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adagz 01:
It was about 5yrs back i read that.

But i keep mine in the wallet

lol, just know that u ll NEVER pass the test

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test.

a local research done by a team of doctors reveal that 'magani tashin bura' is a common cause of priapism and erectile dysfunction. the interesting thing is that most of the 'mai suya' add the local aphrodisiac in the 'pepper' they give u for the suya. so avoid it plsss.

Extracorporeal shockwave lithotripsy,is the gold standard for the treatment of kidney stones, and to some extent high ureteric stones. this works by the principle of shockwaves generated by a machine which destroys the stones ( into sands and tiny gravels) through the skin.the eloctrode is focused on the stone by eithe ultrasonographic or by x-ray localisation. it is a day case procedure , meaning that after the procedure , you go home the same day. most of the stones broken through this method are those < 2cm, but from our local experience stones > 2cm have been broken by this method successfuly.
i will be glad to answer ur questions concerning kidney stones and other things concerning the procedure.
rest assured that the procedure is very safe.

THIS PROCEDURE IS AVAILABLE IN NIGERIA. IF I M NOT MISTAKEN , THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE IN THE WHOLE OF WEST AFRICA.

Nigeria is now the 2nd country after South Africa where u can get the course done.

ya , go ahead. cos i know there are a lots of young medical graduates who travel out of the country to write USMLE.

The Advanced Trauma Life Support course which is a precept of the American College of surgeons, that provides a methodical and one safe way of taking care of trauma patients is now in Abuja. every medical practitioner who in one way or the other takes care of trauma patients need this course.tell your friends about it. lets help save trauma victims in our own little way.

GOOGLES am so much in love with u but liver no gree me since. i don go borrow liver from my friend now. so i ask. will u be my woman forever and ever

Guys and ladies, how do u deal with this situation. my close friend is in one at the moment, and he is not just finding it funny. ya, they call each other daily occasionally visit each other. the guy has a permanent, demanding job in abuja, the lady is more of a contractor somewhere in the south -south.the guy has asked the lady to relocate to abuja cos the lady seems to be more flexible than he is, but the lady is just adamant. he loves her dearly but feels that he cannot just delve into marriage cos according to him, they ve never spent up to one week together, close to each other,as he feels he doesnt really know her very well. He has tried his best to remain faithful to her despite the barrage of temptations in abuja.
i ve counselled them as much as i can, but i really need sincere contributions from the house, especially those who are in a similar situation.

prince u r FOOLISH to call GEJ names, eh. even if u have no respect for him as an elder, u should at least respect the office.

prince u r FOOLISH to call GEJ names, eh. even if u have no respect for his as an elder, u should at least respect the office.

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the girls are really very skillful, though they seem to be so shy up front. i guess they ll be more determined in the second half. i noticed that they some how raised their game towards the end of first half. i am still optimistic that they ll come out victorious. Up Falconets

nice to know i ve got lots of nlanders who live in abj.thumbs up guys and ladies. hello spicyhoney

Natin

love hurts most times.

mama gee really needs to go back to her roots and learn some manners cos she has no iota of respect for anybody, she has no sense of cultured rhetorics.guess making her a moderator is simply out of the question.

thanks to u all for ur candid response. i am deeply grateful.

, the man did not just react. he entered his vehicle and drove off. should i run, or go on with the relationship?

guys, i dont think there's a reason to crucify the poster. she s in need of some quality advise, i think she deserves our candid opinion. i am wondering my self what she ll gain by faking her identity. even if she 's fake, it ll take another equally GREEDY chap to fall for her cheap blackmail. so pls hear her out.

this is incest , socially speaking. however there are some parts of the northern Nigeria where the practise is allowed in the name of 'preserving the family legacies. this was widely practised in the west esp among the royal families-- for the the same reason as stated ,in addition to preventing a tainting of the royal 'blood '. now the main problem with this is encouraging the phenotypical manifestation of other wise autosomal recessive traits which were hither-to silent-- typical example is the blood disorder- haemophilia which ravaged a certain western royal family. so i advise the young lady to tread with caution.

hey guys and ladies, this is my first time on NL, hope am welcome.