Twaci:
Its left for u to judge. Welcome to Nairaland by the way...

Twaci:
Affirmative .

Borwe:
Get A.I.D.E if you have a phone, its free on playstore. Use it to make apps.
Or go try lubuntu on your pc, should be able to run android studio with ease

Twaci:
under this hot sun?

Harbosede02:
lmao.........ehn ehn??

Luckygurl:

Luckygurl:
I actually like them dark
The thing is I'm dark already so I need someone fair to balance the equation.

Which will prevail? I don't know for now..

Harbosede02:
to be candid there isn't going to be any feeling....would just pass

Harbosede02:
no u can't

Harbosede02:
yels

Harbosede02:
Nice research

rexkexmilan:
Black & Proud.

But OP, I beg to disagree. Most ladies prefer Light skinned Fellas, Statistically typing.

On the contrary, Most Guys Prefer Dark Skinned Ladies. I Do .

hollyfat:
you can try eclipse

emilykel:
the apps not the most beautiful but it works...
it uses the luhn algorithm behind the scenes... it's my first kivy thing......keep pressing generate and get new imeis generated....no stress....

eleko1:
u dey mind the useless minor

Mzdivacious:
yh.really a sex starved ass

Cchuks27:
Hey Hi. I honestly think you should detest from watching PORN as quickly as possible BEFORE it's too LATE.

I myself have been addicted to it for more than 10 years and I can't even say how much damage its done to my person and social life.

At 18 years it's a good thing you've showed the willingness to stop.

Please I beg you in the name of God STOP watching it.

Thanks and I wish you all the best.

coldHeat:
A difficult question to say the least.

A hundred million dollars (roughly 20 billion naira) is really tempting, in reality, a part of me would go with it, and if I don't save it, a part of me will sink with it forever; every challenge afterwards will look me in the eye and mock me and my business sense will call me stupid and all other sorts of things.

But if I save the money and choose to lose my mum and wife, there is no amount of cash or assets that will save me from the guilt of choosing money over them. I might live to be a hundred years old and my money would be able to buy anything for me, save the feeling that I did the right thing at the right time, and on my dying bed, I'd regret deeply and probably curse the day I made that mistake that changed my life and robbed me of my soul and humanity forever.

So, the money is out of the question.

funny you, but bro we always replace our wife but can neva replace our mother

I am left with my wife and my mother.

My wife is a part of me, we are not the two sides of a coin, we are the coin; our sides expressing and revealing our personalities and ideals which can best be understood differently by whoever looks at us. My wife completes me, defines me and re-defines me as I go about my purpose. To live without her is to live without the core essence of my being; a man flayed, trying to come to terms with his newly found existence that hides within the shadows of his depression, heavily pregnant without meaning but a despair that can only be comforted his grief and the passage of time...

But my mother is my source, without her, I cannot exist; my spirit will have no body to tether to, since my body came from the workshop that is her womb. I was created in the realm before earth, but my spirit married my body in my mother's womb; it was our home, our school and our church where we met, got acquainted, bonded and manifested into this world. There won't be anything left for me to share with my wife, and my orientation of life and eternity would be baseless and shapeless without the accompanying lessons I received form her...

So here I stand, watching the two most important women sinking before my eyes, the third (money) I shall carelessly divorce for the sake that I might in a bid to save three (myself included) lose one (money)...

Whether I can even swim well or not the painter of the scenario does not say, but if the circumstance determines that I can only save one then I shall be forced to make a choice.

I will first choose my mother because I will never have another in this life or the next (no mammary glands or vaginas in heaven mind you), and I shall let my wife die (it may appear she died rich as she sinks with the money, but at this serious point of call, such witty, ironic humor shall recede into the deepest parts of my mind that a logical thinking pattern blessed with adrenaline might take over).

The problem with this choice (since I know my mother very well) is that she too will be unhappy with me (and herself) for the rest of her life. She will tell me once she wakes up that I should have saved my wife and left her to die, since she had lived her life well enough to know that I haven't begun to live mine. And if I know my mother very well she would jump right back into the water (even though she knows she can't swim) to save my wife, and I'd have to jump into the water all over again...

So, who would I save in truth? I'd save my wife.

I'd leave the money (even if i wanted to, a hundred million dollars {in gold or cash} would be too heavy for me to pull up to the surface fast enough to go back and save the women in my life [estimating its weight]), and I'd save my wife, knowing my mother would approve of such a thing (and like most high-rated Hollywood movies she'd say a touching cool line whilst sinking like "save your wife you stupid boy, and tell that your bald head father I knew about him and Cynthia), and after saving my wife I'd go down and save her as well, hoping that God would humour us all and mouth to mouth resuscitation would save the day...

So, in a nutshell,

I'd save my wife,

Then i'd try save my mum (at least I'd bring her body to the surface and try to call her spirit back into her body),

If I can save both, then I'd be so happy I'd go back down and look for that money!


But to save wealth at the expense of life, even Death herself might just mutter aloud "eleyi gidigan" (this one is strong!"


lol!

vizkiz:
[b]allthose mumu girls always typing "I don't reply mails" na them dey like" D" pass. One dey ontop my bed now sef. Oops, ok, scratch that

**********
Sheila used all these shiit on me then especially this evil statement baby, I am God fearing now, come on sex is not food joor
Even upon all the advices my padi gave me, I couldn't do anything oh, sheila really purnished me ehn...

The day I bought her a gotv decorder, she just gave me a peck on my lips mehn,her lips soft die! It had this chocolate flavour and I could feel the movement of her spirit on mine. I was imagining how sweet the real thing is gonna be and I said to myself "vizkiz, you are getting there gradually" geez! I was so happy! (mtchewww....ode buruku )

The day her charms startted clearing off my mumu face was when she came to my house and said I should help her copy her pictures on my laptop because she wanna fomart her memory card. I did that but forgot to delete the pictures. When I check some recent pictures, chai...you need to see what I saw!

Sheila was taking a selfie with an huge diick in her mouth. I couldn't stop crying that night, not because I have been scammed, but because of the size of the diick. It looks like 3 times my own

I decided to take a bold step and be a man! I said to myself, this is it! No more scamming!!! you really need to see what I did to sheila when next she came over.

Wanna know? Watch out for episode 3 next week on Me and sheila [/b]

Fridaycharles:


Hmm...I Tayah for senseless beings like you guys.
I have a reason for this Tread which you're willing to know!
...So keep your legs crossed Old fool!

Fridaycharles:


Hello!!...Who told you I'm 16plus?
This is how you fail..I specified that only 16plus should be in here.. My Aim was not known to you!

Monalisa185:



lol...I'm neither dark nor fair in complexion



anyways...so help you God

olamigbemi:
Hahahahahah d kind bread wey enter water abi??

Monalisa185:



I guess choices differ

olamigbemi:
Toast? I be bread?