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I am a part of the testimony

ERCROSS:
[b] And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo....

ooohhh, then I remembered the last cup of garri I had in my cupboard.... oooohhh Garri, I love u.... saving the life of Nigerian students since 1509BC... I brought out the life saver and took one of pure water which I bought earlier to dilute my solute.. I can feel its hotness even as I held it, well, I no get choice, I just put am like that , stirred the molecules together...

I lift up the first spoonful to my mouth, and I cudnt say for sure if na garrium sulphate I dey swallow or na Eba... Chai, d hunger wey don hammer my head no even let me notice the difference in taste I just dey carry out my business transactions dey go, I'd rather die of lassa fever than die of hunger..... I finished my GarrieEba......

Still unsatisfied with a half filled belly, I went to a female friends place with the hope of getting something to eat, As I dey go na hin I don dey pray say make manna from heaven dey fall for her house ooo...
God still answers prayer, I was greeted by the aroma of a well scented stew as I knocked on the door... ooohhh thank God...
ko! ko!! koko!!!
who be that... a masculine unfriendly voice answered( maybe Lalasticlala ) ...
its me Ercross, I seek for mhizkel.
She went out
pls, when is she coming back
Tomorrow....
haa, Gbese reh ooooo... Tomorrow keh
Depressed and saddened, I turned back and left...

Now am back at home lying on the carpet, **who go sleep on top bed for this heat**
the heat wey spoil my food because I no open the pot cover allow air enter as I was told by my next door neighbour tosyne2much....
Guess its one of those nights when we go to bed with an empty stomach....
All thanks to the heat



Hoping tomorrow will be a better day
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I have an advise for you

May God help NIGERIA

Such is life

Oh no

Emmafrancis:
You must be spiritual to understand. Its not for carnal minded people

That's a GREAT theme for a church program but as you can 'see' THEY won't understand because THEY lack SPIRITUAL INSIGHT

"An Akure High Court on Wednesday found two persons guilty of the murder of former vice chancellor of the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Albert Ilemobade.
The court said two former domestic staff of Mr. Ilemobade, Daniel Itah Efiong and Babatunde Olayemi, are to die by hanging for the gruesome murder and robbing of the 79-year-old professor.
The court, presided over by Justice William Olamide, found the two men guilty of a three-count charge of conspiracy to murder, murder and robbery.
The prosecution successfully proved that the two accused persons strangled the former VC to death at his residence in Ijapo Estate, Akure, Ondo State, on June 21, 2015.
The offence, according to prosecution, was contrary to and punishable under Section 324 of the Criminal Code Cap.37 Vol. 1 Laws of Ondo State of Nigeria 2006.
The prosecution, led by the state director of public prosecution, Adejoke Adeyemi-Tuki, called four witnesses and tendered several exhibits during the prosecution.
The charges read: “That you Daniel Ita Effiong and Olayemi Bamitale on the 21st June 2015 at about 9pm at No. 1 Ikere Street Ijapo Estate commit felony to wit: murder and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under section 324 of the Criminal Code Cap.37 Vol.1 Laws of Ondo State of Nigeria 2006.

That you Daniel Ita Effiong and Olayemi Bamitale on the same date, time and place in the aforementioned magisterial district did kill one Professor Albert Adeoye Ilemobade by jointly strangled him to death and thereby committed an offence contrary to section 316 and punishable under section 319 of Criminal Code Cap.37 Vol.1 Laws of Ondo State of Nigeria 2006.
“That you Daniel Ita Effiong and Olayemi Bamitale on the same date, time and place in the aforementioned magisterial district did conspire together to commit felony to wit: robbery and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under section 403A of the Criminal Code Cap.37 Vol.1 Laws of Ondo State of Nigeria 2006.
“That you Daniel Ita Effiong and Olayemi Bamitale on the same date, time and place in the aforementioned magisterial district did rob one late Professor Albert Adeoye Ilemobade Rav 4 Jeep 2008 model with registration number Lagos GGE-589-CF valued yet unknown and the sum of seven thousand naira property of late Professor Albert Adeoye Ilemobade and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under section 401 of the Criminal Code Cap.37 Vol.1 Laws of Ondo State of Nigeria 2006”.
In his ruling, Justice William Olamide held that the prosecution was able to establish and prove their case beyond reasonable doubt and to the satisfaction of the court.
“The accused persons were callous, wicked and inconsiderate when they decided to slew out life of an elderly person over his property. Against this backdrop, the accused persons do not deserve the sympathy or mercy of this court,” the judge said.

“Law must take its cause and this will serve as a deterrent to other. The accused persons are hereby sentenced to death by hanging. May God have mercy on your souls.”

Source:http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/197084-killers-of-former-futa-vice-chancellor-sentenced-to-death-by-hanging.html

CC: Lalasticlala you mean this thread isn't fp worthy or what?

Maybe something CHANGED

BlackPeni5:
Sorry I don't have a brain. I think with my testicles.

Thanks for being polite...

Happy new year in advance

BlackPeni5:
Child abuse by the woman...she no just allow the small boy.

See as she be like the boy aunt.

Use your head ?

Cool!!!! Married at "20"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

May her soul rest in peace

Ohhhh wow!!!!!

A very BIG congratulations on your retirement oga CYRIL STOBER

4thDimension:
You are actually correct that you don't need a visa when travelling with your spouse, however, that rule isn't applicable if travelling with your spouse from outside the EU.
In other words,you can ONLY travel without visa if accompanied by your spouse within the EU. See Eu regulations concerning this.
You require a visa to come to the uk after which you can apply for a residence card as confirmation of your right as a family member of an EU national.
The type of visa you will apply for is called" family permit visa" and the official length of time to deal with this kind of application is 3 weeks.
Pls check the UK border agency website.

Thank you.






What is best administered is best.

You are the best. Merci beaucoup

Lexusgs430:
I laugh in Polish!!!

Laugh oooo because you need it

KashyBaby:
Yes... ur wife/husband (European citizen ) will be the one to apply for u.

Thank you very much but I thought a European spouse does not need a visit visa to the UK if he or she travels with their spouse

Please nl help me with this issue.
Does the spouse of a European citizen need a visa to travel to the UK for a visit?

Cc Justwise etc

Telling was ok but telling the security wasn't to good. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THAT COMPANY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

Good news

Sard:
Why the emphasis on the boy being a pastor's son though?

Help me ask

Unbecoming of a clergy's son but how come this topic was rushed to fp with just few comments?

cruzita:
not all women at least I know my mum don't use make up and she is the prettiest angel I have ever known.I don't even know how to apply makeup

Yeah! Not all women but most women do use make up.

younghartz:
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I duff my cap for this

#jesuswept

Pot calling kettle black. Don't you know what " means?

Nnemuka:

Thank God for make up ooo

This is one of the many things we men go through at hands of you women

Check out the sex of the ppl who are viewing this tread. They are all guys.

Modified: I see one "women"

Check out the make over of this woman before heading out for a wedding

Badosqi:
Barcelona will be a good club for him now. He will learn a lot training with the best football squad in the world. Oh my God! And opportunity to train with Messi, Neymar and Suarez. Who no want beta thing?



But he must leave Barcelona once he clocks 20-21, he need to move to a good club where he will get playing opportunity. His talent is not meant for the bench. He should move to another club to establish himself as the best of his age bracket.

Very good

Sportinglife can reveal exclusively today that Golden Eaglets’ goals’ merchant, Victor Osimhen has been offered one million Euros (about N211,851,907:50) by UEFA Champions League defending champions, FC Barcelona.

Sportinglife scooped further that Barcelona FC chiefs are willing to storm Nigeria to perfect the signing of Osimhen’s contract documents, with word rife that the Spanish side are ready to outbid whatever offer any Euroepan side throws on the table for the current FIFA U-17 World Cup winner and the competition’s highest goal scorer with 10 goals.

Indeed Sportinglife gathered that Osimhen’s agent, Shera Yusuf is favourably disposed to the enticing offer from Barcelona and the prospect of his ward training with soccer greats such as Lionel Messi, Neymar, Luiz Suarez et al.

Interestingly, those who should know at Osimhen’s amateur side told Sportinglife that Barcelona’s youth scout Ryan Hartsfield, a FIFA licensed agent, is willing to come to Lagos to begin negotiating the deal, even as it has been confirmed that Hartsfield has been authorised not to allow Osimhen slip through Barcelona’s talent-hunt net.

Source:http://thenationonlineng.net/barca-offer-osimhen-n211-85m/

Yet dem no go let us black ppl rest. Every body wan test "BLAKIE" male or female.

melvinjames:
@INTERMAN
Whats his facebook page? I think this guy is same as the purpoted person. Why not post his facebook link for all to verify?

I was about saying the same thing

Dplaymaker:
Make una pay pa Ken Nnebue well oo because during Andy and Merit time money no de nollywood. NEK production was bomb dos days. their movies like glamour girls, rituals, pastor weever etc. make brain den.

Seconded

king94:
I voted for Diego Cortes. His goal is my favourite.

Good but i voted for our own orji because this is strictly BUSINESS