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I dey observe the man him na 7 ??

When i no wear bra for brain this is what Yorubas call EGBE the Gidi version

I know real farmers knows what am talking about and what it is used for reply me and we can talk better

Okay and don't forget. to double. your anti virus.

ilotriouzAY:
Nice article bt I wud prefer olamidepalsy

hustler spirit

I saw this article on thenet.ng written by Chris
Ogunlowo and I found it so hilarious that I had to
share it here. It's famous Nigerians as diseases.
Enjoy below...

1. Wizkid Syndrome: A chronic tendency to
create catchy and repetitive hits to a loyal
fan base with a boyish charm that induces
envy from peers and late-bloomers, which
also hides the fact, that one is approaching
quarter-life.

2. Davidotis: A psychiatric condition whereby
a sufferer survives speculations of whether
genuine talent or one’s father’s wealth is the
source of one’s success, alongside a
pervading comparison with an equally
talented whiz-kid.

3. Tuface Syndrome: A rare syndrome that occurs
when prodigious talent meets prodigious baby-
making ability but with a legendary status, strong
social equity and a staying power that keep a
whole industry in awe.

4. D’banj Obsessive Disorder: A disease
characterized by the feeling that one’s best days
are firmly behind and, as a result, one looks for
outlets to compensate for fading stardom and
income, including taking relief in farming-

5. Dangotiosis: A condition marked by an
obsession with Dangote‘s wealth, only curable by a
decision to mind one’s own business.

6. Lindapilepsy: A strong and strange resentment
that occurs when news of Linda Ikeji’s wealth
arises, which is commonly observed among
struggling publicists, jealous digital marketers,
hungry journalists, and retired or rival bloggers.

7. Iyanyamariasis: The abnormal ability of a cell to
spot errors in its former ways before proceeding to
create a trademark style that takes waist
gyrations to nerve-racking heights with
performances worthy of Mr. Universe Pageantry.

8. Tontolitis : The debilitating ability to sustain fame
in an erratic way as it was acquired while still
smiling to the bank.

9. PSquarisasis: When two malignant cells take
the understanding of a market to unprecedented
heights resulting in a dominance previously
thought impossible and doing it with a discernible
Igbo accent.

10. Don Jazzy Disorder: A disorder that makes an
organ produce back-to-back hits and maintain a
social equity that can embarrass pastors and
politicians, including a social media addiction and
an idiosyncratic singing style that impresses.

11. Kceeosis: A cell’s ability to confuse celebrity
with a right to make embarrassing wardrobe
choices and a knack for coming out even more
horrendous than a previous time despite public
outcry and bile from popular bloggers.

12. Jenniferiasis: The ability of an organ to exhibit
behavior that would ordinarily be considered razz
to a point where the lines between acting and
reality are blurred but compensated with popular
adulation and brand endorsements.

13. MIplasia: A type of dwarfism that compensates
the lack of bone growth with incredible rhyming
prowess and a persona capable of inducing
endless admiration and beef from hustling rappers.

14. Ice Prince Cerebral Cramps: A disorder that
causes exaggerated hip-hop postures, a rigid
conformity to infantile end-rhymes that turn rap
songs into mainstream classics and also results in
multiple awards than most “serious” rappers.

15. Mode Complex: An affliction that causes an
artist to be the default reference for prodigious &
clever wordplay that, sadly, does not correlate with
the amount of albums sold or account balance, a
living proof of the saying: ‘grammar no be money’.

16. Dakolomentality: A rare psychotic disorder that
inflicts a sufferer with unlimited guttural talent but
indistinctive brand positioning & packaging.

17. Olamide Palsy: A malignant tumor that involves
a blatant display of one’s ethnicity and background
combined with traits mostly reserved for touts but
interestingly made into a premium musical
package that surprises earlier sufferers of the
same tumor who faded into obscurity.

18. Phynognomy: A severe condition similar to
Olamide Palsy but with an Igbo flair and an ability
to turn what would have been a bad hair day for
most into a phenomenal signature look.

19. Bella Naija Syndrome : An affliction whereby the
Nigerian national man-hour is spent keeping track
of who wore what to where until one wakes up to
the reality of a wasted lifetime.

20. Kedike Syndrome: A syndrome that causes a
sufferer to endure a clean image despite the
presence of a latent sexuality which experts guess
might lead to a Rihanna Crisis or, in the extreme, a
psychiatric condition of Miley Cyrus proportions....

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Thr fought to bloody

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Teacher: make a sentence with Ghana
Wizkid: are you Ghana dance ooo if I show you the money

OK

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Are you ghana dance ooo if I show u d money

OK

I called my ex one hot afternoon after several attempt she picked and all I can hear is the bed shaking and sounds like Pa Po Pa Po Pa Po I gave a friend to hear the sound and we both confirmed someone was banging her when we called back and she picked she was shaking on phone
Me: where are you?
she: at home.... at work... Ikeja .
me: all together eerh?
she: sorry choir practise
me: praise the lord

good Na my temple be that bambella

Just let the partner take something hot every morning and night like water or moringa leaf it will help

Una no dey sleep

I dance shoki on there head

I reach here

I love when guys form James Bond on nairaland and in real life na real wash ,you know yourself

define OGD

OGD is anything that can steal and comes back to plan how to steal and still comes back to steal more

ulster: using an ethanol based product will reduce the composition of the ethanol, chemically, the covalent bond binding hydroxyl group to carbon might be broken during the formulation of the ethanol based product, meaning that it is no longer a potent ethyl alcohol, thereby reducing the active ingredient in the home made sanitiser. I would strongly suggest that you use raw ethanol........well distilled local gin- ogogoro could be a good substitute!

so we can even drink the sanitizer that has alcohol in it, good work

thank you so much any idea how Much it cost?

please am 2 month pregnant and I want to abort because of the shame please don't judge me and postinor is not working what can I do please

always sailing

Valeree: where is the alafin of oyo?

is the one snapping them

Just like that, the new month is here And the
new month whistle as gone off Don’t worry,
Dis month and its days shall bring you good
news all the way Apy New Month