 03, 2022
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Literature / A Story My Friend Told Me. Learn From It. by funnyDM: 10:15pm On May 02, 2022
Recently, I was told a story about a large corporation in the US. In this company, the scientists’ major job is to think out “Ideas” and forward these to the technologists who would use the ideas for production.
Over time, the technologists began to think on better ways to use the scientists’ ideas. Subsequently, the technologists phased out the ideas of the scientists and began developing their own.
The company executives, realizing this, decided that in order to cut operation costs; the scientists would be relieved of their jobs. The next day, all the scientists in that company were fired!
In this state of joblessness and confusion, the scientists went to the technologists and complained, “Since you both develop the ideas and use them in production, what would you have us do?” The technologists replied them in a single word, “Think!”
Looking at this scenario you might be wondering, what are the mistakes of these scientists and why were they fired?
Did they really make some mistakes? Let’s examine some facts here and draw insight into the morals of the story. Here we go!

1) In your life endeavors, thinking about a great idea is not enough. You must act towards it to stay relevant.

2) Do not be complacent in your career. Keep improving yourself. Every career is a competition. If you fail to develop yourself, your subordinate who is striving harder to become better and better will – sooner than you expect – become your superior.

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3) Don’t ever think your subordinates can not influence the executives’ decision on you and your position.

4) At the office, no one gives a f**k about you! Yeah, you heard me right. They’re only interested in nothing but the best you possibly can give. They will only use you for your best skills and dump you when you or your skill becomes irrelevant.

5) Think more of how many financial options you could have than how to please your employee for a pay raise. Do not be loyal to anyone but to yourself. I would rather be happy to work out ways to earn $500 monthly on my own than to be a zombie to an employer for a $1000 pay raise. I’m sure you’ll agree with me on this.

So do your own thing and get better every day. In the end, those who take proactive actions always win.
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Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:33am On Mar 02, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Clap for yourself, for a job well done, can u hear yourself?

So what do you expect me to do?
Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:27am On Mar 02, 2022
Moeman:
hmmm......look deeper bro

I don't understand bro. Please explain.
Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:25am On Mar 02, 2022
MAGG0T:
shocked

This one minute man with his crazy thread again??

Have you ever seen me made such a thread before? Abeg gettat...
Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:24am On Mar 02, 2022
McEphiks:


You're just a jealous simp

Do you know who a simp is? I bet you don't.
Romance / Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 9:23pm On Mar 01, 2022
Ok. There's this young lady that I met barely 2 weeks ago. We exchanged contacts and have been chatting both on WhatsApp and Facebook. Sometimes she'd call me and we'll talk for long hours, she'd say how she admire and like me naturally; that's she's not after my money or physique and that her spirit just accepted me...
Blah and blah.

Today, being 1st of March, I invited her to my place of work, and as we were talking and laughing, she told me that a colleague behind me was staring at her in an inappropriate manner, I felt bad about it and pretended as if nothing was happening. So when the said colleague was leaving this evening, I made to the shelves acting like I was looking for something, then I watched at her corner to see what she was capable of. She actually sat at the entrance of the room. Omoh, you need to see how she was staring at my colleague like she'd fall into his mouth. The truth is I'm more handsome and richer than my colleague (I ain't bragging about it). So I just reason the thing. I reason the matter come conclude say: this girl na street. She was just using reverse psychology on me. She don dey fall in love with another stranger already. Surely, na me go treat her fvckup.

MY DECISION
I'd invite her to my house on Sunday, fvck her pussy HARD, and in the next two days, dump her sorry a.rse!

WHAT LATER HAPPENED
Well, we went for an outing and she was just laughing and smiling. I laughed with her too. But for my mind, I don reason the idiot matter finish.

So guys what do you think?

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Tochi Vows To Keep Things Private After Deleting Engagement Post by funnyDM: 6:09pm On Jan 18, 2022
No be mvmu you be?

Romance / Re: l Have Fvck Her 32 Times Will She Leave Me. by funnyDM: 5:56pm On Jan 18, 2022
victooman:
please l want to know if it is hard for a woman to leave a man that have sleeps with her several time, does sex build some such of connection to a woman, we have bleep for 32 times within a space of 3 months and l believe am doing it well, since she never denies me sex any time l ask for it.

Don't you think you're a slowpoke?

Politics / Re: Ben Kalu Urges Abia APC Members, Leaders To Reunite For A Common Goal by funnyDM: 5:53pm On Jan 18, 2022
What is this one saying?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Survive On CFA 90,000 Teaching Job In Cote D'ivoire? by funnyDM: 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2022
Just stay in Nigeria and upgrade yourself on a digital skill bro. The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know.

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Crime / Re: Reporting Romance Scammers In The Family by funnyDM: 3:31pm On Jan 17, 2022
Spyware.



If you know you know.
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Is Suddenly Too Violent by funnyDM: 1:55pm On Jan 17, 2022
The truth is: a guy somewhere is blowing her up. That same is confusing her with promises if she leaves you. So she needs the freedom to enjoy those fairy tales by the guy. She can't never achieve it as long as she is with you, so she now dessent you and wants her freedom in every way possible. Don't be surprised that the guy impregnated her and she did the abortion out of fear. Now that she realizes that you can do nothing. She turned the fear into anger.

My advice : free her. Let her taste those fairy tales. You can't save a LovePeddler. Let her go. It'll pain you but with time you'll heal. And for her, all those fairy tales will soon fall off like scales from her eyes. When they do, you'll know what to do. But if I'm in your shoes, I'll never take her back.

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