₦airaland Forum

Just finished watching Dawn of the planet of the apes

Op you are no longer my friend.

Why didn't you put STELLA DAMASUNS?

krall: 2 of my girl friends I met on nairaland chop my money run. Although they use use my picture for God knows what.

Moral lesson: never marry from internet. Only cowards do it.

That you met them on the streets or church doesn't mean you are safe.

GAZZUZZ: I once heard a sermon titled "the lie that saves" it might come in handy here.

Which church is that? Church of satan never open branch for naija?

kayciano: JOIN HER and BAFF....
U can even call the husband to join u...

Call the husband as a witness abi? Una no go kill me fah!

DrObum: It's the 12th that he broke, which says 'Thou shalt not trespass! '

If to say una dey go church una for no dey fall my hand anyhow.See gobe.12 commandments kwa?

Since I was born and now I am getting old I have only learnt of 10 commandments.Una wan add 2 more? Shior.

[quote author=]It's pretty true and understandable, to me anyway. I've never been one to categorize myself as a beauty or attractive, but others do. It has its ups and downs just like everything else in life.

Being seen as attractive causes a disturbance at work. On a number of occasions, I've had to be moved or shuffled around because of persistent or disturbing men. Women also egg them on at times. Just a month or two ago, I had to be escorted by my male supervisor from the back door of our workplace to my car because of how problematic it became. It's certainly one of the things that keeps me indoors or not going to parties or clubs. Guys see your face first and I'm one of those who would rather have my personality make an impact on someone than looks which will undeniably fade.

It takes me a while to open up to people as well, which is probably why I don't keep many friends. I have to trust someone to open up to anyone these days and call him or her a friend. I can count the number of friends I have with one hand. Men and women. One thing they all have in common is that they love and respect all of me and not just what's outside, as I do them.

Like the poster, I fell for the wrong people in the past as well, but I made sure to learn from those experiences and never let it happen again. Thankfully, the person I'm with now understands and respects every part of me and who I am.[/quote]I sey make I see your 'pretty face' as you take describe all man dey pursue you up and down.Say to chop food in public na wahala.Shior! Post your pics joor make I see for myself.My guys dem nobi so?

It seems most likely I will marry a lady I met on social media.she's a nice girl and beautiful and God fearing.

My own is during the marriage interview I might be asked how I met my heartthrob.Wouldn't wish to lie about it and neither do I want to tell him I met my love from the internet.Una know as e be nah. Not that I really care anyways about what they say but just so I don't make dem look down on my woman.

What should I do?

Satan I bind you.God forbid that I lust after another man's wife.

My own be sey make psquare show me where dem chop d money so that I can follow sing," I don chop money.."

Anita is more beautiful.I prefer dark ladies.

ammyluv2002: We really get time for dis country *smh*

Op you be confirm agbaaya. Pesin dey fall your own na to dey draw triangle up and down him yansh.Chai.

Hai!! Francis Agu dead?!

Op does it mean I can't find any of these faces in any part off the world again? If all these wonderful people are dead, how many are we really left with now?

surugede: What's the senior boy vs Junior boys for. Do the post graduates think they are still in secondary school?

Yeah.Not cool at all.Besides the under grads outnumber them by atleast 100:1 so why resolve to violence?

pweedyuz: SAMPLE-EKWE!!!

Babe you aint romantic o.

Boland: Okay then... If I'm to agree with you, why would someone choose to be gay? I don't believe gays are born either but I keep wondering why someone in his/her right mind would choose to be gay. I don't just get it.

Its just like smokinng, drinking, womanizing, masturbation etc
They have associated demons attached to them.

They can commmunicate freely without it.Besides una pm ddonnn too much. Joor.

lawa18: for those asking, I am a guy. U guys don't get it, My problem is not that they are in love. Where am concerned is that under normal circumstance they cannot marry because of the incompatibility in there genotype. they r both AS. God knows I am not bothered when they started despite the alienation. How can they marry in this situation. My brother was looking for a wife before he met this gal

Op what you are doing is called blabbing in English language.Kilode? What's your own? Abeg go find your own wife joor.

You said your brother was looking for a wife before he found her.Is she not a woman and women when married are wife whether good in character or not.Wife,Knife whatever, mehn.

He said he's ready to bear the consequences abeg file dem joor.

C'est comme ca.

Posez vos questions.

Si vous voulez apprendre le francais c'est ici.
Bienvenue

If you wish to learn French you are welcome.

Teachers and students.School has started.

*school bell ringing

Creamish: Salut!


Qu'est qui ce passe? C'est une bonne idee...Ca fait long temps que je parle francais..donc, il faut m'excuse...



Ca va?

Qu'est qui se passe? C'est une bonne idée... Ça fait longtemps que j'ai parlé français.. Donc, il faut m'excuser.

Am not that perfect in French though.My level is intermediate.My point is you can't say someone is perfect in something without being good in it yourself.

All of una dey try sha.Oya applaudissez pour vous-mêmes.

Creamish: Je pense que l'equipe d'Allemagne sera gangner.....

Je pense que l'équipe d'Allemagne gagnera.

Means I think the German team will win.

Ebubeslym: Votre français est parfait

Vraiment?
Comme sérieusement?

Profmaojo: U re one in a thousand...u finish work joor...merci beaucoup

On dit toujours que ceux qui ont un oeil sont des rois au pays des aveugles.

Chère Mademoiselle, À mon avis Nigérianne n'existe pas pour une femelle qui vient de Nigéria.C'est toujours Nigériane.

Pour vérifier, consultez le dictionnaire français.

http://www.larousse.fr/dictionnaires/francais/nigérian_nigériane/54589

Destilo: Bonjour profmaojo, ça va?

1. ici prononce as "i-ci" (the lettre "i" is not prononce as "item" but "is"....I mean the first letter or the Word) meaning "Here"...

2. Note: there are different between étudiante and étudiant.
Pls always take note of the signs...there are called accent pronounce "acen" in french.

étudiante...pronouce as "eh_tu-diant" meaning a female student

étudiant .....pronouce as "eh-tu-dian" meaning a male student. (it is called masculine and feminine)

"c'est très important".....pronouce as "ceh-tre-han-por-tan" meaning "it is very important"

3. nigerienne means a female Citizen of Niger not Nigeria..
there are different between nigerienne and nigerianne
the first is a female Citizen of Niger, the second is a female Citizen of our country Nigeria.

Whereas Males are Nigerien and Nigerian respectively
that is a male citizen of Niger and Nigeria.

Bravo madame justi.....
merci à tous
A plus tard

As a guy change your 2go room name to Princess and if you enter any room and if you don't receive atleast 3 add requests within 2 minutes of joining room,call me liar.Number of requests depends on room traffic.3 requests for a room of 8 users and as much as 20 requests for a room of 35 users and the thing is if you decline they add again.Shior?Na so conji dey catch pesin?

Another thing is if you go facebook, You will see guys saying thanks for the add just because a girl accepted their friend request.A girl will post a lousy update and you will see 30 comments and 40 likes within 10 minutes.A guy will post a useful and insightful update see 5 comments and 2 likes.

In conclusion guys,guys una dey fall hand joor!

Winners ushers insincerity. especially when selling something. Won't give change. Think everybody is rich. Mtchewww