From $40billion to $20
then $10.8 billion
nawa 4 naija


election is fast aproaching,bunch of lunatics playing good cop,hoping to score cheap political points...




In ay's voice...


Remember


God is watching you in 3D

For example....




The "qoutee" in my penultimate post

Lilimax: ^^^@ OP just tell us this game is strictly meant for the 'Indomie generations'

we have quite a number of them here on NL

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)



He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)



He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)



Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)



Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)



He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)



Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)



Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)


He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)


No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)



Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014).




Add yours..

I've got this game I saw someplace, and its nice and fun, I thought I'd share


Ok ,Here is how it is done. Find the correct combination of your date of birth and write down the sentence.......





Birth month

January : I kissed
February: I killed
March: I love
April: I raped
May: I Slapped
June: I Hugged
July: I played with
August: I jumped on
September: I Drunk with
October: I spit on
November: I slept with
December: I need

Pick the day (Number) You were born


01: Sunny Leone
02: a Donkey
03: Monkey
04: Batman
05: Elephant
06: Bruce will
07: your Boyfriend
08: Doremon
09: your girlfriend
10: Joker
11: Shaktimaan
12: Bin Laden
13: Superman
14: Macho man
15: a Gorilla
16: Spiderman
17: Frog
18: Veerappan
19: a Pepsi can
20: A fisherman
21: My Crush
22: An old man
23: an old lady
24: Dinosaur
25: Katrina kaif
26: Crocodile
27: Pikachu
28: My Best Friend
29: Hippopotamus
30: Your best friend
31: Hulk

Select the year you were born

1980 - in a theatre
1981 - in a village
1982 - in a forest
1983 - in a stadium
1984 - in a villa
1985 - in a room
1986 - in a balcony
1987 - in a park
1988 - in a beach
1989 - in a toilet
1990 - in a zoo
1991 - in a office
1992 - in a garden
1993 - in a airport
1994 - in a swimming pool
1995 - in a hospital
1996 - in a hotel
1997 - in a bus


For example :- February 9 ,1982

sentence- I killed you girl friend in a Forest
its fun to see a variety of replies

ammyluv2002: The last Ship is awesome! I haven't seen the others...

I also love "Red Band Society & Scorpion" great shows, just can't wait for the next episodes

Legends is more awesome,as you can see,its my no 1


I created this post prior to the airing of scorpion and Red band,thats the reason why i didnt add them to the list.

Brilliant move by the opposition

Those messages are so annoying and frustrating...
I get like 10 of them everyday

Another hungry doofus



Albeit, I love this line

I admire the PDP either, because the PDP, for me, is an aggregation of incompatibles who just have one mission – to exploit Nigeria.

Of course no sane human will support an incompetent cuckoo

Vikthor:

...Guys do u ever get tired of sex..

well...perhaps some do...

Legends
my rating:9/10

Guys, Do you ever get tired of asking ladies out

For me,All i am gonna say is















Stay the f#ck away from politics

where did you get this your info from?

RagaMufeen:

How will you people cope now that you won't have bombings everyday? just answer am

ow...so you've gat work to go to .....and you decided you shamelessly spill your rubbish online.....
You know I don't have time for people like you

its an easier way to attract attention

Another jobless fvcktard