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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Broke The Net With Her Massive Curve Photos by funnyme(f): 7:01am On Aug 22, 2015
Me I no see any curve. Wat I see is deceit
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day by funnyme(f): 10:21pm On Aug 21, 2015
onemorepls:
are u not a woman and yet u dont know the answer
Whit all the answers already given,yu are yet to choose one. Abi yu wan write book with the answers?
Romance / Re: 3 Years Of Dating And She Has Never 'taken In' Should I Marry Her? by funnyme(f): 10:13pm On Aug 21, 2015
Why do yu want her to get pregnant b4 marriage? May God deliver yu from trying his powers.
Romance / Re: Advice To Ladies by funnyme(f): 10:01pm On Aug 21, 2015
Don't worry, your sister will come back soon to read your advice to her not all ladies.
Romance / Re: What Action Should He Take? by funnyme(f): 9:58pm On Aug 21, 2015
Wake her up at 1:am, make her seat and tell her yu don't like it. Na everything una wan come here dey look for advice? Common sense no even common again.
Romance / Re: 10 Signs That You Are No Longer Cool With Your Girlfriend, Dump Her A.s.a.p. by funnyme(f): 9:44pm On Aug 21, 2015
B4 a girl changes her attitude towards a guy,the guy must have changed first, and yu said she complained. When she does complain seat her down and explain to her the stress you are going through. Most times when a girl complain it means she really love yu but guys will always be guys, expecting that we smell our fingers and know what's going on. Stop assuming and start talking.

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Romance / Re: A Romantic Encounter: Advice Needed!!! by funnyme(f): 9:38pm On Aug 21, 2015
Answer this question. If she is your wife and you catch her mouth gigging another man,will you forgive her? Do to others what you will have them do to you. Do not also forget that what ever goes around comes around as well. Committing adultery and looking for advice.
Now my advice: go ahead and do it tomorrow,after that God will be waiting for yu to judge.
Romance / Re: My Sister Is Getting Married To My Worstestestestestestestest Enemy by funnyme(f): 9:33pm On Aug 21, 2015
jonaifame22:
thanks for ur advice
You have deliberately refused to tell us what yu did and want us to support and advice yu. God have mercy.
Romance / Re: My Sister Is Getting Married To My Worstestestestestestestest Enemy by funnyme(f): 9:31pm On Aug 21, 2015
You're simply a big fool who wants to go to hell because of your fellow man. If you forgive him yu won't change in completion. If yu don't and your sister end up marrying him,you will die b4 your time. Ask yourself how will you think of visiting your sister after marriage? The bible says that vengeance is of the lord and not yours. Pls read Romans 12:9- end. You simply need Jesus.
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day by funnyme(f): 9:20pm On Aug 21, 2015
Op oya, answer this question.
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Eat This Puff Puff ? by funnyme(f): 9:18pm On Aug 21, 2015
What is your greatest fear as a man? It should be that when you stand b4 God on judgment day, He didn't say to you, "you fool".

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Romance / Re: This Young Man Needs Advice...i Hope Someone Helps. by funnyme(f): 8:10pm On Aug 17, 2015
Just take permission from work and get home b4 time,make sure yu buy a hand fan on your way back Cos you will need to fan the two of them.
Why haven't yu asked the plumber what he's doing in your house abi the work never finish? Yu just dey pay the guy for servicing your madam.
Romance / Re: The Science Behind Why Men Stare At Women's Assets by funnyme(f): 8:04pm On Aug 17, 2015
Warri! Warri! Your father!!!!
Romance / Re: See What My Ex Wore To A Birthday Occasion.... Lol by funnyme(f): 8:03pm On Aug 17, 2015
Francis95:
Am not stalking her oo....Just that this is so crazy and funny ......Typical Onitsha babe.... cheesy

Thanks to yall for your success wishes...Mehn, I smashed that Post utme.. cool
You are still writing jamb and you're busy dating your mamas age mate. Nawa o.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Bride Marries Briton At Spot Where They Met 14 Years Ago (photos) by funnyme(f): 7:59pm On Aug 17, 2015
Happy married life to them. God pls give me my own
Romance / Re: My Relationship: I Need Your Advice by funnyme(f): 7:56pm On Aug 17, 2015
Repent young man! 5yes ago? Hmmm! Instead of yu to concentrate on your studies yu dey busy with the babe abi? Ok now my advice is that you buy her a fone and send it via any available transport.if after this She's still behaving funny,report her to me.
Romance / Re: Real Reason Why We Call, Text Our Exes After A Breakup by funnyme(f): 7:51pm On Aug 17, 2015
Op waris dis now? Why reminding me of my ex?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Rocked Matching Outfits With Their Kids by funnyme(f): 9:39pm On Aug 13, 2015
They look good shaa. What else biko nu?
Romance / Re: Words From A Mother To Her Daughter About Marriage by funnyme(f): 5:04am On Aug 12, 2015
This is perfect,especially no9
Romance / Re: When She Is Mad But Wants To Cuddle Pic* by funnyme(f): 4:53am On Aug 12, 2015
CHoccolaTE:

your comment is directed to your mother and all the women in your generation not me.
I pity your husband babe. Repent b4 yu marry.

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Romance / Re: Older Singles Lets Mingle 38 - 44 Only Plz!!! You Could Meet Your Soulmate by funnyme(f): 4:41am On Aug 12, 2015
Yeye dey smell.

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Romance / Re: Top Ten Most Beautiful Daughters Of African Presidents by funnyme(f): 10:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
Am more beautiful than all of them.
Romance / Re: Is This A Sign Of True Love Or Infinite Stupidity ( PHOTO ) by funnyme(f): 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
Dancing shoki. This can't happen in 9ja try Jamaica.
Romance / Re: I'm Starving Of This by funnyme(f): 9:34pm On Jul 18, 2015
Op your case is out of hand,even if I cook yu go finish am for me. So its well.
Romance / Re: What's Your Definition Of 'SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP' ? by funnyme(f): 12:09am On Jul 18, 2015
serious relationship is SERIOUSLY serious.
Romance / Re: [photo] A Woman's Menstrual Pad Falls Off While Performing On Stage :o by funnyme(f): 12:02am On Jul 18, 2015
All these people wey dey wear rope call am paint. Na God don dey catch them so.

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Romance / Re: Inexpensive Ways To Look Good Everyday, 6$8 Thou.. by funnyme(f): 11:59pm On Jul 17, 2015
Then walk naked abi,op repent na yu no gree.
Romance / Re: What Would You If You Saw This At A Junction (photo) by funnyme(f): 11:51pm On Jul 17, 2015
Wen I was younger I been dey chop their biscuit,so kini big deal? Na to use stick push the Juju comot come carry the pot for my head na. Home here I come,level go just CHANGE
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Top 5 Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunction by funnyme(f): 1:21pm On Jul 16, 2015
Versline guys oya o
Romance / Re: What Every Woman Should Do To Keep Her Man... by funnyme(f): 1:07pm On Jul 16, 2015
Men always want,but give now they will call yu a gold digger. Metcheww.
Romance / Re: Make Your Man Go Wild [pre-intimacy Tips] by funnyme(f): 1:05pm On Jul 16, 2015
Adultery is a sin. Op because yu want us to talk dirty doesn't mean yu should post dirty on this forum.

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