₦airaland Forum

Asonaijaaso:
Do you know the IGR in these states ?

1-On the average any house pays $1000 in property tax. Whether its under a mortgage or fully owned. that's at least half of minimum wage.
Imagine every house in Lagos paying 40,000 Naira as tax every month.

2-Minor traffic offenses like not wearing a seat-belt could generate a fine of $300.

The budgets might be high, but unlike us where we wait fr proceeds of oil to be shared. If you are breathing and living in New York and California. You are definitely paying money into the system. America is a business disguised as a country.

Ohhh....1 million likes for you.
Alas!! Someone sees the picture clearly.
The American dream na really dream o

Fubara is a weak man.
You dey talk peace with the devil.

800bn budget and you dey slow.

With half of that money, all the police, soldiers and militants in Rivers will be taking orders from me.

Those assembly people will all be homeless not one of them will ever dream of Rivers state

rigid123:
The governments across the East must collaborate with their various house of assembly to make laws to regulate religious practices. The recent shenanigans must be tactically stopped.

1. Before you are approved to work as a junior pastor in any church, you must have a masters degree from a reputable theological institution with other stringent requirements including clean character, you can't just go and interpret what you don't know in the name of calling this, calling that.
2. Before you are approved to work as a senior pastor in any church, you must have a PhD from a reputable theological institution with several years of experience and other stringent requirements.
3. Before you are approved to open a church or prayer ministry or any religious organization, you must have a PhD from a reputable theological institution with several years of experience, mentorship from a respected church owner, clean character and other stringent requirements.

4. Before you are approved to work as an assistant native doctor in any shrine, you must have a masters degree from a reputable witchcraft/traditional institution with other stringent requirements including clean character, you can't just go and do whatever you like and get away with it.
5. Before you are approved to work as a senior native doctor in any shrine, you must have a PhD from a reputable witchcraft/traditional institution with several years of experience and other stringent requirements.
6. Before you are approved to open a shrine or any traditional religious organization, you must have a PhD from a reputable witchcraft/traditional institution with several years of experience, mentorship from a respected shrine owner, clean character and other stringent requirements.

7. Before you are approved to work as an imam or Muslim clearing in any mosque you must have a masters degree from a reputable muslim theological institution with other stringent requirements including clean character, you can't just go and interpret what you don't know in the name of calling this, calling that.
8. Before you are approved to work as a senior imam/clearic in any mosque, you must have a PhD from a reputable islamic theological institution with several years of experience and other stringent requirements.
9. Before you are approved to open a mosque or any Islamic prayer ministry or any islamic religious organization, you must have a PhD from a reputable Islamic theological institution with several years of experience, mentorship from a respected mosque owner, clean character and other stringent requirements.

Existing religious institutions and preachers should be given one year to meet these requirements or close down.

Even foreign guest preachers invited to preach or foreigners who want to open any religious organization must meet these requirements with more scrutiny.

Note: I'm a born again Christian but what we have witnessed in recent years calls for check and balances in these religious  institutions.

I am also a born again Christian and have been a church worker for over 15 yrs. But I support the sanitization of our Christianity in Nigeira.
It's terrible with every Tom, dick and Harry claiming pastor and calling when they don't know their left from their right.
Especially in the south east ND south south. Anybody who can't do business or get job goes to "ministry" the bar is used to be low but now they have removed the bar entirely. Anything goes...I m finding it very difficult to go to church and a lot of people are disillusioned with religion that profits only pastors abi dictators.

Amen

Football match wey start at 0-2 na handicap

Is Ekweremadu coming home soon?

No worry, piking wey no dey hear word, body dey pain am

You want to eradicate the oldest known profession on earth?
Something even Angelic beings couldn't resist to taste na you wan eradicate am.

Mumurism

Ringstonermasks:
d boy was bullied and nearly killed...



U don't know how this feels. I already called her mother, it not a difficult mata, na to refund me introduction money make she go marry man wey she go dey control.

Am just waiting for her off.

I don dey find opportunity to leave am since, this is just a perfect opportunity to leave her. After all it was a forced marriage.

You are a boy..
Grow up...your wife yen yen yen...
Cry cry baby

holutee:
This man was born in an offside posiition

You really watched him. 12 offsides per goal.

holutee:
This man was born in an offside posiition

You really watched him

I don't agree...I'm sorry sir. But I don't agree...whatever anointing, whatever spirit is subject to ur control.

I don't see why you will deny all hungry hearts because of one person's error.

Even Jesus walked this earth and not everyone he preached to believed I him or honored him.

Things like this is what makes pentecostal look fake because honestly...a phone can ring anywhere at anytime. You the preacher is a messenger, u can't assume that ur message is more important than everyother persons business or life just because they came to listen to you.

If I invited him to that meeting, I would have bee so ashamed and I will ensure there will be no tomorrow.

You don't dishonor ur hosts like that. Everything is not anointing please!!

Oga na master

Story for the gods...You never meet me.

U get coconut head, I get coconut head, heart and balls. If I deal with u, u sef go reason whether devil get pikin.

And na Igbo woman sef...taa!! Comot for road

A wise old man once told me on my 21st birthday..
This staying has been the theme of my life as a man.
"You never lose women chasing money 💰, but you lose a lot of money chasing women."

I a very grateful 🙏 for that papa.

He was an angel sent to me.

Whatever HAMAS thought they would achieve on October 7 2023...

Don't fvkin poke a bear...the real fvxk around and find out

Archiever22:
I stay at Ota which is very close to Cotonu, i don't know if my passport can be stamped if I go alone because ABC transport is 48k. Meanwhile, I can actually cut that cost by going from Ota which is close to the border.

It should be. I was travelling and basically looking for a cheap ticket.

But I warn u..ain't nothing worth seeing that side of the border.
Cotonou will feeli like going back to 1995 ton199i Nigeria.

If you don't hear any French, ur best bet is that u atleast speak some yoruba. You will be hard pressed to find anyone that speaks even broken English well

Archiever22:
how long did yoy stay there and did any immigration stamp your passport?

I stayed a weekend and caught a Monday morning early flight to my destination.
Used ABC transport from Lagos...ikeja.
The immigration was part of the bus fare and the driver handled the stamping we did not need to come down from the bus..merely gave the driver our passports

I visited Benin enroute ... last year December 2023.

They had cheap. Flight tickets and I speak average French. Well what I can say is that they are very reserved.
The best hotel in the capital city still looked like a 30k hotel in Lagos. I say it's a backward place, at the time, 500 cefa was N1000, I used a taxi and every trip was 2000cefa . Knowing I was travelling I can say they extorted me sha.

Nigeria food was 2000cefa per plate. Most of the joints and bars are Nigerian owned. Prostitutes were igbo girls. I only met em at the joints oo

No make up or weave on for th e ladies...u will hardly even see a lady in trousers...very reserved.

Then motorbike is more than cars. Despite having good roods, u wil hardly see traffic...very few vehicular movements.

This guy dey yarn dust.
So Falz no fit be friends with bobrisky?

So his father or his lawyers cannot offer his services to Bob risky?
Being a crossdresser doesn't make him less of a human being than anyone else.

Oga dark man... na so people they take get bullet with their name on it.

Namaster:
This guy is worth $800 Million. That's enough money to live like a KING anywhere in the world.

Instead, he CHOSE to be a PEDOPHILE and a sex trafficker.
He had the money to do ANYTHING he wanted and he chose to do the most HEINOUS thing imaginable.

Stupid!

It ALMOST seems like there is a DEMON that possesses wealthy and powerful men to become PEDOPHILES and sexual deviants.

They have EVERYTHING they want in life and get away with practically EVERY crime. They become BORED.

Only thing that excites them is raping CHILDREN.

The pattern is OBVIOUS and DISTURBING!

R Kelly, Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Andrew Tate and this guy are some rich and powerful people who choose to become PEDOPHILES, RAPISTS and/or sexual deviants.

Very disturbing!

This guy is LIKELY going to "commit suicide" in prison like Epstein 'cause he had "clients" too.

How very convenient? for you to not think all these powerful and rich people are either set up with the one line that sticks most or belong to some group that very conveniently knows what to blackmail them with most.

If only you know how much a qualified plumber earns in Canada and Europe.

Scientists:
I am not joking brother. Help me win this war

If I get brother like you...you go hear word by force.

Yawns....kids and their fantasies

The battle that dangote will fight over this refinery, he will see the real meaning of naija. The corruption in oil and gas is really oily...it's multinational and I worry that his operation will erase a very stubborn middle men that has operated for decades.

I'm watching.

23 yrs old and he threw it all away already.

Lawd!! Have mercy on this generation

Of all the problems in this country? Surprisingly both the concubine and co concubine fit get wives at home.

How exactly is Onana better than Dea Gea

Well that took a long time my brother...
My own experience was having a gurl gasp ND pass out while having sezz. In a matter of seconds, I thought about who saw me and her going inside that night,
How I wn take go prison, wetin I wan talk?
As I open pure eater pour the girl and shook her violently, she woke up. This ws around 12pm, I watched her ll night and couldn't sleep. As soon as small daylight came like 4:30am, I discharged go my house.
I did saw her some days again, I no dey even answer her greetings. Later found out the girl was actually married though she was a student then.

Acrofab:
Wahala

Did u see urself in Prison wear?

There's no limit to depravity

BareFacedLies:
The man is a goat.

You know you're going as a dependent yet you convinced your mother to sell her most important asset in order to fund the trip.

Another man will start fuçking that your so called "Love of your youth" as soon as you are deported

Bleep wey done start since last year?