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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by funshelite(m): 10:23am On May 21, 2020
Good day everyone, I've been going through this thread for a while as I'm interested in e-hailing Business. It's just quite unfortunate that the Corona virus has scattered my plans . It is well
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 3:50pm On May 20, 2020
Moyosoreola:
This is my 1st post on this thread since 18th of April, 2019. I also did the NCS test and am also expecting a +ve results.

FYI my NCS digit is with one senior custom boss in Abj as well as one serving senator from my state. Irrespective of how the pendulum ball swing its still a win win. If pendulum even cut, I will continue with my 9 to 5 in Lekki. � � �

Now listen, going forward if I hear any unnecessary pim from noise makers, especially those irrelevant write-ups.

As one of the threads lead silent captain I will personally remove you from the thread as well as employment list of NCS.

Always ensure you don't put your 100% or even upto 60% of your expectations on this NCS recruitment as the pendulum can cut at any stage or even swing to the direction of the Almighty cabals. So chillax.

Thanks for reading. �. �. �
NCS thread captain
Orimigbale walai
Nice one boss ,I don't mind if you can include my details to your Man in Customs,I would really appreciate it ,if you are ready,I'll send it via email

Cheers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 10:25am On Mar 17, 2020
officialchikzy0:
Today makes it 2month we wrote the exam yet no info, I'm seeing another long wait
My man in customs said the whole exercise has-been compromised and it seems it will be restarted
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 4:30pm On Feb 28, 2020
Please when is the second list coming out ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 10:38am On Feb 18, 2020
[quote author=ELJC post=86692687]don’t say if, say WHEN this Customs job click wink[/quote

Amen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 6:30pm On Feb 16, 2020
Uspic:
16th will make it exactly a month since we took the CBT. �
We that haven't gotton text or email nko ? Will there be a second or third batch ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 12:51am On Jan 14, 2020
Fenesa1:
Nobody has confirmed receiving invite via yahoomail...I stand to be corrected

So if you made use of Yahoo mail...try the other method of checking with your unique ID number , may be you might be lucky like myself
Please how do you go about it ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 1:45pm On Jan 13, 2020
eDoctorr:
Thank you Lord for the first stage.

Shortlisted!
Congrats man , I hope I'm in the next batch ...please how where you notified , it will be nice if you can screenshot it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 1:32pm On Jan 13, 2020
Lildairo:
What is the essence of them asking us to choose our preferred test location when they know they wouldn't make use of it?

So they expect me to start traveling from Abuja to Imo State when I just left there last week. I chose Abuja as my preferred test location because that's where I stay.

We just love to inconvenience one another in this country.
You're complaining, we that didn't see message nko , shope tie o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funshelite(m): 1:35pm On Dec 29, 2019
Mobi47:
guys relax, we are getting closer to the end of 2019 custom recruitment. just 40 more pages to go.
Please is the list out ?
PoliticsRe: Kogi West: Yahaya Bello Reacts To Dino Melaye’s Sack By Appeal Court by funshelite(m): 12:08pm On Oct 13, 2019
Even this FOoL is talking
Autos2009 HONDA CRV JEEP For Sale by funshelite(op): 6:46pm On Jun 23, 2018
Very Clean Honda CRV for sale

Price : 3m ( Negotiable)
Automatic
Red colour


Contact Funsho - 08078540333

FamilyRe: "My Wife Secretly Married Another Man, Tried To Poison Me & Sell My Duplex" by funshelite(m): 9:54am On Jun 14, 2018
I'm shocked beyond words, this women can never be satisfied.... especially with their snake like nature �. It's so difficult to marry right.. even in my office, in church and some other gatherings.... anywhere I see women, I'm always cautious. You can never know what goes on in their mind
CrimeRe: Man Charged For Rape After Sucking Lady’s Breasts by funshelite(m): 6:03pm On May 11, 2018
What kind of stupid news is this?
RomanceRe: Man Takes His Sex Doll On A Date To The Ikeja Mall In Lagos - Pictures by funshelite(m): 10:56pm On Apr 20, 2018
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Gifty Unveils Her New Man (Photo) by funshelite(m): 2:33pm On Sep 08, 2017
congrats gifty grin
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Gifty Unveils Her New Man (Photo) by funshelite(m): 2:32pm On Sep 08, 2017
chriskosherbal:
Kk , now we know gifty's bae

Congratulations bro. .
abi o , congrats to her
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by funshelite(m): 11:48am On Jul 16, 2017
Astonestone:
PleaseHis brother can pay for his trip. All my trips have been sponsored by my brother and yes I am working. I filled less than 100 pounds as personal contribution and visa was granted all the time
Thank you my brother

Abeg put me through on what you wrote
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by funshelite(m): 2:04pm On Jul 04, 2017
Solatium:
Your brother pays for your return ticket? accommodation? feeding? inland transportation? communication?

is it an all expenses paid trip?
I will stay at his place so accomodation is settled , so is transportation , feeding but I will pay for the ticket and communication.

Ticket is 250k to-and -fro
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by funshelite(m): 11:55am On Jul 04, 2017
Solatium:
I remember someone wrote he risked submitting 820k as closing balance and got his visa,but to be on the safe side #1m upward but that alone won't guarantee visa issuance and don't go dumping money desperately into your account thinking it will work.
1m ke ?

For just two weeks ?

and what else will work , I've been to the UK before on student visa na .

my brother is my sponsor , I'm working full time in Nigeria


I'm just going for my leave
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by funshelite(m): 10:01am On Jul 04, 2017
Good morning everyone

Please I need your advice

Am about applying for UK visitor visa ,my brother is sending invitation/payslip/British passport copy to me,my question is,what is minimum amount must I have in my salary account as balance that can guarantee my visa?I will provide my payslip and other documents required.

I would be staying for two weeks although the visa should last for 6 months

Thank you
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by funshelite(m): 9:26am On Jul 04, 2017
cookies:
How about me that have been to the Uk 5 times on a visit visa (with husband & kids) and 1year study visa. During those visits I always stay beyond the duration I normally state during my application, but never overstayed the duration of the visa itself, I have also renewed in the past & got new visas despite this, I just applied for a renewal on June 20. I hope my chances of getting it are high?
Please guys, kindly share your thoughts...



Oh , so one can state that he will leave in November 2017 but can still stay beyond that time as the visa will expire March 2018 ?
WebmastersRe: Chris Kwekowe Pictured With Bill Gates As He Turns Down His Job Offer by funshelite(m): 7:03pm On Dec 06, 2016
You have my respect .....young brilliant and innovative thinker
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Presides Over Quarterly Business Forum (Photos) by funshelite(m): 7:26pm On Sep 19, 2016
Mayorsholly:
Who e EPPhuh :'
(Who e EPPhuh
Abi

Who he EPP huh
CrimeRe: NDLEA Apprehends Man Carrying Methamphetamine Worth N31m At Lagos Airport by funshelite(m): 2:22pm On Sep 14, 2016
Nice one

RomanceRe: I Was Caught Having Sex At The Office -HELP by funshelite(m): 9:26pm On Aug 03, 2016
MrFerrari:
I created this monicker to hide my identity.

I am a political appointee working as an aide to my state Governor. My girlfriend came over to my office with her friend who just got posted for her NYSC and seeking for a PPA

I gave them a note to take to the ministry she said she wants but they came back telling me they were told the Commissioner wasn't on seat. Knowing fully how the system works, I
realized they were just diplomatically chased out cos they don't have an appointment with him.

So we drove out all three of us, went over, met the commissioner and explained what I want. He immediately directed she starts her documentation right away hence, my babe and I had to leave her over there and head back to my office.

Seeing that it's already minutes pass 5pm and the official quarters of the Govt House was empty, we decided to have a quick one with my babe in my office, believing that no any other government functionaries is on seat as the car park was kinda empty.

Just as we were in the middle of it, the SSG and Chief Protocol Officer drove in and on seeing my car, they came over to my office (we no even hear anyone knocking sef) . So they decided to peep thru the window as they were a bit worried seeing that my car was there but my office is locked from the inside.

To cut long story short, I was caught


red handed making out right inside the office. Though none of them is my direct principal but the Governor himself, I'm afraid they might stylishly leak it out cos we had some problems with the SSG two weeks ago.

Now should I face him and plead he covers my arse or I should just wait and see if he might not even take the issue up to the powers that be?

Kindly help a brother pls.
From the story you said you were caught MAKING OUT ...that is kissing not sex

If it's sex , just plead like a real G and bribe him a little (that's what govt officials love )
Christianity EtcRe: ''anybody Putting On 'attachment' Is Putting On Snake In The Realm Of Darkness'' by funshelite(m): 1:24pm On Jul 27, 2016
Jeffboi:
So even that imam wife for my hood too carry snake grin grin grin





Meanwhile up united
FOR LIFE my brother !!!!!!

Pogba is still coming , And all will be coached by the Special One .
CelebritiesRe: Davido Cuddles Around Tinashe - Photo by funshelite(m): 4:37pm On Jul 24, 2016
Looks like davido is fingering this babe in the first pic ,anyway proud of him and his career so far
EventsRe: Man Attacks Lady For Not Inviting Him To Her Birthday Party by funshelite(m): 10:34pm On Jul 16, 2016
Iamsynord:
Ok...

I know the reason why the man is angry....

this reminds me of my own experience on instagram back in 2014..

There was this girl on IG that was always commenting and liking every pic i post ...,

if i post pic withnin fifteen minutes she don like am...

"Cute, nice picture., lovely. Am tripping o...". This were her comments on most of my pictures.

So i concluded her favourite alphabet is D...We got talking and close.... I would sometimes send her card, money , the rest .,.. All in her bid to knack am, knack me..

I met her 2 months to my birthday and i had already scheduled how i will deliver her on my birthday... Infact that was why i celebrated it that year.

I informed her of the birthday and paid her transport fare from lag of almost 16k to where i was based via air...,

i had already made plans for drinks with alcohol and Also purchased original spanish fly....

Birthday set, drinks, chicks , guys ,all costing me huge sums...

Only for this girl to show up with two friends,,, two fuvking male friends....

I questioned what she was doing with them and she said they were her cousins and that they really admired me and wanted to see me and celebrate with me...

Asked how they got money,she stated they came by car...

I was furious but i kept calm... If u like bring arnold or van damne with you , i am strong with sobotone and ponkriyon. I will chop you die..

All my attempts to lay with this girl or get her alone failed as she was always with this guys..

Finally when i had a chance with her. I was still kissing and smooching for just 3 mins when she said she cant do it.. All my pleas with tears in my eyes didnt move her... It got to a point she said she was on her period which i knew she was lying...

She didnt allow me to touch her despite me being on cloud 9.. I thought of the money spent, the drinks, dj etc but i resisted the evil spirit telling me to rape her...

I still had to pay her and her brothers or cousins fees back home., this time via bus as i was already broke and furious....

I messaged her and angrily voiced out my displeasure and she apologized for bringing her cousins that she didnt know it was wrong... She also begged me to forgive her for not dropping her p as she does want me to see her as cheap that was why..


She made a promise that i will come around on her birthday and she will Bleep me over till i ask for fuvk no more and she sent me some bikini pics to compensate me...

Ordinary bikini pics, i forgot about all that happened and forgave her despite the 15k debt i incured fot the party and the rest...

Since that time, her birthday had been on my mind.... I even sent her money towards the venue of the party and all.. Tho it was 6 months away, i dreamt of it day and night..

As soon as it was a month to the birthday, i started messaging her, she started replying late, ignoring most of it ....if i call she will say she is busy and most time it is always switched off.

Her voice changed most times on phone and she maintained this sober outlook... But wetin concern me...

Me i must fuvk u grin

so imagine my suprise 2 weeks before her supposed birthday when i saw her birthday pics on IG.....sad

am i dreaming.... I quickly messaged her and asked for explanation... She told me june 21 was her day...

Haa , sorry i thought i said june 12 naw.. I was even expecting u i didnt see you and i couldnt call cos my phone was switched off.... Dont worry,. I will hold one next year again "

this was the text message she sent me after two day of texting, calling , messaging and emailing her..

I did worst than this guy...... She blocked me and changed her ig account to private afterwards...

But i later got my revenge on the bitch in a big way....more than she could have ever imagined..

So i cant judge this angry follower here oo grin

.,.....to be continued
You be real Mumu

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