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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 6:31pm On Dec 26, 2017
sarafa68:
funnynation take, nor tell me say u bor play am o. And those of una wea go play am make wuna remener me if he cum.

693BHKS


Chelsea - Brighton
Liverpool - Swansea
Home Cards Over 0.5(0.5) 1.42
Cheltenham Town - Yeovil Town
1X 1.15
Exeter City - Forest Green
1X 1.15
Newtown AFC - The New Saints FC
Over(1.5) 1.16
FC United - Salford City
Over(1.5) 1.16
Braintree Town - Chelmsford City
12 1.25
Kings Lynn - St Ives Town
1 1.17
Am already in the village bro.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 2:36pm On Dec 26, 2017
sarafa68:
only 100box, mtcheew.
If you gree 10%
You give me 4 or 5 odds. I stake 100 card. How much be 10%? You think say na 30billion I wan stake?
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 2:19pm On Dec 26, 2017
Anybody that can drop me sure 4 odds, if it green I will fund the person 100.
If you can drop 4 to 5 sure odds. Just mention me let me know.
Deal!

If the game cast, na my own lost
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: FG's Subsidy On Fuel Hits N29.68bn In 14 Days by funnynation(m): 1:44pm On Dec 26, 2017
2019 still dey far ooo. God wetin Nigerians and IMO people do nah?

God can't you do it for us again? God abeg so something before something do us
Politics › Re: Hausa And Gbagyi Youths Clash In Bwari Near Abuja, One Dead, Many Injured by funnynation(m): 1:43pm On Dec 26, 2017
Even though Nnamdi KANU misused his privilege as freedom fighter, some of the point he raised "dey on point".

Person go just come your house begin dey fight you.. Their so called leaders are not saying anything. Yoruba cannot come to Anambra to fight people there while IBO cannot go to Akure to fight people there...

Why always North?


Anyway RIP for the person way kpai

Happy Christmas for those wey still dey alive...

More fighting power to those wey still wan fight
Celebrities › Re: Mr 2kay And His Crew Fight At A Filling Station In Ajah, Lagos by funnynation(m): 1:41pm On Dec 26, 2017
Op you mean fighting in Filling Station? Which one be police station again?

I just dey think of many relationship wey autocorrect don spoil
Food › Re: Lady Feeds 40 People On Christmas Day (Photos) by funnynation(m): 9:34pm On Dec 25, 2017
I need the babe control first
Christianity Etc › Re: Upload Your Christmas Selfie Here by funnynation(m): 3:39pm On Dec 25, 2017
Eleganza33:
ok o. Register me bah na
Chat me on Facebook or watsapp. Facebook: Funnynation Comedian
Christianity Etc › Re: Upload Your Christmas Selfie Here by funnynation(m): 1:28pm On Dec 25, 2017
Eleganza33:
luks lyk i av c dis name b4 in ttf group
Yes oooo. Na me TTF433

Christianity Etc › Re: Upload Your Christmas Selfie Here by funnynation(m): 1:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
FaniDan:
Me
Nice curve. Abeg which part of our Abuja you dey?
Christianity Etc › Re: Upload Your Christmas Selfie Here by funnynation(m): 1:08pm On Dec 25, 2017
I rep entertainment

Christianity Etc › Re: Upload Your Christmas Selfie Here by funnynation(m): 1:07pm On Dec 25, 2017
Happy Christmas.

I rep 042

AbjFinestMc


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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 5:52pm On Dec 22, 2017
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 11:34am On Dec 22, 2017
dcolumbus001:
Someone help me with that guys no, that funds bet acct
Am here

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 8:56pm On Dec 21, 2017
Fund all here

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 9:20pm On Dec 20, 2017
Domlayomi:
Na God go punish dx AZ alkmaar team, rubbish team. embarassed
I think say na only me oo
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 8:47pm On Dec 20, 2017
DrWise:
Congrats Lhimeet for winning the PFP this year. The identity of the Kazeemwhatever would be revealed soon.

I have this game to auction for #10k only. My faith cannot carry the Moechenglabach on it. So if you can pay #10k, I'd send you the winning if it comes through. It is a deal for the Lion hearted punters and not the children.
B943EQPWPPZZCS-1262689

Thank you.
Nice game
Health › Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by funnynation(op): 8:41pm On Dec 20, 2017
knowhowk:
God bless you more for this wonderful Comment.
Amen!
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 7:47pm On Dec 20, 2017
NLProblemChild:
Hello my people.. I'm here again with my Ricky's bet..
I follow you on this...
Tomorrow arrange x-5mins abeg. I wan stake 10k
Health › Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by funnynation(op): 10:48am On Dec 20, 2017
For face

Health › Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by funnynation(op): 10:47am On Dec 20, 2017
olabright11:
I remember mama that was selling akara in our village, she always chucked charcoal inside the beans while frying, this actually made me dislike eating akara with aim that it could be a charm. pls what kind of firewood charcoal bcs. some Trees � are poisonous?
I always use any charcoal
Health › Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by funnynation(op): 10:46am On Dec 20, 2017
Omaresh:
I've used the charcoal a couple of times for teeth whitening. It works. I've always had white set of teeth but whenever I notice slight changes I use it to restore shine to my teeth.
Nice one... Shine on dear
Health › Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by funnynation(op): 10:13am On Dec 20, 2017
Ever8054:
i want white teeth....I should use black charcoal?.....op,...are you OK....?
after rubbing soap on ur body, don't u apply water to wash it out?
Health › Re: 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by funnynation(op):
una wey dey debate, make u try am before debating. For idomie generation wey know only close up and the likes, we don dey use salt and charcoal dey brush teeth and our teeth dey shine like snow.

Most of una no like this kind of educative post, if na post about wizkid and davido or tonto dike nude this thread for dey like where dem dey pay ucl final.

Happy christmas in advance!

Mc funnynation
Health › 14 Health Benefits Of Charcoal by funnynation(op): 8:26am On Dec 20, 2017
BENEFITS_OF_CHARCOAL

Charcoal is one of the most disregarded products at home. We only see the need for it when it is time to set fire for Banku.
However, if you really need first aid, charcoal is something you need to have on you all the time. You might not know this but it is one of the most medicinal products you can have at home due to its poison extraction ability.
In case you never gave it much attention, this is the time to do so. Here are *13* benefits of charcoal you never thought about.

1. *#Preventing_Odour*.
Does your shoe smell bad? Just get some charcoal & put it in them. Do you have any bad smell in your room? Drop some charcoal where you suspect the smell could be coming from. Does your fridge or freezer smell? Put a piece of charcoal in it. Do you have strong body odour? Just make a powder out of charcoal & use.
Charcoal is very good at getting rid of bad smell. Ever wondered why your parents always scooped out the ash from the coal pot to pour in the hen coop or toilet before sweeping? That was to get rid of the odour.

2. *#Keeping_Food_Fresh*.
If you want your vegetables to be fresh all the time, just make a solution out of charcoal & leave your vegetables in them. Thank us later.

3. *#Removing_Toxins_From_Food*.
These days, people complain about the use of fertilizers on plants & vegetables, making them unwholesome & poisonous. If you have charcoal, you don’t need to worry about this. All you need to do is leave the vegetables in a charcoal solution overnight & it’ll take care of the toxins. If you suspect any food contains too many chemicals, just drop them in a charcoal solution for some hours & you’re good to go.

4. *#For_Teeth_Whitening*.
If you want to whiten your teeth, pay no attention to all these adverts on whitening chemicals & technology. Just get yourself some charcoal & grab hold of a plantain stalk. Make a powder out of the charcoal, mash the tip of the plantain stalk, dip it into the charcoal powder & brush your teeth with it for a week.

5. *#Restoring_Soup_That_Went_Bad*.
Did your groundnut soup or palm nut soup go bad? No need to worry about pouring it all away. Just put it back on fire & drop a piece of charcoal in it. This will extract all the bad taste & smell & restore the soup to its fresh state.

6. *#Detoxifying*.
Do you have a hangover out of a drink out with friends the previous night? Just have some charcoal with you & chew on it. To make it more effective, make a nice solution out of it & drink. You’re good to go.

7. *#Neutralizing_Alcohol*.
If you mistakenly did some wild mixing & feel it can knock you out, just add some charcoal to the mixture & your problem is solved. Or if you took in too much alcohol, just drink some charcoal solution & you’re good to go.

8. *#Healing_Wounds*.
Do you have a situation where someone’s wound has become so infected to the state doctors are saying they have to cut the affected area? Don’t stress over it, get a large amount of charcoal powder & pour it on the wound. This will extract all the poison from the wound & also help it heal faster. If you have a cut & you want to treat it fast, just get some powdered charcoal & pour on it.

9. *#Water_Filtration*.
Do you feel your water is contaminated? You don’t need all these products on the market. Charcoal can do better, just drop some amount of it in it. Don’t worry about the colour, it is safe, you can even chew on charcoal. It is far safer than eating chicken from KFC.

10. *#Skin_Cleansing*.
Do you have pimples, acne or any skin disease you really want to get rid of or do you want a very smooth face or skin? All you need is charcoal. Make a thick solution out of it & smear it on your body & leave it on for some hours before taking your bath. It will leave your skin smooth & fresh.

11. *#Stain_Removal*.
Do you have some stubborn stain in your kitchen, washroom or on your tiles? You actually need charcoal to get rid of it. I know you’re imagining how this black stainy product can actually remove stains right? Just try it, it works like magic.

12. *#Getting_rid_of_a_Bloated_Stomach*.
If you ate or drank something & feel bloated, charcoal is the best solution to get rid of the bloating.

13. *#Gets_Rid_of_bad_Cholesterol*.
Making a solution out of it & drinking helps eliminate all the bad cholesterol you have stored in you.

14. *#Ulcer_Treatment*.
Charcoal can treat all ulcers. Just make it a habit to always chew some.

Culled by Mc Funnynation

lalasticlala mynd44 seun please come and move it to FP as it may help some people

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 8:14pm On Dec 19, 2017
Dotman23:
Arsenal losing tonight.....
Stop this play jooor. Guy don stake their hard earn money on their head ooo
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 7:03pm On Dec 19, 2017
NLProblemChild:
actually, the thread has been locked up. So no where to post, and the admin said we shouldn't try to do something funny by opening another thread
Watsapp me nah.. 08066679200
The thread is open now. You can do something today bro
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2017
Twizzy30:
hello i want to fund merrybet 600naira. u will remove your 100 for commission. so will send 700 naira. what d u say sir?
No problem.. Come watsap
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 12:32pm On Dec 19, 2017
One of my stake

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 11:31am On Dec 19, 2017
I still fund all

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 11:04am On Dec 19, 2017
NLProblemChild:
on Friday bro.
Bro I no come see your handwork again since. Hope all is well?
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by funnynation(m): 11:02am On Dec 19, 2017
Onye4live:
Just imagine


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