Are you a footballer and you are in need of a club, contact me on 08187367271 call or whatsapp....but preferably WhatsApp. ...Thank u!

Please please please MEP code please and most importantly, how to use it Blackberry 9800
IMEI:356200.04.411603.2
Orange from UK
RDV: 53780-017

, You can really tell when Nigerians know an answer and when they don't have a clue!!!!! Naija, everyone wants to feel like they belong, na wa ooooo, , it is not a crime to say "i don't know" or "am not sure"


PS, thank you Stellaj

Seun:

daroz: Dude, you can just disobey your dad.  If you're old enough to get married, you can make your own decisions.  If you break up with a girl you love, it simply means your love for her is weak.

seun, please i need to speak to you about a thread i saw, my email is fustieorazu@aol.com, please it is very very important.

please i need a celebrity reporter both international and international ASAP, just email me your previous work to chichi_orazu@yahoo.com and if you don't have any previous experience, just send me your email address and state what type of journalism you are into.

ANAMBRA CHIC hereeeeeeeeee!Tomato in ofe akwu, my grandma will go crazy if she hears this one, she doesn't even believe in maggi, she thinks crayfish and dawadawa should be it!
Ingredients
Akwu or Banga or Ghana Best
Dawadawa(its like iru but it is not)
Crayfish
Assorted meat and fishes of your choices
Scent Leaf or Nchanwu(sorry abt the spelling)
Ugu or Pumpkin Leaf or Spinach
Spices like maggi, salt to taste, pepper
NB:Dont put too much onions because it tends to make the soup taste like u added sugar in it

Okay start with cooking and mashing the palm kernel thingee(i.e the akwu or banga) when u finish take the water and spread the akwu under the sun( u can use this to drink garri later, heheeee).Okay pour the water of the akwu in the pot then put it on fire and leave it until it thickens up,then add your meat or if u are using those assorted meat that take long to cook then put them in the akwu water then wait till the soup thickens up. here u can add onions and maggi. after the soup thickens a bit then add your grounded crayfish and dawadawa, after 10-20mins, add scent leaf then wait for 5mins then add ugu, then your other seasoning or spices to taste.

but if u are using Ghana Best or something similar
cook your assorted meat and when its a almost tender add grounded crayfish and dawadawa and add the ghana best , then wait and check if the soup is thick if it is, add your scent leaf then wait for 5mins add ugu and then add your seasoning or spices

the odd or weird thing about this soup is that after u refrigerate or save it for another time, to make it taste fresh, add onions and fresh ugu or spinach, i know i said little or no onions the first time, here u add any amount u want

sorry if u dont understand, this is my first time of writing how to cook anything

Ufuoma Ejenobor, another victim of, how long will this go on?, its very fascinating how all these replies are from men!very weird

He's God with us living in us,
Emma-nuel(x6)
Your name is called Emmanuel

Very beautiful song and i don't know how to sing it, please someone help. Its the latest version of the old song

Emmanuel(x2)
Your name is Jesus
Emmanuel

The first time i heard that song in a church called Dunamis in Abuja(Pastor Paul Eneche), i went straight down on my knees, you need to hear this song with the mixture of speaking in tongues and you know there is truly a God!That Dunamis choir guy is doing wonders with his voice and i don't even think he is a Nigerian.

nigerians are not that good, its definately not a script but rather edited well!!!!

We are a fresh and innovative company and we will like to grow some artifical and natural fruits and vegetables in Nigeria, No educational requirement needed, no previous experience needed but we will prefer u to have one, just come as you are, We try you for a month and if we like what we see, we retain you, for more info, email me, fustinasamuel@yahoo.com

Just want to say that Rihanna did not start any mohawk style at all, what racheal has on her is called Faux-mohawk and the trend came back with the gothic people(u know the people that wear black in UK)

anyways i think Racheal is awesome, go sweetling!

These kidnappers are annonying me cus they are not kidnappin the people they are suppose to. If i was the kidnappers, this is how i would do it!
1. Go to the national assembly, sit down and monitor every individual.
2. Write down the names of each an every governor.
3. Start with kidnappin the lowest corrupt minister/governor/politician(strictly no family members, just the politician himself/herself) in the country and demand for a ransome, which i will use to build this "company".
4. the money i get, i will use it to buy sophisicated equipment like hi-tech cameras, hi-tech mobile phones, things i will need.
5. ensure that my guys get into the security staff of every governor/politican.
6. and many more

Infact, i will take the kidnappin thing to another level, and make sure all politicans and governors think twice before they steal our money, make them afraid to steal nigeria money.

Eligibility of being kidnapped: will be if u are corrupt
if u are not performing the duties u said u will perform before u were voted in!
if u are stealing from nigerians!

mennnhh!sometimes i thank God am a born-again.

@apocalypse,

Everyone learns everyday, hence, u must definately know something i dont and vice versa !!! and thanks for trying to answer the question.

Well, we are 1cm taller in the morning than in the night because as we do stuff in the day, the cartilage in our body squeezes together (even the disc in our spine)but when we are at rest everythin goes back to normal.

In churches in Alabama, it is illegal to ______________

A. WEAR CHAINS
B. WEAR LIPSTICKS
C. CROSS- DRESS
D. WEAR MOUSTACHE
E. WEAR GLASSES

spikedcylinder:

An elf wrote the numbers 5 through 15 in a straight line. On adding any two numbers next to each other, the elf found the sum to be an odd number.

True or False?

TRUE

@ apocalypse , i was taught this in year 7!!!

ARE WE TALLER IN THE MORNING THAN AT NIGHT?
a. yes, we are taller
b. no, we are not taller, we are shorter
c. we are the same height
d. i don't know cause am ignorant

If we are taller, how many centimeter(average)?
a. 1.5cm
b. 0.1cm
c. 1cm
d. N/A

See this hater!!!na wa ooo
@ that one hater!!!
The questions are just normal things u shuld know and i love comic books, HATER, history duh, who doesnt know jfkennedy, do u want me to sing u the ryhmes of the entire first forty american president , lord have mercy!!!!i only answered the questions i know, stop hating!! so 

whisper @ spike
_{happy now}!!

scholarist:

WHAT IS JOHH FITZEGERALD KENNEDY'S POSITION IN THE LINE OF AMERICAN'S PRESIDENCY?

A. 34TH

B.35TH

C.36TH

D.37TH

if u mean JOH[b]N[/b] FITZEGERALD KENNEDY (J.F. KENNEDY), ITS B. 35TH

@ biolabee
WAY TO GO sweetie!!! but the second one is wrong

The answer is yes, u can lick ur elbow and the urban legend is that when u eventually do that, u turn to the opposite sex!!!

Okija_juju:

What has being beaten by Naval men got to do with women achievment in Naija??

Men also get the same treatment and evenworsein Naija. Infact, I can bet that if it was a guy involved, he would most likely have been shot. That woman got it bad, but I've seen and experienced worse.

This is one of the intimadation administered by men in nigerian society.Tell me, if u was i woman, would u love to be born in Nigeria?Next time u ask questions, read and understand the views

Do women have adam apple?

A. YES
B. NO

whats up with the adam apple?
A. Adam was seduced by eve and ate the apple, God called him in the process of eating the forbidden fruit
B.It is one of those vestigial organ found only in men
C.It is the reason why men voices are deeper
D.It is a thyroid cartilage
E. it is the entire larynx, that's why it is big

It is possible to lick your own elbow?(dont try and lick ur elbow, just guess it)

A. YES
B. NO

ACCORDING TO THE LEGEND, WHAT HAPPENS IF OR WHEN YOU EVENTUALLY KISS UR ELBOW?
A. NOTHING
B. EVIL THINGS LIKE RUN MAD
C. TURN TO OPPOSITE SEX
D. BECOME RICH IN FUTURE

which body parts are carrots associated with?

a. the skin(colour)
b. the lips
c. the nose
d. the eyes

apocalypse:

Which is a Marvel Comic character

A.Blue Devil

B.Onslaught

C.Lex Luther

D.Sinestro

b. onslaught, others are DC comic

apocalypse:


The hard Shell of the tortoise is called the

A.Carapace

B.Shell

C.Chitin

D.Hump

i know this one A carapace (shell on top)

apocalypse:


 A narrow strip of land with sea on either side linking two larger areas of land is called

A.Fjord

B.Atoll

C.Island

D.Isthmus

is it D. Isthmus, i dont know

@ morenike

Three forms
physically dissolved CO2 (10%)
Carbamino compounds (22%)
bicarbonate ion formation (68%)

@morenike
i was going to say coarctation of the arc but u did not state any further symtom so, i will probably say CONGENTIAL HEART DISEASE because its a collective name for malfunction of the heart

@ morenike

he process, overall, uses energy from the Sun to combine carbon dioxide from the atmosphere with water to produce glucose, which then can be used as a basis for other synthesis of other food molecules.

There are two stages of photosynthesis, the light dependent stage and the light independent stage.

In the light dependent stage, light hits chlorophyll molecules, which then emit high energy electrons. These pass through a chain of electron transfer reactions that make two molecules, ATP (adenosine triphosphate) and NADPH (nicotinamine adenine dinucleotide phosphate). These reactions come to an end when a water molecule is split, releasing oxygen as a bi-product.

In the second, light independent reaction, ATPand NADPH are used to power a cycle of reactions that fixes carbon dioxide and forms glucose.

SO BABEZ, CHOSE UR ANSWER

1 hour.  If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at 1.30 and the
last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken in 1 hour.

@Tayo-d
thank u, ask him ooo!

B. Cinchona

I have been reading nairaland and everyone in the house cant stop laughing, na, wwaa, o, chai!!!mad people full for nairaland, lmao, which one is horniest nairalander!!!FLMAO, LOL

Okay, my question, just taught about one IQ question, here it goes,

If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?