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ultravires:
The thing won't be funny when you later check your dashboard on friday only to see ( you will be notified when to print your call up letter because you are not in stream ii)

Gentlelord:
lol just give 96hrs ultimatum then you are free to lead a Coup

kdon0000:
Naso love dey take start.
Romeo and juliet,,,,,,,,,lol

Gentlelord:
After due Consultation from the gods, the following persons have been summoned for an emergency meeting, with the main Agenda "Revitalizing this thread, our Glorious Ilya"
High Chief Segunk1, Chriswazo, xyz Chief knacker, feather mustack , mrletsgo, Bashnigga,Bussieboi, Philgbee,Mexyz,my darling Christly99,Angelswt, Sparkle4u,Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh, cutestcuty84, mexyz, Eghosagraviti, lindabell, Journalist Jiggernappy, Lt. Gen Funtan, dogofara, xyz Chief Uzeba,

I have landed
D gods are wise

Benita27:
I was once allergic to Mango but I eat Mango now. Why?.

Igbos:
I hope it isn't for otumokpor reasons.
That aside. Get the snails secretly, make sure you wash it well with alum so all the slippery too is gone.then prepare it nicely but this time cut it in which a way that it doesn't look like snail. Serve it to him and watch him enjoy it.

Kolababe:
This Ugandan lady has stirred reactions after she stepped out at an event dressed this way. How would you describe this type of dressing?

Emmacj19:
All this underage kids killing thier future on nairaland. If you don't have any house core to do, why not take your books . nawao nairaland is now turning to kids chatting center.

Abortions:
OK LAST NYT WAS GREAT AFTER SOME SHAYO WE CAME BACK HOME AND STARTED FVCKIN kpa kpa kpa..SO SHE GAVE ME DOGGY N AS I WAS FVCKIN at THE RATE OF 6 THRUSTS PER SECOND MY DICK TOUCHED HER WOMB N IT WAS VERY SWEET,,,AND I DISCOVERED DAT THE FEELIN IS ALWAYS GREAT WEN UR DICK TOUCHES THE WOMB,THE WOMB IS SWEET,,,,,,SO I TOUCHED HER WOMB 26 TIMES AND IT WAS VERY SWEET....SO THIS MORNIN SHE WAS COMPLAININ STOMACH PAIN N I BOUGHT MEDICINE FOR HER BUH SHE NO GREE,,,,,SHE TOLD ME TO LOOK 4 ANOTHER GAL SHE'S NOT DOIN AGAIN,,,,,SHE CALLED ME A WICKED BOY THAT I WANNA SPOIL HER WOMB N iFFAH SPOIL HER WOMB SHE WILL NOT HAVE BABIES,,,,,,AND SHE WANNA HAVE BABIES,,BEAUTIFUL BABIES!

LubeyNaijaBlog:
After God, fear Women...


This lady's make up transformation photo has got people talking as media users are still searching over the globe for her missing tribal marks. Lol

See below...


http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/no-to-corruption-lady-make-over-photo.html?m=1

Aderola15:
Don't call her, leave things be just the way they are. If you guys cross paths again, just do the normal pleasantries and move along.

If you call that girl, I wee find you and use you for money rituals...

badtboy26:
funny topic right

yeah but that's the truth

let me tell you my short story , because that's the reason for this account.

let me tell you about myself

am a bit tall , light in complexion and handsome, am not an introvert
in my mid twenties.

so while in school I was fairly sexually active , at least considering the fact that my school was largely dominated by males, I still tried my best to hangout with some few ladies , although I didn't have any on campus.

after graduation went home as usual, then went into work immediately, no time to waste time na.

haven't gone for service till now , and I don't mind.

so I spend majority of my time at work.

broke up with my ex cos she became too materialistic and I just couldn't bear it.

it's more than 6 months now and I don't have a chic, not even someone I can give a booty call

but it doesn't bother me and I don't feel lonely sef, am just concerned about work and my career.

now I can't just kill my sexually urges like that, what will I be living for ?

I don't do brothels as in I fucking hate brothels

I also hate having sex with condoms which is the major reason I hate brothels , and I always seek for certain type of chics also , oh let me also mention that my Johnny is quite big and most times I can barely fit it in. it also makes my erection so weak. so I don't sleep around neither do I chase anything under skirt. but I still have strong sexually urges most especially after my ex left and now.

I can't start chasing girls now, even though it's easy but

1) I don't stay alone

2)I have a career and work that takes my time and resources

those are my strong reasons I masturbate.

I just come back from work, open my phone or laptop after refreshing and start watching porn.

u can insult me if you like that's your problem

u can drop a lovely comment for me I wouldn't mind

u can just laugh this off

u can also share your experience or a friend's own

am only thinking out loud anonymously, and it feels pretty good

u don't know me and I don't know u.

and u will never know me and I will never know uuuuu

PEACE

Mustack:
after alawee don drop

Sebastine1994:
I have the world Longest peniss by my standard and I can sustain my erection for long. Talk about double blessing.
My girlfriend wants me to leave my peniss in her thing till morning. She wants our soul and body connected that way.

onila:


i am beginning to like Ghanaians

my ghanaian friend challenged this jamaican guy that tried to hit him with a bottle
and the Ghanaian dude left the scene without a scratch

I saw a yoruba girl defend a jamaican on youtube, she got hit by the jamaican dude and she was injured but he ended up paying a thousand pounds to the police

there was this jamaican that used to bully me in my former house, i wish this my ghanaian dude was there to defend me

waywardpikin:
Before I continue, I need more comments especially from awon ghost readers. Let's keep this interesting and more interactive biko.

cutestcuty84:
a whole general like u.....keep enjoying ur freedom while it last.

isaacola57:
she b married woman o

cutestcuty84:
General funtan......how u doing?

cutestcuty84:
sure tin.....dont worry,enough fun for us.I wee make camp worth it for u

Tunnyz:
Stream 2 holla

faby11:
Mine is still showing that I'm not in stream 1 since morning o. Any other person like that?

Seeitbecomeit:
Beautiful! Jigawa

JIGGERNAPPY:
the former EFCC boss

yokiti:
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Hello fellow compatriot, your anti spam bot ban has been lifted and the post that got you the ban has been unmarked as not a spam.
Please do take into consideration that mentioning a lot of people as you did attracts the spam bot ban to your post, do avoid future occurrence.

Happy nairalanding.
cc knacker, bambella, segunk1, greatlord et. al.

sane93:
Make I finally ask my question. Can someone that doesn't want stream 1 and gets it swap with someone that wants stream 1?
Secondly, can States of deployment be swapped same as above?
Thirdly, how can I let nysc know my preferred options among the states I chose.
Serious answers o

Bashnigga:
Lol.....


Mustack right now

Seeitbecomeit:
Lol Miracles still happen...