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Arab money not dey finish

How old are you?

Of all the problems in the world na woman matter get you?

Dey play

There are about 14 different types of coke sold in other countries.

Whilst I have only known one as coca cola all my life in Nigeria, I saw many different cokes in Sainsbury's I was just wondering if Nigeria is not qualified to have all these other types of coke

See church people....girl acting like tiger in front of camera,

Inside church she will speak in tongues and fall under annointing ten times...

Assaulting a young man like satan

Albertone:
Unfortunately, I'm lacking the emboldened.
Life of an introvert.

Lemme suggest a few things...

- register in a gym and work out.
- go shopping for new clothes and shoes
- Try meeting women in very relaxed spots..pubs and bars.

These few tips could help with your confidence but believe me, nothing will be better than just giving the world a middle finger in your head and treating talking to all women like they are as ordinary as the trees by the road side.

Bro....just get a lawyer to study the letter and write them back...let him ask them to back off you or pay you all outstanding benefits and suppsed claims as spelt out in in the Nigeria labour laws for a person in your grade level....

The things is you gotta be smart or get a really smart lawyer.

Also let them know you will claim further damages if by their conduct, you lose your new job...
That clause in your appointment letter is not enforceable except in security settings where you may become a national security threat.

Even walking dog here na ashawo work.

Auntie wetin u and the guy been dey talk?

Na all of us dey UK so...you walk dog na easy format to collect contact and hookup.

Like dog like walker

Chukazu:
You can't jettison Abia chatter of Equity because of clanish reason and survive .

Bible says " do not remove the ancient landmark "

The man allowed himself killed because of greed

You are really from abia state.

An agreement the founding fathers of the state made many years ago,. This man allowed himself to be wasted just like that

Jashub:
Shut up . Your chemical engineering degree didn't take you anywhere; it's your connections and their influences that did that .

Kids. That's all you know how to do...

Take charge of your life nobody is responsible for your misery.

When you go to school and lazy about while your mates are studying, you will come out to blame the course you studied.

Chemical engineering is a very tough course and if you don't make a 2:1 you are OYO.
But tough is why it pays well. Tough is why it's for the brightest.

Connection and money yhen yhen yen...that's a lazy man's excuse and consolation for being broke.

Get a life son...you are responsible for what you make of your life

Jashub:
Pick anything on that list but avoid chemical engineering with all you might .

P.S : I have a chemical engineering degree , and that shit is more useless than Nigeria

Are you kidding me??
Which school did you graduate from? And what grade..

I have a chemical engineering degree and it's taken me places.
OP, For global trends statistics is what u should choose but please chemical engineering is a darn good course.

Chibuzoc:
Lol, people can lie Sha, well op never visited instead he copied and pasted. I de Enugu like this and e sweet. From people to food to anything so sweet.

My guys for Lagos de even beg me to come back but life for 042 sweet abeg. Everything fresh choi

042 state of mind....chaiii....even from half away across the world .I dey miss Enugu.

Can't wait to return in a few months to eat abacha N ugba

Out of court settlement is speaking jare

Bia all this married babies sef..."I love my wife" yhen yehn yehn...

Anuofia

I will advise you when you are broke and shattered and ready to reason cos theres where you headed

Mumu boys full this world I swear...
This one can't even control a girlfriend and marry marry full his mouth.

I won't even date a woman that can point at me while talking...talk more of physical confrontation...

Some of you guys have no business dating at all until you can grasp what manhood is all about .

Abeg jare...wallow in your mystery...who wan advise you so?

saxywale2:
For you to score Indians, you go be legend. Indians just really dislike black skin so much. Due to the way the Hindu religion has wired their brains to hate black skin.

Ehhhh? Hate wetin? Guy no say oo.
Infact Make I no talk...Indian girls are the finest humans on earth

skales67:
If Tinubu wins the election, the kind of poverty that will hit you will make you sexually unattractive to even a hórny rat.

Continue praying for rúbbish!

Chisos!!

davillian:
Those sex starved men over there
Don't have game....
There are places to get these women
Cafe..
Gym,
Stadium
Parks
Club
Attend shows
Own a dog
Own a bike
Do road work
When opportunity presents its self strike
Especially if she is alone.....
There is no were in the world that I won't get multiple girlfriend after 4months.....

I swear bro...if you are in the UK and you want to knack now now...bro go buy dog and walk it along the streets , parks or suburbs.( This women feel men with dogs are more passionate )
But most importantly, you must be confident and good with making conversations.
I don't know but girls here like blacks oo, especially indians.
British girls are crazy with weird sexual demands...me sef no come like lekpa, but na here woman dey tell you straight up say she want come knack you discreetly cos she has a bf.

Guys I don't know about y'all...but UK is not that bad oo...I'm not even tall.
All you need is to be confident and good with conversations.
The average girl here wants to hear what you will say and yes the good looks helps.
I was told not to hit on women in buses and in public but I have and got great responses.
You only have to be respectful and good with words.
Dem white girls are easy ooo. Na one you go touch, she go help you go bring others. Make I pause here.

I'm a rich powerful Nigerian??

Dude you ain't piss..

What made you rich and powerful in your small head is what kept you as you are.

But I never saw where this op wrote that he married" a wife.
Cos a man that wants you outta his house cannot follow you to go and marry.
Again, a father will not kick out a legitimate grandchild regardless of what his son has done.

For saying he wants to arrest his father, na joker he be. You are just 31 and being jobless is not your problem, your problems are an entitled mindset and dishonor. Imagine boldly saying he had physical fights with his father?
While I don't excuse his impatience, your thoughts proves that over the years only your penis and age ever grew.

I don't pity you man...I pity the woman you are dealing with her life and the kids who didn't ask for any of this

Thank God she is alive

Damn..did they kill the young girl?

Don't know what you talking bro...I'm still praying...listening to msgs like when I left...maybe not churches cos my church is far but I attend a local church here...not weekly like in naija...but I value my spiritual life more than all the £ here.
I still find time to wake at night and pray...it's a culture or maybe cos I live alone but I won't stop praying and seeking God the longest I live.

erico2k2:
Yep I agree with you, people just assume and spread hearsay. imagine someone saying a single person will spend £100 to feed, is he feeding his whole village ahah. Another one thinks everyone does care and clean the backsides of older men, they 4got we are Doctors Engineers. Lawyers and scientist lust construction workers too. Every Nigerian I went to Uni with back in the early 2000s are all professionals we all band 8 and above. I think the planned systematic racism in the Eu plays a long way in not allowing Africans reach our full potential, and if thats all you k now you are stuck in that circle, unless one becomes higly favoured.

My dear when I saw the mumu expense breakdown I just knew that one has never left naija. U spend £1000 in a month in UK. I just shook my head and left him with his misery

tensazangetsu20:
Wow I might be wrong about the UK then. When I was looking for work in Europe the UK always had the lowest salaries and it wasn't appealing at all. Probably the good jobs are hidden since it's a class based society.

Exactly...now you get the drift. Not so hidden cos they are in plain sight. Just that you are expected to work your way up from bottom by working smart and investing on yourself for more value and productivity. Here they recognize value so much more and are more willing to give you a chance with every little show of consistency. I hope to work in Europe someday but for now...UK provides all the training and experience I need

MT:
Nothing to figure out here. You are still not earning so well as a professional. This income will earn you very average quality of life in the UK. The society is expensive, wages are considered low due to inflation and this explains why almost all professionals are on strike right now in the UK.

I didn't mean to hurt your pride but I just wonder why people come online to boast of something that are meant to be private. Living like a pauper in the UK, to come to Nigeria to impress is not how genuine professionals are meant to live.

You ought to own both worlds. You are still not being paid well, mister.

You can only banter on NL. I don't have any pride you or anyone you know can hurt.
God has blessed me and I don't banter words with jealous people. Face your own life...that's how growth happens

tensazangetsu20:
Men you should have gone to a better country where you will earn much more. I am quite sure you spend over 50 percent of your salary after tax on rent since you stay in London. As pro japa as I am, UK no be option at all.

Oh no I don't...I am Swizz schooled. Lived in Austria and trust me UK is better than Europe. Maybe US, But Im even speaking from a minimum wage point of view which I know must Nigerians start from.
Like every other places, There are cheap houses in London if only you know where to look. Have you considered people renting council houses? Most people jump on the bandwagon and say things without having any sort of street awareness of the localities abroad. As at when I was in minimum wage, I my rent was only a quarter of my monthly earning and if you ain't saving /investing to leave the minimum wage (which is so much easier in London than in Nigeria) then you don't belong here.

Aboguede:
Nothing left to read aunty evening

Exaggerated 478£ x 4 = 1912£/month

Rent in a shared apartment/montg = 300£

Food and toiletries/month = 1000£

Electricity and gas/month so called 60£ in shared apartments

Transportation /month = 150£

Total low budget expenditure =1510 balance 402£

No bear and no cigarette and no pkekus for God knows eternity

Funny you need to get a life for yourself before you can analyse another's. Whoever spends like u just wrote on a minimum wage has no plans for life...I can see why you are stuck where you are.
"Whoever thinks he knows, knows nothing as he ought to "

Aboguede:
Ur so called income in the so called UK after monthly rent and feeding plus pkekus high cost is less than what u save in 9ja

Typical of y'all only think with your penis.
Read again and learn

Angelfrost:
Well written sir! I couldn't agree more.

The grass is not always greener on the other side.

If not for insecurity and a deplorable economy, why would a Nigerian opt to become a second class citizen in nations that even tax the very air they breathe.

Tax the air you breathe? Who lies to y'all about this?
I made 300k/month as a project manager in Lagos with other side businesses and that looked well enough until I moved to UK.
Living in the so called expensive London, I pay £60 only for light and gas.
I make an average of £478 -500 in a week here after tax. Go figure.