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Christianity Etc › Re: See How Female Church Members Welcomed Pastor David Ibiyeomie's Uniquely by funstufz(m): 2:31pm On Sep 05, 2017
Yeah, 10 virgins and their Oil-filled lamps



peteregwu:
Female church members welcome pastor to church in a unique way in Port Harcourt (photos)

On Sunday, September 2, the female church members of Pastor David Ibiyeomie in Port Harcourt dared the rain as they welcomed the man of God to church.

The ladies were dressed in matching Ankara outfits and stood at the entrance of the church’s gate just as the pastor’s car drove into the premises.

The selected female members who were about 10 waited for him under the rain, then sprayed flowers on the floor as he slowly drove pass.

However, City People described that the idea was coined from one of Jesus’ parables in the Bible; the parable of 10 virgins with lamp in their hands while they wait for the master to
Family › Re: Family Dryer For All- You Deserve To Be Satisfied by funstufz(m): 2:22pm On Sep 05, 2017
Case study:
Badt emphty hen network
Culture › Re: Sleep With Ooni’s Ex-queen, Die Prematurely, Ifa Priest Warned by funstufz(m): 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2017
hmmmm,

I hope this is not a case of mission accomplished...



captainprogress:
An Ifa priest, Yemi Elebuibon, has declared that any man who sleeps with the estranged wife of the Ooni of Ife, Zaynab Otiti-Obanor, faces death.

The Ifa devotee also noted that the former queen must undergo some cleansing rituals with any man before they can become intimate.

In addition, he said the cleansing process is necessary to enable the Olori to regain a normal life.

Mr. Elebuibon, who is also an actor, declared the consequence of a queen separating from a king in an interview with The Sun.

The former Ife queen popularly called Olori Wuraola Ogunwusi reverted to her maiden name in August after confirming that her marriage to the Ooni has broken down irretrievably.

While noting that Ooni would not be the first Yoruba Oba to be separated from his wife, Mr. Elebuibon said that marriage breakup is not very common among Yoruba Obas.

He said, “The wife of the Oba will be asked to consult Ifa and Ifa will give directions on how she will make the necessary atonement for her cleansing. In Yoruba tradition, a woman who has been married to a king cannot lay with any other man even if the marriage breaks up. But when the right atonements have been made, there won’t be any problem.”

On the kind of problems which an Oba’s ex-wife might encounter if she refuses to undergo the traditional cleansing rites, Mr. Elebuibon said: “For the woman, she might not really have a problem but for any man who sleeps with a queen or marries an ex-queen without the appropriate cleansing, the man may die prematurely, he may be struck with sickness or there might be retrogression in his life.”

He explained that if an ex-queen wants to remarry, she would have to do the cleansing with her new husband.

”Both of them have to take part in the atonement procedures so that they won’t have any future problem. Any marriage she would be going into must not be elaborate. They should go far away and avoid any flamboyant wedding,” Elebuibon warned.

The Ooni got married to his now estranged Edo bride at an elaborate traditional marriage which held in Benin, the Edo State capital on March 16, 2016.

Wuraola, who is in her mid-30s, is from the Igun N’ Eromwon, a Benin bronze casters family.

The weeks of rumours and denials on the crash of the royal union between the revered monarch, and his beautiful wife, were put to rest on August 30, 2017 when the latter declared she was out of the marriage on Instagram.

The Ooni in a recent media statement said he would comment on the break-up at the appropriate time.



https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/sleep-with-ooni-s-ex-queen-die-prematurely-ifa-priest-warned.html
Politics › Re: WAR OF POWER: Atiku Collapses In Tears, Sets The Entire North On Fire, As Obasan by funstufz(m): 2:09pm On Sep 05, 2017
Sorry, which of the Atiku?
Politics › Re: Donald Trump Bombshell: Bitter Pills For African Leaders To Swallow! by funstufz(m): 2:05pm On Sep 05, 2017
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

word, even if the source could not be traced, this is nothing far from the issues threatening the pillars of our foundation...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls Urgent!!!!! Has Any1 Received This Msg? Is This Real???? by funstufz(m): 1:40pm On Sep 05, 2017
Op, the bold refers, it's nothing but GNLD...

Take care...

Bebebella:
Following your application on SCIENTIFIC ADVISORY BOARD, you are hereby notified that your interview/ screening has been scheduled to hold on;

Date: September 6th, 2017.

Time : 9:00am

Venue : Green complex, 98 Adageorge road, opposite Mouka foam Depot, Portharcourt, Rivers State.



For direction only, call 08053363892

N/B: Ensure that you present this mail as a prove of shortlisted candidate.
Family › Re: 17 Facts On Challenges Faced On The Early Phase Of Marriage (no. 7 Wld Shock U) by funstufz(m): 1:32pm On Sep 05, 2017
So, where are the 17 facts?

sad sad sad
Family › Re: Family Dryer For All- You Deserve To Be Satisfied by funstufz(m): 1:28pm On Sep 05, 2017
@op, for the bold, where is the pics.

Thanks

yildaz:
LET US ALL TWEET. PTDF SHOULD RELEASE THE RESULT. However, let me advertise here:

Good day all.

I would love to advertise a metallic dryer for the public to see what I made.
The dryer (the pix below) costs about N25,000 with delivery services to anywhere in Nigeria.
Large beddings and Small clothings can easily fit in of different categories.

Try and call Mr Akin for purchases or any other enquiries below:
08055108198
08103283458
Politics › Re: The World Just Cannot Understand What Is Happening In Nigeria by funstufz(m): 2:25pm On Aug 28, 2017
One word for the Op...
Health › Re: Kayan Mata At Low Prices by funstufz(m): 7:53pm On Aug 27, 2017
Ok. Need more info, if any

Taiwo20:
Related to marriage and bride preparation
Agriculture › Re: Free Cumcumber Training Online (nairaland) by funstufz(m): 6:20pm On Aug 27, 2017
yes

make sure all post are on this thread...

no side call

thanks
Health › Re: Kayan Mata At Low Prices by funstufz(m): 6:04pm On Aug 27, 2017
what is kayan mata...

all i see here is a perfume bottle and scorpion killer...

is that it?
Culture › Re: Ibadan Chieftaincy Declaration & Other Related Chieftainces In Ibadanland by funstufz(m): 5:57pm On Aug 27, 2017
hmmmmmmmmmmm

to what end?
Celebrities › Re: This Is The Teniola Video That Went Viral Last Week by funstufz(m): 5:51pm On Aug 27, 2017
undecided undecided undecided
about what?
Business › Re: Captcha site that pays 0.1$ per captcha entry. by funstufz(m): 5:45pm On Aug 27, 2017
ur proof...
Agriculture › Re: Maize Planter With Fertiliser Applicator by funstufz(m): 2:11pm On Aug 23, 2017
With time, doing agriculture in Nigeria would be more adaptable and the hazzle with farm-labours would be reduced.

With Mini weeders and portable Tryctors i.e. motorcycle-operated tractors, one could hope for the better in Nigeria.


Olaide1295:
Thanks for the video Stagger...Its insightful
You know an idea came to my mind, which is to use the maize planter machine for fertilizer application too.
Do u think its possible?
Also, there is a tillage machine called habgito tillers that is advertised on Nairaland here. I intend buying it from Alibaba if that will be much cheaper. It will be used for weed control, tillage etc.
Just like u, I am a tech person who is also in Agriculture.
Agriculture › Re: Used Tractor For Sale by funstufz(m): 1:53pm On Aug 23, 2017
Seems you want to get a new tractor.

What is your farming experience over there?

Are you from that axis?

Would love to experiment also with small-sized leasing
Agriculture › Re: 10 Acres Of Fertile Farmland ( With Stream For Sale) N60,000/acre SOLD by funstufz(m): 1:20pm On Aug 23, 2017
Any closer to ibadan?
cheapland:
Cheap land...

8: 7,300 acres of land with valid tittle
Red copy survey plans & certificate of
Occupancy (farmland)
Price 70k per acre
Call/whatsapp 08117928126 09060394888
Agriculture › Re: Start The New Planting Season With Our Cheap And Genuine Farmland by funstufz(m): 1:17pm On Aug 23, 2017
All the lands here, what is the guarantee that 'omo onile' would not encroach into the land?

I would like to lease 5-10acres, is that ok.

What of labour and security of the farmland.

Do you have around or not far from Ibadan city... Lalupon, Ejioku, Erunmu, Iyana-Offa axis..

Thank you


cheapland:
Cheap land...
1: 200 acres of land
Location: kasia village iseyin akinwumi road,
About 25 minute drive from iseyin market
Document: deed of assignment
Price: 35k per acre

2:1000 acres of land
Location: gbangbala village about 25 minute
From iseyin stadium, iseyin LG, Oyo state
Document: deed of assignment
Price: 40k per acre

3: 8 acres of land
Location: Latula village iseyin Ibadan express
Way, less than 1km from the main express
Way, iseyin LG, Oyo state
Document: deed of assignment
Price: 65k per acre

4: 100 acres of land
Location: iyake village iseyin Abeokuta express
Way, 4km from the main express way, iseyin
LG, Oyo state
Document: deed of assignment
Price: 55k per acre

5: 2000 acres of land is available for lease in
Iseyin LG, Oyo state
Price: 2.500 Naira per acre yearly

6: 50 acres of land
Location: elegede village about 25 minute drive
From iseyin stadium, iseyin LG, Oyo state
Document: deed of assignment
Price: 40k per acre

7: Banking hall for sale
@ iseyin, shaki road, iseyin LG, Oyo state

8: 7,300 acres of land with valid tittle
Red copy survey plans & certificate of
Occupancy (farmland)
Price 70k per acre
Call/whatsapp 08117928126 09060394888
Agriculture › Re: Join The Agricultural Graduate Farmers Association by funstufz(m): 12:44pm On Aug 23, 2017
You can do better by posting stuffs about the Association here so that it might not look like another scam to graduates...

Try and do that and also stay close to the thread for further help and questions...

Agric all the way

well done
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Angry With His Wife For Giving Birth To Their First Child Through C by funstufz(m): 12:42pm On Aug 23, 2017
Really,
you don't mean it,

anaconda has nothing to do with it

taylor88:
ur diick wasn't big that was y she gave birth via CS




teamanaconda
Health › Re: Is It Safe To Masturbate During Pregnancy by funstufz(m): 12:36pm On Aug 23, 2017
Na so

Who wan drive 'molue' with passengers wink wink


badoi:
Legend cheesy
Health › Re: Is It Safe To Masturbate During Pregnancy by funstufz(m): 11:58am On Aug 23, 2017
1. Go for the main thing... Sex all the way

2. If husby is not around, wait till he comes around...

3. If return is not around the corner... a. get busy with your baby with activities - read to him, try new recipes, help people around, do new useful things, go window shopping etc...
b. do it with him on phone if you must do it

4. Masturbation, if indulge, is not easy to let go, that why am suggesting not that I don't know what it means..

and lastly,

5. No sane man would want to top a 'filled' vehicle... grin grin grin don't mind me, hope you understood what I meant by that cheesy cheesy cheesy

6. If not, pay your dear husby a surprise visit or invite him over...

I rise...
Agriculture › Re: Agricultural Training Opportunities outside Nigeria by funstufz(m): 1:30pm On Aug 22, 2017
Op, could you be specific on your thread please...

Training on what?

Training Venue

Training Dates?

Commitment, if any...
Politics › Re: Buhari: What We Will Do If Fayose Fails To Apologise – Fulani Herdsmen by funstufz(m): 1:07pm On Aug 22, 2017
Miyetti Allah ko, Babuchi solo ni...

What an effrontery...

Killing human and destroying their livelihood all in the name of useless grazing, yet nothing was done...

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