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what happened to those with colourless urine

so many things to notice wey pass urine

stanliwise:
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R2bees:
A is for Apple

u get time. y u come put my matter for head like gala seller

the only good news about nigeria today. so so bad news everywhere in this regime

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i wouldnt marry the woman i married. would make a better choice. cc: lalasticlala

DrayZee:
But really, what is he going on a tour of Europe for? Who is he going there to sing for?

since your phone can browse. y not ask google. BAD BELLE

let him try meet buhari abroad and sing for him. OH! sorry bubu cant hear cus of infection

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mii4u:
but He promised that all eyes shall see Him wen He shall come again. abi u don see am?

what if he has come and gone b4 you were born

doneddie01:
To whom it may concern,

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New International Version Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.

omo see where disobedience has led. we didnt heed to the warning ... cc: lalasticlala

endtime church + endtime pastor and gullible worshippers

olosho + attention seeking boxer

SO MAKE WE DEY CRY NOW OR WHAT

to whom it may concern. every member of our lovely whatsapp group GREENHOUSE AND PUNTERS PARADISE esp this my bosses HAMZA, BESTTIME, GENERAL, MR CARTER, IFECHUKWU among others . this is your boy oluwaseunfunmi o8126936683. am a fighter and not a quitter. been in hell for over a month now and still in hell. healthwise, lost my 2 phones same day (all contacts gone) and sick ever since + mumsy also very ill. really needs you guys prayer. if you are a member of the group kindly drop the numbers of either of the admins i mentioned up there. missed you guys. still in hell, will be back soon

Tobyshegz:
I thought escobar was a footballer!!.
hehehe.Abi shey him be ex-footballer??

no. he is just a drug lord and a gambler who threatens footballers in his country to make result go his way

that murderer does not deserve to live

Editor’s note: Following the
a spate of deadly attacks
this year blamed on Fulani
herdsmen President
Muhammadu Buhari has
directed a military crackdown on the group.
However, the attacks
continue. A concerned Nigerian
writes to President Buhari,
asking to find the lasting
solution to the problem as
Nigerians live in fear. Nobody is sure where and
when the sudden attacks
will come Dear President Buhari, in the
light of the on-going Fulani
herdsmen’s killings and
destructions in many places in
our country, many of us
Nigerians are living in fear. In most of our rural countryside,
our farmers and their families
are afraid to do their
accustomed work on the
farms. Across our country,
farms, the handwork and means of livelihood of our
farmers and their families, are
being destroyed by roving
cattle. When farmers’ families
go to sleep in the night these
days, they are no longer sure whether their farms will be
there in the morning, or
whether the cattle herds would
have wiped out everything
during the night. They are no
longer sure whether their villages will be allowed to
sleep peacefully through the
night, or whether the killer
herdsmen will come in the
dark, kill villagers, destroy and
burn the houses, and rape the women and girls. Nobody is
sure where and when the
sudden attacks will come, or
what the magnitude of the
killings and devastations will
be. State governments, local governments, and traditional
rulers, all are unsure what to
do to protect their people. One
governor burst into tears when
he saw the scene of rampage
in a village in his state. The call for agricultural
growth The situation is desperate, Mr.
President. As you very well
know, we seriously need to
improve agricultural
productivity in this country. To
that end, most authorities and leaders of our country have
been trying to encourage our
people to return to the land.
Since you became president,
you have repeatedly
contributed your very influential voice to the call for
agricultural growth. And you
have made it a priority in your
policies, plans and
programmes. In many parts of
our country, especially in most of our southern states, the
return to farming is still very
slow and very hesitant. But
now, the Fulani herdsmen are
scaring farmers away from the
farms. A very major disaster is being enacted. READ ALSO: Unbelievable! Read how Nigerian army
justifies the killing of pro-
Biafran supporters In response to the disaster, a
whirlwind of agitated
comments and cries is
sweeping through most of our
country. To allow these fears
and this whirlwind to continue is inimical to the well-being of
this country. It could even
wreck this country – and lead
to its collapse. Mr. President,
you must take steps without
delay to bring this dangerous situation to a satisfactory end.
We need to have a definitive
and lasting solution. Merely
ordering the Nigerian military
and police to stop these
herdsmen from attacking farmers and villagers, as you
have done, is not enough. As
long as these killer herdsmen
remain, and as long as
important questions about
them remain unexplained, the wild and inflammatory
speculations will continue to
shake Nigeria. Who really are these so-
called Fulani herdsmen We Nigerians need, want, and
demand, to have answers to
many questions concerning
this situation. Who really are
these so-called Fulani
herdsmen? From official and non-official sources, we are
getting loads of information
about their identity, about why
they are behaving as they are
now behaving, and about the
sources of their strength. We are told that these people
are ordinary nomadic cattle
herdsmen. We are also told
that the recent civil
commotions in the Maghreb
(especially in Libya) makes it easy to get sophisticated
weapons in the Sahel parts of
West Africa, as a result of
which these herdsmen have
been able to acquire even
such highly sophisticated guns as AK47. But, how do ordinary
nomadic herdsmen afford to
buy expensive things like
AK47 rifles? How are they
able to train to use such
sophisticated weapons? The suspicion is being voiced
in the media that some rich
and influential Nigerian
citizens have been supplying
the herdsmen with these
weapons, and training the herdsmen to use them. If yes,
who are these rich and
influential Nigerian citizens?
What are these rich and
influential Nigerian citizens
trying to achieve? You, Mr. President, were
recently reported to have
revealed in an interview with
CNN in London that some of
these herdsmen are really
Libyan militiamen, trained under Ghadafi, well-armed and
well-trained fighters who fled
southwards to West Africa
after the fall of Ghadafi. If so,
how did these militiamen
become cattle herdsmen in Nigeria? Who gave them
thousands of cattle to herd? READ ALSO: Why President Buhari’s government is the
worst in Nigeria’s history You said in the interview, Sir,
that these militiamen have
become an Africa-wide
problem. Why has the
government of Nigeria never
informed Nigeria about this problem? What steps has the
Nigerian government taken to
prevent the problem from
coming into Nigeria or to expel
it from Nigeria? If no step,
why? Why have some prominent
Fulani leaders been
representing these militiamen
to us as merely Fulani
herdsmen and claiming
Nigerian citizens’ rights for them – even though they must
know that they are, in fact,
extremely dangerous Libyan
killers? Why have some Fulani
spokesmen been threatening
that they would break up Nigeria if these Libyan
militiamen are thrown out of
Nigeria? What does the Nigerian
government intend to do
about that? Do we now have the
president’s word that Nigeria is
under invasion by Libyan
militiamen? And, what does
the Nigerian government
intend to do about that? A highly placed citizen from
the Middle Belt, Governor
Balarabe Musa, warned in
2014 that a new insurgency
was in the offing – a new
insurgency different from Boko Haram, better organized,
better armed and much more
dangerous than Boko Haram,
and planned by some highly
influential Nigerians for the
purpose of achieving some major political objective in
Nigeria. Are we now seeing
part of that insurgency? Some Arewa North citizens
have threatened again and
again in recent years that the
North would go to war rather
than accept certain kinds of
change in Nigeria. And they have also repeatedly assured
us that the North is more
ready for war than the South.
In the background of these
threats, there have been
repeated reports in the media since 2012 that large
quantities of arms are being
illegally imported into Nigeria. Are today’s depredations by
the Fulani herdsmen part of
what these various members
of the Northern elite have been
threatening? Are the Libyan
militiamen part of a mercenary army that some influential
Nigerians have hired to wage
war against some parts and
peoples of Nigeria? READ ALSO: See how Nigerians rate President
Buhari’s first year in office Some Northerners are
frenetically demanding
“grazing reserves” for the
herdsmen. Some are
threatening that we
Southerners will find ourselves in greater danger if we refuse
to grant land for such grazing
reserves. Some say that they
will break up Nigeria if the
herdsmen are refused entry
into Southern Nigeria. We Southerners suspect a hidden
agenda for these grazing
reserves. What are the true
purposes of the grazing
reserves? Are they designed
by some people to house illegal armies of occupation in
the states of the Middle Belt
and the South, for the purpose
of intimidating the peoples of
those places? Are they meant
to be jihadist instruments for forcible Islamization? Are they
designed as weapons of one
ethnic group’s conquest of
Nigeria? Mr. President, you owe Nigeria
clear, truthful, and
statesmanlike answers and
explanations on this situation.
More importantly, you owe
Nigeria policies and actions that will remove this horrible
threat from our country – in the
interest of the peace and
existence of our country. We
Nigerians pledge our strongest
support to such policies and actions when you design and
implement them. But delay is
dangerous.

SOURCE https://www.naij.com/848326-new-niger-delta-group-warns-buhari-threatens-launch-6-missiles.html?source=index_main

– Joint Niger Delta
Liberation Force is the new
militant group that emerged
in the region – The group claimed that
Buhari is set to divide
Nigeria – The militants threatened
to test six missiles if
Nigerian army wouldn’t
leave there communities The new Niger Delta militant
group has said that President
Muhammadu Buhari is set for
the final breakup of Nigeria,
Daily Post reports. The group naming itself the
Joint Niger Delta Liberation
Force (JNDLF) has emerged
recently. It threatened to launch six
missiles in the region on June
7 in an operation it said would
surprise Nigerians and the
entire world. The militants demanded that
the Nigerian army must
peacefully leave Ijaw
communities and promised to
bring down military helicopters
if any to be deployed. The group said that their
missiles are capable of
bringing down any aircraft no
matter how big. READ ALSO: See President Buhari visiting Ogoni land
(Photos) The statement of the group,
that affiliated with Niger Delta
Avengers, was signed
by General Akotebe Darikoro,
Commander, General Duties;
General Torunnanaowei Latei, Creeks Network Coordinator;
General Agbakakuro Owei-
Tauro, Pipelines Bleeding
Expert; and General Pulokiri
Ebiladei of its Intelligence
Bureau. It reads: “We have seen and noted that President
Muhammadu Buhari (a.k.a.
Pharaoh) is set for the final
breakup of the country. Mr.
Buhari should also know
that we are also prepared and set for his proposal.
The Joint Revolutionary
Council (JRC) which is the
highest organ of all the
freedom fighting body has
finally endorsed the followings: “1. After extensive and
exhaustive deliberation by
all Commanders of various
groups in Yenagoa, the
heart of the Niger Delta
struggle met last night and as part of our mission, we
are going to test six (6) of
our MISSILES in the
region. This is to show the
federal government of our
readiness of the American prediction. “2. There should be NO any
form of helicopter to fly
around in the region as we
will not guarantee the
safety of such object. “3. The people of the Niger
Delta region should not be
panic in course of test
running the 6 MISSILES. “4. We may also decide
within the week to shut
down the Nigerian satellite
orbit, so that there will be
no communication in the
country if needs arise. “5. Within our three (3)
days operations, NO
airplane should fly out of
the country because it can
target such object no
matter how small or big it may be. “6. Our Fighter Expert
Team shall be positioned in
the six (6) Niger Delta
states, who are already
arrived the region from
training through our country’s porous borders
with our foreign partners
who are going to showcase
what they have learnt in
the past one year. “7. Our struggle is not for
any human blood, but we
have been pushed to the
wall for justice because
our patience is running out
on a daily basis as Nigerian uniform men are
killing our innocent people
continuously. “8. Nigerian military should
as a matter of urgency
leave peacefully the Ijaw
communities they are
presently in, the next 48
hours under the guise of searching for the Niger
Delta Avengers (NDA) or
else we should not be
blamed of whatever
catastrophe that may befall
such officers and the likely affected families of the
officers should be blamed
not the region. READ ALSO: Why President Buhari cancels his visit to
Ogoni land “9. We have consulted our
war gods (deities) that
enough is enough and that
the time has come. Since
the present Pharaoh of
Nigeria, President Buhari is to preside over the
disintegration of the
country, it is a good omen. “10. Henceforth, any attack
on Ijaw communities or
person(s) by the military or
para-military body in the
region, we will not hesitate
to order our shoot-at-sight squad of any uniform
personnel in the region. “11. We ask all Service
Chiefs including Minister
of Defence to shamefully
resign their positions
because Nigeria has no
security in whatever form. Bravo to our Foreign
Marine Crack Team for
their ability to shut down
Nigerian obsolete
surveillance equipments. “12. For the records, Niger
Delta Avengers (NDA) are
not in Delta state, we only
go there to strike and
return back safely to the
struggle base, Bayelsa state. “13. We further warn
especially, Mr. Jonathan
Obuebite, Information
Commissioner in Bayelsa
state not to criticize our
activities any longer or else he has a choice of
leaving the planet earth
anytime he made such
statement(s). “14. All oil and gas
operations should shut
down immediately as our
MISSILES testing will
affect their equipments. “15. NOTE, we shall
commence MISSILES
testing on Tuesday 7, June
2016 which coincides with
the date of our training
abroad. Since the present Pharaoh of Nigeria (Buhari)
has failed us in our
demands, we promise
Nigerians and the entire
world that we are going to
surprise them.” READ ALSO: Who are the Nigeria’s newest militants
Niger Delta Avengers? In recent months the Niger
Delta Avengers has carried
out many attacks on oil
pipelines and facilities run by
international companies,
comprising Shell and U.S. firm Chevron. The attacks are partly
responsible for a fall in
Nigeria’s oil production of
800,000 barrels per day. President Buhari was scheduled to visit the region to launch the clean up
programme of Ogoni land. However, he later cancelled
his trip, reportedly over the
assassination threats.

A quickie before we dive
into the fact sheet on
Escobar. Set in the 1980s,
the show chronicles the life
of Colombia's most
dangerous drug lord and courses through his climb to
power from a mere cocaine
dealer to the owner of the
Medellin Cartel. This 10-
episode show is wrought
with so much bloodshed that by the time you reach the
finale, you are already
crying for season 2. Starring Wagner Moura as
Escobar, the show strikes a
perfect balance between the
subject and the actor - the
resemblance between the
two is so uncanny, it makes you feel you have been
taken back in time. So without further ado, let's
take a look at 12 most
'addictive' facts about Pablo
Escobar. 1. Before becoming a drug
kingpin, Escobar sold
stolen cars and
tombstones to smugglers. www.konbini.com 2. Escobar's open support
for the poor and his wish
to become Colombia's
president earned him the
nick name 'Robin Hood'. www.alux.com 3. After becoming the
reigning lord of Medellin
Cartel, Escobar was
minting as much as $420
million a week! makeagif.com 4. His drug trade
flourished so much that he
was smuggling nearly 15
tonnes of cocaine every
day! Tumblr 5. So much so that he
smuggled cocaine into the
United States by hiding it
in airplane tires. billboard 6. To handle the free-
flowing wealth that came
his way uninterrupted,
Escobar bought a Learjet
for the sole purpose of
flying his money. Netflix 7. At one point, Escobar's
had amassed so much
wealth that it reached 30 billion dollars! recapguide.com 8. The man had so much
money that he spent
$2500 a month just on
rubber bands to bind his
money together. Netflix 9. Once in hiding, Escobar
even burnt 2 million dollars
to keep his daughter from
catching cold. vice.com 10. Escobar's greatest fear
was extradition and he
unleashed horror upon
Colombia just so that he
could avoid jail-time in
America. Business Insider 11. So great was his fear
of extradition that Escobar
offered to pay off
Colombian government's
debt that had reached a
massive 10 billion dollars! NY Times 12. As per an agreement
with the Colombian
government, Escobar built
a luxury prison called 'La
Catedral' that was guarded
by his own loyal servants. The terms dictated
Escobar to serve prison
time (which he did) and the
Colombian government to
not extradite him to the
US. The prison was anything unlike any jail. A
thriving casino, spa and
nightclub from inside, La
Catedral became the hub
of more drug deals and
murders. airshipdaily.com 13. And this horror
included killing 4000
people that included
murdering 200
judges, 1000 policemen,
journalists and government workers. Netflix Escobar was shot dead in
1993 by a special police
force after being on the run
for 7 months. The man who
raised an empire so big that
it instilled fear among the living, a brutal end seemed a
befitting epilogue to his
powerful narrative.

NiyoFinest:
You can call me.

OK. let me win with you today and i will call u to join ur group. just seeing this this thread today