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i always wondered why it was hard getting turned on or how painful it felt trying to masturbate. My mother never told me she mutilated my genitals. I'm a female for crying out loud, why would she do this to me? I was born 1996 i mean then female mutilation wasn't so rampant. Sex is painful, I've never enjoyed anything sexual asides nipple orgasms. I don't even know how to react, i thought something spiritual was wrong with me. I thought my village people were after me. I've had so many breakups because i don't move or feel any sensation when tuned on. DO YOU WANT FREELANCE JOBS? FILL THIS FORM HERE: https://30xlguv/ Guys please help me, what can i do? i need to speak with someone, a therapist maybe because i'm sincerely loosing my mind. i hate what my mother did to me, the pain is too much. How i wish she never told me. I just wish. |
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Hi, I’m Bi-sexual but I prefer to be with ladies than men. I love women but I’ve dated guys in the past. I’ve been raped, my heart has been shredded by men who I’ve dated in the past. Oh my God, I got tired of having a repeated patterns of heart breaks. I started hurting myself, started stabbing my skin! I suffered PTSD, started taking drugs till God saved me. Some months, I started being adventurous, wanting to explore different species of men until I got tired and tried being with women. Initially, the thought of it, made me feel some type of way but at some point I realized I had nothing to loose. Now let me tell you the joy of being with a woman. First of all, we ladies understand our bodies and it’s easy to explore our bodies confidently without feeling ashamed. The Clits is easy to identify, we understand how to handle our nipples, we know it shouldn’t be squeezed like bread, the only thing is penetration, but thanks to intimacy gadgets we are covered. Trust me it’s more sensual, erotic and interesting. You can’t know the feeling until you try and see for yourself so stop rolling your eyeballs at my story. ARE YOU A FREELANCER? GET JOBS HERE: https:///30xlgUv Sincerely, I have no regrets of being Bi-sexual because I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve "orgasmed" with a lady partner! Omo it’s crazyyyy, it’s mad o!!!!! But you see this guys with groundnut legs, all they do is boast about how ladies just want to use them for sex but their sex game is shitty ASF, or how a guy promises to make your legs shake but the only thing shaking is your head! EARN SO MUCH MONEY WORKING FROM HOME, FILL THIS FORM HERE: https:///30xlgUv Believe me when I say I feel so loved, so much comfort and peace of mind when I’m with a lady. No trust issue of any kind no bad vibes. Like I said earlier I was raped. I was raped my my uncle, I reported him to my parents but they told me to shut up and they told me I was lying that I shouldn’t tell my family members. I mean our system and culture is super bleeped up! I just thank God I’m in a better frame of mind. I’m so happy I could overcome all of these! I don’t even pray for enemies to have such an experience. |
I saw the last post you uploaded about the worst sex experience. I have mine to share, mine was a bit horrific and cringe worthy. So I had this babe i was dating. After two weeks of making things official we decided to take things further because conji na basterd and duh free pum pum for me any time and day. So my babe came over to my house and prior to the time she came to my house, we gisted about our sexual fantasies and possible sex positions to try. I told her how much I loved head and that I was gonna do anything to please her so I can get head. I mean that was me explaining how much I enjoyed head. She came over, we started kissing me rubbing everywhere “rubbable”. For a weird reason she told me she wasn’t in the mood to give me head. Haba babe don’t do this to me na, I’ve been looking forward to this day I even shaved because of you. I begged this girl ehn, I mean she had already agreed to do it why change mouth now. She also couldn’t explain the change of plans. My disgust was glaring now, she stood up and got on her kneels. “Babe if you don’t want to give me head you don’t have too”. See me saying this like I was concerned. In my head I was like that’s right get on your knees bitch. She got on her knees, removed her wig took out my “you know” *wink wink! FILL THIS FORM IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SIDE HUSTLE : https://getmeajob.typeform.com/to/JWAleTML She started the sucking match and trust me I felt so good! It became better when she started vibrating, I wasn’t paying attention because my eyes where already white, I was enjoying the process. But then I started experiencing pain and the vibration became intense. Why is this madam vibrating? Yeeeee! I screamed when this girl bite my d**k. It was so painful. Jesus this girl was convulsing, bringing out white thing from her mouth while my dick was still in her mouth. The pain became intense, I was crying now. “Victoria you didn’t tell me you use to convulse now”. I started shouting now! it felt like someone was chopping my balls off. I cried and cried and cried till she finally stopped convulsing and left my innocent penis. I was red now. For a black man like me to be red it shows the situation was very tight. I fainted guys, the pain was too much to bear. I woke up feeling all wet, my girlfriend had to pour a bucket of water on my face to revive me. I had this very painful migraine, I couldn’t walk well either. She helped me up and got me to the bed. FILL THIS FORM IF YOU WANT TO BE A FREELANCER: https://getmeajob.typeform.com/to/JWAleTML She told me she was epileptic but was scared to tell me. She also said the crisis she had was a very mild one that thank God it wasn’t the serious one if not my penis would have cut in her mouth. Guys I ended in the hospital o. I was hospitalized for 3 days because of head. I’ve sworn never to receive head again. This is the worst experience anyone can have. I broke up with her o! That day that day. Victoria God punish you and your epilepsy.
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All I wanted was money to pay my bills. I had no one, no one but God. In fact it seems God must have neglected me too. Everyday, I walk shamelessly at night with my boobs out and my butt checks flashing. I had a uniform look, I always enjoyed wearing my spandex skirt and bralet, seductive right? Trying to look pretty is not further mathematics, it comes easy for me because I’m a “smoking hot mofo”. "A smoking hot mofo" without future plans, a smoking hot mofo who has given up on life. "I’ll just do this one more time", I promised myself for the hundredth time! Hmmm I need this money, I want this money, and I must have this money. Nobody can ever tell me that having money isn't the best feeling ever. Nobody wants to suffer, no one wants to have a sip of poverty. Even the so-called Yahoo boys are trying to stay alive, so don't blame me when I tell you I'm a prostitute, you heard me right? I'm a sex worker, been in this business for 15 years and counting.It’s the hardest decision i've ever made in my life. lass lass the point is, "man must wack!". But as life would be a bitch, I met this man and my life began to crumble. He was a customer, let’s called him Femi. Femi seemed so nice when he picked me. On this job, the rule is “never catch feelings or collect the number of your clients even if they insist”. I knew the rules and always stood by it 100 percent. “This ode looks tired o”, I said to myself. “Lass lass he go just Bleep me for 5 minutes give me my money”, I murmured. Guys! i thought wrong, i didn't know the basterd was a wild animal. We got to the hotel room, and all I wanted was to breeze into his arms and breeze out, I didn’t even want to cuddle, cause some clients will want that. All I was thinking about was my money. “Freshen up”, he ordered. i gave him this "if i slap you look" and innocently walked into the bathroom jejely. After some mintues of scrubbing, I got out of the bathroom feeling clean and fresh.“heyss, i can’t Bleep you without taking this", i turned around looking at the Ogbeni talking to me in such tone."what is that?", I asked. Cocaine!!! "uncle I cannot do Coke o", I shouted. I didn't even allow him to land", I kept lamenting. "Please I just came here to Bleep your destiny and collect my money". I pleaded. “I’ll give you 50 thousand Naira if you try this with me! baby girl,” he said. “Hmm problem, another problem”, that song chorused in my head. I was still trying to process what was going on because 50k is big money and this was the highest amount i've ever made a night. What’s the worse that can really happen? I questioned my demons. Mbok give me the thing let’s party. This brightened Femi's mood, i could finally see a smile form around his lips. Femi sat adjacent to me, brought out his atm card and a white transparent board. sniff this! i obeyed and immediately i felt a wind rushing through my spine to my brain. Omo I can’t even explain the feeling, my heart started racing fast, my legs were shaking now, and I couldn’t feel my brain. “Lady lady”, Femi Shouted, his touch brought me back to life. Femi’s eyes were super duper red now. "Come let me eat this pussy, come let me massacre your life! Your father must hear you scream, I’m the boss", he cursed. I know I wasn’t in touch with my senses enough to laugh but trust me all I saw was a lion in front of me. Turn around, he commanded and gave me the hardest spank I’ve ever received, Ye! I screamed I couldn’t form posh right now! I was really high! He bent me over, spread my legs and shot through my spine. I kid you not this guy gave me the best 10 minutes doggy I’ve ever received in my life, to crown it all I destroyed his undertaker with so many coconut spellings “Coconut, conut, nut, ut..” I spelt everything on his innocent but "blueish d*ck". I liked the way I felt, I was on cloud 100! Maybe it was the cocaine because I’ve never ever felt this way. I should try this often, I like, I want more. I orgasmed thrice and ended with an unsexy shout. Morning came, my head twirled, and I ran to the bathroom to throw up. Babe what’s wrong? I turned only to see Femi looking innocent like the time he picked me up. I guess I’m just reacting to the coke of last night. Oya what’s your account number? Omo I didn’t know when I stopped vomiting and replied like a military man i battle 006694199. I just sent you 100k, “100 whatttttt?” Mad o! Now I was dancing like an slowpoke... mehnnn I wanted to hug him, I wanted to kiss the Bleep out of his stupid lips. “Stick with me babe”, I’ll take care of you he said. I liked the sound of that. I aggressively snatched his phone, inputed my number and gave my phone a buzz. That’s my number let’s do this again. FILL THIS FORM IF YOU WANT TO BE A FREELANCER: https://getmeajob.typeform.com/to/JWAleTML Ladies and gentlemen, I ended up dating Femi, how it happened I can’t even explain. We just started babing up, calling each other and fucking the hell out of ourselves. We couldn’t stay apart. He introduced me to Cocaine, Lean, Collorado and meth! I thought I was enjoying the baby girl life, until when Femi had an accident and died. You heard that, Femi died and left me in my mysteries. Now I got addicted to Coke and all I lived on was the money Femi was always providing for me. Since I met him I never went back to my hoeing lifestyle. Where do I start from? We dated for 3 months, my life was already turning good, so I thought. Now I’ve added cocaine to my credentials, Nessa the hoe and cocaine addict. Guys I need help, I still hoe and swim in coke. I’m desperately ready for a change. I can’t afford a rehabilitation center. Please advice me. What can I do? Drop a comment, I’ll be waiting to hear from you.
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He told me he was adventurous, trust me I liked the sound of that. I started imagining how a guy who claims to be “freaky freaky” will act in bed. I’ve never slept with a freak, because I am a freak myself, that combo is very risky. The D-day came, I was excited, ready for smack down. Mind you, prior to that day, Oga had promised to destroy my liver and kidney and trust me I was ready to die for the D*ck. I got there and saw BDSM tools. I was amazed, “Wa fe ku laleyi” came to my head. The first tool I saw was koboko, I jokingly asked him, you didn’t tell me you’re a soldier na. He laughed and told me to get on my knees. I laughed just like that, punishment immediately? No kissing? No lobbing lobbing? Then I remembered he said he was a freak, okay o. “Since I’m a freak let me kuku learn new style”. After kneeling, he got handcuffs and cuffed me. Mad o! I said to myself, this is gonna be interesting. Baba got his clothes off, I was amazed by the monster between his legs. I told myself, Crystal you’re gonna die today. Your intestine will shift today, something must kill a woman after all. I was kneeling down now and my knees started to ache. Baba brought out Nutella, rubbed it on his gbola of Africa, I licked everything off. Trust me I enjoyed it. He laughed and told me I’ve not seen anything yet... Bitch! He screamed, I turned around, looking for who he was calling. He laughed, came closer and put a feather in my mouth. “Baby please tickle my ass hole”, he said. I was confused. Abeg which kind ass hole be that? On God I though this mofo was joking until he turned around and gave his butt a high rise. Ha! this is not the freaky freaky I signed up for, then I remembered what I told myself, Crystal you are here to learn. I started the process, using my mouth to hold the feathers, and tickling his butt hole. Baba started moaning, started enjoying himself. Trust me I closed my eyes because he was so hairy and I was looking at a mans ass hole and cracks. DO YOU NEED A SLIDE HUSTLE? FILL THIS FORM NOW: https://getmeajob.typeform.com/to/JWAleTML Guys!!!! I died o, I died when I felt a watery substance drop on my face. This basterd purged on me, watery poo! I tried not to open my eyes or mouth. I wanted to scream, I had to keep calm for a second. Before Mr man found the key to the cuffs, God knows I almost died. He found it, I cleaned up and finally, I screamed and cried till my lungs fell out. I packed my things, and never saw him again. I blocked him and never said a word till now. Nigerians I met him on twitter, the mofo still tweets till now! What will you do if you were in this lady's situation?
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