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Well that took a long time my brother...
My own experience was having a gurl gasp ND pass out while having sezz. In a matter of seconds, I thought about who saw me and her going inside that night,
How I wn take go prison, wetin I wan talk?
As I open pure eater pour the girl and shook her violently, she woke up. This ws around 12pm, I watched her ll night and couldn't sleep. As soon as small daylight came like 4:30am, I discharged go my house.
I did saw her some days again, I no dey even answer her greetings. Later found out the girl was actually married though she was a student then.

Acrofab:
Wahala

Did u see urself in Prison wear?

There's no limit to depravity

BareFacedLies:
The man is a goat.

You know you're going as a dependent yet you convinced your mother to sell her most important asset in order to fund the trip.

Another man will start fuçking that your so called "Love of your youth" as soon as you are deported

Bleep wey done start since last year?

Guys make we tell am??

I had an affair for years with a married woman who claimed go be a single/divorced mother.
All the while she was really married but her husband lived in Lagos

This is what they call a high rise in Osogbo??

100bn to a company registered last week...

Animal farm

Hassanmaye:
Sir You are lucky praise the Lord

No I'm not lucky I'm blessed

Are you effing kidding boy? You got no clue... I thought I was balling until I married and had my son.

Known no better life than watching that tiny bundle of joy...no better love than watching your wife give birth...

Dude if you marry your wife/ best friend, you are truly blessed...I can't speak on marrying wrongly cos I didn't.

But please 🙏 trust God for a woman who is a wife indeed...aint nothing any single human man or woman got on you.

Ibrahim8358:
single room :10k
NEPA : let's say 3k
Water : you alone 1000
Daily feeding : 1500 (average)

Major bills if you are not type that lives and spend much

So with 100k you are balling in Togo like that?

Pharovo:
I swear bruh, I fit enter there this November then fall back in two weeks. I go use the next few weeks gather info about the country sha. Nice one.

Another place to go is Zimbabwe...my Zimbabwe guy said he's never going home...
He's scared he may not be able to come back despite having BRP

Pharovo:
Nai be say if I lap $10k enter Uganda them fit gimme governor for one municipal there 😆

My friend here sends £70 home to his family and I see the videos of how they live...they are like kings.

Me sef dey plan go holiday there with him by December go flex

I don't usually do this...but I will comment on this post as an exception.

I support your thread of thought and I subscribe to it.
I identify as a handsome middle age and comfortable young man. because of my looks and maybe family background, I never lacked female attention. So quite early with or without money, I learnt and played the game so well being the last of 3 male siblings.

However, the woman I married, is the only woman who could stay with me in my worst days...she's the only one I could be broke and vulnerable with and I had those days years ago.

Today by God's grace, I'm quite okay and getting better...I will never take another woman serious as long as I have my wife...I'm faithful, disciplined and committed to her simply because, she stayed with me and built me up back when I lost everything...she nutured me back from the pit when it was so easy for her to leave.

There was no guarantees, her love and belief were all I needed to keep going atimes and regardless how much I make tomorrow, I will not trade all that sacrifice for anything any female anywhere has to offer.
Believe me...it's been years, but I still credit her account just to say thank you for the staying with me through the dark days.

Uganda... that £1 = 5000UGX

DjoFjoSjo:
You advice him to gaslight her into believing what he did was good and she is the crazy one?

Yes...in the immediate that gets him out of the emotional pit and keeps his leadership in his marriage. - Two of the most important things I dare say in his relationship wit his wife.

If he is smart, he will know not to leave her out in the cold feeling gaslight and broken but I have learnt the best time to reason with a woman is when she is confused and in emotionally turmoil.

You create the confusion any which way in her head, and you will have a very compliant woman.

nams77:
This is a pro.

Greetings from s fellow pro

Lol... I hail you too

Take this advice and take it well...Don't act...don't beg...act like you didn't see the messages she left you. Never bring it up first...

Take it from me...you done messed up, take it up the chin and act like it's no biggie...she will come around much sooner than if you give in to her drama and go begging.

If anybody calls you, tell em you respect them but what's done is done...you will rather they give yall space to deal with it as a couple.

Your wife will get the message...she will wonder why you not acting remorseful? She will wnder if she was so bad and turn thr blame on herself.

It's cold...I know...but that's gonna get the job done sooner than if you go explaining, begging or doing all the things conventional wisdom advises.

When all is said and done...let ur subsequent strayings be just about sex...chemistry and lust.
No good reason you should be chatting and texting a side piece you just met when you are newly married.
Boundaries ain't just physical...should be psychological too

Zonefree:
I'm bothered why a sane human would buy a dead monkey for 20k.

Who is sane in Nigeria?

Whoever told Chelsea that Jackson was a striker?

Women like drama...if you don't give em drama; they will go find it

Please share streaming link somebody

Not many 28 years old if they want to be honest can say they would do different.

And before you quote me..make sure you have managed atleat1m of your own funds in the last 10 years

Women too get wahala. If you don't like ur wife tying wrapper with all the easy it gives you, something is wrong with you as a man.

Greatest of all time without RONALDINHO is a waste of time.

Dude made us all fall I love with football

ValCon888:
I remember how my mother will be chewing gum, and when I ask her she would tell me she's eating her eyes.

Or how my rascally uncle will take my 50kobo coin and say he wants to plant it for me.

The good old days.

My own rascally uncle became an Anglican priest...i still wonder how he did it.

Dude legit told me to put a pin in a football my mom bought same night from trade fair to make it stronger and bigger . The kind beating I chop that night ehh

MrPristine:
These clowns have clearly lost the plot, this is a time that they should be working to reduce interest rates and encouraging more people to go into productive businesses to help grow the economy. Instead the clueless charlatans are doing the exact opposite.

I swear you took it right outta my mouth

How exactly is the naira strengthening while the price of commodities is increasing?

There's no template for life and living...leave them alone

Vawulence pro max

I'm very sure this Op borrowed his data he is using to call Abakpa a slum...

You cant shame the shameless