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Guys, you better stop generalizing. In every single race and ethnicity, there boud to be smart, stupid, lazy, hardworking, beautiful, ugly people. . . Like they always say, It takes many different types of people to make up the world

dreeldee, Im dissapointed in you. Uve been abroad and out from your country, do you even think those white ladies are that great?

U are deceiving yourself. The whites might not nag as much but they throw stuff here and there, they waste all your money for their shimmy shimmy lip gloss and their hair and clothes and their pet dogs and cats dressing them like some paris Hilton's Chihuahua and above all that, most of them can't cook and clean these days. . .

I dont know what are you rying to say here really.  


Than again, me and you are all generalizing. . . . . My housemate ( a Nigerian male has ben trying to date Whites and Asians for a very long time because he thinks the same way as you do but whenever he tried, he gts different types of qualities in a woman. The whites to him seems to be very dirty people. . . They dont clean and they dont care about how their hair turn out to be and in he end of the day, it ends up looking like a dry weedgrass. . . But they are very understanding set of folks and very open minded for that matter.The Asians are filled with jelousy and hatred and they are mostly very insecure of themselves but they are very clean and neat most of the time and can cook and they take care of their partner. ) Still, every individuals are made different on this planet. Its up to you to choose who you actually want to be with and no to choose their race.

WTH is this

bethangel:
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Dont mind him dear, he wanted to know if you were married and could not ask directly

Heheheh! yeah. U could be right

lol yeye fowl u

annyplenty:
yellow skinned gabryl

U have a problem with that

U indeed have never failed to live up to your name huh?

iceland:
Dont go hating her cos you've got a flat ass!

I dont hate her just that if she is in Asia or even in Europe,people will hink hat she must have a disfigured legs oo

Na waaa for kpomo legs

But you have ooo. . . Where were u? Ive been waiting for u since the 16th century when I had that Victorian hairdo of mine 

Godmother:
This thread is so lame I almost want to cry.

For me, I love and appreciate men but I dont think a dark skin guy would want a yellow skin girl like me.

full depth:
Take time oo, im just from the Gym ! nor make me use u do pressup.

CHEI! U dare abi? U and your lean meat abeg! Dont make me laugh!

It will be good if I can grab that gun so I fit shoot my enemies like I hunt a wild boar!

akym:
Instead of using the clothe stuff why dont u go to the nearest super market to get one for debit and paid up when your husband is back from office.

Who's husband you talkin hia? AM not married abeg!

full depth:
ok, now im back !! i'll like to know what women are talking about !!
are they still insisting that their MAN would have to do the Dishes?

See your dried raisin face. U keep it up with that wogly look for one week and I swear u'll be upgraded to a dry prune

U're a male

OMG!!! Are u not aware? You dont go to school and learn science abi? MY GOD to the first and second poster. Every female is entitle to have their period whether if they are a virgin or not. The average age for us females to get our period is at least age 10 - 13. . . Thats the starting age. Im still a Virgin myself and I have my period. Thats natural

I dont know why I love telling real stories these days. I dont have the mood to search online for jokes ooo so here it goes.

I had my period today and so I brought in a pad/modest to change. The moment I took my pads and open it, suddenly the pads went flying up in the air and guess where it landed to. . . .






The Toilet Bowl!!!!!     


Im like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        

Im so angry ooo. . . Cause with the recession period and Im broke and all, I dont have money to buy another pad and thats my last one ooo. . . So u know what I use?


I followed my ancestors time where they all use cloth as a pad. . .

I use one and went for dancing class in my own room, when I dance, the cloth fell on the floor. na waa! Thank God say theres no one around otherwise I will rob someone and go for plastic surgery the first thing in the morning. . .

See my wahala for today. . . Guys are lucky to be guys. . . They dont see their privates spitting out blood here and there. HMM! 

Ok, than I cannot date you

^^^ Are u male or female?

Why are you posting the same thing three times?


And no, this is not fiction. This is a reality. Im just ondering why is there such bad luck in relationships in this family. . . Thats all. . . And have u ever come across one family whom had all this bad luck before?

Im sorry to say this but I dont know why the Female Nairalanders are always the one being more bashful compared to the males. . . Its like they yab all the time and they are worst off thant the males. . . Sorry! No Offense!