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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:53pm On May 17, 2017
Chriswazo:
ARE U OKAYhuh Where is Maj, General Funtanhuh pls bomb this human being
Bro, bomb sef dey tension here. To set am go hard me. Make me sef no blow as I dey set am.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:49pm On May 17, 2017
Seeitbecomeit:
honestly...
I guess we have to start counting our comments per day
Lol
Some people when they see States of deployment, they would wait for it to change again like CUN was changing on the first day

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:44pm On May 17, 2017
Good evening people... I pray we all get our requests. Make Nairaland BOT no go ban many people tomorrow when they start seeing states.

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:27pm On May 17, 2017
ameeeen:
Lol
I keep Afro and I carve regularly (weekly). that's why I wanna know the price
I swear You go don become apari yakuba o..
Weekly carving!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:38am On May 17, 2017
Angelswt:
lol... as it may be, today might actually be one of those "slowest" days... just because of anxiety
Na to engage in marathon sleeping and eating... You'd be amaze when you think you've slept 5hrs and you just see it's 50mins.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:34am On May 17, 2017
Mustack:
You don't start already and you go see am.
Oya! Sorry na. Person no fit follow you play again.

Madejobi, come and hug him o.

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:41pm On May 16, 2017
kenkszii:
ogbeni go nd sleep
Oya! Come and force me...

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:35pm On May 16, 2017
Angelswt:
it's bed time everybody! light off!
Yes momma!

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:34pm On May 16, 2017
Seeitbecomeit:
Hi Funtan
Nice moniker...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:32pm On May 16, 2017
sane93:
Ayam coming let me ask my mum. I don't want to say one thing now and my declaration will declare another thing

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:30pm On May 16, 2017
Hiya! Seeitbecomeit
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:29pm On May 16, 2017
madejobi:
Wear cardigan
Hehehehe! Or he should hug transformer. Lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 9:56am On May 16, 2017
Mustack:
am fully charged.. segunk1 tidy the room chriswazo make hot tea with plenty honey inside..
Leg over...

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 9:51am On May 16, 2017
ultravires:
Good morning fellow PCMs, it's a matter of days from now before camp opens and it's likely gonna be cold in some camps due to the season we are in now. Pls for the sake of us who would be going with cardigans, must it be white or any color would be allowed?
All white... Although, a friend said they were forced to use their jackets instead in his camp.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 9:01am On May 16, 2017
Bashnigga:
Lol, I won't be surprised if I see a question like
"I heard those with yahoo mail will be in stream II
grin grin grin
Dem they even talk before say muslim go follow stream 2 cos of ramadan... I wonder where people get those cooked up gists.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 9:01am On May 16, 2017
Bashnigga:
Lol, I won't be surprised if I see a question like
"I heard those with yahoo mail will be in stream II
grin grin grin
Dem they even talk before say muslims go follow stream 2 cos of ramadan... I wonder where people get those cooked up gists.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 7:21pm On May 15, 2017
Margaret1010:
Pls na someone should answer me. If someone gets stream 1 can the person change to stream 2?
I don't think so ma... Except you get decamped, and you've got to request to be redeployed again. I guess that means batch B. My own cent though...
NYSCRe: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Funtan(m): 7:07pm On May 15, 2017
Ride on brother... Feeling the flow.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:08am On May 14, 2017
itzwizzle:
1 day to end of registration


4 days to printing of CALLUP Letter


9 days to CAMPING

Cc
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient, andrewtosin
Retroshawty, pluviophile,
Tunnyz7', mycodon,
Rexling, pinkyruledworld,
Apreel, potatosalad,
GhettoG1, svelte98,
Sadiq3051, whiteraven,
Gee001, junki04,
Robynwelo1, edithspecials,
Christ1stlove, emcee6,
Jodababa, justcallmenuel
Jiggernappy, emcee6
Wintersnow, Rinsola32,
Krisgift, royalsleek,
Funtan, yinkhar,
Robynwelo, bonblanc,
BamBella, exeazy,


Et al
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 9:26pm On May 13, 2017
Edox4:
wots happening on Thursday kiss
wots happening on Thursday
Judgement day bro! Na that day you go know if na Bauchi or Sokoto dey post you or you dey follow stream 1 or 2.

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:52pm On May 13, 2017
iamwizzle:
2 days to end of registration


5 days to printing of CALLUP Letter


10 days to CAMPING

Cc
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient, andrewtosin
Retroshawty, pluviophile,
Tunnyz7', mycodon,
Rexling, pinkyruledworld,
Apreel, potatosalad,
GhettoG1, svelte98,
Sadiq3051, whiteraven,
Gee001, junki04,
Robynwelo1, edithspecials,
Christ1stlove, emcee6,
Jodababa, justcallmenuel
Jiggernappy, emcee6
Wintersnow, Rinsola32,
Krisgift, royalsleek,
Funtan, yinkhar,
Robynwelo, bonblanc,
BamBella, exeazy,


Et al
Yes o... Stream 1 Baba God.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:43am On May 13, 2017
Rinsola32:
To God be the glory.....i have been evaluated and downloaded my green card o.
It's not been easy as NYSC and NECO turned me to prayer warrior.
Cheers!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 9:25am On May 11, 2017
kenkszii:
BREAKING NEWS.......... NYSC SUSPEND 2017 ORIENTATION EXERCISE DUE TO NON PASSAGE OF 2017 BUDGET BY THE SENATE 

The national youth service corps, (NYSC) has suspended the proposed NYSC orientation camp scheduled to commence on the 23rd of May 2017 indefinitely. 

According to the news agency of Nigeria, NAN, this was disclosed in a statement by the NYSC director of press and public relations Mrs. Abosede Aderibigbe in Abuja yesterday during a press briefing by the NYSC ahead of the preparation to the 2017 orientation course which she attributed to the non availability of funds occasioned by the non passage of the 2017 appropriation bill which also contains the budget of the NYSC for the 2017 mobilization exercise. She stressed that a new date will be communicated to all prospective corps members in due course when the federal executive council ( FEC ) and the national Assembly resolved the lingering issues bothering on the effective passage and implementation of the 2017 budget. 

She however, stressed that the NYSC will do anything within her powers to ensure a successful orientation course in the shortest possible time as talks is currently ongoing with the various arms of government and relevant stakeholders concerned and urge all PCMs to remain calm as NYSC is on top of the issue and will communicate a new date to all PCMs for the orientation course. 

Meanwhile, all effort to reach the director general of NYSC, Brig. Gen. Suleiman Kazaure at press time prove abortive as all calls placed across his phone were not picked nor returned at press time. Vanguard gathered 

It was at this point, I woke up all to discovered that I was DREAMING all along. Lolzzz 

Abeg I dey kaduna. If you vex well well, carry your canvass when you don buy in preparations for camp take stone me. I go gladly take am 

Good evening fellow PCMs.😃😃😃😃😜🤠😎
Some jokes ehn! Dry like my grandpa's bald head.

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 8:35am On May 11, 2017
JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWS HEADLINE

Failed attempt by the Former Tyranny Maj Gen, Funtan to assassinate the Attorney General and Media Personality, Jiggernappy, GCON, SAN, NNF, NYSC sends him to life imprisonment
Jiggernappy, you no dey tire? Lol. Na to flog you dey hungry me.

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 3:04pm On May 10, 2017
Happy birthday Segunk1
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 12:03pm On May 09, 2017
herosakin777:
Me self wan be president no special advicer to the president
If you get 30 billion for account. Join the board
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:54am On May 09, 2017
bussieboi:
U don give up ni
my brother, wetin man go do? Imagine journalist wey i kill twice still dey come disturb my government
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:53am On May 09, 2017
Mustack:
Yes as e dy hot
grin
Mustack:
Yes as e dy hot
Lol. Mustack should be the king jare.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:52am On May 09, 2017
bussieboi:
At this point I say uzeba was a better king and he tactically handled all the pressure

It's a pity we now have a vegetable as president cannot even steer 10pagee without giving up

We don't only call for u impeachment

We call on Funtan to oder his boys to shoot him by firing squad

There after we bury his moniker in d thickest forest of Nairaland snakes
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
My boys are on peace keeping mission in The Gambia. NNF don tire us. Too much political enemies i can't kill.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 11:38am On May 09, 2017
Missmossy:
Lol i missed all those semantics and pragmatics topics. I majored in Literature though not language from my third year.
my breaking point was when we did minimalist theory. Chai! I was always drawing tree diagrams with no ending. Lol. It was all good sha.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 10:37am On May 09, 2017
Lanree176:
Hello guys, please I need a little help here.
During my registration,my course came out differently, and I have been trying to do the course correction, but all it says is status pending. I already got a message from NYSC to print out my green card but the course issue has not been corrected. Are there probable solutions you guys can offer me?..
You could send a mail to them. Not sure if their helplines are still going.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Funtan(m): 10:35am On May 09, 2017
Mustack:
Imposter of him was killed not him... Meanwhile the imposter is in the husputal.
let democracy take its course then. Make i leave power to citizens. Although, i no dey go exile o.

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