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Family / Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by funnyDM: 3:38am On Sep 14, 2023 |
Las Las na to go north go impregnate one northern christian lady and marry her biko |
Phones / Re: Apple Unveils Iphone 15 And Iphone 15 Plus (Specifications & Prices) by funnyDM: 2:28am On Sep 13, 2023 |
More girls to be used for sacrifice. Ogume must be appeased.... Iphone 15 must be bought... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 11:13am On Sep 09, 2023 |
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 10:54am On Sep 09, 2023 |
Obaaderemi2: Loads of bullsh*t!! |
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 10:53am On Sep 09, 2023 |
Gadafii: Still your opinion. If ladies cheat on the serious guys, then why are they still searching for serious relationships See, ladies cheat on simps. You spend so much on her. Later on, she cheats on you, then you leave everything and move on?? I pity you. The next girl you got is gonna cheat on you too because you still have a lot to learn. Like seriously, if you have two ladies in your life; one told you 3 of her exs cheated on her and she moved on. The other one told you that 2 of her ex cheated on her; she found out, cast an ugly spell on them that drained their wealth, and moved on. Which among the two will you be more afraid of cheating on |
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 6:23am On Sep 09, 2023 |
Gadafii: Thats your opinion kid. Real men dont fear heart breaks. They have sealed emotions and know how to treat women fvck ups. But unfortunately, naive men like you so much dread emotional heartbreaks. They cant stand it, so what they do is to move on to the next woman, that will still cheat on them. Then cycle goes on and on. Control your fears, nighaa, master your emotions, and any woman in a relationship with you will really be afraid of cheating on you. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: When A Woman Cheat On You This Is What To Do by funnyDM: 6:51pm On Sep 08, 2023 |
If your girlfriend cheat on you; 1) accept her back. 2) Treat and fvck her like a prostitute. 3) Find another girl sharp sharp. 4) Let her wash your clothes and clean your house. In the end, dump her a.rse where she belongs and lock up đđđ 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Can I Learn Two Programming Skills At A Go? by funnyDM: 6:24pm On Sep 08, 2023 |
Yes. Learn Javascript and Go đ€·đ€·đ€· |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 4:53am On Aug 24, 2023 |
DonX001: Its just a load of bullshit. The most practical foolish joke of the century!! Will you now delete it please? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 9:08pm On Aug 23, 2023 |
Dadatao1998: .... DELETED!! 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recent Layoff Workers By All Nigeria Companies by funnyDM: 1:52pm On Aug 23, 2023 |
Nice2023: You are wise!! I learned this the hard way!! After 5 years of working, no big savings. What did I do? I learned a secret! What most people would ignore... If youre a fresh graduate or you just landed a job newly. DON'T START buying luxury. Hmmm... Let me just keep quiet. People don't value free ideas sha. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Team Foreign (photo) by funnyDM: 12:37am On Jun 05, 2022 |
I'm only interested on the content showing on your laptop. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: A Story My Friend Told Me. Learn From It. by funnyDM: 5:31am On May 03, 2022 |
Battylinks: Please create your own thread. |
Literature / A Story My Friend Told Me. Learn From It. by funnyDM: 10:15pm On May 02, 2022 |
Recently, I was told a story about a large corporation in the US. In this company, the scientistsâ major job is to think out âIdeasâ and forward these to the technologists who would use the ideas for production. Over time, the technologists began to think on better ways to use the scientistsâ ideas. Subsequently, the technologists phased out the ideas of the scientists and began developing their own. The company executives, realizing this, decided that in order to cut operation costs; the scientists would be relieved of their jobs. The next day, all the scientists in that company were fired! In this state of joblessness and confusion, the scientists went to the technologists and complained, âSince you both develop the ideas and use them in production, what would you have us do?â The technologists replied them in a single word, âThink!â Looking at this scenario you might be wondering, what are the mistakes of these scientists and why were they fired? Did they really make some mistakes? Letâs examine some facts here and draw insight into the morals of the story. Here we go! 1) In your life endeavors, thinking about a great idea is not enough. You must act towards it to stay relevant. 2) Do not be complacent in your career. Keep improving yourself. Every career is a competition. If you fail to develop yourself, your subordinate who is striving harder to become better and better will â sooner than you expect â become your superior. [For content writing jobs, whatsapp: +2348179370258] 3) Donât ever think your subordinates can not influence the executivesâ decision on you and your position. 4) At the office, no one gives a f**k about you! Yeah, you heard me right. Theyâre only interested in nothing but the best you possibly can give. They will only use you for your best skills and dump you when you or your skill becomes irrelevant. 5) Think more of how many financial options you could have than how to please your employee for a pay raise. Do not be loyal to anyone but to yourself. I would rather be happy to work out ways to earn $500 monthly on my own than to be a zombie to an employer for a $1000 pay raise. Iâm sure youâll agree with me on this. So do your own thing and get better every day. In the end, those who take proactive actions always win. Advert!! Do you want? * Exceptional CVs/Resumes [2 for the price of 1] * Job Application letters/cover letter * Product Reviews * Casino/Cryptocurrency marketing articles. Whatsapp: +2348179370258 |
Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:33am On Mar 02, 2022 |
Prettygirl200: So what do you expect me to do? |
Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:27am On Mar 02, 2022 |
Moeman: I don't understand bro. Please explain. |
Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:25am On Mar 02, 2022 |
MAGG0T: Have you ever seen me made such a thread before? Abeg gettat... |
Romance / Re: Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 3:24am On Mar 02, 2022 |
McEphiks: Do you know who a simp is? I bet you don't. |
Romance / Pls Guys, Am I Too Harsh With My Decision? by funnyDM: 9:23pm On Mar 01, 2022 |
Ok. There's this young lady that I met barely 2 weeks ago. We exchanged contacts and have been chatting both on WhatsApp and Facebook. Sometimes she'd call me and we'll talk for long hours, she'd say how she admire and like me naturally; that's she's not after my money or physique and that her spirit just accepted me... Blah and blah. Today, being 1st of March, I invited her to my place of work, and as we were talking and laughing, she told me that a colleague behind me was staring at her in an inappropriate manner, I felt bad about it and pretended as if nothing was happening. So when the said colleague was leaving this evening, I made to the shelves acting like I was looking for something, then I watched at her corner to see what she was capable of. She actually sat at the entrance of the room. Omoh, you need to see how she was staring at my colleague like she'd fall into his mouth. The truth is I'm more handsome and richer than my colleague (I ain't bragging about it). So I just reason the thing. I reason the matter come conclude say: this girl na street. She was just using reverse psychology on me. She don dey fall in love with another stranger already. Surely, na me go treat her fvckup. MY DECISION I'd invite her to my house on Sunday, fvck her pussy HARD, and in the next two days, dump her sorry a.rse! WHAT LATER HAPPENED Well, we went for an outing and she was just laughing and smiling. I laughed with her too. But for my mind, I don reason the idiot matter finish. So guys what do you think? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: BBNaijaâs Tochi Vows To Keep Things Private After Deleting Engagement Post by funnyDM: 6:09pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
No be mvmu you be?
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Romance / Re: l Have Fvck Her 32 Times Will She Leave Me. by funnyDM: 5:56pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
victooman: Don't you think you're a slowpoke?
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Politics / Re: Ben Kalu Urges Abia APC Members, Leaders To Reunite For A Common Goal by funnyDM: 5:53pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
What is this one saying?
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Survive On CFA 90,000 Teaching Job In Cote D'ivoire? by funnyDM: 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Just stay in Nigeria and upgrade yourself on a digital skill bro. The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. 142 Likes 8 Shares |
Crime / Re: Reporting Romance Scammers In The Family by funnyDM: 3:31pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Spyware. If you know you know. |
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Is Suddenly Too Violent by funnyDM: 1:55pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
The truth is: a guy somewhere is blowing her up. That same is confusing her with promises if she leaves you. So she needs the freedom to enjoy those fairy tales by the guy. She can't never achieve it as long as she is with you, so she now dessent you and wants her freedom in every way possible. Don't be surprised that the guy impregnated her and she did the abortion out of fear. Now that she realizes that you can do nothing. She turned the fear into anger. My advice : free her. Let her taste those fairy tales. You can't save a LovePeddler. Let her go. It'll pain you but with time you'll heal. And for her, all those fairy tales will soon fall off like scales from her eyes. When they do, you'll know what to do. But if I'm in your shoes, I'll never take her back. 18 Likes 1 Share |
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