₦airaland Forum

Mustack:
We go give you apple chop...

kdon0000:
no one has the right to impose anybody on anyone,its not autocracy, its not a family property, dis is democracy´.we choose, we vote and elect else d military will take over and dia will be chaos

JIGGERNAPPY:
BBC NEWS
THE PRESIDENT IS BACK, HALE AND HEARTY,
crowd gathered to welcome the president
He's a robot not our president, Senate President

Junki04:
Funny enough, na the guys dey hate.. Female President incoming

Junki04:
LMAO, y'all want to impeach before i even started..

Anyways, in all honesty, i don't think i can be the King you all expect, so suitable successor will be appointed by me before the end of the day. Peace!

bussieboi:
Multinational new reporter Jiggernappy is dead

He was killed by Gen Funtan early dis morning

May his moniker rest in peace

bussieboi:
We say no to journalists harassment

Is dis d kind of legacy o ur President wants

When his minister are brutalized jounalist

I stand with Jiggernappy

JIGGERNAPPY:
CNN LIVE

Crisis as The people of NNF vies for a new president

Maj, Gen Funtun Goes to jail

War as the former CSO refuses to hand over to Kdon0000 as the new CSO

Controversies as the Senate Frees Knacker and Nominates him For the Vice president

Senate, in page 15, if the president fails to appear, we'll impeach him, Senate president Exeasy

bussieboi:
I no wan act
Am nt here for position
Am a freedom fighter
Awon eyan fayose

JIGGERNAPPY:
NTA NEW

EFCC BOSS, Mustack provides prove of the NYSC vex found in knackers house as court adjourns the hearing to page 30

FAILED COUP as the former military Ruler Maj, Gen Funtan plans to take over presidency

JIGGERNAPPY:
AIT NEWS

9 days after swearing in, the president has not made a speech, NNF Really worried

Women Affairs Minister, Chriswazo counts on the senate for the appointment of Kdon0000 as the CSO of NNF

Minister of Transport, Really happy over the sack of The CSO, Bussieboi

War as Knacker refuses to appear in court over alleged theft

Senate approves the impeachment of the president, says his absent in the next FEC meeting will decide

Funtan:
MILITARY FANFARE...

Fellow NNF citizens, On behalf of the patriotic and well-meaning people of the Nairaland Nysc Federation... I General Funtan, hereby notify the group of a successful coup d' etat as the president has been torpedoed as he absconded. This is a bloodless coup but anyone who opposes this government will be considered treasonous and thereby taken to a concentration camp. All ministers should thereby relinquish their duties as a military council would be set up... This is to ensure a swift handover to a democratic and functioning president.

bussieboi:
Junki04 Who are u Where do we know u from
U just come from nowhere come collect king
I refuse to be loyal with an unknown person
We don't even know If u are an exconvict

Junki04:
I actually did, y'all didn't notice asides the Unilag guys in here too

lefulefu:
pls wat is Chuking?

Freewoman:
Blame it to those boys that always distract we girls ........................ we hardly concentrate with our studies especially when we look little prettier , na die be that one

ColonelDrake:
My regret is coming as a Nigerian

Funtan:
This go be your story soon

diablos:
Wish i could purchase these scary creatures and fit them in my gfs wardrobe

yaqq:
The guy must have taken oversee weed...... Probably a friend from Japan must have given him iroshima weed. Jumping through the window...... This one week mi